Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 568 Orgasm
There was thunderous applause at the scene, because a person appeared.

He is Sister Ha's husband, the popular host of CCTV, Mr. Li, the host of "Superstar Avenue".

It can be said that the stage of "Avenue of Superstars" has really cultivated many grassroots singers. On the stage of this year's Spring Festival Gala, there are singers who debuted from "Avenue of Superstars", and they are accompanied by professional singers.

Mr. Li is humorous and funny, and because he is very down-to-earth as the host of "Avenue of Superstars", he has a high popularity.

You can tell by the warm and surging applause.

Li Zhijie said excitedly: "You are that... dumbfounded, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss... Teacher Zhu?"Not Teacher Zhu... Teacher Bai?no!Lao Li?Are you teacher Li?
Teacher Li: My name is Li.

Li Zhijie: Oh my god, Teacher Li is here, why did you come out?Oh my god, come quickly, don't let him run away... Teacher Li... Li...

Li Zhijie grabbed Teacher Li and refused to let go.

The crowd laughed again.

"Nimma, it's too funny!"

"Who the hell is this guy? So funny!"

Xu Qian: Hey, what are you doing, you are so noisy, let the wolves chase you? !
Li Zhijie: Teacher Li!

Xu Qian: I know, this is the guest I want to invite.

Xu Qian bent down to shake hands with Mr. Li, his obsequiousness was fully displayed by him.

Li Zhijie: Oh my god, Mr. Li, would you like to take a picture of me?

Xu Qian: You go first, you just arrived, oh my god, I've been waiting here for a long time!

Teacher Li: Hello, hello! May I ask who you are?

Xu Qian: Who are you looking for?
Teacher Li: I'm looking for Li Tiezhu, the director of Lianhua Township Cultural Station.

Xu Qian: You got it right, (pointing to Li Yuner), this is Li Tiezhu's father, I am...

everyone. . . . . . . .

It is said that the goddess is Li Tiezhu's father. . . . .

"Who wrote this book?"

Teacher Huang said in surprise.

He can be regarded as one of the pioneers of sketches. Although he has gone downhill these years, he still has this vision.

He admired the person who wrote the notebook, with such a lot of laughs.

Guo Dada said beside him: "This is Xu Qian!"

"what?"

Teacher Huang was taken aback. He didn't think that such a funny book was written by such a young man.

Guo Dada said to him very mysteriously: "It is said that it took him less than a day to write this book..."

Miss Huang. . . . . . . . .

"Nimma, you are kidding me, such a funny book took less than a day..."

He remembered that it would take him a week to write a notebook at the fastest, and after that he had to polish it carefully, and that notebook was not so funny!
Now you tell me that it took Xu Qian less than a day to write a notebook, and it was so funny, where do you put my old face?
"This guy is really a pervert!"

It took Teacher Huang a long time to spit out such an adjective from his mouth.

"Who said no?"

Guo Da agreed.

Li Yuner: No, Li Tiezhu is my father.

Xu Qian: I'm Li Tiezhu's father, aren't you looking for him, no, you...you're right!
"Looking for dad..."

"This skit is really funny."

"I didn't wait for this sketch in vain."

"Nimma, it is indeed the finale sketch."

"A product produced by Xu Qian must be a high-quality product."

Teacher Li: Father...not...that...I'm looking for your son.

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

"Ms. Li was misled by Xu Qian."

"Ms. Li called Xu Qian's father..."

"Xu Qian is really a big pit."

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Xu Qian: He is waiting for you in the village.Ah, the township is so grandly decorated, the head of the township and the secretary are waiting in line there for you, build a hall, make a big room after work, get a big photo for you to hang in the middle, surrounded by flowers.

Everyone laughed like crazy.

"Nimma, isn't that the mourning hall?"

"Poor Teacher Li..."

"This is to be cursed to death!"

"Xu Qian must be a super pit."

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Teacher Li: Brother, what color are the flowers?

Xu Qian: There are white and yellow ones.It's so beautiful, really, the common people are waiting with pens, waiting, crying, waiting for you...

"Yellow, white, everything..."

"cry......."

"Is there such a welcoming person?"

"I raised my posture again. It turns out that welcoming people can welcome like this."

"I will welcome people like this in the future."

"Xu Qian is definitely a big pit."

"Nimma, my tears are almost falling from laughing."

"Xu Qian is really awesome."

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Teacher Li: Why are you crying?
Xu Qian: Crying... are you excited, you go... come on!
Teacher Li: No, no, then let's go to the village!

Xu Qian: The village arranged for me to have a meal in Huaicheng first, and then go there after finishing the work, you see?
Teacher Li: Do you want to eat here?

Xu Qian: This is the most expensive one in Huai City...you come.

Teacher Li: Don't...don't!

He could see that it was very expensive here, so he didn't want to trouble Xu Qian.

Xu Qian: All right!
Teacher Li: Uncle...I...brother, I ate on the plane.

Xu Qian: Then the guest can follow the host, and you can be obedient to whatever arrangement is given to you.

Li Zhijie: Teacher Li, please take a photo of me, Teacher Li...

Teacher Li: You are a male waiter, you look quite tactful.

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"It looks quite tactful..."

"Learned a new term!"

"This skit taught me a lot!"

"I really learned a lot today."

"In the future, when I see other people with strange looks, I can't say it directly, but just say that person is tactful."

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Xu Qian: I misunderstood when I first came here. You said that was dressed like this?Oh my god... just arrived, right?
Teacher Li: Just arrived, just arrived!

Xu Qian: We are fellow villagers.

Teacher Li: Really?
Xu Qian: Are you not from Dalian?
Everyone smiled: "It's time to get close."

Teacher Li: Yes, yes, from Dalian.

Xu Qian: Where do you live?

Teacher Li: I live in Laobie Bay, Dalian.

Xu Qian: Oh my god, I have relatives.

everyone. . . . . . . . . .

"This expression is bright!"

"This set is almost a bit blunt!"

Teacher Li: With you?
Xu Qian: The child's grandfather is also in Laobiewan, also surnamed Li!
Teacher Li: What's your grandfather's name Li?
Li Yuner: Li begs for food.

The crowd laughed again.

"Lee wants food..."

"And the name!"

"This name is amazing..."

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It turns out that the line here is "Bi Menting" and the stalk is used to play mahjong, but there is no Grandpa Bi in this world, only Teacher Li, so Xu Qian can only make slight changes, and now it seems that the effect is not bad, at least the audience To tease!

That's it!Xu Qian was very satisfied!

Teacher Li: This name! !
Xu Qian: "What?"

Teacher Li: "Open and bright!"

Teacher Li smiled when he was talking, and his teeth were as white as snow.

Everyone laughed.

"light and spacious......."

"Li Yaofan's name is really bright!"

"In the future, when describing other people's names, you should use open and bright to describe them."

"Long experience!"

"I really benefited a lot today!"

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The above are all adapted by Xu Qian himself. Although they are not particularly perfect, they can be said to pass.

Xu Qian: Oh my god, this smile looks a lot like the photo of your grandfather before he left.

Everyone laughed again.

"I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to Mr. Li!"

"Mr. Li's condolences!"

"What a poor Mr. Li, who met such a scumbag as Xu Qian!"

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Teacher Li quickly stopped laughing.

Li Yun'er: Grandpa, he looks better when he doesn't smile.

Everyone just felt that the tears of laughter were about to fall.

"Goddess, why are you so funny?"

"Goddess, why don't you learn something better?"

"Why do you want to learn from Xu Qian, a bastard..."

"My poor teacher Li."

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Teacher Li: I don't think I can avoid it.

Xu Qian: The child will kiss his grandpa if he doesn't kiss the master in his whole life. The grandpa cried him out before leaving. Recognize the grandpa quickly.

Li Yuner: Hello, Grandpa!
Li Yun'er knelt down directly to Teacher Li, that was really kneeling!

Teacher Li: Alas!Get up, it's Chinese New Year, if you want to come here, I have to give you New Year's money.

Teacher Li made a gesture to take money out of his own pocket!

Xu Qian: No need.

Li Zhijie: Teacher Li, take a photo of me!

Li Zhijie's sissy appearance made everyone laugh out loud.

"Why is this guy so cheap?"

"I fucking want to slap him!"

"What a girl!"

"This guy is finally playing again."

"You're tired of standing, big brother!"

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Xu Qian: I haven't eaten yet, let's order first.

Li Zhijie: Order after the photos are taken.

Xu Qian: Hurry up, take pictures after ordering!

Li Zhijie said aggrievedly: Did you run away?
Everyone laughed again, but they remembered the scene when Li Zhijie held Teacher Li tightly just now, for fear that Teacher Li would run away.

"This is echoing back and forth!"

"This book is really well written!"

"Who is this guy? Why is he so cheap?"

"I just want to laugh when I see this sissy!"

"It's so funny, this sissy."

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Xu Qian: Who ran away?you don't. . . . .It's all low-key, don't tell this or that.

Xu Qian: Her grandfather, these are all relatives, so you can order them.

Teacher Li: No, no, we can all eat something casually, you come and you come.

Teacher Li has to decline.

Xu Qian: Our family is rich, and the life of farmers is different, so you just eat hard, how much money you can eat, I will order!
Everyone laughed: "Why do I sound so awkward!"

"It's really against harmony to spit out such awe-inspiring words from Xu Qian's mouth!"

"Look at the face of Xu Qian, a scumbag, this is the f*cking highlight."

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Teacher Li: Come here as you please.

At this moment, the skit is also close to its climax.

(End of this chapter)