I spit on the gods

Chapter 218 Shockingly Good "Joke"

After waiting for a while, the great god came over.

(Currently) Yu Xiaobao: I'm very unhappy now, hurry up and please me.

(Currently) Gu Xibujun: Oh~ Let me tell you a joke.

(Currently) Yu Xiaobao: Tell me.

After waiting patiently for a while, he typed out a sentence that was neither too long nor too short: The old man took care of the termination of the contract for me.

O_O!

Sir, is this a joke? !Obviously a very serious issue.

(Currently) Yu Xiaobao: Really? !

Dashen suddenly invited her to join the team, and Yu Xiaobao joined the team.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: I will announce the termination of the contract at [-] o'clock and announce the establishment of the studio at the same time. There will be a celebration banquet on the weekend. I sincerely invite you to come to my celebration banquet.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Hahahahaha... I am so happy now, I will definitely go!

He was free at last, and was there anything more cause for celebration than to be free again?She is his girlfriend, and she must not be absent from such an important celebration banquet.

Having said that, how could Uncle Gu help him with this kind of thing?I can't help asking: Doesn't Uncle Gu ignore your affairs?How did you get it done?
(Team) Gu Xibujun: I asked him to come over to help deal with Doudou's affairs, and he also took care of my affairs by the way. I just found out about it when Sister Cha called me.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Uncle Gu is as weird as you.

The characters of their father and son are absolutely worthy of their surnames, they are both weirdos.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: The reason why the old man volunteered to help me is mostly because of you.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: What does it have to do with me?
She couldn't figure it out at all, this matter had nothing to do with her.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: He kept telling me to bring you home quickly, but I didn't promise him, so he just wanted to please me.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: ==!

Hey, Uncle Gu, please stop making trouble...

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Your reasons are very strange.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: I remember I told you that the old man is not good at expressing his feelings, so he will make some very strange actions, and you will get used to it in the future.

As for his strange behavior, it took her a long time to get used to his strangeness, and now she has to get used to a strange uncle.But that's good too, at least Uncle Gu is not the kind of very fierce father, the plot of being afraid of seeing parents can stop here, hehe...

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Is anyone else going to the celebration banquet?

(Team) Gu Xibujun: My studio team, a few friends in the circle, and mentors will also come. It is conservatively estimated that there will be forty or fifty people.

With so many people, it will definitely be a big scene... Then wouldn't she have to dress more formally?
(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Do ​​I need to prepare anything?

(Team) Gu Xibujun: You don't need to prepare anything, I will pick you up when the time comes, and leave everything to me.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Good.

With his words, she still has nothing to worry about, just leave everything to him.

By the way, she almost forgot Baozi, and reminded: Can I also call Baozi at that time?

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Of course, I will talk to him.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Hmm.

For such a grand matter, it would be more appropriate for him to talk to Baozi in person.

After about four or five minutes, Dashen returned to the queue and said to her: Baozi promised to come.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Great, hehe~
(Team) Gu Xibujun: See if you are happy, let's do the husband and wife mission first.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Mmmm!

Led by the master, the husband and wife began to do husband and wife tasks.

Just now I have been chatting and did not click on internal cultivation. Taking advantage of the gap between husband and wife tasks, she first clicked the "Attack cultivation level" button, the system prompts: Attack cultivation level is full (16 failures, loss of 67 internal cultivation pills, good luck oh).

Sure enough, the higher the level, the greater the probability of failure, and then I filled up other cultivation bases, consuming a total of 4990 internal cultivation pills, and failed more than 100 times, which is not too bad.

The internal repair points are full, and the combat power has risen to 4000 million.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Look at my strength.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Is the internal cultivation full?

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Mmmm!

Hahaha... She has now risen to 4105 million combat power, I don't know how she ranks on the combat power list.

I clicked on the leaderboard and took a look, and it actually entered the top ten and ranked sixth.

No.1 is still her master, No.2 is still too lazy to miss you, No.3 has become the sky under the mountain, No.4 is Ming Yijun, No.5 is Uncle Bei Youfan, No.6 is her, and Meng The cute tentacle monster (that is, the name of the boy in the black street) was squeezed to No.7.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Haha, my combat power ranks No.6.

System prompt: Gu Xibujun gave you a winter jasmine flower, the representative words are [prosperous and fiery in a trance].

System prompt: Gu Xibujun gave you a winter jasmine flower, the representative words are [prosperous and fiery in a trance].

……

The great god sent countless winter jasmine flowers in a row, and only after sending them did he say: Let's celebrate.

Haha... This guy has learned how to behave. Unlike before, when he sold 999 flowers or gave a bouquet, it is more economical to send one by one, and it looks comfortable.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Husband?
(Team) Gu Xibujun: Now that the combat power has risen, let's play a game.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: What book?

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Good boy.

==!She discovered that every time this guy didn't want to explain, he would always dismiss her with the word "good".Forget it, he is more handsome. Listen to him.

After finishing the mission of husband and wife, the Great God led the team to an open space, a blue portal suddenly appeared on the map, and the team entered the portal.

The name of the map has changed to "City of Sedri", an aerial city built in mid-air.

(Team) Gu Xibujun: Clear the mobs first, and when the boss appears, a moving circle will appear, remember not to step out of the circle.

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Good.

She hadn't done this kind of dungeon before, anyway, what he told her was right.

The team started walking into the map, clearing mobs as they walked, and after walking for twenty minutes, they finally spawned a boss, a huge robot.

The robot roared furiously, and a circular light circle suddenly appeared on the map, and it was unknown what the existence of this light circle meant.

Dashen suddenly turned on the mic and said, "Baby, walk into the aperture and follow the aperture."

(Team) Yu Xiaobao: Good.

Yu Tangbao immediately brought the number into the aperture, and the aperture began to move, and the boss followed suit, chasing and fighting the two along the way.

Dashen is a melee fighter, more than enough to deal with this kind of robot, but unfortunately, his actions are limited to the aperture, which reduces many opportunities to amplify his moves.

Yu Xiaobao is an archer, and fighting bosses while running is her strong point, so it's not difficult for her.

The fight went smoothly at first, but unexpectedly, the boss suddenly released a big move, blasting the two of them out of the aperture in an instant.

(End of this chapter)