Reborn I am the second generation of stars
Chapter 1260 Foreshadowing
Chapter 1260 Foreshadowing
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Xu Qian said with a confused face: "Your grandpa is ranked second to last, what can you be proud of?"
Ai Jia's face froze, and she seemed to feel that something was wrong.
"Ha ha!"
"This line is really amazing."
"Hahahaha, the word Nima is really... I laughed to death!"
"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced by Xu Qian."
. . . . . . . . . . .
It can be said that Xu Qian's works are usually like this. The foreshadowing is good, and the back is full of king bombs, which can cause a series of laughs.
Ai Jia said in a muffled voice, "Anyway, I must find Monkey King!"
Xu Qian was very puzzled and said, "No, what exactly are you looking for to find Monkey King?"
Ai Jia said in grief and anger: "I want to find him to avenge our monkey grandchildren. Our Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bull Demon King!"
Xu Qian sighed and said, "Then what's the use of him going back? Why? Be the monkey king?"
Ai Jia waved his hand and said, "He wants to bring us back to the glory of the monkey!"
Xu Qian said helplessly: "Then I think it's unnecessary for you to find him. If you have the time to find him, you might as well go back to the whole competition and choose a few groups of monkeys to fight on it. Happy comedy monkeys!"
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed:
"Happy Comedy Monkey..."
"Nimma, this line is really amazing."
"The five bodies that admire Xu Qian."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Feng Peng, Da Pao, Qiao Qiao and others looked at each other: "Are we happy comedy monkeys?"
Master Feng was even more stunned: "Nimma, this is fine."
It can be said that Xu Qian's use of stalks to such an extent is really awesome.
Xu Qian said again: "If you get another five hundred monkeys to vote below, whoever can stand up will be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, right?"
The audience laughed like crazy at this time and kept applauding.
"Hahaha!"
"Vote to be Monkey King."
"Thankfully he figured it out."
"Xu Qian's script is amazing."
"It's not worth your life to laugh at the dead."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia climbed onto the boulder and took out the flag. He looked at Xu Qian, and while erecting the flag with the words "Monkey King" facing up, he said excitedly: "In my heart , only the Monkey King is worthy of the words Monkey King!"
His tone was sonorous and full of adoration in his voice.
Just as he finished speaking, the classic music of "Prelude to the Little Knife Club" in "A Chinese Journey to the West" suddenly sounded. Although audiences in this world have never watched "Journey to the West", they can still hear the "excitement" the taste of.
"This soundtrack is awesome!!!!"
"Nimma, Xu Qian even made the soundtrack so awesome."
"I don't know what words to use to describe Xu Qian. He is so strong that no one can stop him."
"This is Xu Qian's true strength. He is worthy of being the strongest man in Asia."
"I'll go, what else can't he do?"
"Such a person is terrible."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Li Yuantou and others were inexplicably shocked. Xu Qian is really incredible. He performed flawlessly in choreography, lines, performance, and soundtrack. It is these perfect details that make "The Return of the Great Sage" rise to a new level. In terms of level, it can only be said that Xu Qian is too strong.
"I didn't expect... After so many years, there is still a silly monkey who defends the reputation of Monkey King so well, very good..."
Xu Qian's emotions are revealed, and there is nostalgia, helplessness, loneliness, and unwillingness in his eyes, and people also fluctuate with Xu Qian's emotional changes.
"It was great."
"so amazing."
"A really good performance has always touched people's hearts, and Xu Qian did it."
"Although Xu Qian is young, he is worthy of the title of performing artist."
"Xu Qian was not born in the sky, and the acting world is like a long night."
. . . . . . . . . . .
"What does it have to do with you?"
Ai Jia said impatiently.
"Of course, you can keep this flag for me, and you can add a charging item!"
Xu Qian recovered from his sadness.
"Ha ha!"
The crowd laughed heartily.
Ai Jia pushed Xu Qian away and said angrily, "You don't deserve to touch this flag!"
Then he proudly said: "It's not just me. When I came here, I gathered five hundred monkeys at the foot of the mountain, waiting for Monkey King to return to Huaguo Mountain with us and take back our homeland!"
Xu Qian asked suspiciously, "Where are the five hundred monkeys?"
The audience in the audience waved excitedly and shouted:
"Here we are!"
"Here, here!"
"here!"
"here!
. . . . . . . . . . .
The audience did not forget the previous "Happy Comedy Monkey". The previous stalk was used at this time, and the atmosphere of the scene suddenly became alive.
"This........"
Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua were dumbfounded.
"This Xu Qian is too powerful!"
"He has taken control of the stage."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Infinite remorse was already welling up in the hearts of the two of them. Originally, Xu Qian had cooperated with them, but now it seems that they handed over this big boss to others, and they didn't say anything. Just thinking about it is enough. Heart, it's so fucking heartbreaking.
Xu Qian shouted from the audience: "You have all heard the legend of the Monkey King!"
"I heard it!"
The audience is very cooperative.
And who in China doesn't know Sun Wukong?Who doesn't know?That is the eternal superhero, fighting against the sky, omnipotent.
Of course, the most important thing is that although there are many conspiracy theories in this world, there is no such category as "The Great Wilderness", and our Wukong's status is not so embarrassing.
Xu Qian smiled, and the smile became more inexplicably bitter: "I have let you down... He has been suppressed for 500 years, his mana has been confiscated, he can't help you anymore, go back!"
At this moment, there was helplessness and unwillingness in his expression.
His performance is very good, such an emotional performance can infect others, and he is a real comedy master.
"It's amazing!"
"Master class performance art."
"It was great."
"so amazing."
"A really good performance has always touched people's hearts, and Xu Qian did it."
"Now who says Xu Qian is not the king of comedy, I kicked him to death."
"Brilliant."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Xu Qian waved his hand: "Go back, don't think about voting!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience laughed:
"vote........"
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Master Feng was full of admiration. Xu Qian was always able to switch back and forth between being moved and laughing. The first moment was touching, and the next moment he was laughing heartily. This kind of "laughing with tears" skill is not for everyone. did it.
Therefore, he is well-deserved as the "King of Comedy".
Master Feng thought: "I am the first one to say no to anyone who says Xu Qian is not the king of comedy."
He has already recognized Xu Qian's status as the "King of Comedy" in his heart, because Xu Qian is really excellent. His performance, soundtrack, creation, and stage beauty have all reached the pinnacle.
Taking out one item alone, maybe someone can compare with him, but in general, he is invincible in the world.
He is so omnipotent that others can only look up at the mountains and sigh.
Great Saint, Great Saint! "
At this moment, a shout came from the other side, and everyone was too familiar with this voice.
Soon a familiar figure appeared.
"Shen Jump."
"Such a cheap voice can only be him."
"It's really Shen Tiao."
"Hahahahahahahahaha, I knew it was him from that voice."
"Sure enough, it's Shen Tiao."
"Nimma, it's really Shen Tiao."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Because Shen Tiao participated in the Spring Festival Gala, he is even more famous than Ai Jia. Of course, he and Xu Qian cannot be compared. It is the fireflies competing with the sun and the moon.
Shen Tiao was dressed in a white robe, holding a dust whisk in his hand, and looked like a fairy. This was typical of Taibai Jinxing's attire. Of course, the most important thing was that his humble appearance matched Taibai Jinxing's fairy style. Strong visual contrast.
Ai Jia suddenly pushed Xu Qian away and said, "Don't get excited, call me! You misunderstood me as a great saint!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience laughed:
"No self-knowledge!!!!"
"Killing me friends."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia looked at Shen Tiao: "Who are you?"
"Presumptuous! I am a fairy, a fairy!"
Shen Tiaoshun reprimanded.
Ai Jia mocked: "Immortal? Why don't you go to heaven!"
"Haha."
Everyone laughed:
"Why don't you go to heaven..."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Shen Tiao directly bypassed Ai Jia, came to Xu Qian, and said with a smile, "Great Sage, do you still recognize Xiaoxian?"
Everyone secretly said: "Sure enough!"
Xu Qian's lonely and helpless expression before, as well as the words that he lost his mana, actually hinted at something.
"Great Saint!"
And when they heard the title "Great Sage", everyone felt their blood boil.
Great Saint, the hero in everyone's heart.
He fights against the heavens and the earth, omnipotent, the king of the underworld, the king of the underworld, who governs the life and death of all things. Wukong does not believe in evil, and enters the eighteenth level of hell. He crosses out his name on the book of life and death. The Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Palace is high above you. This body is proud.
Everyone also felt that only Xu Qianpei could perform "The Great Sage".
Xu Qian used to be low in the dust, but later rose to the top, and now he is also an all-round genius, omnipotent.
Xu Qian doesn't play the role of the Great Sage?Who will play?Who is qualified to act?
Xu Qiandao: "Golden Star!"
Shen Tiao flicked his fly whisk, and said with a smile, "That's wrong, I'm much whiter than Jin Xing."
Ai Jia said with a foolish smile, "Taibaijinxing!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience laughed:
"This Ai Jia, this brain hole, tsk tsk, you're going to laugh me to death."
"As expected of Xu Qian, he never let us down."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Shen Tiao said: "Monkey King, I said—"
Ai Jia reacted: "What do you call him??????"
Shen Tiao said directly: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"
With that said, Shen Tiao pointed to the flag that Ai Jia had just planted on the boulder: "The Jade Emperor asked me to give this flag to the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"
"This......"
Ai Jia was stunned immediately.
He looked at Xu Qian with some hesitation: "You...are you really the Monkey King?"
Xu Qian smiled wryly: "It's useless, it's useless to find me!"
Ai Jia fell to his knees directly: "Great Sage, please save us! Huaguo Mountain is taken over by the Bull Demon King. He tortures us every day, and even says he wants to eat our monkey brains raw. He is more ruthless than humans!"
Xu Qian looked at him with some puzzlement: "Then why haven't you been eaten?"
Ai Jia stood up again, proudly said: "If you want to eat me, how can it be so easy? I have no brains since I was a child!"
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed:
"It's the first time I've seen someone so proud of being so brainless."
"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."
"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia shouted into the air again: "The Bull Demon King wants to eat me? Come on!"
While speaking, he gestured on his head with his hand: "Empty! Empty! Empty!"
"Pfft."
The audience couldn't help it.
"quite funny...."
"Nimma, it's really funny."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Aren't you so proud of yourself?"
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Shen Tiao suddenly said: "Don't worry, you two! This is the end of the conversation, take a look!"
As he spoke, he took out something from his waist: "Put on this magic spell, and the mana will come back immediately!"
Xu Qian's whole body was shocked, his eyes were fixed on the magic spell, and he stretched out his hand and shouted: "Give it to me!"
But Shen Tiao explained: "Put on the magic spell, the mana is back, but there is something, you have to accompany Tang Seng to the west to learn scriptures. You help him calm down the demons along the way, ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, you help him cross, use Your love protects him; are you willing to accept this constraint?"
Xu Qian pondered for a moment, and finally said: "I Du."
Ai Jia said from the side: "I don't cross."
The audience laughed, this combination of Chinese and English is really funny.
"Tsk tsk, Xu Qian's lines are always unexpected."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"This is Xu Qian's true strength."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia snatched the tight band from Shen Tiao's hand, and shouted, "You can't wear it, Great Sage, the Tathagata is your enemy. If you wear this tight band, you will bow to your enemy and admit your mistake!"
In Ai Jia's heart, Sun Wukong looks vertical and horizontal, he is rebellious, he fights against the sky, he is taller than the sky, and he has never surrendered to others.
How could he make him and his enemies bow down because of Huaguoshan?
He won't let his idol do this. Is the Great Sage still the Great Sage after wearing the golden hoop?
Xu Qian struggled and said: "But if I don't wear this tight band, I won't have the magic power to save you!"
"You can't wear that either!"
Ai Jia looked determined, he couldn't let Monkey King lose his dignity because of his own reasons.
"What else can I do?"
Xu Qian said in grief and indignation, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are all his children, his title is not only "Monkey King", but also "Monkey King", which is his The first title, he will always engrave it in his heart.
Ai Jia pointed to the audience: "What a big deal, I will lead these five hundred monkeys to fight the Bull Demon King to the death!"
At this moment, no one is laughing anymore. The work has already been paved and the emotions are well brewed. What they feel is only grief and indignation, but helplessness.
This seems to have become a knot, if you don't wear a golden hoop, you can't take revenge, but if you wear a golden hoop, then the unruly, omnipotent Monkey King will be humbled Proud head.
(End of this chapter)
Work continues:
Xu Qian said with a confused face: "Your grandpa is ranked second to last, what can you be proud of?"
Ai Jia's face froze, and she seemed to feel that something was wrong.
"Ha ha!"
"This line is really amazing."
"Hahahaha, the word Nima is really... I laughed to death!"
"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced by Xu Qian."
. . . . . . . . . . .
It can be said that Xu Qian's works are usually like this. The foreshadowing is good, and the back is full of king bombs, which can cause a series of laughs.
Ai Jia said in a muffled voice, "Anyway, I must find Monkey King!"
Xu Qian was very puzzled and said, "No, what exactly are you looking for to find Monkey King?"
Ai Jia said in grief and anger: "I want to find him to avenge our monkey grandchildren. Our Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bull Demon King!"
Xu Qian sighed and said, "Then what's the use of him going back? Why? Be the monkey king?"
Ai Jia waved his hand and said, "He wants to bring us back to the glory of the monkey!"
Xu Qian said helplessly: "Then I think it's unnecessary for you to find him. If you have the time to find him, you might as well go back to the whole competition and choose a few groups of monkeys to fight on it. Happy comedy monkeys!"
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed:
"Happy Comedy Monkey..."
"Nimma, this line is really amazing."
"The five bodies that admire Xu Qian."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Feng Peng, Da Pao, Qiao Qiao and others looked at each other: "Are we happy comedy monkeys?"
Master Feng was even more stunned: "Nimma, this is fine."
It can be said that Xu Qian's use of stalks to such an extent is really awesome.
Xu Qian said again: "If you get another five hundred monkeys to vote below, whoever can stand up will be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, right?"
The audience laughed like crazy at this time and kept applauding.
"Hahaha!"
"Vote to be Monkey King."
"Thankfully he figured it out."
"Xu Qian's script is amazing."
"It's not worth your life to laugh at the dead."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia climbed onto the boulder and took out the flag. He looked at Xu Qian, and while erecting the flag with the words "Monkey King" facing up, he said excitedly: "In my heart , only the Monkey King is worthy of the words Monkey King!"
His tone was sonorous and full of adoration in his voice.
Just as he finished speaking, the classic music of "Prelude to the Little Knife Club" in "A Chinese Journey to the West" suddenly sounded. Although audiences in this world have never watched "Journey to the West", they can still hear the "excitement" the taste of.
"This soundtrack is awesome!!!!"
"Nimma, Xu Qian even made the soundtrack so awesome."
"I don't know what words to use to describe Xu Qian. He is so strong that no one can stop him."
"This is Xu Qian's true strength. He is worthy of being the strongest man in Asia."
"I'll go, what else can't he do?"
"Such a person is terrible."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Li Yuantou and others were inexplicably shocked. Xu Qian is really incredible. He performed flawlessly in choreography, lines, performance, and soundtrack. It is these perfect details that make "The Return of the Great Sage" rise to a new level. In terms of level, it can only be said that Xu Qian is too strong.
"I didn't expect... After so many years, there is still a silly monkey who defends the reputation of Monkey King so well, very good..."
Xu Qian's emotions are revealed, and there is nostalgia, helplessness, loneliness, and unwillingness in his eyes, and people also fluctuate with Xu Qian's emotional changes.
"It was great."
"so amazing."
"A really good performance has always touched people's hearts, and Xu Qian did it."
"Although Xu Qian is young, he is worthy of the title of performing artist."
"Xu Qian was not born in the sky, and the acting world is like a long night."
. . . . . . . . . . .
"What does it have to do with you?"
Ai Jia said impatiently.
"Of course, you can keep this flag for me, and you can add a charging item!"
Xu Qian recovered from his sadness.
"Ha ha!"
The crowd laughed heartily.
Ai Jia pushed Xu Qian away and said angrily, "You don't deserve to touch this flag!"
Then he proudly said: "It's not just me. When I came here, I gathered five hundred monkeys at the foot of the mountain, waiting for Monkey King to return to Huaguo Mountain with us and take back our homeland!"
Xu Qian asked suspiciously, "Where are the five hundred monkeys?"
The audience in the audience waved excitedly and shouted:
"Here we are!"
"Here, here!"
"here!"
"here!
. . . . . . . . . . .
The audience did not forget the previous "Happy Comedy Monkey". The previous stalk was used at this time, and the atmosphere of the scene suddenly became alive.
"This........"
Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua were dumbfounded.
"This Xu Qian is too powerful!"
"He has taken control of the stage."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Infinite remorse was already welling up in the hearts of the two of them. Originally, Xu Qian had cooperated with them, but now it seems that they handed over this big boss to others, and they didn't say anything. Just thinking about it is enough. Heart, it's so fucking heartbreaking.
Xu Qian shouted from the audience: "You have all heard the legend of the Monkey King!"
"I heard it!"
The audience is very cooperative.
And who in China doesn't know Sun Wukong?Who doesn't know?That is the eternal superhero, fighting against the sky, omnipotent.
Of course, the most important thing is that although there are many conspiracy theories in this world, there is no such category as "The Great Wilderness", and our Wukong's status is not so embarrassing.
Xu Qian smiled, and the smile became more inexplicably bitter: "I have let you down... He has been suppressed for 500 years, his mana has been confiscated, he can't help you anymore, go back!"
At this moment, there was helplessness and unwillingness in his expression.
His performance is very good, such an emotional performance can infect others, and he is a real comedy master.
"It's amazing!"
"Master class performance art."
"It was great."
"so amazing."
"A really good performance has always touched people's hearts, and Xu Qian did it."
"Now who says Xu Qian is not the king of comedy, I kicked him to death."
"Brilliant."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Xu Qian waved his hand: "Go back, don't think about voting!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience laughed:
"vote........"
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Master Feng was full of admiration. Xu Qian was always able to switch back and forth between being moved and laughing. The first moment was touching, and the next moment he was laughing heartily. This kind of "laughing with tears" skill is not for everyone. did it.
Therefore, he is well-deserved as the "King of Comedy".
Master Feng thought: "I am the first one to say no to anyone who says Xu Qian is not the king of comedy."
He has already recognized Xu Qian's status as the "King of Comedy" in his heart, because Xu Qian is really excellent. His performance, soundtrack, creation, and stage beauty have all reached the pinnacle.
Taking out one item alone, maybe someone can compare with him, but in general, he is invincible in the world.
He is so omnipotent that others can only look up at the mountains and sigh.
Great Saint, Great Saint! "
At this moment, a shout came from the other side, and everyone was too familiar with this voice.
Soon a familiar figure appeared.
"Shen Jump."
"Such a cheap voice can only be him."
"It's really Shen Tiao."
"Hahahahahahahahaha, I knew it was him from that voice."
"Sure enough, it's Shen Tiao."
"Nimma, it's really Shen Tiao."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Because Shen Tiao participated in the Spring Festival Gala, he is even more famous than Ai Jia. Of course, he and Xu Qian cannot be compared. It is the fireflies competing with the sun and the moon.
Shen Tiao was dressed in a white robe, holding a dust whisk in his hand, and looked like a fairy. This was typical of Taibai Jinxing's attire. Of course, the most important thing was that his humble appearance matched Taibai Jinxing's fairy style. Strong visual contrast.
Ai Jia suddenly pushed Xu Qian away and said, "Don't get excited, call me! You misunderstood me as a great saint!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience laughed:
"No self-knowledge!!!!"
"Killing me friends."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia looked at Shen Tiao: "Who are you?"
"Presumptuous! I am a fairy, a fairy!"
Shen Tiaoshun reprimanded.
Ai Jia mocked: "Immortal? Why don't you go to heaven!"
"Haha."
Everyone laughed:
"Why don't you go to heaven..."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Shen Tiao directly bypassed Ai Jia, came to Xu Qian, and said with a smile, "Great Sage, do you still recognize Xiaoxian?"
Everyone secretly said: "Sure enough!"
Xu Qian's lonely and helpless expression before, as well as the words that he lost his mana, actually hinted at something.
"Great Saint!"
And when they heard the title "Great Sage", everyone felt their blood boil.
Great Saint, the hero in everyone's heart.
He fights against the heavens and the earth, omnipotent, the king of the underworld, the king of the underworld, who governs the life and death of all things. Wukong does not believe in evil, and enters the eighteenth level of hell. He crosses out his name on the book of life and death. The Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Palace is high above you. This body is proud.
Everyone also felt that only Xu Qianpei could perform "The Great Sage".
Xu Qian used to be low in the dust, but later rose to the top, and now he is also an all-round genius, omnipotent.
Xu Qian doesn't play the role of the Great Sage?Who will play?Who is qualified to act?
Xu Qiandao: "Golden Star!"
Shen Tiao flicked his fly whisk, and said with a smile, "That's wrong, I'm much whiter than Jin Xing."
Ai Jia said with a foolish smile, "Taibaijinxing!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience laughed:
"This Ai Jia, this brain hole, tsk tsk, you're going to laugh me to death."
"As expected of Xu Qian, he never let us down."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Shen Tiao said: "Monkey King, I said—"
Ai Jia reacted: "What do you call him??????"
Shen Tiao said directly: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"
With that said, Shen Tiao pointed to the flag that Ai Jia had just planted on the boulder: "The Jade Emperor asked me to give this flag to the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"
"This......"
Ai Jia was stunned immediately.
He looked at Xu Qian with some hesitation: "You...are you really the Monkey King?"
Xu Qian smiled wryly: "It's useless, it's useless to find me!"
Ai Jia fell to his knees directly: "Great Sage, please save us! Huaguo Mountain is taken over by the Bull Demon King. He tortures us every day, and even says he wants to eat our monkey brains raw. He is more ruthless than humans!"
Xu Qian looked at him with some puzzlement: "Then why haven't you been eaten?"
Ai Jia stood up again, proudly said: "If you want to eat me, how can it be so easy? I have no brains since I was a child!"
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed:
"It's the first time I've seen someone so proud of being so brainless."
"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."
"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia shouted into the air again: "The Bull Demon King wants to eat me? Come on!"
While speaking, he gestured on his head with his hand: "Empty! Empty! Empty!"
"Pfft."
The audience couldn't help it.
"quite funny...."
"Nimma, it's really funny."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Aren't you so proud of yourself?"
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Shen Tiao suddenly said: "Don't worry, you two! This is the end of the conversation, take a look!"
As he spoke, he took out something from his waist: "Put on this magic spell, and the mana will come back immediately!"
Xu Qian's whole body was shocked, his eyes were fixed on the magic spell, and he stretched out his hand and shouted: "Give it to me!"
But Shen Tiao explained: "Put on the magic spell, the mana is back, but there is something, you have to accompany Tang Seng to the west to learn scriptures. You help him calm down the demons along the way, ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, you help him cross, use Your love protects him; are you willing to accept this constraint?"
Xu Qian pondered for a moment, and finally said: "I Du."
Ai Jia said from the side: "I don't cross."
The audience laughed, this combination of Chinese and English is really funny.
"Tsk tsk, Xu Qian's lines are always unexpected."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"This is Xu Qian's true strength."
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Ai Jia snatched the tight band from Shen Tiao's hand, and shouted, "You can't wear it, Great Sage, the Tathagata is your enemy. If you wear this tight band, you will bow to your enemy and admit your mistake!"
In Ai Jia's heart, Sun Wukong looks vertical and horizontal, he is rebellious, he fights against the sky, he is taller than the sky, and he has never surrendered to others.
How could he make him and his enemies bow down because of Huaguoshan?
He won't let his idol do this. Is the Great Sage still the Great Sage after wearing the golden hoop?
Xu Qian struggled and said: "But if I don't wear this tight band, I won't have the magic power to save you!"
"You can't wear that either!"
Ai Jia looked determined, he couldn't let Monkey King lose his dignity because of his own reasons.
"What else can I do?"
Xu Qian said in grief and indignation, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are all his children, his title is not only "Monkey King", but also "Monkey King", which is his The first title, he will always engrave it in his heart.
Ai Jia pointed to the audience: "What a big deal, I will lead these five hundred monkeys to fight the Bull Demon King to the death!"
At this moment, no one is laughing anymore. The work has already been paved and the emotions are well brewed. What they feel is only grief and indignation, but helplessness.
This seems to have become a knot, if you don't wear a golden hoop, you can't take revenge, but if you wear a golden hoop, then the unruly, omnipotent Monkey King will be humbled Proud head.
(End of this chapter)
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