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Chapter 886

"Do you think everyone is like you?"

Mu Jie snorted, "You know what a fart, I followed my family Yaoyao to watch it, it's called a woman singing a husband's suit."

Li Mufeng smacked his lips uninterestedly, and continued to circle around boringly.

Li Mufeng stopped talking, and Mu Jie was really not used to it, so he stopped his hands and looked at him: "You are really abnormal today, something really happened to you and Wen Yu, right?"

"...It's okay, but she seems to be... more diligent..."

"?" What kind of adjective is this? "Isn't your wife taking care of all the housework in your house?"

"...That's right, she's been very active these days, she can't stop at all, she even went to the kitchen to make loving meals for me..."

"That's good."

"It's just weird, you know?"

Mu Jie put on an expression of "Why did I believe this".

Li Mufeng showed a rare expression of embarrassment. Facing Mu Jie's half-smile expression, he could only say a few words casually: "... Let me ask you, if there is a girl who has always liked kissing You, the kiss is still on the mouth, and Bu Yaoyao may have seen it, but you don't know if she saw it, what will you do?"

"What else can I do, let's open a harem. A handsome person like me must have a royal palace and beauties."

"..."

Mu Jie said: "Hey, I'm just joking, I can't help being funny."

"I'm serious."

"Wouldn't it be you who was kissed? Greenwell was the one who kissed you? I heard that Greenville was also involved in Su Yang's case. If you help Su Yang, you must see her."

"...Hehehe." When did you become Conan, Mu Jie? You are not smart when you should be smart, and you are smarter than a monkey when you shouldn't be smart.

"...No, how is it possible."

"I just said you can't be that stupid."

"..." I knew that I must never tell the truth, and I would definitely be laughed to death by Mu Jie, "I'm talking about a classmate in my school. It annoys me, what would you do if it was you?"

"What else can I do? Be honest and be lenient and resist strictness. If you hide it in fear all day long, you will still be poked out and misunderstood. In the end, you may end up breaking up. It's better to be honest and feel at ease. Maybe you will be punished." lighter."

"……real or fake."

"If you keep it from the truth, you will end up making a big fuss and become a cliffhanger. If you take the initiative to admit that you have reformed yourself, you may just kneel on the washboard a few times in the end. If you have a good temper, I will ask you that your mouth is poisoned." Then use her own mouth to sterilize you."

"..." Although this is true, why is it so obscene when it comes from Mu Jie's mouth? Li Mufeng thought for a while, and asked hesitantly: "Then if she has seen it, but she pretends to be fine?" Same, how do you explain that?"

Mu Jie clicked his tongue twice, fully showing his disdain, "Let me tell you to learn more experience in love, if something really happened, you have to come and ask me for advice."

Li Mufeng chuckled: "It's okay for me to ask others for advice."

"Hey, hey, just kidding, pretending to be nothing, then there are only two possibilities."

"What is possible?"

"The first possibility is that she actually has no feelings for this relationship for a long time, and there are already other people outside, so she doesn't care about the kissing or anything."

"That's impossible, what about the second option?" Li Mufeng blurted out.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the answer is so accurate, those who didn't know thought it was you who was kissed."

"..."

(End of this chapter)