I spit on the gods
Chapter 241 The first embarrassment in history
Chapter 241 The First Embarrassment in History
"No need to thank you, next time I have a chance to invite you to have a meal with Hong." Hoss was about to stand up, when the phone rang suddenly, and he picked up the phone to answer the call.
After answering the phone, he hurriedly paid the bill and left, only asking her to drive slowly before leaving.
Yu Tangbao walked back to the car she had driven slowly, and went back to school.
She was in a happy mood along the way, and she had a fulfilling life on the set today, which gave her a sense of satisfaction after a fight in the ring, and she began to look forward to finding her soon in the next scene.
After returning to school, Yu Tangbao took a shower first, and went straight to class after the shower.
When she returned to school that night, she was too sleepy, so she didn't play games, just lay on the bed, took out her mobile phone to check Weibo.
I don't know if I don't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it, the old man has an affair again... Someone wrote that she cheated on Hoss, visited the set in person, and said that "the two had a romantic dinner together", it was a piece of nonsense!
What made her even more depressed was that a brain-dead actress actually participated in this topic, saying on Weibo: An outsider, a singer, an actor, and a good show, the material is full.
Yes, it is Wan Liyun's Weibo.
Anyone with a little brain can see that Wan Liyun's "this good show" refers to her, Yihong, and Hoss.
This woman is really disgusting, Yu Tangbao has been disgusted several times inside and out, in order to attract people's attention, she can say anything.
Feeling really angry, I sent Gu Yihong a WeChat message: Have you read Weibo?
Ray Gugu: Don't worry about it.
Yu Xiaobao double: I don't like this woman!
Ray Gugu: Don't worry, I will fix her when I go back, there is no way to deal with it now.
Yu Xiaobao double: But it will be a long time before you come back.
There are still 5 days... a long time.
Ray Gugu: Baby, don't be like this, I miss you too.
Yu Xiaobao double: [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I really want to hug you.
Missing is an infectious disease, it is contagious, I miss him very much, suddenly.
He sent a photo, a sideshow photo, it turned out that he was still taking pictures on the street, that handsome face with makeup did not show the slightest fatigue, and was still radiant.
Ray Gugu: We just started shooting.
Yu Xiaobao double: What time is it over there?
Ray Gugu: It's still early, it's not time to get off work.
Yu Xiaobao double: Are you tired?
Ray Gugu: Not tired, how about you?
She... the situation is actually not very good, her back is sore, especially her waist, the pain is very strong in many places.I hit the water dispenser so many times today, it's impossible not to get hurt, but she can't tell him about these small things, so as not to make him angry.
Yu Xiaobao double: I'm already lying down, ready to sleep.
Ray Gugu: Go to bed first, I'm off to work.
Yu Xiaobao double: Well, good night my dear.
Ray Gugu: Good night.
Put down the phone and go to sleep, I'm so tired...
When she opened her eyes again, it was dawn, she sat up in a daze, picked up her mobile phone to check the time... 9:29, and realized belatedly that she had overslept and didn't go for a morning run today.
It was the first time since college that I slept through the morning jogging time. Forget it, I was so tired yesterday, so let’s take today as a rest day.
Turning over and getting out of bed, the moment she landed, her back pain became more obvious. It was not suitable for her to stretch, so she walked to the grass outside the dormitory door to do some stretching exercises.
A few girls in the same class came over suddenly and looked at her with weird eyes, but she was already used to this kind of eyes, so she didn't take it to heart.
Just doing stretching exercises was of no use to her sore back, so she simply walked to the depths of the grass and played a set of bachelor's bows casually.After the fight, I couldn't help but yawned, turned around and walked back to the dormitory as if nothing had happened, ready to brush my teeth and wash up.
Who knows, the people in the dormitory upstairs who saw her punching were all stunned...
There was no class in the morning, and Yu Tangbao didn't play games, and she didn't go to the hospital to see Baozi for two days. She was going to check on Baozi's current situation.
It was a little far from the school to the hospital where Baozi was hospitalized, and it took about two hours to arrive.
When she came to Ward 607, she just touched the doorknob when she suddenly heard someone in the room saying, "Hey, be serious, pee came out."
"It's the first time I do this kind of thing, I can't open my eyes, you can do it yourself."
"I don't even mind what you mind, hey, don't move around."
"Don't move around, okay, you peed on my hand..."
0_0!
Yu Tangbao blinked and asked what was going on inside? ? ?
That was the voice of Baozi and Bamei, as if something serious happened inside!
Pushing open the door, I really saw an amazing scene——
Bamei is helping Baozi carry the urinal, and Baozi is peeing... Ouch, this is embarrassing!
The two people in the room instantly petrified, and looked at the door dumbfounded. Unfortunately, both of them blushed, and they were still spraying water at the place where they were urinating.
"Cough." Yu Tangbao coughed dryly, his face was a little hot, and he said regretfully, "I'm sorry, I will reappear in 5 minutes, the time to witness the miracle is coming, I'll flash~"
After finishing speaking, she quickly exited the ward and closed the door.
Turning around, moving to the wall and standing still... The embarrassing scene just now kept popping up in her mind, Xiaoyou~ It was obviously not her who was ashamed, but why did she feel that she was more ashamed than those two people just now? ? ?
anyway……
Hahahahahahaha... Yu Tangbao couldn't help laughing out loud, Stinky Bun is so shameless, he actually asked a girl to carry the urinal for him, and she has only been with him for two days, so she is about to help him with the urinal Ha ha ha ha……
What to do, this joke can't stop at all.
In the ward, Ji Jiji lowered his head, silently turned around and went to the toilet to pour out his urine, his face was still hot.
On the hospital bed, Bao Leming's complexion has returned to normal. The scene just now was very embarrassing. After being seen by Smelly Xiaobao, she will definitely laugh to death with this stalk in the future.
Alas... With a long sigh, he silently pulled back his trousers, his heart full of melancholy.
After a while, Ji Jiji came out of the bathroom with a blushing face, sat by the hospital bed, glanced at him quickly, and whispered, "I'll go find something to eat, and you should have a good rest."
"Wait a minute." He stopped her, sat up with difficulty, reached out to hold one of her little hands, and slowly shifted his gaze to her pretty face, "I will be laughed to death by Xiaobao if you leave, you are here Here she won't laugh."
"It's best to laugh at you, I pissed all my hands." Ji Jiji had a big opinion on his piss just now, "See if you dare to hurt yourself in the future, hmph~"
"Don't..." Bao Leming looked pitiful, "A Zhe, stay with me."
"Don't change my name casually!" Ji Jiji protested. He used to think that he was a very warm-hearted boy, but after spending two days with him, he realized that he is a domineering boy who does his own way, a little selfish and a little perfunctory.
(End of this chapter)
"No need to thank you, next time I have a chance to invite you to have a meal with Hong." Hoss was about to stand up, when the phone rang suddenly, and he picked up the phone to answer the call.
After answering the phone, he hurriedly paid the bill and left, only asking her to drive slowly before leaving.
Yu Tangbao walked back to the car she had driven slowly, and went back to school.
She was in a happy mood along the way, and she had a fulfilling life on the set today, which gave her a sense of satisfaction after a fight in the ring, and she began to look forward to finding her soon in the next scene.
After returning to school, Yu Tangbao took a shower first, and went straight to class after the shower.
When she returned to school that night, she was too sleepy, so she didn't play games, just lay on the bed, took out her mobile phone to check Weibo.
I don't know if I don't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it, the old man has an affair again... Someone wrote that she cheated on Hoss, visited the set in person, and said that "the two had a romantic dinner together", it was a piece of nonsense!
What made her even more depressed was that a brain-dead actress actually participated in this topic, saying on Weibo: An outsider, a singer, an actor, and a good show, the material is full.
Yes, it is Wan Liyun's Weibo.
Anyone with a little brain can see that Wan Liyun's "this good show" refers to her, Yihong, and Hoss.
This woman is really disgusting, Yu Tangbao has been disgusted several times inside and out, in order to attract people's attention, she can say anything.
Feeling really angry, I sent Gu Yihong a WeChat message: Have you read Weibo?
Ray Gugu: Don't worry about it.
Yu Xiaobao double: I don't like this woman!
Ray Gugu: Don't worry, I will fix her when I go back, there is no way to deal with it now.
Yu Xiaobao double: But it will be a long time before you come back.
There are still 5 days... a long time.
Ray Gugu: Baby, don't be like this, I miss you too.
Yu Xiaobao double: [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I really want to hug you.
Missing is an infectious disease, it is contagious, I miss him very much, suddenly.
He sent a photo, a sideshow photo, it turned out that he was still taking pictures on the street, that handsome face with makeup did not show the slightest fatigue, and was still radiant.
Ray Gugu: We just started shooting.
Yu Xiaobao double: What time is it over there?
Ray Gugu: It's still early, it's not time to get off work.
Yu Xiaobao double: Are you tired?
Ray Gugu: Not tired, how about you?
She... the situation is actually not very good, her back is sore, especially her waist, the pain is very strong in many places.I hit the water dispenser so many times today, it's impossible not to get hurt, but she can't tell him about these small things, so as not to make him angry.
Yu Xiaobao double: I'm already lying down, ready to sleep.
Ray Gugu: Go to bed first, I'm off to work.
Yu Xiaobao double: Well, good night my dear.
Ray Gugu: Good night.
Put down the phone and go to sleep, I'm so tired...
When she opened her eyes again, it was dawn, she sat up in a daze, picked up her mobile phone to check the time... 9:29, and realized belatedly that she had overslept and didn't go for a morning run today.
It was the first time since college that I slept through the morning jogging time. Forget it, I was so tired yesterday, so let’s take today as a rest day.
Turning over and getting out of bed, the moment she landed, her back pain became more obvious. It was not suitable for her to stretch, so she walked to the grass outside the dormitory door to do some stretching exercises.
A few girls in the same class came over suddenly and looked at her with weird eyes, but she was already used to this kind of eyes, so she didn't take it to heart.
Just doing stretching exercises was of no use to her sore back, so she simply walked to the depths of the grass and played a set of bachelor's bows casually.After the fight, I couldn't help but yawned, turned around and walked back to the dormitory as if nothing had happened, ready to brush my teeth and wash up.
Who knows, the people in the dormitory upstairs who saw her punching were all stunned...
There was no class in the morning, and Yu Tangbao didn't play games, and she didn't go to the hospital to see Baozi for two days. She was going to check on Baozi's current situation.
It was a little far from the school to the hospital where Baozi was hospitalized, and it took about two hours to arrive.
When she came to Ward 607, she just touched the doorknob when she suddenly heard someone in the room saying, "Hey, be serious, pee came out."
"It's the first time I do this kind of thing, I can't open my eyes, you can do it yourself."
"I don't even mind what you mind, hey, don't move around."
"Don't move around, okay, you peed on my hand..."
0_0!
Yu Tangbao blinked and asked what was going on inside? ? ?
That was the voice of Baozi and Bamei, as if something serious happened inside!
Pushing open the door, I really saw an amazing scene——
Bamei is helping Baozi carry the urinal, and Baozi is peeing... Ouch, this is embarrassing!
The two people in the room instantly petrified, and looked at the door dumbfounded. Unfortunately, both of them blushed, and they were still spraying water at the place where they were urinating.
"Cough." Yu Tangbao coughed dryly, his face was a little hot, and he said regretfully, "I'm sorry, I will reappear in 5 minutes, the time to witness the miracle is coming, I'll flash~"
After finishing speaking, she quickly exited the ward and closed the door.
Turning around, moving to the wall and standing still... The embarrassing scene just now kept popping up in her mind, Xiaoyou~ It was obviously not her who was ashamed, but why did she feel that she was more ashamed than those two people just now? ? ?
anyway……
Hahahahahahaha... Yu Tangbao couldn't help laughing out loud, Stinky Bun is so shameless, he actually asked a girl to carry the urinal for him, and she has only been with him for two days, so she is about to help him with the urinal Ha ha ha ha……
What to do, this joke can't stop at all.
In the ward, Ji Jiji lowered his head, silently turned around and went to the toilet to pour out his urine, his face was still hot.
On the hospital bed, Bao Leming's complexion has returned to normal. The scene just now was very embarrassing. After being seen by Smelly Xiaobao, she will definitely laugh to death with this stalk in the future.
Alas... With a long sigh, he silently pulled back his trousers, his heart full of melancholy.
After a while, Ji Jiji came out of the bathroom with a blushing face, sat by the hospital bed, glanced at him quickly, and whispered, "I'll go find something to eat, and you should have a good rest."
"Wait a minute." He stopped her, sat up with difficulty, reached out to hold one of her little hands, and slowly shifted his gaze to her pretty face, "I will be laughed to death by Xiaobao if you leave, you are here Here she won't laugh."
"It's best to laugh at you, I pissed all my hands." Ji Jiji had a big opinion on his piss just now, "See if you dare to hurt yourself in the future, hmph~"
"Don't..." Bao Leming looked pitiful, "A Zhe, stay with me."
"Don't change my name casually!" Ji Jiji protested. He used to think that he was a very warm-hearted boy, but after spending two days with him, he realized that he is a domineering boy who does his own way, a little selfish and a little perfunctory.
(End of this chapter)
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