The concubine is so charming

Chapter 256 It's About to Be Cooked
The old man on the ground suddenly opened his eyes, turned his head to look around, and suddenly set his eyes on Su Yao, and said bluntly: "You are a good little girl, but you are a little bit like meddling in other people's business."

Su Yao was still holding the old man's arm, but he let go when he heard this, and then watched the old man fall back to the ground with a thud: "I heard that guard said that you call yourself a genius doctor, and you should know some medical skills. But judging by your outspoken appearance now, it seems that your medical skills are all bragging."

"You little girl is not very old, but you have a good temper. Old man, I am quite old, so you are not afraid that I will be angry for a while?"

"Then trouble you, old man, to open your eyes and look around. Those who are thrown here are going to be human sacrifices, that is, they will be turned into two-legged sheep for people to eat. They will be stunned with a stick and then dragged out. Rinse it with cold water, chop it up with a machete, and then cook it in a pot. If you think about it carefully, if I can directly piss you off, wouldn't you suffer a lot less?"

The old man stared, and his beard curled up: "You are so eloquent, why didn't you think of a way to get yourself out, but stayed here and suffered?"

"Isn't everything ready, and the east wind is the only thing we owe?" Su Yao cast a sideways glance at the old man, and said unhurriedly.She didn't know why, when she saw this old man, she had the same feeling as when she met Ning Ge, and she was even more relaxed than facing Ning Ge, so she simply said these words according to her heart and intuition .

The old man looked Su Yao up and down, and said with a sneer, "I still have everything, so tell me what you have prepared?"

Su Yao raised his chin in the direction of Mu Cixiu: "Look, isn't that right?"

The old man looked at it for a long time, and finally looked at Mu Cixiu: "What use is a man who is about to be cooked?"

"I heard that the man-eating Ms. Wu is the daughter of the county magistrate, and she was the one who came up with the idea of ​​sacrificing sheep and humans. She has a lot of status in Fengqiao County, so I wanted to present this beautiful man to see if he can use him." Another chance to escape."

Mu Cixiu raised his eyes to meet Su Yao's, and then a faint smile appeared in his eyes: "Don't mess around."

"This is not nonsense, human life is at stake, can I make a joke?" Su Yao turned to look at the old man, "I said old man, what did you do to the young lady?"

"That young lady is heartless, she still wanted to pursue beauty, so I simply let her see what she should look like, took some medicine, and scratched her face to death, and she still wants to rely on me, it's really unreasonable. "

Su Yao approached the old man slightly, and couldn't stop looking at him in his heart. The old man was not young, but his clothes were very neat, and even the materials were very elegant. It was worth a lot of money at first glance, and his eyes were clear, and his words were full of injustice. It can be seen that there should be no problem with the Three Views of morality.

"I once had a maid who was extremely skilled in medicine. She always had silver needles hidden in her body that could cure diseases and save lives. She couldn't find them on weekdays, but in times of crisis, she could take them out for emergency treatment. Can you do it? "

The old man glanced at Su Yao: "There must be a limit to talking big, and you can't find it if you have a silver needle hidden on your body?"

"There are mountains beyond mountains, and there are people beyond people. If you can't do it, it doesn't mean others can't do it. Besides, my maid also carries all kinds of poison powder and medicine powder with her. If she was there, I would have escaped a long time ago." There is no need to chat with you here."

"What's wrong with chatting with me, maybe I can help you escape?"

Su Yao waved his hand: "You old man, hurry up and find a place to sit down and rest for a while. Didn't you hear the two guards who brought you in just now say that they are going to boil you for a tooth-beating sacrifice? Think about it. With age, the bones and meat are very thick, and if you cook them raw with firewood, it should be very chewy and ready for rice."

At first, the old man thought it was nothing, but now, after hearing Su Yaoyi's words, the image of himself being boiled and served on the table appeared in front of his eyes, and he couldn't help shivering: "Little girl is not very old, why is her mouth so poisonous?"

"Your old man is quite old, and you are still pretending to be crazy like others, old man, why don't you ride the wind and skyrocket to [-] miles?"

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Why don't you go to heaven?" Su Yao snorted.

The old man just laughed angrily, and stared at Su Yao with burning eyes: "Well, you little girl, no one has ever dared to say that I am pretending to be crazy and stupid in terms of medical skills. Since you don't believe me, I will let you see what is called a medical master !"

"It's almost being turned into a dish, you old man, why don't you struggle a bit? It's best to save some strength, maybe when you're not sure, you can choose whether to put chili noodles or cumin."

"Nonsense, my old man will live a long life, how can he be eaten as a dish so easily! We agreed, I will help you cure this little boy, and you will find a way to treat him in the future." Give it up, let him use the beauty trick to save us."

Mu Cixiu couldn't help coughing twice: "You guys are discussing like this, are you also asking for my opinion?"

Su Yao turned his head and glared at him: "This is a matter of life and death. Sacrifice a little color to save our three lives. This deal is worth a lot. Is it possible that you still don't agree?"

Mu Cixiu smiled and shook his head: "It sounds like a good deal..."

Su Yao rolled his eyes at him: "Come on, hurry up and ask the old man to heal you."

The old man looked at the wound on Mu Cixiu's back, and sighed twice in admiration: "It's really lucky for you to survive until now. The dagger that stabbed you should have been poisoned, but it looks like you are here You have been soaked in the river for a long time, and the poisonous blood flowed a lot, so the poison did not penetrate into your heart, and you barely survived until now. You are lucky to meet me, and I am afraid that you will not be able to find this poison in this world There are a few."

Su Yao's eyes flashed, and he hurried forward: "Old man, what kind of poison is this, so powerful?"

"This is called... I won't tell you! You little girl, you are not very old, but you have a very treacherous temper. What should you do if you secretly learn my medical skills?"

"You can let go of this, even if I am dragged out by those people to make food, I will not learn medicine from you."

"What's wrong with learning medicine with me? Could it be possible that you have been humiliated?"

"You yourself have been bluffing and cheating on the street, can you still be honored if you learn it?"

"Hmph, you have eyes that don't recognize Mount Tai, eyes that don't recognize gold and jade, and eyes that don't recognize real gods. If you tell me who I am, I'm well-known in the Jianghu world. It scares me to death!"

Su Yao patted his chest seriously, and said cooperatingly, "I'm really scared. Don't tell me, old man, I'm timid, and I've been scared since I was a child!"

With such a perfunctory look, the angry old man almost got stabbed with a needle: "You stinky girl, one day you will cry and learn medicine from me!"

"Don't worry, I won't even admit you were crying and calling me to be your apprentice."

"You... hmph, my old man doesn't care about you, what is your relationship with this little boy, what if he comes to that young lady, eats and drinks with her, and doesn't come back to save us?"

Su Yao blinked, and said firmly: "If you look at me carefully, you will know that he will save us!"

"what happened to you?"

Su Yao moved closer slightly: "Look at my face, which is as shameful as a fish and a wild goose, and the moon is ashamed. If you think about that young lady who has already scratched her face, as long as her eyes are not blind, she will definitely know who to choose!"

"Hurry up and hide, your face is pitch-black, and there is a smell of vegetables on your face, I think you are about to be turned into a vegetable!"

"Delicious food should always be saved for the last. Even if it is made into a dish, you, the old man, will come first!"

"soy Mujer!"

"Humph!"

(End of this chapter)