Super Red Packet

Chapter 1
"Concentration! Concentration!"

Meng Xiaoben kept talking to himself, but couldn't calm down to answer the question.

This is the lecture hall of the Mechanical Engineering Department of Jiangcheng University, and the mid-term exam for the freshman high school is in progress.

Meng Xiaoben fixed his eyes on Jiang Qiongzi, the school flower in the front row, and a strange phenomenon occurred on her body: the semi-sheer gauze shirt was sleeveless, and there were two or three red threads protruding from the armpit.Just stick it out, and shake your head with the wind blowing from the air conditioner on the wall...

"Bian Que Xin Shu" says: Armpit hair belongs to the heart meridian of Shaoyin. Five hours before a girl's menarche, meridian qi fills the five meridians, and the armpit hair will become as firm as a needle and protrude out of the armpit. It is called "black detective" among the people.

Zhang Junfang of the Song Dynasty said in "The Seven Signs of Yunji": There is a kind of pure yin virgin in the world, only one out of a million people. Before their menarche, their armpit hair turns red, and they are called "red scouts".Those who cultivate immortals, if they get this woman, they can cultivate the Dao with harmony of yin and yang.

Could it be that Jiang Qiongzi is the kind of "pure yin virgin" who only emerges from one in a million women?
That is the treasure of girls!

Meng Xiaoben heard from his master that 500 years ago, his master married a pure Yin virgin who was not in bed in the Ming Wuzong Palace as his wife.

Meng Xiaoben's little heart was beating wildly, his eyes were fixed on a few firm red "needles", and his heart was itching.

He really wanted to reach out and tuck them back under his armpits: If other male students also read "The Seven Signs of Yunji", it would be a bad thing.

However, Meng Xiaoben never stretched out his hand.

He's not that brave!

"Concentration! Concentration!" Meng Xiaoben ordered himself for the thousandth time.

However, those picky sticks were always swaying under her armpits, tightly attracting Meng Xiaoben's attention.

Alas... In such an extreme state of mind, can you pass the exam?
It's totally unreasonable not to fail the exam!

Until the bell rang for the end of the exam, Meng Xiaoben still had several big questions to answer.

The school beauty stood up, held the paper in her hand, twisted her pretty waist, went to the podium to hand in the paper, and then walked out of the auditorium with the crowd and disappeared.

Sitting alone in the empty classroom, Meng Xiaoben estimated the score for himself sadly: No matter how high the estimate is, it will not exceed 50 points.

Meng Xiaoben's sadness reached an unprecedented height.

What makes him sad is not the points, but the money: the school's bursary management regulations clearly stipulate that if you fail the exam, not only will you not have a scholarship, but even the bursary for extremely poor students will be "guarded" with one click!

Losing the "two gold", the next semester will definitely be a "poor, hard-working and second-class" semester, let alone picking up girls, you won't be able to get a hook.

"Fuck! It's over!" Meng Xiaoben became more and more depressed as he thought about it, he raised his fists and slammed them on the long table.

The table made two loud bangs, and the phone placed on the table jumped up and fell to the ground.

Meng Xiaoben was worried about breaking the phone, so he bent down to pick it up.

Click to boot.Fortunately, it was able to turn on the machine without breaking it, and Meng Xiaoben breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as he was about to put down his phone, the ringtone sang:

"Answer the phone, grandpa, I'm your grandson... answer the phone, grandpa..."

Meng Xiaoben hastily wiped the screen away.

A new message appeared on the screen: Welcome to the Three Kingdoms red envelope group.

Which classmate created the new group?Recruiting everywhere!These days, I just want to be the leader of the group.

Who cares who built the group, go in and have a look.

Meng Xiaoben's first thought was to see if there were any awesome characters in it.There are no groups with awesome characters, and there are very few red envelopes. Even if someone occasionally sends a red envelope, it is still a stingy one.If there are awesome characters, the red envelopes will be very impressive.

He clicked on the "group business card".

Ouye!There are a lot of people, and the icons are arranged on several screens.It's a big group.

Meng Xiaoben likes large groups, and awesome characters like to give out red envelopes in large groups.

Let me see if there are those rich second generations in the department.

However, he didn't even see a single acquaintance.

And the nicknames that appeared in front of him made Meng Xiaoben couldn't help laughing: Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhuge Liang, Zhao Yun, Cao Cao, Sun Quan...

What kind of nicknames are these?foolishly.

It seems that this group must be the same group of the Three Kingdoms online game.

Let's see who the leader is.

paralysis!Even more funny: Liu Chan! ! !

"Hahaha..." Meng Xiaoben was really laughed at.

The weakest and explosive Ah Dou in the Three Kingdoms became the boss in the group!

Meng Xiaoben doesn't usually play games very much, especially this Three Kingdoms online game, which is an old game, let alone interested in it.So, he pointed his fingers, ready to click "Exit this group".

Just about to withdraw from the group, another message came suddenly:
"Liu Chan: I just had a big banquet in the Shu Palace for lunch, and I burped again and again, so uncomfortable, so I came out to digest and digest my food. Did you come out for a walk with me?"

There were many divers in the quiet group.As soon as the group leader called, bubbles popped up, and a series of messages appeared:

"Zhuge Liang: Your Majesty, how many books have I presented to you about dieting? Diet, go on a diet."

"Liu Chan: Father, you told me to go on a diet? You might as well usurp my position!"

"Zhuge Liang: (Three crying emoticons) A Dou who cannot be supported, a Dou who cannot be supported! The foundation of the Former Lord will be destroyed in your hands!!!"

"Sima Yi: Group leader, don't listen to old Zhuge, you should eat and drink."

"Xiao Qiao: Chan'er, the Nong family felt hungry when you mentioned food. It turns out that I haven't had lunch yet, and I'm just playing the piano for my husband Zhou Lang. (Satisfied expression)."

"Diao Chan: woo woo (five emoticons of embarrassment plus one emoticon of contempt)."

"Lu Bu: Qiao Erfengya, Zhou Lang's bosom friend, a natural pair, and a pair of land! (A drooling emoji)"

"Diao Chan: Lu Bu: Tim Ju's stuff! Don't sleep in my bed tonight! Find Qiao Er!"

"Lu Bu: Woohoo, I really want to go to Jiangdong to meet Qiao Er, but unfortunately, I'm afraid that Zhou Yu will kill me."

………………

Hmm, ummm, this funny comparison group is very interesting!
Meng Xiaoben was attracted and continued to look down.

"Liu Chan: Don't quarrel. If you quarrel, talk too much. If you talk too much, you will swipe the screen. Everyone is quiet. Cao Aman is going to give out red envelopes."

"Cao Cao: Ah Dou, you have nothing to do but trick me."

"Liu Chan: Who told you to be rich!"

"Cao Cao: I'm in a bad mood today, so I don't give out red envelopes. Do you know what day it is? The 1800th anniversary of the Chibi War, do you think I can be in a good mood?"

"Liu Chan: Oh, now that I think about it, today is indeed your sad reminder day. If that's the case, let Sun Quan give out red envelopes. Sun Quan won the Battle of Chibi."

"Sun Quan: Just post it, I will steal the limelight from Ah Man today, post it!"

Meng Xiaoben moved his fingers, ready to grab the red envelope.

Brush brush!
Ten red envelopes flew down like snowflakes!
Meng Xiaoben was agitated, and his finger missed.

When I clicked again for the second time, the red envelopes... were gone.

"Lu Bu: Haha! What a big red envelope! 1000 yuan!"

"Diao Chan: Husband, my red envelope is only six hundred, let's change it!"

It's really a red envelope group gathered by local tyrants, the red envelope is so big.

"Unlucky! It's bloody bad luck!" Meng Xiaoben was so angry that he slammed his fists on the table, "I just failed the exam, and now I have ten red envelopes, ten of them! I didn't even get one!"

Meng Xiaoben was not reconciled, his eyes were fixed on the screen, and he waited for another ten minutes.

Except for the endless teasing and poor chatting, there was never a single red envelope.

Meng Xiaoben was so angry that he was about to explode.He gritted his teeth and wrote a message: "A group of SBs! Chatting fashion is so funny, it turns out they are all quick bag grabbers!"

After sending the message, he picked up his mobile phone, walked out of the lecture theater, and hurried to the cafeteria.

The cafeteria is about to close.Meng Xiaoben bought two steamed buns and a bowl of vegetable soup, sat down, ate and drank.

"Answer the phone, Grandpa, I'm your grandson!..."

The ring bell rang again.

Meng Xiaoben held the steamed bun in one hand and wiped the screen away with the other.

There is a new message, which was sent to Meng Xiaoben by the group leader Liu Chan: "Meng Xiaoben, I saw your message, don't be angry. You are a newcomer, it is normal if you can't get the red envelope. Now I send you a word document , if you have time to take a look and practice it, it will be of great benefit to grab the red envelope."

Hey, this Dude is not bad for a newcomer like me.

Look, what stuff is sent.

Meng Xiaoben opened the file.

"Three Kingdoms Sunflower Collection"!
(End of this chapter)