Super Red Packet

Chapter 116 The Weird Grass

Meng Xiaoben replied a private message to Chang'e: "Sister'e, I don't understand, why are you angry with me? I didn't offend your noble body."

Chang'e was online and immediately replied:
"How dare you deny it? What kind of mess did you send Nezha?"

Well, Chang'e must be referring to the box.

what happened?Could Nezha have an affair with Chang'e?Nezha wears it and annoys Chang'e?

Ha, I really can't see it, Brother Nezha really has a set, he actually managed the most noble sister E in the heaven, and the way of doing it is so clever, the technology is so in place, so that there is no point in the whole heaven. Zha'e Love" scandal!

This is the highest state of picking up girls.

admire.

I, Meng Xiaoben, can only say that I admire these two words, other words are pale and powerless.

I'm so proud of Brother Nezha!
"Sister E, I'm sorry, I also sent it casually. I didn't expect Brother Nezha to try it on you. I'm sorry, in the heavens, this thing must be a rare thing, and fairies have never seen it. It must be a little uncomfortable to use it for the first time. However, Brother Nezha definitely didn’t do it on purpose. It’s all my fault, I didn’t estimate the reality of the heavens, and distributed red envelopes randomly, which delayed Sister E’s happy night, so I’m here to accompany Sister E!”

Meng Xiaoben then sent ten emojis of apology.

"Meng Huo! You are pissing me off! Are you humiliating me? Since when did I have an affair with Nezha? I live in the Moon Palace, live in a secluded place, and have a clean body. How dare you spread rumors that I was messing with Nezha? If it gets out, my reputation will be ruined for the rest of my life!"

Meng Xiaoben thought that Chang'e was too shy to admit it, so he sent another message:
"Sister E, what's so embarrassing about this. Everyone has the feeling of yearning for spring. You and Dayi have been divorced for many years. It's been a long night, and it's not easy for you to be a widow. It’s also a match made in heaven.”

"The more you talk, the more outrageous you are! Meng Huo, tell you, it is impossible for me and Nezha. I am from her aunt's generation, so don't talk nonsense. Today Nezha came to the Moon Palace to play with Jade Rabbit and secretly let Jade Rabbit Hand over to my little umbrella."

That's it!

Got it wrong.

Almost ruined Chang'e's reputation!

This Nezha, what happened, I have to criticize him.

Meng Xiaoben hastily thought of a reason: "I originally wanted to ask Nezha to give them to Brother Zhu Bajie, but unexpectedly, Nezha blew them up for fun. Probably, he asked Jade Rabbit to give them to you, and there is no other reason. I just want you to blow up a balloon and hang it in front of the Moon Palace to add some festive atmosphere."

Chang'e was speechless for a moment.

Meng Xiaoben immediately sent a private message to Nezha:

"Brother Nezha, you've ruined the basket. Why did you give the umbrella to Chang'e?"

"Hee hee, I saw that Aunt Chang'e was depressed every day, and I was afraid that she would get sick. I gave her an umbrella to inspire her. Don't be too hard on it. There are so many handsome fairy men in the heavens chasing her, so she just finds one to marry. It’s a hundred times better than staying alone with an empty house.”

"She doesn't appreciate it. Instead, she thinks you are molesting her. If I hadn't explained it in time, she would have sued Taishang Laojun and Tota Tianwang. At that time, you can't eat and walk away."

Upon hearing this, Nezha said, "Oh, is it true that Chang'e is really a woman who doesn't think about spring?"

"It's all just pretending. How can there be a woman who doesn't think about spring?"

"Yes, it can't be said that her heart beat wildly when she saw that thing."

"Okay, this matter is over, you have to be careful about Chang'e in the future."

Meng Xiaoben told Nezha.

Nezha sent several mischievous emojis in a row, and then said:
"Brother Meng, recently, the drug boy told me that there is a kind of sun-defying grass in the garden of Taishang Laojun, and he plucked two of them and gave it to me. This kind of sun-defying grass is used by the heavens to punish the wicked. It is eaten by the wicked. Immediately, the male root is shortened to one-tenth of its original size, and the genitals are completely abolished, just like the eunuchs, forcing these wicked people to not be able to produce the next generation of wicked people. We in the heavens call this planned reproduction."

"Then give me one." Meng Xiaoben thought, this kind of sun-absolute grass should be useful.There are too many evil people in the world, they should be allowed to have a family planning.

"Okay, just wait, I'll send it to you right away."

After a while, Meng Xiaoben really received a fairy grass.

It looks very fragile, with green stems and green leaves, purple flowers and petals, and tasteless.

Damn it, keep it well, and let the bad guy eat it if he wants to kill off his children and grandchildren.

Meng Xiaoben carefully put the sun-killing grass in the wallet, and prepared to drive home.

When I think of a mansion in my family and two beauties, I feel very proud.

Naturally, Yifei has already been taken care of by Meng Xiaoben, no matter how aggressive she is during the day, at night, she is just a little cat at his mercy.

As for Qiongzi, this pure yin virgin, a strange woman who can only be born once in a million, I must take her down.Now, since she has been brought to live in his own home, is it still far from the last step?
Thinking of this, Meng Xiaoben was naturally a little excited, stepped up the accelerator, and wanted to return to Meng's house as soon as possible.

Passing by a large supermarket, Meng Xiaoben suddenly remembered: Tonight is the beginning of a man, two women and three people officially living under the same roof, and there must be some expression.Someone wanted to kill Qiongzi, so she didn't want to go to public places recently, and she didn't go to restaurants. It's better to cook more dishes at home.

Meng Xiaoben drove the car into the parking lot of the supermarket, went into the supermarket, and bought a few catties of lobster, a few catties of sea cucumber and abalone, as well as a few hairy crabs, and planned to ask the nanny to make a seafood hot pot at night.

Carrying a large bag of seafood, he walked out of the supermarket and saw his car parked in the corner from a distance.

Meng Xiaoben walked quickly to his Mercedes-Benz.

When there were still more than 70 meters away, he suddenly found that there was a person standing in front of his car door, lying on the window and looking in.

What birdman?
Meng Xiaoben stopped in his tracks, put down his shopping bags, dodged around, and hid vigilantly behind the square concrete pillars in the parking lot, poking out half of his face to observe.

I saw the man looked into the car, took out something from his arms, bent down, and poked it into the car lock.

Damn, steal the car!

Dude, you even broke my car door.

This kid is probably using a master key from the professional lockpicking industry. Meng Xiaoben has seen this kind of master key before. It’s just a fucking wire with a few bends on it, poke it into the keyhole, and the lock will open. up.

In their eyes, the locks in the world are just like decorations, useless.

Meng Xiaoben wanted to shout, but after thinking about it, he gave up.

If you shout, the thief will run away immediately.

So what about rushing from behind now? At a distance of more than 70 meters, no matter how fast it takes, it will take seven or eight seconds. When the thief hears the movement, he must run away.Besides, this kind of car theft has accomplices.It can't be said that the accomplice is looking out for him at the moment, as long as Meng Xiaoben rushes forward, the accomplice will immediately send a signal to the thief to call the police.

No, it seems that the best way to catch this guy is to wait for him to open the car door and get in the car.

Because after he gets into the car, he won't start the car right away, and he needs a certain amount of time to start the engine.It is not so easy to start a car with a master key. Even a familiar old thief will take a minute and a half.Then, during this period of time, Meng Xiaoben could have rushed over, blocked the thief in the car, and caught the thief in an urn.

(End of this chapter)