Chapter 369 You Are Fat, You Are Fat
some crab? ? ?

This eel monster, won't your conscience hurt when you say such a thing?
Say vegetarian.

Even the little crabs are ashamed to say that they are vegetarians.

"Of course I love it, I'm the most powerful demon in the demon world."

Fox Xiaoyao looked proud.

The demons: "..."

Well, big monster, now is not the time for us to show off.

this time.

Shouldn't the focus of attention at this time be who is spreading the rumors?

"Yaoyao, I'm going to start a fire, you watch the fire later, and I'll take care of this eel."

Jun Xingchen turned to chop firewood.

Eel catfish was dumbfounded for a moment, enduring the pain in his body and pounced over: "Young man, don't you wonder which monster is spreading rumors? I'll catch it for you and have a good trial."

"No need."

Jun Xingchen started to light the fire.

Obviously there is no ignition tool, just a snap of the fingers.

Flames appeared out of nowhere at the fingertips.

Eel's eyes widened, and the fire turned out to be genuine shamisen.

"Clap!"

The fire is attached to the firewood.

In less than a moment, the thigh-thick tree trunk was burned into fiery coals.

Is this the world of practitioners?
This is unscientific at all, the charcoal that can be smoldered overnight can be roasted by brushing it directly?
"bring it on."

Jun Xingchen grabbed the eel and walked directly towards the beach.

"Grandpa, let's discuss it again. I still have a lot of treasures at home. How about I give them all to you? My meat is very fishy and not tasty at all. Really, it's super unpalatable. You Both your little girl and I definitely don’t like it, but the crab paste is thick and delicious.”

The eel monster was dying, and a certain crab was blown up when he said it: "You are fat and meaty, and you are fragrant. Let me tell you, the meat of this eel monster is delicious. After all, it has lived for so many years. What a fat, supplement that money can’t buy.”

"You are fat, you are fat."

The eel monster expressed dissatisfaction, look at its small body, where is it fat?
"You are fat, your whole family is fat, little girl, let me tell you, it also has a wife and children, all caught and eaten."

A certain crab looked at the little fox, and waved its big pliers out of righteous indignation.

"You dead crab, just wait for me, sooner or later I will cut you into pieces and put you to death."

Eel catfish's voice did not finish.

With a swipe of Jun Xingchen's sharp dagger, he dealt with it directly.

"Hmph, I'm afraid of you, my lord? I'm going to turn into a grilled crab soon."

A certain crab is very proud.

then……

react……

huh huh...

He's going to turn into a grilled crab in a while, it's so miserable, so miserable, I really want to escape.

"what?"

"You don't want to be eaten?"

Hu Xiaoyao sat on its back, the soft voice must not be fierce.

This is simply a bosom lady.

"Who wants to be eaten? Young master, I haven't lived enough, I haven't married a wife, and I haven't given birth to a bunch of small crabs..."

The more a certain crab thinks about it, the more sad he becomes.

Fox Xiaoyao rested his cheeks and looked at it: "Then you live to marry a wife and give birth to a bunch of little crabs?"

"Everyone is like this, isn't it the same for you human beings? Ask him to see if he just wants to marry a wife and have children, and his wife and children are hot on the bed?"

A certain crab waved its large pincers and pointed in the direction of Jun Xingchen.

A certain young man had already dealt with the eels, and got up again, turned around, met the fox little demon's probing eyes, looked at him with watery eyes and asked, "Brother Chen, do you also want to marry a wife and have a baby?" Heaps of babies?"

A certain teenager: "..."

The monsters who eat melons: "Da Yao, what you're asking is nonsense. Young Master Chen is working so hard, but he just wants to have a baby with you."

"Ok?"

Fox Xiaoyao is still asking.

"Ah."

Jun Xingchen's ears were already red, and under the sun, his handsome face was flushed, probably from the sun.

"That's it."

Hu Xiaoyao tilted her head, and thought about it seriously: "It seems that gods can't have babies, and they can't fall in love."

"Why, is he a fairy?"

A certain Xie widened his eyes and looked at Jun Xingchen: "No wonder he looks so good-looking."

Humans can't grow so good-looking.

Immortals are good-looking, even crabs that have become immortals are much more beautiful than ordinary crabs, this is probably grade crushing.

"Not yet, but soon we will be."

The little fox patted it.

"Then you are finished. Immortals cannot fall in love or have children. If they fall in love and give birth to children, they will be punished by God. I heard from my grandfather that there is a fairy who was beaten because she fell in love with a man." When you die, your soul is gone, and you will never be reborn."

A certain crab is so bad, he's going to burp anyway, so let's talk more.

So as not to burp.

I don't want to say anything.

"So miserable?"

Hu Xiaoyao was frightened, she was not afraid of being beaten, but Brother Chen was okay.

She didn't want Brother Chen's soul to be destroyed.

"No, I heard that the man later asked a great god to reorganize the fairy's soul, and the price was that the man would be suppressed under a cave forever."

A certain crab spoke with gusto.

The more Fox Xiaoyao listened, the more curious she became: "Then what happened afterwards? Did the fairy live?"

"do not know."

A crab said it was just a story.

Hu Xiaoyao: "What about that man? Is he still being suppressed?"

"I do not know."

"Anyway, when gods fall in love, they end up with a bad death."

A certain crab said that he doesn't envy the gods at all, what's the use of living so long, he can't marry a wife, and give birth to piles of small crabs.

"Well, since you want to live a little crab so much, then you should live."

The little fox pulled the dead branches off its crab claws, got up and let it go.

"Stop roasting me?"

A crab's eyes widened, happiness came too suddenly.

"Stop roasting. I will roast after you have piles of small crabs. By then, you will definitely be fatter than now."

Fox Xiaoyao chuckled.

A certain crab: "..."

I wanted to say that I was very moved, but now I am not moved at all, I just want to escape.

Anyway...

A certain crab ran away, afraid that the little fox would regret it in the next second.

The umami taste of the squid meat has come out.

Fox Xiaoyao squatted down in front of the charcoal fire, fiddled with the charcoal fire, and looked at Jun Xingchen: "Brother Chen, if you can't marry a wife and have children when you become a fairy, do you still want to be a fairy?"

"think."

Jun Xingchen didn't hesitate.

"Oh."

Fox Xiaoyao pursed her mouth, her heart was inexplicably blocked.

Brother Chen doesn't think about it?

"Only when we become gods, can we be together forever, without going through life, old age, sickness and death, or parting."

Jun Xingchen's voice was faint and clear.

What he wants is not to marry a wife and have children, what he wants is to be with her.

What does it matter if you don't have children?
What he wants is her, and she has never changed since the first time he saw her.

"hey-hey."

Hu Xiaoyao was happy at once, Brother Chen's answer was great.

"Then I want to be a fairy too, Brother Chen, let's be a fairy together, the kind that will never grow old and never die."

Fox Xiaoyao stirred the charcoal fire, and every word melted into Jun Xingchen's heart.

(End of this chapter)

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