Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 194 Many Dragon Whips

Chapter 194 Many Dragon Whips
A dragon whip!
The New Year gift that Mu Tiandie gave him was actually a dragon whip?
Click into the treasure chest to view the description of the dragon whip.

Dragon Whip: It has the magical effect of strengthening the body, nourishing yin and tonifying yang.

"Fairy, what do you mean?"

With a dark face, Wei Wuji went to ask Mu Tiandie.

"You don't even let Tingting's girlfriends go, Tingting will definitely fall, sister is worried that your body will not be able to take it, can't you make up for it?"

Mu Tiandie replied sonorously, with warmth.

"I really want to, but Tingting doesn't want to, so she can't force it?"

That matter is naturally up to your will, as long as the other party is unwilling, it is rape.

Only Bai Xiaohu can do such a thing as rape the person he loves deeply, and he does it five times.

"It's okay, it's okay, sister here has a lot of tricks to seduce girls, and I will pass them on to you now."

Mu Tiandie comforted.

"Fairy, you actually know how to flirt with girls?"

Wei Wuji asked in astonishment.

"I didn't know at first, but I watched an idol drama with Tingting that night, and then I knew."

Mu Tiandie was extremely proud, and said: "You can arrange a candlelight dinner, and then put some medicine in the wine..."

"Stop!"

I thought that Mu Tiandie's flirting skills were learned from idol dramas, but it turned out to be just drug use. In the final analysis, drug use seems to be rape, right?
In the wechat classmate group, those high school students are all giving out red envelopes for fun, most of them are one or two yuan, and the most are ten yuan, but everyone still has a lot of fun grabbing them.

Zhang Junbao suddenly sent out a hundred yuan package, and was called a local tyrant by all the students.

Seeing Zhang Junbao's smug expressions, Wei Wuji could only curse silently: "Pretend to be aggressive!"
With a movement of consciousness, I saw Zhang Junbao who was tens of miles away, lying on his kang, watching TV, eating melon seeds, and pretending to be aggressive in the group.

This kind of keeping the year is too monotonous.

Wei Wuji thought for a while, and decided to give Zhang Junbao some stimulation. With a swing of the fishing rod, he fished out a dozen of Zhang Junbao's treasured CDs from the locked cabinet, and quietly appeared beside him.

"Junbao, you actually..."

Zhang Junbao's elder brother got up and went to the bathroom, and was completely stunned when he saw the disc on the bed.

The covers of those discs are too evocative, and they are authentic Yamato specialties, specially for otaku.

"Jun Bao, your father and I hope that you will find a good marriage partner, you..."

Zhang Junbao's parents looked at each other speechlessly, and in the end it was his mother who spoke, but halfway through the conversation, she didn't know what to say.

"Listen to my explanation, this..."

Zhang Junbao's cheeks were hot, and his blush spread to the heel of his neck. He picked up the disc, jumped off the kang, and rushed into his room without shoes on.

Looking at the drawer where the discs were stored, it was well locked, and the expression on his face was as if he had seen a ghost, dripping with cold sweat.

"That's exciting enough, let's see what Tingting is doing."

Wei Wuji chuckled, and turned his mind to Niu Tingting's home.

Niu Tingting's home is in Yuanshui County, less than [-] miles away, so it is easier to see and hear clearly.

A family of three, sitting in the living room, eating dumplings, watching the Spring Festival Gala.

"Dad, Mom, let me tell you, I will go to my boyfriend's house tomorrow. Their house has no place to sleep. We will come back together at night."

Niu Tingting put down her chopsticks, wiped her mouth clean, and said.

"Male...boyfriend?"

Niu Tingting's mother, Xu Yun, was obviously frightened.

"Who is it? How is your character? What's your family background?"

Niu Congzu was very calm, he couldn't keep his daughter when she grew up.

"Ten thousand times stronger than you!"

Niu Tingting muttered.

Niu Congzu blushed and coughed violently. A dumpling almost choked his throat.

Wei Wuji also blushed, Tingting didn't know, that's why he spoke so well of him.

Withdrawing his consciousness, he wanted to see Xia Yue, but after thinking about it carefully, he chose to give up.

"Wuji, if you don't say anything, my grandson will not give this gift!"

Before the news, Monkey King asked several times in a row if he was there.

"Brother Monkey, I saw that you are dishonest in giving gifts. Although I am not here for the time being, the gifts can always be delivered, right?"

Wei Wuji hurriedly replied, looking forward to Brother Hou's gift very much.

"That's all, I'm busy, so I don't know as much as you."

Sun Wukong felt generous and said, "You will definitely like this gift very much."

The red envelope gift will appear on the screen immediately.

Another dragon whip?
Wei Wuji looked dazed, thinking that Brother Hou would give him a good treasure.

"How? Do you like it?"

Sun Wukong asked urgently.

"Brother Monkey, the gift Fairy Butterfly gave me just now is also this!"

Wei Wuji replied.

"What?"

Sun Wukong was extremely shocked, and scolded: "This little butterfly stalked and took away my old grandson's treasured dragon whip, and said that he wanted to make up for her male unicorn so that she could give birth to a litter of little unicorns next year. She is planning to have a brood of little butterflies with you!"

"Brother Monkey, why do you treasure this stuff?"

Wei Wuji was extremely ashamed and quickly changed the subject.

"I still have something to do, excuse me!"

Seeing Wei Wuji ask this, Monkey King immediately dodges.

Obviously, Sun Wukong's purpose of collecting the dragon whip is not pure.

"Wuji, did Brother Monkey give you a dragon whip?"

Just before going to the red envelope group to chat, Zhu Bajie sent another message.

"Second senior brother, don't say you want to give me this thing!"

Although dragon penis is good, if you eat too much, you may overdo it.

"No, no, that's what the old pig thinks. You can't finish it anyway, so why don't you divide the old pig into half?"

Not only did Zhu Bajie not give presents, but he even came to share them. His skin is as thick as a pig's skin.

"Second senior brother, if you want the dragon whip, you have to express it, right?"

Wei Wuji reminded.

"Although the old pig is an envoy of the altar, he passes countless offerings every day, but with Guanyin Bodhisattva watching over him, the old pig didn't actually get much money."

After crying poorly, Zhu Bajie added: "My old pig hasn't had a good meal in hundreds of years, and has lost weight. Wuji, let me share half with my old pig!"

Thin?

When he was dragged by Brother Monkey last time, his body shape and his fat body were scary even thinking about it.

"It must be exchanged for something good."

Even if he couldn't finish eating, Wei Wuji would not be willing to give it to the second senior brother for nothing.

At this moment, Nezha appeared in the death red envelope group.

Nezha: It’s Chinese New Year, anyone who wants to eat dragon meat, come to grab red envelopes.

Erlang Shen: Nezha, where did you kill the dragon again?

Nezha: The giant country has an evil dragon that harms the people. The king invited me to slay the dragon. That evil dragon is really powerful.

Jiang Ziya: I have heard about this, Nezha, I must have gained a lot of goodness from this dragon slaying, right?

Nezha: Not too much, not too much, barely enough for a million points!

what?
Slaying a dragon, can you get a million points of goodness?

Just today, 6 million bottles of free energy drinks have been received, costing more than one billion yuan, and only getting more than [-] points of goodness.

This world is so unfair.

Wei Wuji: Third prince, where are there evil dragons, introduce them to me to slaughter them!

Nezha: It's not me, it's up to you. Let alone slaying a dragon, it's hard to kill a spider.

Fairy Butterfly: Nezha, is your butt itchy?
Nezha: I'd better give out red envelopes.

Tang Sanzang: I have already prepared to grab it.

Erlang Shen: I got the dragon meat, I will give it all to you @蝝蝶仙子
Butterfly Fairy: Alright, then I will give it all to Wuji.

Roaring Sky Dog: Woah!
Wei Wuji: In this case, even if I can't get it, I can rest assured.

Iron Man: I'm very busy, hurry up@哪周
Nezha: I was wondering whether to put the dragon whip into the red envelope.

Iron Man: Of course (drool emoji)
hum!
Nezha's red envelope, come as soon as you say it.

Wei Wuji stretched out his finger and poked it, feeling that he was holding a giant grass in his hand.

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