Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1208 Progressive
The comic drama continues:
Xu Qian said in a hurry: "That——I...my clear qi rises, turbid qi descends, thoughts return to the large intestine, and water enters the bladder."

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Isn't this just peeing?"

"It's so elegant!"

"Xu Qian is so funny."

"It really killed me laughing."

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Tan Zhen also said angrily: "Hey, hey, did you say that you want to pee forever?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"This is very interesting for master and apprentice!"

"This cross talk show is very interesting!"

"Let me just say, Xu Qian must be very powerful."

"Made by Xu Qian, it really is a high-quality product!"

"Awesome, I just want to say awesome in capital letters."

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"That's what it means!"

Xu Qian nodded.

Then he clasped his hands again and said, "Master, wait for my apprentice to solve his personal hygiene problem before accepting——ah!"

His voice raised the last two words very high, with an obvious Beijing opera accent.

Everyone applauded:

"Brilliant!"

"Xu Qian's voice is quite loud."

"This skill cannot be underestimated!"

"As expected of Xu Qian!"

"It's amazing."

"It's amazing!"

"I admire Xu Qian the most!"

"I just want to say that Xu Qian is awesome, in capital letters."

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Tan Zhen replied, "Hurry up—go back!"

Xu Qian responded, "It's an order!"

Xu Qian ran out, and he breathed a long sigh of relief: "See, you are close to death, Master of Peking Opera!"

People are curious, how will the plot develop next?

Xu Qian touched his waist, and took out the prepared allegro.

Everyone was a little surprised: "Could it be that Xu Qian is really good at allegro?"

Xu Qian sighed: "Next, Allegro!"

Xu Qian started to walk to the middle room, and at the same time took out the allegro, and began to fight cracklingly, chanting at the same time: "Master!"

everyone. . . . . . . .

"How can this Xu Qian really be allegro?"

"What else can Xu Qian not know?"

"Peking opera, magic, sketches, storytelling, Xu Qiante knows everything, and now he can still play allegro. Who the hell is this?"

"Xu Qian is too omnipotent, he is like a god, omnipotent!"

"I just want to say that Xu Qian is awesome, in capital letters!"

"This, Xu Qian's power is beyond my imagination, I really don't know what to say."

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At this time, a voice came from the room: "Come in."

The camera gave him a close-up, a square face, no beard, and an old complexion.

"do not know!"

"Who is this person?"

"I'll go, I don't know you."

"I don't know who it is!"

"Who is Xu Qian looking for this time!"

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The audience expressed that they did not know such a person.

The audience doesn't know him, but some do.

"He is Pei Yuanqing!"

Master Feng and the others exclaimed.

"This is the master of allegro!"

Master Feng and others recognized Pei Yuanqing. Pei Yuanqing is still very, very famous in certain fields. For example, he is a master-level figure in the field of allegro.

Although ordinary audiences don't know them, in the eyes of Master Feng and others, he is a real master-level figure.

"Is it him!"

"He was even invited!"

"Xu Qian was able to invite him out of the mountain!"

"As expected of Xu Qian, he has been breaking the rules."

"Brilliant!"

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Pei Yuanqing and Tan Zhen are both old-fashioned people. It is impossible for ordinary people to move them. At their level, they no longer need money to stimulate them.

So it was very, very incredible that Xu Qian could invite them.

Li Mi was shocked again.

He also invited Pei Yuanqing at the beginning, but Pei Yuanqing didn't like him at all, and didn't take him seriously at all. Now Xu Qian invited Pei Yuanqing, which was a naked slap in the face.

"Why did he invite all the people I couldn't invite?"

Li Mi thought a little speechlessly, his resentment towards Xu Qian was taken to a higher level.

After entering the door, the master and the apprentice began to show their own special abilities, you hit yours, I hit mine, each with a board, the two of them hit up and down with their four hands, the crackling was brilliant and won the applause of the audience.

"it is good!"

"Pretty!"

"Xu Qian is amazing!!!!"

"Xu Qian is awesome..."

"This allegro is simply superb."

"I didn't expect Xu Qian's Allegro to be so awesome."

"This is Xu Qian's strength, there is nothing he can't do."

"Xu Qian is simply astonishing!!!!"

"Ask the vast land, only I, Xu Qian!"

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At the same time, everyone was shocked by Pei Yuanqing's performance.

"This old man can do it!"

"This old man has a trick!"

"Awesome, in capital letters!"

"This old man's allegro skills are good."

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"In an instant, all that was blown was—stars scattered, craters flattened, ice melted, loosened, eagles flew, monks walked away, scriptures were turned over, lamps went out, nails fell off, bows collapsed..."

This is a tongue twister!

Xu Qian couldn't keep up with Pei Yuanqing's rhythm at all, he just moved his mouth and said "suddenly".

After Pei Yuanqing finished speaking, Xu Qiancai said, "I'm turning blue from holding back!"

Pei Yuanqing said a little speechlessly: "You just sing the last line?"

Everyone laughed:

"This is Xu Qian!"

"There must be a reversal later."

"Old way!"

"It should be low-key first, and surprise us later."

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Everyone made guesses one after another. Xu Qian is definitely not an embroidered pillow, and the plot will definitely be reversed later. This is everyone's inner thoughts and everyone's familiarity with Xu Qian's routines.

Xu Qian was very embarrassed. At this time, the alarm bell in his hand rang again.

Everyone knew that this was Xu Qian's timing, and it should be his third master who started urging him to do it.

Pei Yuanqing said: "Hey - what is it?"

Xu Qian said in a hurry: "Master, master, listen to me, this disciple is going to the toilet!"

He said it in an allegro manner, but it seemed full of momentum.

The crowd applauded him:

"Good job Xu Qian!"

"can!"

"Great!"

"Xu Qian is awesome."

"I like Xu Qian the most. Xu Qian's allegro is really handsome."

"Xu Qian is so handsome, every move is so handsome!"

"too handsome."

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Pei Yuanqing also said in an allegro: "There is a lot of shit and urine on the lazy donkey, sooner or later you will piss me off!"

Xu Qian said in an allegro: "Qi-death-you!"

Pei Yuanqing glared at Xu Qian: "You've grown your guts!"

As he said that, Pei Yuanqing grabbed the allegro in Xu Qian's hand, raised his leg and kicked Xu Qian's ass, almost kicking him in the head.

"Hey, my master, today this leg is raised higher than yesterday!"

Xu Qian said to the audience.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

According to Xu Qian, it was normal for his master to beat him up.

"Xu Qian is very funny!"

"Xu Qian really did not disappoint us, any of his programs are very good."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

"Killing me!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"This cross talk drama is quite interesting."

"As expected of Xu Qian!"

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At the same time, everyone is also looking forward to the appearance of Xu Qian's third master. The first two masters are quite interesting, so what about the third master?

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According to what was shown in the previous screen, Xu Qian's third master is slim and should be a lady.

Everyone is looking forward to her appearance.

Xu Qian said to himself: "Get down!"

When Xu Qian said this, he suddenly stopped, and then he said: "The next one will have to change sex..."

Everyone smiles.

"transsexual?????"

"what's going on?"

"Why transgender?"

"The plots of Xu Qian's works are always unexpected, both expected and unexpected."

"Curiosity, I'm very curious at the moment."

"Curious about the next development."

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Many people are very interested in the next plot development, why change gender?
Xu Qian trotted to the last room, and said in a whiny voice, "Hey, Master, where are you taking a seat?"

everyone. . . . . . . .

"How cheap!"

"Sure enough, it's as cheap as ever!"

"You don't pay for your life."

"It really killed me laughing."

"How cheating."

"It's so fucking cheap!"

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The camera gave a close-up of Xu Qian's third master, and everyone also saw Xu Qian's third master. They saw her slim figure, dignified face, and wearing a light blue cheongsam.

She is not young, but she has an elegant posture, and one can still perceive her youthful splendor from her face.

"is her!"

"It turned out to be her!"

"How could it be her?"

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Director Dongfang and others recognized Xu Qian's third master.

She is not an unknown person, she is well-known in the art circle, she was so beautiful when she was young, she is called contemporary Meng Xiaodong.

At that time, countless people bowed down under her pomegranate skirt, and countless people were impressed by her demeanor, Director Dongfang was one of them.

But her eyes are high above the top, and she has not married anyone, saying that her life is only married to art.

"This......"

"Xu Qian actually invited her here."

"Unbelievable!"

"Very, very incredible."

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"It turned out to be Lin Xian'er."

Li Mi's eyes were staring straight. He was once one of Lin Xian'er's admirers, but Lin Xian'er didn't like him at all.

"She even came out of the mountain!"

"What kind of magical power does this Xu Qian have?"

Li Mi was extremely shocked at this moment, he didn't think that Xu Qian not only invited Tan Zhen, not only Pei Yuanqing, but now even Lin Xian'er was invited, it was really terrifying.

"sit!"

Lin Xian'er said to Xu Qian.

"Hey!"

Xu Qian agreed, and sat down on a bench beside the bed very casually.

Lin Xian'er frowned, and questioned Wu Nong softly: "How do you sit?"

That demeanor, that demeanor is refreshing.

Xu Qian was stunned for a moment, then he began to sit up according to Lin Xianer's sitting posture, but he still looked a little awkward.

Because he was sitting in a very feminine position, with his legs together and his hands on his knees.

"Ha ha!"

The audience was happy to see Xu Qian sitting like this.

"This is too enchanting!!!!"

"Haha, Xu Qian also has today."

"Xu Qian is suitable to be a master of women's clothing."

"Xu Qian's sitting posture is very magical!"

"Xu Qian really has a maternal instinct in his nature."

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Lin Xian'er was still dignified, neither fast nor slow, and looked very temperamental. She smiled at Xu Qian and said, "Eat tea and have some snacks."

"Wow, it's so temperamental."

"It felt like a traditional ladylike."

"so beautiful."

"The charm is still there!!!!"

"Awesome!!!!!!"

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Xu Qian wanted to finish the tea directly, but Lin Xian'er sternly said, "How did you drink it?"

"puff!"

Xu Qian was taken aback, and everyone else was also stunned.

"very scary."

"Ha ha!"

"It's so scary."

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"Forehead......."

Xu Qian laughed awkwardly.

Xu Qian picked up the teacup, sipped it lightly, and let out a long sigh of relief after finishing it.

"Hahahahaha!"

Everyone in the audience laughed.

"You look like a dog!"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking flirty."

“Arty!!!!!!”

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Lin Xian'er hummed a prelude to the Beijing rhyme drum: "Donggrige Longdong..."

"Pfft!"

Xu Qian sprayed it out directly, spraying out a layer of water mist, but Lin Xian'er was still very graceful, and there was no fluctuation at all.

"It's very smelly."

"You must have been very beautiful when you were young."

"Everyone's ladylike temperament!"

"Brilliant."

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Director Dongfang and the others were also caught in the memory, and they seemed to see the figure of the once magnificent, overpowering country and city again.

Lin Xian'er is the white moonlight in the hearts of their generation.

Xu Qian stood up, picked up the small drum of Jingyun Dagu, and began to sing:
"Ugly end."

Lin Xian'er praised: "Good!"

Xu Qian continued to sing: "Yin Chu."

By the second sentence, Xu Qian had already started to break his voice, but Xu Qian continued to sing in his own way: "Sunrise Fusang."

What Xu Qian sang was the famous piece "Choumo Yinchu", also known as "Three Spring Scenes", which is a classic piece with a long history.

"The Ugly End and the Beginning" is a well-known piece in the Beijing Rhyme Drum, and it is very representative. "The Garden of Pears" is a work of great feelings. It is natural for it to show the most representative and classic works.

Xu Qian shook his head and sang: "I raised my head suddenly."

Lin Xian'er couldn't bear it any longer, she couldn't listen anymore: "Stop!"

She clutched her chest, apparently hating Xu Qian somewhat.

But even though she was clutching her chest, she looked very attractive, with a feeling of Xi Shi holding her heart.

The audience knew that Xu Qian did it on purpose, because it was a pig-killing howl, very ear-piercing and unpleasant.

With Xu Qian's ability, he definitely wouldn't be able to sing so badly. He is called "Singer Man", and his voice is amazing. Perhaps after many years, he will be called the God of Songs by others.

Lin Xian'er said to Xu Qian, "Bring me the quick-acting heart-rescuing pill."

Xu Qian was also very nervous, he was still very concerned about Lin Xian'er: "Master, how many pills do you take?"

Lin Xian'er said angrily: "Eat it, eat it all!"

Xu Qian was very embarrassed, seeing Lin Xianer's disappointment, he also blamed himself a little, bent down hurriedly to beat Lin Xianer's leg, and said in a coquettish voice, "Master!"

His voice dragged on for a long time.

The crowd shivered.

"Is Hao Jian possessed!!!!"

"It's so cheap..."

"Goosebumps all over!"

"It's too cold."

"so awkward."

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Lin Xian'er said sadly: "I don't know how the ancient song came about, and why it didn't exist, I have a hunch."

Everyone felt a little sad when they heard this, but it was just a matter of passing away.

"Isn't there little classical culture that hasn't been seen in so many years?"

Modern people have become numb, they have witnessed too many such things, and it is not enough to shout a few slogans or speak a few principles to make people wake up.

Therefore, everyone was not moved by Lin Xianer's words.

Master Feng frowned slightly, and he noticed with his years of professional sensitivity: "This may be a work with a large scale."

At this moment, Xu Qian's watch rang again, and he hurriedly said to Lin Xian'er, "That...Master, I...I'll get you some medicine."

With that said, Xu Qian let go of his feet and ran out.

Seeing Xu Qian running, everyone couldn't help laughing
But Lin Xian'er suddenly pointed at Zhou Xing and said angrily, "How did you run away?!"

Xu Qian immediately reacted and said, "Hey!"

As he spoke, Xu Qian opened his hands, and with a charming expression on his face again, he ran out in a bouncing manner.

The audience laughed!

"This pose..."

"Xu Qian is really suitable to be a master of women's clothing."

"Xu Qian is too charming."

"Anyway, I just think Xu Qian's behavior is a bit cheap."

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Many people began to find this cross talk drama a bit interesting.

(End of this chapter)