Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1204 End
The sketch continues.

Brother Wang Yu was very happy: "Hey? Hey hey hey hey!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed loudly:

"By chance!"

"Killing me!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life!"

"Brilliant!"

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Xu Qian: "It's a coincidence that I'll give you both a complete consummation, that's fine, I'm leaving."

As Xu Qian said he was about to leave, Li Yun'er also stood up!

Brother Wang Yu: "Wait a minute."

He shouted loudly, Xu Qian stopped and looked back at Wang Yu!

He put his hands in his pockets, and said viciously: "Here you—look at your mother, can you come here empty-handed?"

"Ha ha!"

"This is too insidious..."

"Black-bellied, brother Wang Yu is so fucking black-bellied."

"The slut has finally got her comeuppance."

"This is the rhythm that will kill me laughing!"

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Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Xu Qian stammered and anxious: "You...you know, I... came here in a hurry."

Everyone laughed:

"Make you so cheap before!"

"Let you pretend to be so aggressive!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I'm dumbfounded..."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Then you are in a hurry if you can't go? Did you forget? You said you took it and put it in your pocket."

He fingered the left pocket of Xu Qian's trousers.

Everyone burst into laughter:

"Brother Wang Yu is so fucking insidious."

"It really is a good brother!!!!"

"The two are really good brothers."

"It really killed me laughing."

"The brotherhood is touching."

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Xu Qian took out a hundred yuan from his left pocket: "This pocket is my mental damage fee!"

Brother Wang Yu said, "That pocket."

He pointed to the right pocket of Xu Qian's trousers!
Xu Qian took out his own salary and the money given by Wang Yu's elder brother from the right pocket: "This pocket is my own salary!"

He pointed at Li Yun'er with the hand holding the money and said, "Besides, I can't take it from my mother!"

Li Yuner: "My son's filial mother must take it."

As she spoke, she took money from Xu Qian's hand.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone was about to burst out laughing.

"If you commit evil yourself, you can't live!"

"I'm so fucking laughing!"

"Sad, deplorable."

"I'm dumbfounded, Xu Qian is completely dumbfounded."

"This is the rhythm that makes me laugh."

"It can't be done, it can't be done, tears are about to burst out of laughter."

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Xu Qian was very anxious: "Mom...you..."

Brother Wang Yu said: "Okay, son, let's go back this time!"

He shook his hand and signaled Hao Jian to leave.

everyone. . . . . . .

"This is absolutely a good brother."

"Brotherhood is deep."

"L."

"Killing me."

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Xu Qian was very angry. He stared at Wang Yu's elder brother with wide eyes and said, "Who is it? Me? I'll just go back."

He turned out the left and right pockets with both hands: "Huh? Dad?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Make you so cheap before!"

"Now not only the cost of mental damage is included, but even my own wages are included."

"Hard Xu Qian!"

"This is going to kill me laughing!"

"I just like to see Xu Qian's confused face."

"Haha, Xu Qian was so cheap before, so he should suffer retribution."

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Li Yuner stared at Qian very happily: "Son, come and see mom."

She pulled Xu Qian to the side of the TV cabinet, and Xu Qian and Wang Yu's eldest brother kept looking at each other: "Give back the money to mom, and it's not good if mom doesn't take it."

Li Yun'er pulled Xu Qian to Wang Yu's side and let go, Xu Qian hit Wang Yu with his hand, Wang Yu blocked it with his arm for a while, and then pretended to want to hit Xu Qian: "Come on son! Put it back on! "

"Ha ha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

This TV is a real TV, not made of paper like before.

"Talent!"

"I finally understand what it means to die if you don't die."

"This really makes me laugh to death!"

"What the hell!!!!!"

"A moment of silence for Xu Qian!"

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Xu Qian and Wang Yu stared at the TV, looking for excuses to avoid "time travel": "No, mom."

He glanced at his watch: "How busy it is to go back and forth during commuting time!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed: "Just make it up!"

Li Yuner: "You should go back and take care of your dad."

She stuffed Xu Qian's money into the pocket of her maternity clothes.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"This is really not polite at all!"

Xu Qian: "Do you need to take care of me?"

Xu Qian looked back at Deng Xiaoliang: "Dad."

His lower lip flicked in the direction of the TV.

Brother Wang Yu also panicked: "Ah..."

He was also making excuses for Xu Qian to avoid "traveling": "I want... why don't you let him see his grandma, and go straight back through his grandma's TV." "

He hugged Xu Qian while talking, and walked out the door with Xu Qian.

Li Yun'er shook her head and said, "No."

As she spoke, she quickly ran to Xu Qian's side and grabbed Xu Qian's arm: "His grandma's house doesn't have a TV!"

Brother Wang Yu: "Ah..."

He suddenly realized: "That's over!"

He squatted down on the sofa, turned his head and covered his face with his hands.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Now you're dumbfounded..."

"Aren't both of them movie kings before?"

"Now I know I'm afraid."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"If you commit evil yourself, you can't live!"

"Deceit is deception after all, and it will be exposed one day."

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Xu Qian looked at Deng Xiaoliang and said, "Didn't you just give up on me like that?"

Li Yun'er said: "Son."

She walked to the TV cabinet, picked up the TV remote control, and asked Xu Qian, "Which station did you come from? The local station or the central station?"

Xu Qian: "Huh? Dad!"

He looked at Deng Xiaoliang with burning eyes: "Choose a stage!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Don't pull it now..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Don't be mean now!"

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Brother Wang Yu said helplessly, "Put it on!"

Xu Qian was very frightened and said: "Is it born?"

Everyone laughed:

"This line is classic!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Wang Yu: "No way!"

His expression is very helpless!
Xu Qian: "Do you mean to let me die with your TV?"

Everyone laughed:

"perish together......"

"This line can only be written by Xu Qian."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"How funny."

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The skit is already coming to an end, but the audience's emotions have been rising all the time, and there is no complaint at all. Everyone is watching Xu Qian and the others concentrate on their performance.

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The skit is drawing to a close.

Brother Wang Yu: "You wear it first! I'll figure out a way after I wear it!"

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Sure enough, a good brother!"

"When you figure out a way, he will be dead, brotherly love!"

"This is stabbing your brother's ribs!"

"This is definitely the man who taught me how to insert a knife!"

"It's so fucking funny."

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Xu Qian: "Then what else do you think of? After I wear it, carry it out for me, won't it be over?"

everyone. . . . . . . .

"So you still know!"

"It turns out that you still have a bit of a clue in your heart!"

"I'm so fucking laughing."

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Li Yuner: "Oh, that's right! My son!"

Li Yun'er ran to the table and gave Xu Qian the wine she just took out from the kitchen: "This wine, drink it on the way!"

"Pfft!"

The crowd couldn't bear it anymore.

"Why do I think this is like going to the execution ground to practice!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Feng Xiaoxiao and Yi Shuihan, once the strong man is gone, he won't return!"

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Xu Qian: "What else do I bring to drink on the road? I'll drink it now, so as not to hurt when I wear it later!"

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed!

"I made you so cheap before, but now you're suffering..."

Unscrew the cap of the wine bottle, raise your head and take a few sips of wine!
"it is good!"

"Real man!"

"A real man just sucks!"

"Brilliant."

"I want to say that it contains water..."

"I think it's water, too."

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Li Yuner: "Son!"

Xu Qian screwed the cap on the wine bottle, and put the bottle back on the table: "You came here this time, and let mom completely understand: in fact, happiness is very simple."

She glanced at Xu Qian, and then at Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Don't keep thinking that you are nothing."

Li Yun'er clenched her hands tightly, and then looked back at Xu Qian: "Think more about what you have!"

The crowd was moved.

Such a simple truth is actually understood by everyone, but sometimes it is like this, it is easier said than done, everyone understands the truth, but it is very difficult to do.

Xu Qian really wanted to get the money back: "Mom, if you really want to understand, just think about what was in your pocket when your son came?"

He patted the pocket of his trousers, and stretched out his hands again: "What's gone now?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and the emotion that had just arisen was completely destroyed by Xu Qian.

"Killing me!"

"I'm still thinking about my salary."

"Poor Xu Qian!"

"Helping others, but losing my wife and soldiers!"

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Brother Wang Yu pushed Hao Jian away with one hand: "You two are talking about two different things!"

"Focus on color and friends!"

"This is definitely a way to value sex over friends!"

"It's typical to want a wife and not a brother."

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Brother Wang Yu was mercilessly complained by the audience.

Li Yuner: "Son, let's wear it!"

She waved to Xu Qian, and Wang Yu's younger brother also lowered his head and shook his hand.

Xu Qian frowned, looked back at the TV, and said to Li Yun'er: "No one told me when I came here that I have to go back and forth!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"You're so cheap, you're dumbfounded now."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I laughed outright."

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Xu Qian knelt beside Li Yuner, hugged Li Yuner's leg with both hands, and said sadly: "Mom~ I can't bear you!"

Li Yun'er sobbed: "Mom can't bear you either!"

Xu Qian said sadly: "I also hate myself!"

Everyone laughed:

"I can't bear myself either..."

"This line is simply magical."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"No, no, no, I'm going to faint from laughter."

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Brother Wang Yu said sadly: "I can't bear the TV either!"

everyone. . . . . . .

“Couldn't bear the TV...”

"This is no longer emphasizing sex over friends, this is emphasizing TV over friends!"

"Poor Xu Qian, it's not as good as TV."

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Li Yun'er: "Husband, if you really don't want to part with it, you can wear it with your son!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"It must have been retribution."

"Let you value sex over friends by the side!"

"Let you say sarcastic remarks beside me..."

"Deserved!"

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Brother Wang Yu: "Good!"

He nodded: "Yeah!"

Then he reacted, very strange.

Li Yuner: "Son, bring your dad to wear it together."

She pushed Wang Yu's eldest brother to Xu Qian's side: "Show Mom open her eyes!"

Xu Qian: "You have opened your eyes."

He glanced at the TV: "The two of us are going to open a ladle."

everyone. . . . . . .

"Open the ladle..."

"This line is amazing."

"Killing me!"

"It's really laughable."

"I just want to say that Xu Qian is awesome."

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He glanced at Li Yun'er: "Dad!"

Brother Wang Yu: "Yes."

He looked at Xu Qian suspiciously.

Xu Qian pointed at the TV: "The elders wear it first!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"The elders wear it first..."

"This line is amazing."

"Killing me!"

"It's really laughable."

"I just want to say that Xu Qian is awesome."

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Li Yun'er shook her hand, sat on the sofa, patted the sofa with one hand, raised her legs, pouted her lips, and the sad expression on her face disappeared.

"What else are you wearing?"

Brother Wang Yu said embarrassingly: "Look at your mother's acting like that."

He and Xu Qian lowered their heads in shame, and Wang Yu covered his face with his hands!
Li Yuner: "Acting, you can't have a beginning and an end? Right? Hao Jian!"

Xu Qian: "Mom."

The voice is whiney.

Everyone burst into laughter:

"It's an acting addiction."

"Killing me."

"fantastic."

"Still so cheap..."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Hao Jian."

He put his left hand on Xu Qian's shoulder, took it off after a while, and admitted his mistake to his wife: "Wife, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you."

He bowed his head in shame.

Li Yuner: "I have prenatal syndrome, but I'm not stupid."

She was a little sad: "I can tell what is cheating and what is love!"

Many girls shed tears.

The appeal of this line is too strong.

"I can clearly distinguish what is cheating and what is love!"

That's right, what brother Wang Yu did was to make his wife feel at ease. He almost gave everything for his wife.

Brother Wang Yu: "Wife!"

He walked up to his wife and hugged her.

Li Yuner: "Husband!"

This scene touched many people.

Xu Qian: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

He squatted down on the sofa, put his arms on the edge of the sofa, buried his face in his arms and cried bitterly. Brother Wang Yu and his wife glanced at Xu Qian, looked at each other, and hugged again.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Critical attack!"

"A naked show of affection."

"On Xu Qian's psychological shadow area..."

"Xu Qian suffered [-] points of critical damage!"

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Xu Qian got up from the sofa and walked in front of Wang Yu's eldest brother and his wife: "Why don't you?"

Brother Wang Yu wiped the tears from his wife's face, and the two looked at Hao Jian: "May I ask you two to take a bath?"

Li Yuner: "Hehe, Hao Jian, I want to thank you too."

She took Hao Jian's money out of the pocket of her maternity clothes. Hao Jiangang just wanted to take the money, and I will return the money... Uh!uh~.

Li Yuner suddenly felt very uncomfortable.

everyone. . . . . . . .

Poor Xu Qian. . . . . .

Brother Wang Yu: "Hey! What's the matter with my wife?"

Xu Qian: "It's about to give birth!"

Brother Wang Yu: "What should I do!"

Xu Qian: "Send it to the hospital."

He waved.

Brother Wang Yu: "Yes."

He picked up his wife and ran out the door.

Li Yuner: "Hao Jian, uh~ this money."

She stretched out her hand holding the money and wanted to give it to Hao Jian: "Uh money, money..."

Xu Qian: "Whatever money is, it should be given as a gift to the child!"

After the skit ended, the audience burst into thunderous applause. They watched Xu Qian and the others leave, and the applause did not stop until the three of them walked away.

(End of this chapter)