Super Red Packet

Chapter 378

Impatient smoking fierce.Meng Xiaoben puffed on, and exhausted a cigarette in a few strokes.Throwing cigarette butts on the beach.

At this moment, the little turtle slowly crawled over on the beach.

"Turtle!" Lin Yun saw it and screamed.

Meng Xiaoben took a closer look: Oh my god, the little turtle is here!
It's not who it is!Niubi raised his head coquettishly, crawled steadily and unhurriedly, with the air of being the best in the world.

Remembered, remembered!When Meng Xiaoben left Jiangcheng to go to the desert, he said goodbye to the little turtle. The little turtle gave Meng Xiaoben a talisman and told him to burn the talisman when he was in desperate situation, and it would go to help.

Unexpectedly, by coincidence, when Meng Xiaoben was smoking just now, he accidentally burned the talisman.

The little turtle got the information and came right away.

It really is a righteous turtle!
And the tortoise who is so righteous.

"Little tortoise!" Meng Xiaoben rushed over, picked up the little tortoise, and stuck it to his face, kissing and patting, the intimacy was unusual.

"Don't look like this!" The little turtle turned his head to the side, looked at everyone, and asked suspiciously, "Where do these people come from? Why don't I know them?"

"They are all colleagues who came with me to hunt for treasures, Masters outside the Great Wall." Meng Xiaoben introduced them to the little turtle one by one.

The little tortoise frowned and said disdainfully: "No wonder you have sly eyebrows and mouse eyes, your body smells like a rotting corpse. Stay away from me, stay away from me! Don't let me get your bad breath."

Meng Xiaoben said to the three people: "Stay away, my master is not used to the smell of you."

The three of them were greatly stimulated, cursing and looking like they wanted to do something.But seeing Meng Xiaoben's wink, frightened by Meng Xiaoben's power, he dared not back down.

The little tortoise nodded: "That's not bad, the smell is a little less now."

The little turtle looked at Lin Yun again, then at Meng Xiaoben, smiled with an extremely ambiguous expression, and waved to Lin Yun: "This girl, you can come closer to me. I like beautiful women."

The little tortoise kept laughing, not knowing that there was another person who was about to die over there.Therefore, although it was well performed, none of us could enjoy it.

This disappointed the little tortoise, it didn't quite understand, thought it was a joke, sighed in disappointment, and asked: "Apprentice, what's the purpose of inviting me here today?"

"Master," Meng Xiaoben knew that the little tortoise liked to hear him call him master, so he slapped his ass, "My friend is in trouble, you see——"

Meng Xiaoben pointed to the pillar in the middle of the lake, on the spherical object above, Qian Jun was lying on it, bleeding profusely.

The little tortoise glanced at it, and seemed to be indifferent, as if nothing happened, and said to Meng Xiaoben, "It's just such a small matter, and I'm bothering your master? I usually teach you so many special skills, but the cats eat them all?"

Meng Xiaoben was in a hurry, seeing that the little turtle was pretending to be bigger and bigger, wasting time for nothing, and might cost Qian Jun's life, so he had to lower his head and said with a smile on his face: "Master, apprentice is stupid, you old man Hurry up and help the apprentice, the apprentice invites you to the restaurant to eat boiled prawns!"

"It's not far from it. I know how to honor Master." The little turtle shook his head triumphantly, and slowly crawled towards the lake. "Then I'll pay you back, come, come with me."

It crawled one step, and its body doubled in size, and crawled two steps, and it quadrupled in size. The more it climbed, the bigger it became, and finally it became a giant tortoise that was bigger than a millstone.

"Wow—" Everyone applauded.

"Come on." The little turtle turned around and said.

Meng Xiaoben pulled Lin Yun and stood on the back of the little turtle.

The old Yaoying and the three were about to stand up, but they were swept away by the little turtle's tail, and they all made a somersault.The little turtle turned around and scolded: "You three filthy bastards are also worthy of my high-speed train ride? Get out of here and wait here on the shore."

The three knew that the treasures were all in the pillars in the center of the lake, but Meng Xiaoben and Lin Yun got them all, so how could they still have their share?The big deal is to reward them with a little rags.Therefore, when the three of them heard that the little turtle would not let them pass, their eyes were red with anxiety, and they clamored to follow.

"Why don't you let us go there?" Chuanshanlong shouted.

"Mr. Meng, Uncle Meng, please intercede, let us follow!" Zhang Xiu shouted, rushing over to hug Meng Xiaoben's leg.

Meng Xiaoben thought, if we don't bring these three people over there, firstly, it will appear that we are not honest, and secondly, we need help to save Qian Jun there, so he said to the little turtle, "Take the three of them, they are all friends. .”

"Bah! I've never been friends with grave robbers!" The little turtle snorted.

Knowing the little turtle's temper, Meng Xiaoben winked at the three of them and touched their knees with his hands, which meant to tell them to kneel down.

The three of them immediately knelt down in front of the little turtle, kowtowed, and said, "Old ancestor of the turtle, I will bow down to you!"

It was the first time for the little tortoise to hear someone call him Patriarch, and he was so beautiful in his heart, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, and he shook his head and said, "Seeing how pitiful you grandchildren are, let me open your eyes. However, You three bastards can only kneel on it, if anyone refuses to kneel, I will sweep him down into the lake with a tail to feed the fish."

The three of them were overjoyed by the order, they climbed onto the turtle's back one after another and knelt on it.

The little turtle looked back, and Meng Xiaoben and Lin Yun stood on the back of the turtle close to the head. When they blinked, a bad idea came to them: "The ancestor of the turtle has been pure Yang for 500 years, and I have never been close to women. Now the back There is one more beautiful woman who looks like a flower and jade, I can't help it. I'd better invite the beautiful woman to go down."

When Lin Yun heard that she was asked to go down, he was so angry that he stomped on the turtle's back and cursed: "Damn bastard, keep talking nonsense, and I'll shoot you down."

As he spoke, he raised his pistol and pointed it at the little turtle's head.

The little tortoise screamed in fright, retracted its head into the shell, only half of its head was exposed, and screamed: "Apprentice, save me! The witch is going to kill me!"

Lin Yun pointed the little turtle's head with the muzzle of his gun, and shouted: "Scream again, believe it or not, I'll shoot you through your head!"

"Believe it, believe it, I believe it too much. Don't shoot, don't shoot, listen to me. My little turtle has a 500-year pure yang body, and when I met your 5000-year pure yin jade body, pure yang and pure yin intersect , straight sparks, maybe it will be planted in the water. So, please take your feet off my turtle's back."

"Get your feet off? You told me to stand on my hands?" Lin Yun patted the little turtle's head hard.

The little tortoise narrowed his eyes: "Whether you stand on your head or not is not my business. I just care that your feet don't touch my back."

Seeing the smirk on the little turtle's face, Meng Xiaoben understood what the little turtle meant.

"Then what should I do? I can stand on my head, but I can't stand on my back if I stand on your back. If I go to the middle of the lake and you shake me, I will fall and my feet will touch your back. , wouldn’t that be a bad thing? Xiao Ben, think of a way.”

Meng Xiaoben thought, bad ideas can't come out of my mouth, I can only let the little turtle be the bad guy.He happily said to the little turtle: "Master, you have always had a lot of ideas, so you should come up with an idea. I'm at the end of my rope."

(End of this chapter)