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Chapter 184 A Panda Is A Bear, Not A Cat

Zhang Xiaorui's interaction gave this show a good start, at least you can know from the audience's reaction below.

In this process, all that is needed is his language cooperation, coupled with the extremely lazy and cute little guy like the sloth. After a whole conversation, Lightning can hook four claws on the horizontal wooden frame. Although it is slow, the cameraman It captures the funny parts very cooperatively.

A sloth's smile can make a person laugh all day long.

When the sloth Lightning finally grasped the crossbar with its four paws, the interview with the first pair of guests came to an end, and then the host watched Zhang Xiaorui sit on the side seat, but the sloth stayed there—as a mascot.

Han Wang: "I have to say that the encounter between Xiaorui and Lightning is a legendary event. Hey, have you noticed that after conceiving their encounter in your mind, I suddenly feel that if it is made into a movie? , isn’t it a good idea? OD, I’m a layman when it comes to movies, what do you think?”

OD didn't speak after listening to it. He looked at Han Wang for a while and said "um...", then turned his head to the audience, and said "um" again for a while. The smiles on the faces of the audience were almost never broken.

He murmured for a long time, and finally said: "Let me look at it from the perspective of an actor who has been on the market for decades, this story is feasible, but... although the idea is good, it cannot support the strength of a movie." Hundreds of minutes, so it is bound to need to stuff in something, such as other animals..."

"Oh? Other animals?" Han Wang followed along cooperatively.

Speaking of it, this can be regarded as the tacit understanding formed by the good brothers over the years. After the previous one is over, there must be a turning point for the following animals. With this general direction, the turning point is easy.

"Meow..." Qian Datou meowed like a cat, "I think cats are better animals, they have a large audience, and they are really... too cute!"

"Huh? Big head, you are a cat slave!" OD blinked, "I think if you keep a cat, you will definitely be beaten by the cat like a fat tiger!"

Pfft... There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Qian Datou turned his head: "Hmph, I am willing!"

Han Wang: "Speaking of cats, I remember that there seems to be a cat in "Cute Pet Bumper Cars". Do you know its name?"

"I know, I know." Xiao Wu next to her raised her hand.

"Hey, Xiao Wu, tell me."

"It's called Cleo... Pa, Patra, yes, Cleopatra!" Xiao Wu intermittently used the Chinese translation of her name.

"This name is so hard to pronounce." OD sighed.

Pastoral: "I heard it's the name of Cleopatra..."

"That's right, but it's not just the name of Cleopatra, it's a little knowledge." Han Wang started the extension of the little knowledge he was proud of, "Cleopatra, a woman who originated in Greek The name, translated into Chinese, means "the glory of the father". It is a common name of some famous women in the Hellenistic era, mainly concentrated in the Ptolemaic dynasty in ancient Egypt. The most famous of them should be the well-known Kerry Opatra VII, Cleopatra."

"Then... why was the cat named Cleopatra?"

"It's probably a symbolic meaning. After all, Cleopatra's reputation is famous, and it may also imply 'the world's cats came out of Egypt'. Of course, this is just our speculation." Han Wang said, but his hands crossed Put it on the abdomen, with the index finger of the left hand sticking out, circling continuously.

The cameraman saw this signal and immediately turned the lens to the other side.

Suddenly, the sloth lightning appeared on the screen again, and at some point, the guy's hind legs dropped down again, opened slightly, and then a waterline sneered, and fell from the sky.

This time it was a roar of laughter.

Even OD had a smile on his face, but continued to speak: "Hearing what Brother Han said, I think that cat should have a name, a nickname."

"what is it call?"

"It's called the VII." OD clapped his hands, "Look, Cleopatra VII!"

"Maybe, there really is such a nickname. Well, after talking so much, everyone already knows who our next guest is, so next, let's invite the one who is a bit arrogant and arrogant." Some greedy kittens!"

laugh!
Dry ice creates fog, and a large amount of smoke sprays out. At the same time, the door at the back slowly opens, and a small figure runs out from the inside at a very fast speed. In the blink of an eye, it rushes out of the smoke and appears in the eyes of the audience. .

Then, the audience was dumbfounded.

Eh……

What was exposed to the audience was not a snow-white Persian cat, but a black and white... panda.

what's the situation?
Pandas... are they cats?

The faces of the audience were weird, and some even complained secretly: Hey, hey, wake up, you are a bear, not a cat, let alone a kitten!

But the panda doesn't care about the ignorance of the audience.

What's more, this was arranged in advance, in order to highlight a certain amount of fun, so Gu Cang followed the script, when the Persian cat was on the stage, he rushed up first, and then crawled around the stage Turning around, approaching the sloth Lightning, he immediately smelled a smell of urine, shrugged his nose, and rolled his eyes.

"Uh... this is, why did Cangcang come out?" OD exclaimed, twisting his neck mechanically in surprise, "Don't tell me, giant pandas are actually cats, I remember when I was in junior high school I did some research..."

"That's right, giant pandas are bears, not cats. As for why Cang Cang ran out...you see." Tian Yuan pointed at Gu Cang.

Then a group of people discovered that after Gu Cang stuck out his tongue at the sloth and made a face, he walked around again, ran to a corner, put his head into a basket of apples, and let the basket hang around his neck ,after--

Pick it up and run.

Fart fart fart, little butt twists and turns.

"That's a prop that will be arranged for the game later." Xiao Wu said weakly.

"It seems that it is better to give the title of gluttony to Cang Cang. Compared with Cang Cang, Persian cats are definitely not foodies." Qian Datou said, rubbing his stomach, "Generally speaking, those with round bellies are Foodie."

"Go, don't drag others into the water!" Han Wang straightened his glasses and continued with a dry cough, "Okay, let's forget about the episode of the gluttonous bear and continue our topic just now... Invite our lovely and charming Persia The cat - Cleopatra, and its breeder, Miss Li Li."

laugh!Crash!

The door opened again, and Li Li, who was holding a Persian cat, came out.

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