Super Red Packet

Chapter 4 Three Elements of Seduction

Meng Xiaoben pushed open the bedroom door, and saw the eldest, second, and third children sitting around watching their mobile phones.

Seeing the sound of pushing the door, the three of them turned around.

"Meng Xiaoben, it's you!" The three shouted in unison.

Then, six gazes, like searching for a light, hit him directly.

What a strange, weird look in his eyes, as if he saw a ghost in broad daylight: unbelievable eyes.

"What are you looking at me for?" Meng Xiaoben frowned, "Could it be that my face has flowers?"

The three of them were still silent, their gazes were like torches, and they continued to burn on Meng Xiao himself.

Meng Xiaoben threw his schoolbag on the bed and was about to lie down on the bed when Huang Shanbao stopped him: "I have something to ask you."

The three people came around and formed a semicircle, enclosing Meng Xiaoben in the center of the circle.

"Fart, let go!" Meng Xiaoben slapped Huang Shanbao's hand open.

"Fourth, do we need the three of us to bow down?" Huang Shanbao's words were unexpected and sounded strange.

"Kneel down to me?" Meng Xiaoben was taken aback when he heard it, and immediately understood: these single dogs, with their sharp noses, must be about me and Jiang Qiongzi, they smelled it.

"Stop pretending, everyone in the school group has gone crazy." The youngest, Niu Yuanfang, had a vicious look on his face.

"Turn a fork?"

Ma Bo showed his phone: "Fourth brother, is this you?"

In the picture, a boy, carrying a beautiful woman on his back, is walking on the tree-lined road in front of the Department of Mechanical Engineering.

"Damn, it's a penalty thing, and it's also on the net?" Pretending to be aggressive is a must, Meng Xiaoben is extremely happy in his heart, but his face is calm.

"What's wrong with the ball?" Huang Shanbao was very excited, "You took the goddess into your basket!"

"Tell me quickly, what are your dirty tricks?" Ma Bo had a look of envy and hatred.

Meng Xiaoben sat down on the bed, smiling mysteriously, "I really want to hear it? Open a bottle of mineral water for me, I'm thirsty."

Niu Yuanfang turned around and picked up a bottle of water, opened the lid and handed it over.

Meng Xiaoben took a sip slowly, and said slowly: "Nothing happened. It's very simple, she fell and injured, I was not afraid to touch the porcelain, and carried her to the clinic. The lecture is over."

"It's that simple?" Huang Shanbao asked suspiciously.

"That's the truth." Meng Xiaoben remained calm.

"Lie! Super lie! How did you get the lip marks around your mouth?"

lip prints?This, Meng Xiaoben did not expect.Could it be that when the word "Lu" was formed, her lip print "come here for a visit"?
He stood up hastily and rushed to the mirror.

Emma, ​​what an honor!
Sure enough, a red lip print was clearly printed on the chin.

Meng Xiaoben pulled a piece of toilet paper, dipped it in water, faced the mirror, wiped off the lip marks with great reluctance, threw away the toilet paper ball, sat back on the bed, rested his chin on his hands, and made a painful gesture: "Misfortunes never come singly. The morning math test Shit, I was deprived of my first kiss in the afternoon, shouldn't you invite me to lick it and comfort me?"

"Damn it! You're the best at acting!" Huang Shanbao yelled.

"Brother, second brother adores you to death!" Ma Bo cupped his fists, bowed and bowed, with a very pious expression, "Quickly teach second brother, what are the secrets of picking up girls?"

"Secret striata?" Meng Xiaoben was amused, Mom, it looks like someone paid for the skewers tonight.

"Yes, you must have a secret, otherwise you wouldn't be able to knock down the school girl so easily." Huang Shanbao rolled his eyes jealously, wishing he could eat Meng Xiaoben.

"All three of you want to hear it?" Meng Xiaoben laughed.

"Nonsense! Tell me quickly." Niu Yuanfang was obviously in a hurry.

"Okay then, I'll treat guests tonight, and the three of you will sign the bill."

Ma Bo took out his wallet and showed a few photos of Grandpa Mao, "I beg you, tell me quickly, cheapskate."

Hey, the treat turned into a treat in an instant, hehe, I have to make up something to bluff these three animals.

Meng Xiaoben thought for a while, with a reluctant expression on his face: "This is the exclusive trick I summed up. For the sake of brothers, I will give it to you. There are three elements in picking up girls: boldness, thickness, and fierceness. Boldness, Dare to think, there is no woman in the world who can't make love; thick-skinned, stalking, there is no woman who does not surrender; fierce, directly take it down, without discussing it, you discuss it with her, it is tantamount to torturing her. It's over."

"What paralyzing secret striata, I've heard it before." Huang Shanbao cursed, extremely disappointed.

"Have you heard of it? Have you ever done it?" Meng Xiaoben asked loudly.

Huang Shanbao was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and laughed aloud: "That's right, it's pure nonsense to just talk and not practice."

Niu Yuanfang was eager to try, with a yearning expression: "Tomorrow, I will try, and none of you will rob me. Banhua Liu Jiani, I must win!"

Ma Bo raised his hand, "Let's go, let's get some skewers. Fourth brother treats me, and I'll pay. Damn it, I'll hang out with fourth child from now on."

The four buddies came to the barbecue street in front of the school, ordered a case of beer and a few catties of meat skewers, and made a fuss until midnight before quietly jumping over the wall and returning to the dormitory.

Back in the dormitory, after a while, several animals were snoring.

Hey, you are asleep, I just started grabbing red envelopes.

Meng Xiaoben turned on his mobile phone under the covers and entered the Three Kingdoms red envelope group.

The chat in the group was full of joy, and the screen swiped screen after screen.

Wait, wait, wait for half an hour, but there is no red envelope.

Suddenly, Diao Chan, who had been silent tonight, spoke:

"Diao Chan: (yawning emoji) I waited in the middle of the night, but there was no red envelope, so I went to sleep."

"Xiao Qiao: I hate you the most for diving and waiting for red envelopes. There is no group virtue at all."

"Diao Chan: You are not waiting for a red envelope, why are you here? If you have money, send one! (Disgusting expression)"

"Xiao Qiao: Do ​​you think I can't afford it? I went on a trip to Java a few days ago, and when I got back, I didn't send any money in my card. I'll ask an expert to send one for me. Yu Shenxian!"

"Yu Ji: The poor are coming."

Meng Xiaoben has read the 86 version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Yu Ji is a famous Yu Taoist in Jiangdong, nicknamed Yu Shenxian, who possesses supernatural powers, heals diseases for the public, has millions of fans, and is a pure ashes master.

"Xiao Qiao: The Nong's family has no money in the card today, so you can send one on behalf of the Nong's family. One day, Zhou Lang will send someone to send you a big red carp from Poyang Lake."

"Yu Ji: Pindao hasn't been dizzy for many years, let's avoid it. Just go to your house to listen to a play someday."

"Little Qiao: It's a deal."

"Yu Ji: OK. Look at the red envelope."

Meng Xiaoben stared at the screen nervously.

The red envelope appeared.

One point, gone.

"Zhao Yun: Hahahaha, I snatched Lao Yu's red envelope! Guess what's inside?"

"Diao Chan: (Three jealous expressions) Yu Shenxian has been practicing medicine in Jiangdong for many years, earning a lot of money, the red envelope must be very thick."

"Zhao Yun: No! Lao Yu included a pair of skin rejuvenating cream in the red envelope, and gave it to my wife to enjoy when I go home. Haha."

Meng Xiaoben clicked his tongue twice.

If this lazy skin ointment is given to Jiang Qiongzi, it will surely win her heart.

It's a pity, it's a pity, I blame my hands for being too slow, the gang of geniuses in the group are all masters!

Wait, don't wait for a red envelope tonight, don't sleep.

"Diao Chan: Brother Zilong, give me the lazy skin ointment."

"Zhao Yun: For you? What will you give me? I want you to sleep with me, will you agree? Haha..."

"Diao Chan: Alas, a martial artist who has not studied, even if he can't do it, he can't get up to the 1-year grade."

"Yu Ji: Diao Chan, don't be sad, I'll post another one, try your luck."

As soon as the words fell, a red envelope fell from the sky.

Perhaps no one expected that Yu Ji would send out the red envelope less than a second after he finished speaking.

But Meng Xiaoben was already prepared, and his fingers were like lightning.

The red envelope is here!

Thank you Old Immortal Yu, I got it!

So cool! ! !

(End of this chapter)