Lonely King and Widow
Chapter 1250 The pit is 237 meters deep, inside and outside the tomb gate
Chapter 1250 The pit is 237 meters deep, inside and outside the tomb gate
It's so explosive!
Mo Jiu clutched her nose, and suddenly felt the qi and blood in her chest rushing up, and a little monster in her heart seemed to be yelling and attacking her whole body, making her blood boil like boiling water, and her brain buzzed— —
"Ah Jiu!" A big hand supported her shoulder, "Don't think about it."
Xiao Liulang was warning her.
But... what is delusion?
When a normal person hears this sound, his heart beats faster and his face turns red, right?What's more, she has Cloud and Rain Gu on her body, and she still smells the poisonous rouge fragrance - obviously, the sounds of hitting the west and rushing north made the poison of the fragrance more thoroughly exerted.
Her heart beat fast, she clasped Xiao Qian's arm, and asked in a low voice, "What should I do?"
Xiao Qian frowned, looked at the person in front of him, seemed to be thinking.
After a while, he said: "Ah Jiu, take a look, is there a way to open it?"
He is better at chess than Mo Jiu, but he is still Mo Jiu's specialty when it comes to organs.
Mo Jiu glanced at him, nodded, walked in front of him, squeezed away the weird looking Wanyanxiu, and gave him the little wolf again, then snatched the Ye Mingzhu from his hand, concentrated his energy, and studied it carefully. stand up.
The closer she gets, the louder Li's voice gets, which seriously interferes with her normal thinking—
That Kexi seemed to be deeply poisoned, and his screams were deafeningly loud.
As for whether Chuangbei is a fake monk or not, Mo Jiu has never known, but his speed of the Buddhist scriptures is very fast and slippery at the moment, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, when he walks the deep Prajna Paramita for a long time, he sees that the five aggregates are all empty... Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form..."
He read faster and faster, but he couldn't hide his shortness of breath.
Tight, like some kind of ambiguous sound of two people sticking together——
Standing outside the door, Mo Jiu blushed and missed Amitabha.
Isn't this a disaster?
The few outside the door are all poisoned!
Except for Xiao Qian who was relatively calm and introverted, Wanyanxiu and Zha Zha'er, who were forced to listen to two intercourse scenes, had weird and unpredictable expressions. Zha'er is young and has poor endurance. At this moment, a pair of sneaky eyes are constantly looking at Wan Yanxiu's body. Even at such a distance, Mo Jiu can smell a strong smell of prostitution... …
"Ah Jiu thought of a way?"
Seeing her not moving for a long time, Xiao Qian came over, Mo Jiu stuck out her tongue, and hurriedly returned to work, blocking out all the noises.Looking from both sides, under the faint light of the night pearl, she looked at the structure and position of the entire door twice, and after about a quarter of an hour, she turned her head suddenly.
"This is a tomb door that cannot be opened artificially."
"Can't open it?"
Ignoring the word "artificial", Wanyanxiu seemed a little impetuous, and fired at her after receiving the words, "Is something that can't be opened still called a mechanism? Are you not a Mohist giant, omnipotent?"
Mo Jiu didn't know what kind of explosive this guy had eaten, and every word he said was aimed at her.
But we were all on the same boat, and he was still hugging her wolf, so she didn't want to mess with him.
Rolling her eyes at him obliquely, she turned to look at Xiao Liulang.
"It cannot be opened artificially, which means that it cannot be opened actively, but can only be opened passively—"
"Passive? How to open it?" In Xiao Qian's deep eyes, there was a faint doubt and a deeper layer of guessing.
The words that came out of her mouth often surprised him and made him think deeply.
But Mo Jiu was becoming more and more different from him.
Mo Jiu didn't pay attention to his scrutinizing gaze, and stroked the row of exquisitely carved murals with her fingers, and then said in awe: "I never thought that in that era, there would be such a powerful mechanism—" Turning her head, staring, she turned serious : "Old Xiao, this is a timing mechanism."
"timing?"
For this word, they can understand its meaning, but they also feel unfamiliar.
Even Wanyan Xiu raised his eyebrows and stared deeply.
Mo Jiu still didn't realize it, nodded, and said: "That's right, there is a group of machines connecting to the previous chess room, and at the same time, it also controls the opening and closing of this door. To start the calculation from the chess game of Changshengjie, it needs to be in the characteristic After a while, this door will automatically open—"
"Is there such an institution?"
Wan Yanxiu was half-believing, his long and narrow eyes fixed on Mo Jiu's face, and he refused to move away. Looking at Mo Jiu, his cheeks felt a little hot, and couldn't help but give him a "blind and ignorant" look. , lightly chirped.
"What's timing? It's much more brilliant than this."
"Then tell me, how long is the timer?"
Mo Jiu thought about it, "The timing is calculated based on the straight-line distance between the chess room and here, as well as the speed of the machine. Now, how can I answer you?"
Machine including running speed, straight-line distance——
All three of them looked dazed, as if they were looking at aliens.
It is difficult for Mo Jiu to give them the most scientific explanation, nor can he directly tell them the mathematical formulas between speed, distance and time. How long it takes to walk from here to there depends on how fast we walk. Do you understand?"
They are all intelligent people, so I understand.
However, Wanyanxiu gritted his teeth when he heard the more "intensive" fighting between Xixi and Chuangbei inside.
"Then we can only wait here?"
Mo Jiu nodded solemnly, "Yes, what else?"
Wan Yanxiu seemed to hate listening to other people's corners, so he glanced coldly and arrogantly.
"Then I'll wait over there first. The door opens, call me again."
"That can't be done." Mo Jiu called to him, with a solemn face, not at all joking, "It is entirely possible that this kind of timing mechanism will only be turned on for a moment. The operation of the mechanism is continuous, and it is possible Including running past, the door closed again."
"Fuck me!"
Wan Yanxiu's face was livid, obviously extremely annoyed.
"This designer is simply unreasonable—"
"That's because you don't understand." Mo Jiu's lips curled up, and he pointed to the stone steps beside him, "If your lord is tired, why don't you sit down and rest for a while?"
Wan Yanxiu snorted coldly, handed the wolf back to her, held the scimitar and turned away without saying a word.
Mo Jiu rolled his eyes at his tall and straight back, looked at Xiao Qian, and asked softly.
"Old Xiao, do you have any discomfort? Sit down for a while?"
In fact, when he was in the chess room, why did Xiao Qian ask Wan Yanxiu to do it? Mo Jiu understood very well that it was definitely not just for ordering him.She could tell that Xiao Qian was sick, and after going through such a life and death calamity, he was actually a little weak. If not, how could he be so like this according to his temperament?
Now that she has been tossing for so long, she feels sorry for his poor health, so she wants to take care of him.Therefore, the way he spoke to him was completely different from what he had just said to Wan Yanxiu. In an instant, he changed from a female man to a charming lady.
Xiao Qian shook his head, "I'm fine, is Ah Jiu okay?"
On the other side, Uncle Wanyan's face was even darker.
But Mo Jiu didn't realize it, dragged Xiao Qian's hand, felt a chill, and held it in his palm with distress.
"I'm fine, what's the matter? It's you who don't know how to take care of yourself."
The feeling of this old husband and wife greatly benefited Xiao Qian.
He squeezed her shoulders in a comforting way, and put her clothes that were not dry all the time together, and asked softly.
"Is Ah Jiu very hungry?"
Mo Jiu nodded heavily, "Really?"
It seems like a century has passed since I entered Yinshan Mountain, so it's no wonder I'm not hungry.She felt that if this continued, before the tomb was opened, she would starve to death inside.Swallowing secretly, she tugged on his sleeve and asked coquettishly, "Do you have any special medicines that can satisfy hunger and make people feel no hunger at all?"
Xiao Qian couldn't help but rubbed her head, "Little fool, what are you dreaming about?"
After that, he stretched out his arm, "Come on, take a bite here?"
"Eh!" Mo Jiu glared at him, thinking about finding another topic to divert his attention, so as not to be affected by the poisonous gas, hunger, and the magic sound from the tomb door, when he suddenly heard Xi Xi's "ah" A scream.
Then, the cry stopped abruptly and disappeared suddenly.
The sudden change made Mo Jiu jump.
"Old Xiao!" She grabbed Xiao Qian's hand tightly and asked nervously, "Should we smash the door and ask about the situation?"
Because the situation in the stone room was not good to see people, they came over but did not disturb them, and even the private chats were kept extremely quiet.So at this moment, the two people inside did not know that the four of them were outside.
Xiao Qian thought about it and shook his head.
"Let them practice by themselves."
to practice?The word was so humorous that it made Mo Jiu laugh.
Both Jixi and Chuangbei are big men, how do you practice this?If they didn't practice together, they probably would have fought, but if they did practice together, the picture would be so beautiful——
The monk originally represents "abstinence", and that label is pasted on the forehead.
Chi Xi's appearance was too delicate, even though he was a man, he was too feminine...
Tut tut!Chuangbei is also good looking.
If those two people make up a pair, it's so pleasing to the eye.
The rotten girl virus broke out, and Mo Jiu blurted out suddenly.
"Old Xiao, I... suddenly want to see it."
After that, seeing Xiao Qian startled, she touched her nose in embarrassment.
"Joke, joke!"
Xiao Qian pursed his lips tightly, pretending he didn't hear her words, he grabbed her and sat on the stone steps, then brushed the corner of his robe, sat upright, like an old monk in meditation.
Mo Jiu had no choice but to sit beside him, half-closed his eyes, and held his breath.
however--
The two guys in the stone room refused to let go of her ears.
After a while, Chi Xi let out another "ah", screaming like a pig being killed.
"Dead monk, I will fight with you!"
There was a chill on Mo Jiu's back, and soon her voice turned sweet and crooked, making goosebumps fall all over the floor.The voice seemed shy, questioning, and coquettish, and the soft voice made people's hearts thump.
"Well, you Li Chuangbei, smelly monk, dead monk, you actually knocked him out again... Fortunately, he reacted so fast this time, he didn't hit the critical point... Otherwise, the body would never have been retrieved—— "
This……
Mo Jiu pursed her lips.
Can anyone retrieve their own body?
However, listening to Kexi's voice, it seems to be a little more awake?
Although the tone is also sweet, it is not as vague as before.
It seems that "stunning" people is a good way, right?
Thinking of this, she secretly glanced at Xiao Qian, seeing him sitting upright, not hearing anything outside the window, she curled her lips, and continued to close her eyes to pretend to be calm.But at this moment, the voice inside became anxious again.
"Stinky monk, why on earth didn't you do it?"
"Poor monks have discipline!"
"You are poor, aren't you a fake monk?"
"...The poor monk is a real monk."
"If you don't do it with me, why do you do it with someone else?"
"The poor monk never..."
"I still said no, that Zuihualou, oh no, what building is it called? No matter, you just did it anyway..."
"The poor monk said that it was an errand for the Lord."
"Doing an errand all night, and still sleeping in the little lady's room?"
"The poor monk was wronged. Really not. Why don't you believe it?"
"Hmph, is there any? I'll just check it out."
Mo Jiu was taken aback when he heard this, and always felt that the painting style of those two people was a bit crooked.
Even if he was poisoned by Kexi, wouldn't he just try to do that for once, and why would he care if he slept with the little girl so much?Rubbing his temples, there was another sound of fighting inside, the real rhythm of fists and legs...
Mo Jiu is a little drunk!She doesn't know which one is better at going north or hitting the west, but think about it, one wants to go and the other doesn't let go, because of this matter, she is disheveled and frantic... and she is separated by a tomb door Can't see, can't help feeling tired.
With her ears pricked up, she also missed the Heart Sutra.
But the magic sound comes faster and more pleasantly than the Heart Sutra——
"Stinky monk, how can you take off my clothes and refuse?"
"Amitabha... the poor monk did not."
"You're off." Kexi yelled.
"The poor monk never..."
"You rascal!"
"Never."
"You pervert!"
"Never!"
"You—" There was another exclamation, followed by a "snap", the sound of an object falling heavily, followed by Kexi's happy laughter, the sound was so wild that Mo Jiu could almost imagine her With her hips akimbo, she looks like a bully snatching a marriage.
"Smelly monk, you still run away? This time it's finally my turn to kill you."
"..." Chuang Bei didn't answer, only the sound of panting.
"Fight me? Little boy, see if I don't kill you. Fake monk, Li Chuangbei, I'll let you beat me! I'll let you bully me! I'll take your skin right now, or I'll take yours Yi, I want to sleep with you, sleep with you, sleep with you...I will sleep with you to death!"
Cough!
Mo Jiu couldn't hold back her laughter, her mouth was smacking.
This domineering style of hitting the west is too strange.
How come men can sleep so wickedly when they sleep with men?
What a coquettish little bitch!
Inside, Chi Xi yelled again, "Hehehe, stinky monk, you still pretend, what do you pretend to be? You are so coquettish and shameless, how dare you pretend to be a monk with me? Look at you, don't you have rules and regulations? ? Isn’t it impossible? Then what is this? Tell me, what is this?”
Kexi asked many "what is this".
Chuangbei gasped for breath, and never answered "what is this".
However, just when Mo Jiu was thinking about "what is this", Chi Xi actually sang.
"Little monk, help me hard, tear it off, make a pole, carry water, carry three loads..."
"puff!"
Mo Jiu was really about to collapse.
After singing this song, all the thoughts at the beginning were gone.
This Xixi is simply an ambiguous killer.
She's really singing, singing, singing, singing, singing over and over again...
Then, Mo Jiu saw that Uncle Wanyan couldn't help shaking his shoulders, and obviously wanted to laugh too much, but he had to hold it back, pretending to be arrogant and indifferent.The four listeners listened to Kexi's singing together, the feeling was so ecstatic, Mo Jiu was out of breath from laughing, and finally planted his head on Xiao Qian's shoulder, giggling.
"It's so funny, Old Xiao—I laughed to death."
Then, she found Xiao Liulang's pale face.
"Old Xiao, are you uncomfortable?"
Xiao Qian didn't open his eyes, and replied calmly, "No problem."
"Then why don't you smile?"
"Why am I laughing?"
"Isn't it funny?" Mo Jiu was still laughing.
"Is it funny?"
"It's obviously funny, right?"
"It's not funny." Xiao Qian glanced at Wanyanxiu who was standing in front, took Mo Jiu's shoulders and leaned against his arms, suddenly lowered his head, and blew lightly on her ear socket, calmly Said: "Seek purity and give up the vulgarity, cut hair and shave...Thinking and not touching the Dharma, holding a rosary in your hand is not a taboo, or young and young, leisurely and graceful. Not long or short, only pure and wonderful. Slow eyes and The Bodhisattva competes for beauty, the tender face laughs with the peach blossom—"
When Mo Jiu heard him read, she couldn't help opening her lips slightly.
"My dear, what does this mean?"
Xiao Qian gouged her lightly, "Don't understand?"
"En." Mo Jiu nodded heavily, "Forgive Master Jiu for being confused, sir, please explain carefully."
"..."
Xiao Qian briefly explained in her ear, Mo Jiu was taken aback, and then laughed and cursed.
"Old Xiao, you are the master of sex!"
Ever since the two people had that skin-to-skin relationship, even if they weren't deliberately showing their affection, the intimacy between their words was completely uncontrollable.That kind of intimacy stems from the animal instinct, no matter when and where, the desire to get close to, whisper, and whisper to your spouse...no one on earth can avoid it.
The two of them talked quietly, and they didn't think there was anything wrong.
But Uncle Wanyan, his shoulders are always a little stiff——
Soon, Chi Xi in the stone room seemed to have really killed Chuang Bei, and completely suppressed him both mentally and physically. The monk who was always reciting Buddhist scriptures had no voice of resistance, except for the faint tearing of his clothes. Apart from the broken voice, there were only two people's heavy panting.
However, Mo Jiu made a strange discovery——
The two people in the stone house actually hit the door.
In other words, they were behind her, separated by a door.
"I'll go! Isn't that okay?"
Mo Jiu glanced at Xiao Qian nervously, counting the time, and muttered softly.
"What if the door suddenly opens?"
Xiao Qian lowered his eyes, unable to answer.
Now that it's all over, he can't tell people "Stop!", can he?
But if he just sat there and did nothing, he would feel a little impetuous.
Before meeting Mo Jiu, he had always kept his heart free, and his resistance to desire had always been stronger than others.But people who have never eaten meat may not think about meat in their entire life. Once they have eaten it, they will taste the sweetness, and it will be difficult to control their minds.
So, he sighed and closed his eyes to answer.
"It probably won't take long to go north—"
Mo Jiu was startled, and then couldn't help but want to laugh. She rested her chin on his shoulder, slowly scratched his palm, and giggled, "Like you?"
Xiao Qian's face darkened, "How can a house sparrow compare with a hawk?"
"Pfft!" Mo Jiu looked at him and reprimanded him in a low voice, "Shameless."
"Shameless, behind your back."
Well, Lao Xiao can also joke, but the shameless person is obviously him. Although the two people behind are also a bit shameless, it really only took a while, the weird panting sound of Xi Xi and Chuang Bei An uncontrollable, anxious growl reached his ears.
"hiss!"
"Uh!"
The two people made their voices almost at the same time.
The people outside were embarrassed for a second, and Mo Jiu couldn't help but sigh.
"Old Xiao, you're sure—"
Alas, it's only a few seconds to go north, right?
Mo Jiu pinched a little, thinking about the picture, he really wondered if Chi Xi had succeeded in the end?
After all, he's a big man, so it won't be too smooth if he thinks about it?
She was thinking wildly on this side, when a roaring machine sound suddenly approached from a distance and entered her ears.
But in just a short moment, amidst the "bang bang", there was a sudden movement at the tomb door behind it.
Mo Jiu didn't have time to think, so he quickly stood up and turned around.
Then, the door actually opened—
She only had time to catch the chaotic last scene of Ji Xi and Chuang Bei arranging their clothes, when Ji Xi's body was tightly covered by the monk's robe that Chuang Bei quickly pulled up, Chuang Bei seemed afraid that her unbearable appearance would be exposed to everyone Under his eyes, the great monk who had vowed to die earlier also threw his whole body over and covered Kexi's body heavily, then looked sideways, and shouted in sweat profusely.
"The shopkeeper? Amitabha..."
Hey, why is he so nervous?
Hitting a big man, there's nothing to see.
Mo Jiu curled her lips. Seeing that there was nothing to gossip about, she quickly stepped over the two of them and entered the tomb door. Then she silently turned her head away, cleared her throat, and spoke as calmly as possible.
"Come in quickly, and be careful of the mechanism reset. Great monk, little Kexi, pack up quickly."
The two of them stopped at the door, so Mo Jiu didn't care - just stepped over.
For others, this scene was too embarrassing.
Therefore, the rest of the people followed in silently, and did not speak until the door of the tomb was closed.
Chi Xi seemed to have just returned from a high fever, his face was flushed, he stared dumbfounded at the few people who broke in suddenly, he didn't understand the situation for a while, he was a bit confused after going through the North Classic, and it seemed that none of the four door gods Turning his head, he wiped the sweat from his brow, picked up Chixi who was wrapped in a monk's robe, walked to the corner on the other side, then put her down, closed his eyes, and turned his head.
"finish dressing!"
Chi Xi looked ashamed, but seeing that Chuang Bei was even more ashamed than her, he felt proud again.
"Great monk, you... can't do it?"
Chuang Bei blushed like a pig's liver, wishing he could crawl into the ground——
"Put on clothes!" He closed his eyes tightly, twirled the Buddha beads in his hands, and chanted silently, "Sariputra, all dharmas are empty, neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor clean, neither increasing nor decreasing. Feeling, thinking, formation, consciousness; no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, mind..."
He was thinking, thinking...
But there is no "emptiness" in the mind at all, only "color".
You Qixi's clothes receded, and she chased him all over the room with a gorgeous look. Once caught in her eyes, it would be difficult to completely get rid of all kinds of Buddhist teachings and precepts. Her smooth and smooth body is like a Like a loach, it keeps crawling back and forth in his mind, shaking and shaking, shaking and moving, he wants to grab her and throw her out, but he can't catch her—especially with her. It was the first time he tried it, but he couldn't help but tremble all over.
Shame and ashamed, flustered and confused——
He kept reciting Buddha's name, but he couldn't wash away the mundane thoughts.
A quarter of an hour later—
Chuang Bei blushed, and Shi Ximian walked over red-faced.
The two stood silently in front of Xiao Qian, not daring to lift their heads.
Such an embarrassing scene, Mo Jiu felt that Lao Xiao was also embarrassed.
Fortunately, Lao Xiao is also a well-informed master. The two of them didn't ask a single word about their private affairs. They just glanced at the empty stone room and asked them, "Did you find anything here?"
Chuangbei bowed his head and answered.
"Never."
Chi Xi glanced at him and answered.
"It's too late to find out—"
"Cough! Cough!" Chuang Bei reminded her not to be ashamed.
But she was very nervous, and she didn't know how to be subtle. While smoothing her messy hair, she poked out the corners of her lips tenderly, "Shopkeeper, we are left in this room, and I am so hot that my mind is so hot and confused. I couldn't see anything clearly, so I wanted to go to Chuangbei, but Chuangbei was so bad, he knocked me out three times, finally I held him down, and then..."
"Cough, cough, cough!" Chuang Bei coughed.
If she didn't stop her, wouldn't she say the whole thing?
Chi Xi obviously intended to do the same.
After all, she has always been loyal to Xiao Qian, and there will be no omissions in the report.
"Then I tore my clothes..."
Chuangbei was so anxious that he wanted to knock her unconscious again, but Xiao Qian kindly stopped her.
"Speak the key."
"Oh!" Chi Xi pouted, and glanced at Chuang Bei, "I'm living very fast, and before I had time to see what's in the stone room, you ran here—"
Speaking of this, she seemed a little aggrieved.
Biting his lower lip, he hummed unhappily again.
"Why don't you open the door early, why don't you open the door late, why did you open the door at this time—"
This product is too honest, right?Seeing her unfinished look, Mo Jiu's sense of curiosity exploded in an instant. While Xiao Qian and Wan Yanxiu were wandering around the stone room to check the situation, she didn't care about other things, so she grabbed Chi Xi's arm, and Pull her aside and gossip first.
"Kixi, did you eat him?"
Chi Xi opened his mouth slightly, obviously not understanding the word eating.
"He's so big, he can't eat it!"
"Uh." Mo Jiu almost choked on his saliva and coughed endlessly.
Seeing a few men turning their heads in confusion, she pursed her lips gracefully, smiled, then waved at them, pulled Kexi around again, turned her back to them, began to bite her ears, and asked with a scientifically skeptical attitude: "What? Then again, you are such a good man, why... are you interested in Chuangbei?"
Chi Xi scratched his head and looked at her with a very innocent look.
"Yeah, why? I'm also surprised."
"..." When encountering these bastards, Mo Jiu confessed.
The moment he hit Xi Mo, he suddenly lifted his eyes, and his hot eyes fell on Mo Jiu's face.
"If Master Jiu is with me, come to think of it, I won't be interested in him, right?"
(End of this chapter)
It's so explosive!
Mo Jiu clutched her nose, and suddenly felt the qi and blood in her chest rushing up, and a little monster in her heart seemed to be yelling and attacking her whole body, making her blood boil like boiling water, and her brain buzzed— —
"Ah Jiu!" A big hand supported her shoulder, "Don't think about it."
Xiao Liulang was warning her.
But... what is delusion?
When a normal person hears this sound, his heart beats faster and his face turns red, right?What's more, she has Cloud and Rain Gu on her body, and she still smells the poisonous rouge fragrance - obviously, the sounds of hitting the west and rushing north made the poison of the fragrance more thoroughly exerted.
Her heart beat fast, she clasped Xiao Qian's arm, and asked in a low voice, "What should I do?"
Xiao Qian frowned, looked at the person in front of him, seemed to be thinking.
After a while, he said: "Ah Jiu, take a look, is there a way to open it?"
He is better at chess than Mo Jiu, but he is still Mo Jiu's specialty when it comes to organs.
Mo Jiu glanced at him, nodded, walked in front of him, squeezed away the weird looking Wanyanxiu, and gave him the little wolf again, then snatched the Ye Mingzhu from his hand, concentrated his energy, and studied it carefully. stand up.
The closer she gets, the louder Li's voice gets, which seriously interferes with her normal thinking—
That Kexi seemed to be deeply poisoned, and his screams were deafeningly loud.
As for whether Chuangbei is a fake monk or not, Mo Jiu has never known, but his speed of the Buddhist scriptures is very fast and slippery at the moment, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, when he walks the deep Prajna Paramita for a long time, he sees that the five aggregates are all empty... Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form..."
He read faster and faster, but he couldn't hide his shortness of breath.
Tight, like some kind of ambiguous sound of two people sticking together——
Standing outside the door, Mo Jiu blushed and missed Amitabha.
Isn't this a disaster?
The few outside the door are all poisoned!
Except for Xiao Qian who was relatively calm and introverted, Wanyanxiu and Zha Zha'er, who were forced to listen to two intercourse scenes, had weird and unpredictable expressions. Zha'er is young and has poor endurance. At this moment, a pair of sneaky eyes are constantly looking at Wan Yanxiu's body. Even at such a distance, Mo Jiu can smell a strong smell of prostitution... …
"Ah Jiu thought of a way?"
Seeing her not moving for a long time, Xiao Qian came over, Mo Jiu stuck out her tongue, and hurriedly returned to work, blocking out all the noises.Looking from both sides, under the faint light of the night pearl, she looked at the structure and position of the entire door twice, and after about a quarter of an hour, she turned her head suddenly.
"This is a tomb door that cannot be opened artificially."
"Can't open it?"
Ignoring the word "artificial", Wanyanxiu seemed a little impetuous, and fired at her after receiving the words, "Is something that can't be opened still called a mechanism? Are you not a Mohist giant, omnipotent?"
Mo Jiu didn't know what kind of explosive this guy had eaten, and every word he said was aimed at her.
But we were all on the same boat, and he was still hugging her wolf, so she didn't want to mess with him.
Rolling her eyes at him obliquely, she turned to look at Xiao Liulang.
"It cannot be opened artificially, which means that it cannot be opened actively, but can only be opened passively—"
"Passive? How to open it?" In Xiao Qian's deep eyes, there was a faint doubt and a deeper layer of guessing.
The words that came out of her mouth often surprised him and made him think deeply.
But Mo Jiu was becoming more and more different from him.
Mo Jiu didn't pay attention to his scrutinizing gaze, and stroked the row of exquisitely carved murals with her fingers, and then said in awe: "I never thought that in that era, there would be such a powerful mechanism—" Turning her head, staring, she turned serious : "Old Xiao, this is a timing mechanism."
"timing?"
For this word, they can understand its meaning, but they also feel unfamiliar.
Even Wanyan Xiu raised his eyebrows and stared deeply.
Mo Jiu still didn't realize it, nodded, and said: "That's right, there is a group of machines connecting to the previous chess room, and at the same time, it also controls the opening and closing of this door. To start the calculation from the chess game of Changshengjie, it needs to be in the characteristic After a while, this door will automatically open—"
"Is there such an institution?"
Wan Yanxiu was half-believing, his long and narrow eyes fixed on Mo Jiu's face, and he refused to move away. Looking at Mo Jiu, his cheeks felt a little hot, and couldn't help but give him a "blind and ignorant" look. , lightly chirped.
"What's timing? It's much more brilliant than this."
"Then tell me, how long is the timer?"
Mo Jiu thought about it, "The timing is calculated based on the straight-line distance between the chess room and here, as well as the speed of the machine. Now, how can I answer you?"
Machine including running speed, straight-line distance——
All three of them looked dazed, as if they were looking at aliens.
It is difficult for Mo Jiu to give them the most scientific explanation, nor can he directly tell them the mathematical formulas between speed, distance and time. How long it takes to walk from here to there depends on how fast we walk. Do you understand?"
They are all intelligent people, so I understand.
However, Wanyanxiu gritted his teeth when he heard the more "intensive" fighting between Xixi and Chuangbei inside.
"Then we can only wait here?"
Mo Jiu nodded solemnly, "Yes, what else?"
Wan Yanxiu seemed to hate listening to other people's corners, so he glanced coldly and arrogantly.
"Then I'll wait over there first. The door opens, call me again."
"That can't be done." Mo Jiu called to him, with a solemn face, not at all joking, "It is entirely possible that this kind of timing mechanism will only be turned on for a moment. The operation of the mechanism is continuous, and it is possible Including running past, the door closed again."
"Fuck me!"
Wan Yanxiu's face was livid, obviously extremely annoyed.
"This designer is simply unreasonable—"
"That's because you don't understand." Mo Jiu's lips curled up, and he pointed to the stone steps beside him, "If your lord is tired, why don't you sit down and rest for a while?"
Wan Yanxiu snorted coldly, handed the wolf back to her, held the scimitar and turned away without saying a word.
Mo Jiu rolled his eyes at his tall and straight back, looked at Xiao Qian, and asked softly.
"Old Xiao, do you have any discomfort? Sit down for a while?"
In fact, when he was in the chess room, why did Xiao Qian ask Wan Yanxiu to do it? Mo Jiu understood very well that it was definitely not just for ordering him.She could tell that Xiao Qian was sick, and after going through such a life and death calamity, he was actually a little weak. If not, how could he be so like this according to his temperament?
Now that she has been tossing for so long, she feels sorry for his poor health, so she wants to take care of him.Therefore, the way he spoke to him was completely different from what he had just said to Wan Yanxiu. In an instant, he changed from a female man to a charming lady.
Xiao Qian shook his head, "I'm fine, is Ah Jiu okay?"
On the other side, Uncle Wanyan's face was even darker.
But Mo Jiu didn't realize it, dragged Xiao Qian's hand, felt a chill, and held it in his palm with distress.
"I'm fine, what's the matter? It's you who don't know how to take care of yourself."
The feeling of this old husband and wife greatly benefited Xiao Qian.
He squeezed her shoulders in a comforting way, and put her clothes that were not dry all the time together, and asked softly.
"Is Ah Jiu very hungry?"
Mo Jiu nodded heavily, "Really?"
It seems like a century has passed since I entered Yinshan Mountain, so it's no wonder I'm not hungry.She felt that if this continued, before the tomb was opened, she would starve to death inside.Swallowing secretly, she tugged on his sleeve and asked coquettishly, "Do you have any special medicines that can satisfy hunger and make people feel no hunger at all?"
Xiao Qian couldn't help but rubbed her head, "Little fool, what are you dreaming about?"
After that, he stretched out his arm, "Come on, take a bite here?"
"Eh!" Mo Jiu glared at him, thinking about finding another topic to divert his attention, so as not to be affected by the poisonous gas, hunger, and the magic sound from the tomb door, when he suddenly heard Xi Xi's "ah" A scream.
Then, the cry stopped abruptly and disappeared suddenly.
The sudden change made Mo Jiu jump.
"Old Xiao!" She grabbed Xiao Qian's hand tightly and asked nervously, "Should we smash the door and ask about the situation?"
Because the situation in the stone room was not good to see people, they came over but did not disturb them, and even the private chats were kept extremely quiet.So at this moment, the two people inside did not know that the four of them were outside.
Xiao Qian thought about it and shook his head.
"Let them practice by themselves."
to practice?The word was so humorous that it made Mo Jiu laugh.
Both Jixi and Chuangbei are big men, how do you practice this?If they didn't practice together, they probably would have fought, but if they did practice together, the picture would be so beautiful——
The monk originally represents "abstinence", and that label is pasted on the forehead.
Chi Xi's appearance was too delicate, even though he was a man, he was too feminine...
Tut tut!Chuangbei is also good looking.
If those two people make up a pair, it's so pleasing to the eye.
The rotten girl virus broke out, and Mo Jiu blurted out suddenly.
"Old Xiao, I... suddenly want to see it."
After that, seeing Xiao Qian startled, she touched her nose in embarrassment.
"Joke, joke!"
Xiao Qian pursed his lips tightly, pretending he didn't hear her words, he grabbed her and sat on the stone steps, then brushed the corner of his robe, sat upright, like an old monk in meditation.
Mo Jiu had no choice but to sit beside him, half-closed his eyes, and held his breath.
however--
The two guys in the stone room refused to let go of her ears.
After a while, Chi Xi let out another "ah", screaming like a pig being killed.
"Dead monk, I will fight with you!"
There was a chill on Mo Jiu's back, and soon her voice turned sweet and crooked, making goosebumps fall all over the floor.The voice seemed shy, questioning, and coquettish, and the soft voice made people's hearts thump.
"Well, you Li Chuangbei, smelly monk, dead monk, you actually knocked him out again... Fortunately, he reacted so fast this time, he didn't hit the critical point... Otherwise, the body would never have been retrieved—— "
This……
Mo Jiu pursed her lips.
Can anyone retrieve their own body?
However, listening to Kexi's voice, it seems to be a little more awake?
Although the tone is also sweet, it is not as vague as before.
It seems that "stunning" people is a good way, right?
Thinking of this, she secretly glanced at Xiao Qian, seeing him sitting upright, not hearing anything outside the window, she curled her lips, and continued to close her eyes to pretend to be calm.But at this moment, the voice inside became anxious again.
"Stinky monk, why on earth didn't you do it?"
"Poor monks have discipline!"
"You are poor, aren't you a fake monk?"
"...The poor monk is a real monk."
"If you don't do it with me, why do you do it with someone else?"
"The poor monk never..."
"I still said no, that Zuihualou, oh no, what building is it called? No matter, you just did it anyway..."
"The poor monk said that it was an errand for the Lord."
"Doing an errand all night, and still sleeping in the little lady's room?"
"The poor monk was wronged. Really not. Why don't you believe it?"
"Hmph, is there any? I'll just check it out."
Mo Jiu was taken aback when he heard this, and always felt that the painting style of those two people was a bit crooked.
Even if he was poisoned by Kexi, wouldn't he just try to do that for once, and why would he care if he slept with the little girl so much?Rubbing his temples, there was another sound of fighting inside, the real rhythm of fists and legs...
Mo Jiu is a little drunk!She doesn't know which one is better at going north or hitting the west, but think about it, one wants to go and the other doesn't let go, because of this matter, she is disheveled and frantic... and she is separated by a tomb door Can't see, can't help feeling tired.
With her ears pricked up, she also missed the Heart Sutra.
But the magic sound comes faster and more pleasantly than the Heart Sutra——
"Stinky monk, how can you take off my clothes and refuse?"
"Amitabha... the poor monk did not."
"You're off." Kexi yelled.
"The poor monk never..."
"You rascal!"
"Never."
"You pervert!"
"Never!"
"You—" There was another exclamation, followed by a "snap", the sound of an object falling heavily, followed by Kexi's happy laughter, the sound was so wild that Mo Jiu could almost imagine her With her hips akimbo, she looks like a bully snatching a marriage.
"Smelly monk, you still run away? This time it's finally my turn to kill you."
"..." Chuang Bei didn't answer, only the sound of panting.
"Fight me? Little boy, see if I don't kill you. Fake monk, Li Chuangbei, I'll let you beat me! I'll let you bully me! I'll take your skin right now, or I'll take yours Yi, I want to sleep with you, sleep with you, sleep with you...I will sleep with you to death!"
Cough!
Mo Jiu couldn't hold back her laughter, her mouth was smacking.
This domineering style of hitting the west is too strange.
How come men can sleep so wickedly when they sleep with men?
What a coquettish little bitch!
Inside, Chi Xi yelled again, "Hehehe, stinky monk, you still pretend, what do you pretend to be? You are so coquettish and shameless, how dare you pretend to be a monk with me? Look at you, don't you have rules and regulations? ? Isn’t it impossible? Then what is this? Tell me, what is this?”
Kexi asked many "what is this".
Chuangbei gasped for breath, and never answered "what is this".
However, just when Mo Jiu was thinking about "what is this", Chi Xi actually sang.
"Little monk, help me hard, tear it off, make a pole, carry water, carry three loads..."
"puff!"
Mo Jiu was really about to collapse.
After singing this song, all the thoughts at the beginning were gone.
This Xixi is simply an ambiguous killer.
She's really singing, singing, singing, singing, singing over and over again...
Then, Mo Jiu saw that Uncle Wanyan couldn't help shaking his shoulders, and obviously wanted to laugh too much, but he had to hold it back, pretending to be arrogant and indifferent.The four listeners listened to Kexi's singing together, the feeling was so ecstatic, Mo Jiu was out of breath from laughing, and finally planted his head on Xiao Qian's shoulder, giggling.
"It's so funny, Old Xiao—I laughed to death."
Then, she found Xiao Liulang's pale face.
"Old Xiao, are you uncomfortable?"
Xiao Qian didn't open his eyes, and replied calmly, "No problem."
"Then why don't you smile?"
"Why am I laughing?"
"Isn't it funny?" Mo Jiu was still laughing.
"Is it funny?"
"It's obviously funny, right?"
"It's not funny." Xiao Qian glanced at Wanyanxiu who was standing in front, took Mo Jiu's shoulders and leaned against his arms, suddenly lowered his head, and blew lightly on her ear socket, calmly Said: "Seek purity and give up the vulgarity, cut hair and shave...Thinking and not touching the Dharma, holding a rosary in your hand is not a taboo, or young and young, leisurely and graceful. Not long or short, only pure and wonderful. Slow eyes and The Bodhisattva competes for beauty, the tender face laughs with the peach blossom—"
When Mo Jiu heard him read, she couldn't help opening her lips slightly.
"My dear, what does this mean?"
Xiao Qian gouged her lightly, "Don't understand?"
"En." Mo Jiu nodded heavily, "Forgive Master Jiu for being confused, sir, please explain carefully."
"..."
Xiao Qian briefly explained in her ear, Mo Jiu was taken aback, and then laughed and cursed.
"Old Xiao, you are the master of sex!"
Ever since the two people had that skin-to-skin relationship, even if they weren't deliberately showing their affection, the intimacy between their words was completely uncontrollable.That kind of intimacy stems from the animal instinct, no matter when and where, the desire to get close to, whisper, and whisper to your spouse...no one on earth can avoid it.
The two of them talked quietly, and they didn't think there was anything wrong.
But Uncle Wanyan, his shoulders are always a little stiff——
Soon, Chi Xi in the stone room seemed to have really killed Chuang Bei, and completely suppressed him both mentally and physically. The monk who was always reciting Buddhist scriptures had no voice of resistance, except for the faint tearing of his clothes. Apart from the broken voice, there were only two people's heavy panting.
However, Mo Jiu made a strange discovery——
The two people in the stone house actually hit the door.
In other words, they were behind her, separated by a door.
"I'll go! Isn't that okay?"
Mo Jiu glanced at Xiao Qian nervously, counting the time, and muttered softly.
"What if the door suddenly opens?"
Xiao Qian lowered his eyes, unable to answer.
Now that it's all over, he can't tell people "Stop!", can he?
But if he just sat there and did nothing, he would feel a little impetuous.
Before meeting Mo Jiu, he had always kept his heart free, and his resistance to desire had always been stronger than others.But people who have never eaten meat may not think about meat in their entire life. Once they have eaten it, they will taste the sweetness, and it will be difficult to control their minds.
So, he sighed and closed his eyes to answer.
"It probably won't take long to go north—"
Mo Jiu was startled, and then couldn't help but want to laugh. She rested her chin on his shoulder, slowly scratched his palm, and giggled, "Like you?"
Xiao Qian's face darkened, "How can a house sparrow compare with a hawk?"
"Pfft!" Mo Jiu looked at him and reprimanded him in a low voice, "Shameless."
"Shameless, behind your back."
Well, Lao Xiao can also joke, but the shameless person is obviously him. Although the two people behind are also a bit shameless, it really only took a while, the weird panting sound of Xi Xi and Chuang Bei An uncontrollable, anxious growl reached his ears.
"hiss!"
"Uh!"
The two people made their voices almost at the same time.
The people outside were embarrassed for a second, and Mo Jiu couldn't help but sigh.
"Old Xiao, you're sure—"
Alas, it's only a few seconds to go north, right?
Mo Jiu pinched a little, thinking about the picture, he really wondered if Chi Xi had succeeded in the end?
After all, he's a big man, so it won't be too smooth if he thinks about it?
She was thinking wildly on this side, when a roaring machine sound suddenly approached from a distance and entered her ears.
But in just a short moment, amidst the "bang bang", there was a sudden movement at the tomb door behind it.
Mo Jiu didn't have time to think, so he quickly stood up and turned around.
Then, the door actually opened—
She only had time to catch the chaotic last scene of Ji Xi and Chuang Bei arranging their clothes, when Ji Xi's body was tightly covered by the monk's robe that Chuang Bei quickly pulled up, Chuang Bei seemed afraid that her unbearable appearance would be exposed to everyone Under his eyes, the great monk who had vowed to die earlier also threw his whole body over and covered Kexi's body heavily, then looked sideways, and shouted in sweat profusely.
"The shopkeeper? Amitabha..."
Hey, why is he so nervous?
Hitting a big man, there's nothing to see.
Mo Jiu curled her lips. Seeing that there was nothing to gossip about, she quickly stepped over the two of them and entered the tomb door. Then she silently turned her head away, cleared her throat, and spoke as calmly as possible.
"Come in quickly, and be careful of the mechanism reset. Great monk, little Kexi, pack up quickly."
The two of them stopped at the door, so Mo Jiu didn't care - just stepped over.
For others, this scene was too embarrassing.
Therefore, the rest of the people followed in silently, and did not speak until the door of the tomb was closed.
Chi Xi seemed to have just returned from a high fever, his face was flushed, he stared dumbfounded at the few people who broke in suddenly, he didn't understand the situation for a while, he was a bit confused after going through the North Classic, and it seemed that none of the four door gods Turning his head, he wiped the sweat from his brow, picked up Chixi who was wrapped in a monk's robe, walked to the corner on the other side, then put her down, closed his eyes, and turned his head.
"finish dressing!"
Chi Xi looked ashamed, but seeing that Chuang Bei was even more ashamed than her, he felt proud again.
"Great monk, you... can't do it?"
Chuang Bei blushed like a pig's liver, wishing he could crawl into the ground——
"Put on clothes!" He closed his eyes tightly, twirled the Buddha beads in his hands, and chanted silently, "Sariputra, all dharmas are empty, neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor clean, neither increasing nor decreasing. Feeling, thinking, formation, consciousness; no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, mind..."
He was thinking, thinking...
But there is no "emptiness" in the mind at all, only "color".
You Qixi's clothes receded, and she chased him all over the room with a gorgeous look. Once caught in her eyes, it would be difficult to completely get rid of all kinds of Buddhist teachings and precepts. Her smooth and smooth body is like a Like a loach, it keeps crawling back and forth in his mind, shaking and shaking, shaking and moving, he wants to grab her and throw her out, but he can't catch her—especially with her. It was the first time he tried it, but he couldn't help but tremble all over.
Shame and ashamed, flustered and confused——
He kept reciting Buddha's name, but he couldn't wash away the mundane thoughts.
A quarter of an hour later—
Chuang Bei blushed, and Shi Ximian walked over red-faced.
The two stood silently in front of Xiao Qian, not daring to lift their heads.
Such an embarrassing scene, Mo Jiu felt that Lao Xiao was also embarrassed.
Fortunately, Lao Xiao is also a well-informed master. The two of them didn't ask a single word about their private affairs. They just glanced at the empty stone room and asked them, "Did you find anything here?"
Chuangbei bowed his head and answered.
"Never."
Chi Xi glanced at him and answered.
"It's too late to find out—"
"Cough! Cough!" Chuang Bei reminded her not to be ashamed.
But she was very nervous, and she didn't know how to be subtle. While smoothing her messy hair, she poked out the corners of her lips tenderly, "Shopkeeper, we are left in this room, and I am so hot that my mind is so hot and confused. I couldn't see anything clearly, so I wanted to go to Chuangbei, but Chuangbei was so bad, he knocked me out three times, finally I held him down, and then..."
"Cough, cough, cough!" Chuang Bei coughed.
If she didn't stop her, wouldn't she say the whole thing?
Chi Xi obviously intended to do the same.
After all, she has always been loyal to Xiao Qian, and there will be no omissions in the report.
"Then I tore my clothes..."
Chuangbei was so anxious that he wanted to knock her unconscious again, but Xiao Qian kindly stopped her.
"Speak the key."
"Oh!" Chi Xi pouted, and glanced at Chuang Bei, "I'm living very fast, and before I had time to see what's in the stone room, you ran here—"
Speaking of this, she seemed a little aggrieved.
Biting his lower lip, he hummed unhappily again.
"Why don't you open the door early, why don't you open the door late, why did you open the door at this time—"
This product is too honest, right?Seeing her unfinished look, Mo Jiu's sense of curiosity exploded in an instant. While Xiao Qian and Wan Yanxiu were wandering around the stone room to check the situation, she didn't care about other things, so she grabbed Chi Xi's arm, and Pull her aside and gossip first.
"Kixi, did you eat him?"
Chi Xi opened his mouth slightly, obviously not understanding the word eating.
"He's so big, he can't eat it!"
"Uh." Mo Jiu almost choked on his saliva and coughed endlessly.
Seeing a few men turning their heads in confusion, she pursed her lips gracefully, smiled, then waved at them, pulled Kexi around again, turned her back to them, began to bite her ears, and asked with a scientifically skeptical attitude: "What? Then again, you are such a good man, why... are you interested in Chuangbei?"
Chi Xi scratched his head and looked at her with a very innocent look.
"Yeah, why? I'm also surprised."
"..." When encountering these bastards, Mo Jiu confessed.
The moment he hit Xi Mo, he suddenly lifted his eyes, and his hot eyes fell on Mo Jiu's face.
"If Master Jiu is with me, come to think of it, I won't be interested in him, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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