Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1201 Fascinating
The skit continued.

Brother Wang Yu: "Didn't she suffer from prenatal syndrome? When she thinks about it, she always says that she is unhappy, so she has such a temper that she can catch fire."

Thunderbolt, Title and others were shocked.

Prenatal depression, or pregnant women during this period is a matter of great concern and groups. There are too many news about prenatal depression of pregnant women.

Xu Qian: "Will she combust without lighting the fire?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Spontaneous combustion..."

"Xu Qian's line skills are impeccable!!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Hao Jian!"

The crowd laughed again.

Just hearing this name, he shouted, Hao Jian, isn't it just so cheap, Xu Qian used this name when he performed the sketch "Follow It Like You" before.

"Could it be that Xu Qian is planning to release a Hao Jian series?"

Many people make their own guesses.

Xu Qian: "Hey! Don't call me Hao Jian, you can either call me Xiao Hao, or call me Da Jian, don't keep calling me, it's so cheap that it reveals my character!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone was overjoyed.

"Exposing my character..."

"Is he saying that his character is very cheap?"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Chen Lili and the others were stunned.

These lines are very good, but different people have different styles of acting. Xu Qian has already performed the cheapness of "Hao Jian" to the fullest.

"This is everyone's style!"

They have only experienced this kind of demeanor from Zhao Hot Pot, the former sketch king, but now they have experienced it from Xu Qian again.

"Could it be that he can become the sketch king?"

Chen Lili came up with such an idea.

"It's not impossible."

The skits performed by Xu Qian are all classics. From "Torchbearer" to "Not Bad Money" to "Protagonist and Supporting Role" and "Working Adventures", which one of his sketches is not famous in the annals of history?
"No! I really can't help you, I'm leaving."

When Xu Qian said this, he walked out the door.

Wang Yu stretched out his arm and pointed at Xu Qian who was about to walk out the door: "Hey! No, you go!"

Xu Qian turned around and said to himself, "This guy has changed his sex."

"I'll call your daughter-in-law now and say that you go to the bathing center every day and don't take a bath after you're done."

Younger brother Wang Yu said to Xu Qian.

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Run to the bathing center and don't take a shower..."

"What kind of line is this!!!"

"This line is simply magical."

"Xu Qian's mind is simply divine."

"As expected of a ghost, I am completely convinced by Xu Qian."

"If you don't accept it, you can't do it, this is the real hanging bomb!"

"Awesome, in capital letters."

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Xu Qian argued: "Didn't I find another job to scrub people! If I don't scrub people, what will my wife eat!"

Brother Wang Yu covered his face with his hands: "I can't imagine what your daughter-in-law is eating!"

The crowd laughed again.

"Ha ha!"

"What are you eating..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Hao Jian! Just look at the fact that our brothers are playing together until we get big points, so help me out."

Brother Wang Yu took out a dozen of money from his pocket.

"What do you mean? Huh? Hurt me with 200 yuan? I owe you two money?"

When Xu Qian was talking, he also took out a dozen of money from his pocket and put it on top of Wang Yu's money.

"This is also the salary I just paid. You are deliberately alienating the relationship between our buddies."

After speaking, he collected all the money he had taken from Deng Xiaoliang.

"It's not like you do it."

Everyone was about to die laughing.

"Take care of yourself..."

"This fucking change is faster than turning the pages of a book."

"Hao Jianhao is a slut, as his name suggests, he is really very slut."

"I actually have the urge to beat Xu Qian to death, it's so fucking cheap..."

"I have never seen such a lowly person."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Huh? Hehe!"

He patted Hao Jian twice with his hands.

Li Yun'er's voice came from outside the door: "I see you hit once!"

Brother Wang Yu: "I'm back! ID card?"

Xu Qian: "Here it is!"

He showed his ID card and put it back!

Brother Wang Yu: "Proceed according to the original plan! Put it in the refrigerator!"

Xu Qian: "Hide the refrigerator! I'll give you back the money!"

Xu Qian ran to the back room while talking.

"Don't let me see you again."

Li Yun'er turned her head outside the house while arguing.

Everyone was shocked when Li Yuner appeared on the stage.

She has a delicate and beautiful pretty face, with a lustrous complexion like beautiful jade, a small bridge of nose, thin cherry red lips, and under two willow eyebrows that look like distant daisy, the warm eyes are as gentle and pure as water waves.The exquisite combination of facial features is really just right, and the beauty is dazzling.

But her lower body is quite big.

Li Yuner has always shown people with a sweet image, such an image that others have never seen.

Brother Wang Yu asked with concern: "What's the matter, daughter-in-law? Did you quarrel with someone?"

Li Yuner: "No!"

Brother Wang Yu was a little surprised: "Ah."

Li Yun'er continued: "Follow the dog!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Follow the dog..."

"You can quarrel with a dog."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"The tears of laughter are about to come out."

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Brother Wang Yu asked in surprise, "Can you even quarrel with a dog?"

Li Yun'er: "When I was chatting with the child, I said baby, it's hard work for the mother to be pregnant with you, when you grow up, don't forget about the mother, she is barking at me!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone is happy.

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Wang Yu asked, "You didn't bite it, did you?"

Li Yun'er said: "It didn't bite me, can I bite him first? Then I won't take it for granted!"

everyone. . . . . . . . . .

"It doesn't make sense..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"This is the rhythm that makes me laugh!"

"No, no, this skit is too fucking funny."

"I've never seen such a funny skit, it really kills me laughing."

"Haha, you're going to kill me laughing!"

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It can be said that "Today's Happiness" has already had a head start, attracting or shocking everyone at the beginning, and everyone unconsciously followed the development of its plot without using their brains at all.

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"Today's Happiness" made people smile, but at the same time, some people saw something from it.

Especially young married couples feel the same way. For example, Li Yuner's pregnant woman even quarreled with the dog. Why did she quarrel with the dog?Does she feel insecure?This is to do!
And her boyfriend also cooperates with her as much as possible and comforts her as much as possible. This is the performance of a good boyfriend.

Many girlfriends said to their boyfriends: "Look at my brother Wang Yu, a peerless man."

"Brother Wang Yu treats his wife so well."

"This is a peerless good man."

"I wish I had a husband like Brother Wang Yu."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Great!"

He stretched out his thumb and said, "Conquer the dog with virtue!"

Everyone laughed:

"Conquer dogs with virtue..."

"Xu Qian's line skills are impeccable!!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"husband."

Li Yuner's name is Wang Yudao.

Li Yuner was sitting on the sofa, and brother Wang Yu massaged her legs.

Brother Wang Yu: "Huh?"

Li Yun'er: "You said that if we leave one day, the child will be alone in the world!"

Woohoo, she actually started crying.

Many girls were moved, but more people laughed.

"Can this also cry?"

"This is too unreasonable to worry about..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Wang Yu stopped the massage and comforted his wife: "Don't cry, don't cry, no, when we leave, take the child with us."

Everyone laughed:
"Bring the kids too..."

"A straight man is definitely a straight man."

"Convinced."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Li Yun'er pushed Wang Yu away angrily: "You are short-sighted! Ah!"

He stood up: "Look at people praising other people's husbands! They say your husband is really capable, your husband is really promising, your husband is really talented, praise me, your husband is so tall!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"It's really high..."

"You really want to kill me laughing!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Wang Yu was very proud: "That's right."

everyone. . . . . . .

"It's still facing!"

Li Yun'er: "You take off the apron for me."

Brother Wang Yu took off the top apron and put it on the sofa.

"Where are the elders going around the pot all day long?"

Brother Wang Yu tugged at the apron underneath: "One is a bit short."

The crowd laughed again.

"A peerless man!"

"A good man at home!"

"This is a good man!"

"Tall and able to cook."

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Li Yun'er: "Pack up your things and go back to your mother's house."

Brother Wang Yu: "Huh? Wife?"

Brother Wang Yu was speechless: "I..."

At this moment, the phone rang, and it was a rescue for Wang Yu's brother.

"As soon as I heard it, I was looking for me."

Wang Yu's younger brother sat on the sofa and connected the phone, and his wife also sat on the sofa and was very sad.

"Hey!"

Xu Qian: "Hello? Is that Dad?"

Everyone was about to burst out laughing.

Xu Qian pretending to be his son in such a cheap way is so funny.

"Killing me."

"Xu Qian's expression is really cheap."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Wang Yu asked, "Who is so polite?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"So polite..."

"The acting skills are quite high!"

"This is definitely an acting skill at the actor's level."

"When it comes to acting, I admire brother Wang Yu."

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The wife was also very puzzled.

Xu Qian: "I am your future child, I want to travel through time and space from 2042 to visit you two elders."

everyone. . . . . . .

"Who would believe this nonsense?"

However, many young audiences were also attracted, because this skit added time-traveling elements, and time-traveling elements are very, very popular among young audiences.

In recent years, some time-travel elements are often added to TV dramas, such as those time-travel dramas, such as Qing court dramas, that is, Qianli handed over his innocent body to those elder brothers.

So they are more interested in this sketch, because this sketch is close to their lives.

Brother Wang Yu: "Get angry."

He picked up the phone receiver and yelled into it: "Liar! If you cheat like this, you will starve yourself to death."

Brother Wang Yu also pretended to think it was ridiculous.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"It looks pretty similar."

"Super Movie King!"

"The acting skills are quite high!"

"This is definitely an acting skill at the actor's level."

"When it comes to acting, I admire brother Wang Yu."

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Xu Qian poked open the screen of the TV props on the TV cabinet, revealing his head: "Dad!"

everyone. . . . . . . . .

Xu Qian's humble appearance called out: "Dad".

No matter how you look at it, it makes people feel inconsistent.

"This kid is too cheap."

"Not cute at all."

"How cheap!"

"Killing me."

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Brother Wang Yu knelt down and pretended to beg Hao Jian, "Don't! Ancestor! Except for my wife, you can take anything valuable at home."

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"So righteous and awe-inspiring!"

"It really looks like..."

"The acting skills are quite high!"

"This is definitely an acting skill at the actor's level."

"When it comes to acting, I admire brother Wang Yu."

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Li Yun'er froze, and kept making a phone call: "Especially I won't watch the TV until you take it away!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Xu Qian came out from the screen of the TV props: "Is this my home 30 years ago? It's so warm!"

His low-spirited appearance makes people feel very funny when they see it. Others playing "Hao Jian" really can't play such a low-spirited appearance. He is so low-spirited that no one can do it imitate.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Xu Qian is also possessed by the film emperor."

"I'll go, this acting is simply fake."

"It really looks like..."

"The acting skills are quite high!"

"This is definitely an acting skill at the actor's level."

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It can be said that the skit "Today's Happiness" has many climaxes and ups and downs, and it immediately attracted everyone's attention. Everyone could no longer control their eyes, and their eyes were fixed on the TV screen. For fear of missing the slightest bit of excitement.

This is the strength of Xu Qian's sketches, which are always fascinating.

(End of this chapter)