Super Red Packet

Chapter 30 Playing with fire and setting yourself on fire
She poured two cups of hot coffee from the coffee machine, added a large spoonful of sugar to each, mixed some milk, then quietly took out a small packet of laxatives from her bosom, poured them into one of the cups, and stirred them well with a spoon.

Meng Xiaoben was sitting on the sofa, seeing Qiong Zi go to the kitchen to make coffee, he was quite surprised, thinking to himself: When did this girl learn to wait on others?Want to pour me a cup of coffee?Is there a big article here?I'll be a little more vigilant, sit tight on the Diaoyutai, and watch what wonderful performances you damn bitch have.

Just as she was thinking, Qiong Zi came out of the kitchen with two cups of steaming coffee.

"Here, have a taste. This is authentic Cuban amber. My grandfather's college classmate just brought it back from Switzerland."

Qiongzi put a cup of coffee in front of Meng Xiaoben, sat on the sofa opposite the coffee table, held the coffee, blew through her mouth gracefully, took a sip slowly, and said repeatedly: "South American coffee, The taste is right."

Meng Xiaoben picked up the coffee, but didn't drink it, and praised happily: "Sister-in-law, you are so kind."

"Don't call me sister-in-law from now on." Qiong Zi gave him a sideways look, half smiling and half annoyed.

"Okay..." Meng Xiaoben became "difficult", "I don't call you sister-in-law, so what should I call her?"

"Call it whatever you like, but don't call me sister-in-law."

"My sister-in-law is not allowed to call you," Meng Xiaoben said after thinking, "Then seek truth from facts and call her my wife. My wife, you are so kind, I love you to death. You are so professional in making coffee!"

"Who is your little wife! Are you shameless?"

"Not a little wife? Want to be promoted to a big wife?... That's not just a position. There must be conditions. The condition is, one day you obediently let me sleep, and immediately promote you to be a big wife. On your sister's side, I will be with you." She does ideological work, call her Rang Xian!"

"Shut up your stinking mouth!" Qiong Zi was about to yell, but then she thought about it, the important thing has not been done yet, so she has to stabilize him first.Thinking of this, she turned from anger to joy, and her voice added a little tenderness, "Hurry up and drink coffee, the aroma of this coffee can only be enjoyed when it is hot, and it will disappear when it is cold."

"Okay, I'll try my little wife's coffee."

Meng Xiaoben raised the cup to his mouth and sniffed it gently.

He immediately smelled a strange smell from the coffee.

Ever since he snatched the big red envelope of "Gynecological Secrets", a huge amount of knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine has been implanted in his brain, and he knows the properties, textures, and smells of thousands of medicinal materials like the back of his hand.At this time, he smelled a strange smell from the coffee, and he concluded that the strange smell was a super strong laxative called Chana Ye.This medicine is known as the king of laxatives, as long as you take a small amount, you will have more than one diarrhea.

Hahaha, as I expected, this girl started to take revenge on me, and she used violent methods!
From the analysis of the smell, the amount of medicine she poured into the cup was very large, let alone Meng Xiaoben, even if he brought a cow and drank it, he would have diarrhea for three days.

While sipping her coffee, Qiong Zi glanced over the edge of the cup, peeked at Meng Xiaoben, and smiled secretly: boy, I'll make you roll all over the floor later.

Qiongzi was very excited, waiting for Meng Xiaoben to drink the coffee.According to the amount of medicine she prescribed, just a small sip would be enough for him to suffer for a day.This medicine was prescribed by traditional Chinese medicine for my mother to treat constipation, usually only a small amount can be taken each time, but today, Qiongzi added a hundred times the amount to Meng Xiaoben's coffee!
This girl is sitting upright, just waiting to see you make a fool of yourself, haha.

From the corner of his eye, Meng Xiaoben saw Qiongzi's gloating eyes, and thought to himself: Aren't you waiting for me to drink it?I just don't drink, just tease you.

He looked up at Qiong Zi, nodded and praised: "This coffee tastes so good!"

"Take a sip, the taste is incredible!" Qiong Zi was impatient and couldn't help urging him.

Meng Xiaoben blew a few more breaths, brought the cup to his mouth, and just about to drink, put down the cup again.

Qiongzi's heart tightened and loosened following his cup, and she urged in her heart: boy, why did you put it down again?

"It's really good, the taste is really good..." Meng Xiaoben praised, and picked up the cup again.

When his cup was just raised to his mouth, he suddenly sneezed and put the cup down again "involuntarily".

Qiongzi became anxious: boy, why don't you drink it!

"Qingzi, I have pharyngitis, and the doctor won't allow me to drink too hot drinks. Go to the kitchen and pour me a glass of cold water, and I'll mix it up."

Qiongzi didn't know what it was, she stood up hurriedly and went to the kitchen.

Meng Xiaoben had quick hands and eyes, picked up Qiong Zi's cup, took a sip, then added the coffee in his own cup, checked that the water level in the cup was as high as before, no flaws could be seen, and then put the cup on the back to the original place.

Qiong Zi soon came back with a glass of cold water, "Here you are."

"Thank you, little wife." Meng Xiaoben took the cold water cup.

He slowly poured his coffee into the cold water cup, stirring slowly while pouring, watching Qiong Zi from the corner of his eyes.

"Drink, it's not hot this time." Qiong Zi urged again.

Meng Xiaoben raised his cup and said cheerfully: "My little wife, future big wife, come, replace wine with coffee, let's have a drink together, I wish us luck and meet at mother-in-law's house."

With the utmost endurance, Qiongzi endured Meng Xiaoben's "little wife" and "big wife", clinked glasses with him, took a sip, and looked at Meng Xiaoben.

Meng Xiaoben pretended to raise his neck, and took a sip, but with internal force, he spit the coffee back into the cup, only a little sticking in his mouth.

Putting down the cup, Meng Xiaoben looked at Qiongzi with a smile, looked at it for a long time, and suddenly laughed.

Qiong Zi stared at him fiercely: "Boy, I will make you laugh, but after a while, you will have to cry!"
"Oh, it's so funny," Meng Xiaoben covered his stomach and frowned, "I've grown up so much, I haven't seen a beautiful woman with stomach pain yet? Now, I'm going to see it soon."

Hearing what he said, Qiongzi thought to herself: Did he mean me?Said my stomach hurts?

Qiongzi was startled, and suddenly realized: He sent me to the kitchen just now!Did he do something in my glass when I was not in the hall?

Seeing the sneer in this kid's eyes, he must have tampered with me!

No wonder he took so long to drink!They were plotting against me!
When she thought of this, she suddenly felt a pain in her abdomen!
It turned out that the medicine had begun to take effect.

Qiongzi was taken aback, oh my god, he really plotted against her!
The big thing is not good, the dose of medicine I put is too high, the concentration is too high, and, I just took a big sip, this is bad food!
Steal chickens without losing rice, but fishers are dragged into the water by fish!

"Ouch mother..." A sharp pain hit Qiongzi's stomach, Qiongzi clutched her stomach and bent down.

"Hahahaha," Meng Xiaoben clapped his hands and laughed loudly, "Qiong Zi, you are so virtuous. Your husband, I want to see beautiful women and my stomach hurts, so you can show me."

"Ouch, it hurts me to death." Qiong Zi couldn't help screaming.

"Haha, your performance looks so realistic." Meng Xiaoben danced and danced.

"Damn you, you still watch me have fun! Ouch!"

Jiang Qiongzi was sweating from the pain, her body was bowed, her buttocks were raised, and she was half kneeling on the sofa, her appearance was extremely painful and attractive.

"Do you really have a stomachache?" Seeing her posture, Meng Xiaoben felt hot in his heart, pretending to be surprised, but his heart was already very distressed, and he had to hold back on the surface, otherwise, she would see that he cared about her, and she would It will be even more awesome in front of him.

"Who lied to you? It hurts like hell, ouch..." Qiongzi yelled, beads of sweat dripping down her face.

(End of this chapter)