The first emperor of the Song Dynasty

Chapter 238

"General, what does the old king next door mean?" A soldier next to him couldn't help asking the lieutenant curiously.

"About this point, you are asking the right person!" The lieutenant said proudly to the soldiers beside him: "I told you to read more books in your normal time, but you just didn't listen, you Look, you don't know anything now."

"We're just a bunch of rough people who don't move. We're not as smart as you, General. Whatever you tell us to do, we can do whatever you want. We don't care about anything else." The soldier said with a smile.

The soldier's little flattery made the lieutenant very useful. In fact, he didn't have much ink, but he was very interested in the naughty jokes of the old king next door, so he asked someone specially. It became an opportunity to show off under his own hands.

"About this old Wang next door, in fact, at first, I just wanted to say that the surname Wang is the most common surname in our Great Song Dynasty, and many people's neighbors are surnamed Wang." The deputy general said softly.

After the soldier heard it, he suddenly realized, and said, "General, it's true, my neighbor's surname is Wang."

The deputy general went on to say: "Hey, don't interrupt, the old Wang next door doesn't mean that now. It is said that there is a neighbor named Wang, and his wife committed adultery with the man named Wang, but unexpectedly, he was caught His husband found out when he came back.

"At that time, the man's wife was shocked and hurriedly asked the neighbor surnamed Wang to hide under the quilt."

"The husband was drunk, and when he saw someone hiding under his wife's quilt, he asked suspiciously, who was hiding under the quilt."

The wife replied: "This is the old brother Wang next door. He fought with his wife and ran out. In order to prevent his wife from finding out, he hid under the quilt."

When the husband heard that the old man was afraid of his wife, he couldn't help laughing loudly at the old king: "You are a big man, and you are afraid of your own wife. It's really embarrassing."

The lieutenant general continued: "This man is a real person, he completely forgot that the old king next door has put a green hat on his head."

A group of soldiers of the Golden Army listened here, and couldn't help but slander in their hearts, can you be more serious, you are going to kill someone now, but you are talking about this here, but at this time they understand that the old man next door King means.

After telling this story, there is only a little bit of incense left.

"Okay, the story is over, it's time to work!" The lieutenant said to the soldiers around him.

"You guys are fooling around, there is still a while to burn the incense." A soldier of the Golden Army protested loudly.

"You're right, there's still a little more to go, but this is easy!" After saying this, the officer approached the incense and blew loudly.

There wasn't much left of the incense, but when the officer blew it close, it soon bottomed out.

"come..."

"How can this be? You are playing tricks... ah!"

When the soldier of the Golden Army was halfway through speaking, he was suddenly slashed with a knife. The soldier of the Golden Army said, "I killed a person, can I live?"

"Okay, this general keeps his word, you can live!" The deputy general pointed to the soldier and said, "If you want to get rid of slavery, you only need to kill two more people. If you don't want to, just go to the side and squat down." !"

This kind of thing, once someone takes the lead, someone will respond immediately. After all, in the face of life and death, it is too extravagant for this group of people who lick blood on the knife edge all day long.

"Ah! Stone, you actually... actually killed me?"

"No way, who gave you the surname Wang, I don't want my wife to be taken care of by you in the future."

"You...you..." This person said two words, but he no longer had the strength to say the rest, his eyes began to spread continuously, and it was obvious that he couldn't survive.

"Tsk tsk tsk..." The lieutenant general looked at the soldiers of the Kingdom of Jin fighting in front of him, couldn't help but shook his head, and said, "It's better that the general's strategy is good. In this way, our army can fight against the enemy without any effort." You can take them all down."

"General, it's just that the story you just told is really, a little bit not good!" A soldier next to him said with an ugly face.

"Why?" The lieutenant looked at the soldier suspiciously and said.

"General, my youngest name is Wang Wu. A few brothers took advantage of my inattention to deal with me just now. My surname Wang Zhao has provoked someone!" Wang Wu said with a depressed face.

Hearing this, the deputy general couldn't help laughing "hahaha". It seems that from now on, the old king next door will be in danger.

The fighting didn't take long, half an hour later, the battle was over, the least alive person was holding one head, and the most powerful person was actually holding ten heads in his hand, seeing that his whole body was covered in blood, it was quite ferocious fear.

At this point in the war, even the 1 people of the Jin army have reached this point, but not even half of them survived in the end.

The captives of more than 3000 people were crushed to Shicheng.

After Zhao Huan heard about the situation here, he couldn't help but shook his head. This Liu Moyu caused himself a big and small trouble. I believe it won't be long before the impeachment about him will be overwhelming again. coming.

As for Liu Moyu, Zhao Huan liked it very much. He was indeed very good at fighting, and his victories were too numerous to enumerate. This time, there will definitely be many officials who will say that Liu Moyu's style of play is devoid of humanity.

So Liu Moyu was called to the front by Zhao Huan.

Liu Moyu looks very beautiful, the word beautiful is a bit nondescript when applied to a man, but Liu Moyu is indeed very beautiful, so beautiful that even some women would be jealous, of course it does not mean that this person is not Man, on the contrary, he also has a nickname called "Man-eating Maniac".

Regarding Liu Moyu's nickname, Zhao Huan was actually a little curious, wondering if he really likes cannibalism, but whether it is or not, Liu Moyu's bad name has been spread now.

"Look!" Zhao Huan said, throwing several memorials in front of Liu Moyu.

In fact, Liu Moyu didn't need to read it, and knew what was said in the memorial, but at this time when Zhao Huan asked him to read it, he could only pick it up and read it decently, and then said to Zhao Huan: "Your Majesty, the last general But wrong?"

Listening to his tone of voice, he didn't think he was wrong at all.

(End of this chapter)