Super Red Packet

Chapter 451

"Yeah, it's Deputy Director Pang coming! I haven't noticed yet. I thought it was some class naughty ghost who came to our class to watch the fun. I didn't expect it to be Deputy Director Pang." Meng Xiaoben said "Deputy Director Pang" ", but deliberately said the word "deputy" a little bit more heavily, which made Deputy Director Pang very uncomfortable.

Deputy Director Pang closed his eyes for a moment, looked at Meng Xiaoben with contempt, and asked in a deep voice, "Are you Meng Xiaoben?"

Meng Xiaoben smiled: "Deputy Director Meng, you don't know me anymore? No wonder you forget things so much."

Meng Xiaoben said that he "the nobleman often forgets things", which is obviously ridiculing him.Deputy Director Pang felt that he had to make a move, and if he didn't make any more moves, he would be devalued by this kid. After the word spread among the students, I, Director Pang, lost his prestige.

"You," Deputy Director Pang deliberately paused, and then continued, "You, do you know the student management regulations?"

Meng Xiaoben shook his head and spread his hands: "I won't tell you."

"Hee hee hee..." There was suppressed laughter in the classroom, but still no one opened their mouths, they just made a sound with guttural voice.

Deputy Director Pang knew how powerful Meng Xiaoben was, but this time he was full of courage: Since you, Meng Xiaoben, refused to bow, I just took advantage of your current attitude to expel you directly, so as not to antagonize me in the department Son.

"The student management regulations stipulate that if you are absent from class for ten days without reason, you will be ordered to withdraw from school. Do the math, how many days have you been absent from class?" Deputy Director Pang asked in a complacent manner, his eyes were absolutely condescending, like a butcher facing the imminent Like a lamb being slaughtered: your life is in my hands, kneel down, and after kneeling down, I will decide your life or death.

Meng Xiaoben looked at Deputy Director Pang's face, and suddenly felt a great dislike for authority in his heart: What kind of bastard are you?Just because you are sitting on the chair of the department, you can coax me?

Meng Xiaoben squinted at Jiao Dangwu again, and cursed in his heart: And you, what are you?How much did you spend to get into college?What are you pretending to do with me?I don't regard you as a teacher at all, but as a small businessman who spends money to buy a position.

However, I, Meng Xiaoben, really don't need to be angry with these two little people, let's see how they perform.Meng Xiaoben had a good time and said easily, "Deputy Director, you don't even know that I've been absent from class for a few days, what are you messing around here?"

"You, you have been absent from school for a month!" Deputy Director Pang pointed at Meng Xiaoben, spitting all over his mouth.

"Since you know that I've been absent from class for a month, why are you asking me? I thought you didn't know. Hee hee." Meng Xiaoben put his hands in his pockets, stood up, and walked up and down the aisle, pretending to watch and said: "You, head teacher, when will this class end? I still have work to do, so I don't have time to play with you."

"Hahahaha, Meng Xiaoben, don't play with me! In the mechanical department, my old Pang has the final say. No matter how awesome you are, you have to bow your head. I warn you, conduct a review in the class immediately, and then study in the department. , According to your review attitude, whether to expel you. Did you hear me clearly?" Deputy Director Pang knew that only this trump card could suppress Meng Xiaoben.

Meng Xiaoben pretended to be afraid, bowed his head in silence, and kicked the concrete floor with his toes.

When Deputy Director Pang saw it, he thought that Meng Xiaoben had given in, so he turned around and said to Jiao Dangwu, "You, preside over it, tell him to review immediately, and I will sit here and listen to see how his attitude is and whether the review is profound. If it is not profound, I will fire him immediately."

Like Deputy Director Pang, Jiao Dangwu really thought that Meng Xiaoben had softened, and her voice immediately brightened: "Meng Xiaoben, you, come to the podium."

Meng Xiaoben pretended to be extremely reluctant, and walked to the podium step by step.

"Let's start, the review must be profound, I have touched the depths of the soul." Jiao Dangwu said with a finger.

Meng Xiaoben still put his hands in his pockets and looked at the ceiling. After a while, he pointed to Jiao Dangwu and Deputy Director Pang: "Both of you, sit down for me, I'm going to start the lecture."

Deputy Director Pang frowned, and just about to have an attack, Ma Bo saw that the situation was not good, so he hurried forward, pulled two chairs, and put them in front of Jiao Dangwu and Deputy Director Pang: "Director, head teacher, Meng Xiaoben's It means, in case you are tired, you should just sit and listen to his review."

The two sat down slowly.

Meng Xiaoben coughed, "Today, I am honored to stand on this podium to communicate with you—"

"It's a review, not an exchange!" Jiao Dangwu shouted.

"Quiet, quiet!" Meng Xiaoben opened his hands and pressed down, "When I speak, I don't like others to interrupt. Now, I will review my serious mistakes and review them. However, Before I do my review, I have a small request for Deputy Director Pang's approval."

"Speak quickly." Deputy Director Pang crossed his legs.

"My request is, Deputy Director Pang, you must have a correct sitting posture. Now you are crossing your legs, you look very undignified, and you cannot be a teacher. So, please put your legs down and set an example for your classmates."

Deputy Director Pang was stunned: Is this Meng Xiaoben talking about me?

"Deputy Director Pang, let me remind you again, the sitting posture! The sitting posture is wrong." Meng Xiaoben looked at Deputy Director Pang and said with a smile.

Deputy Director Pang was completely enraged this time. He jumped up from the chair, turned around, kicked the chair and hit the wall.The chair was originally old, but he kicked it and dropped it, and it fell apart.

Meng Xiaoben frowned: "Deputy Director Pang, do you know? Protecting public property is everyone's responsibility. Why didn't you remember the slogan of elementary school education? Are you an NC?"

Deputy Director Pang's eyes were bloodshot, and he yelled, "Meng Xiaoben, you've turned your back on you!"

Shouting, he rushed towards the podium, grabbed Meng Xiaoben's clothes, and tried to tear him off the podium.

Meng Xiaoben stood motionless like a pine tree, and Deputy Director Pang shook the tree like a mayfly. He exerted great strength, but Meng Xiaoben remained motionless.

Meng Xiaoben touched the controlling monarch and minister on his neck with a smile, and said to himself: Lao Pang, fart me, a loud fart!
Just two seconds after I finished thinking, I heard a loud "pound" coming from Deputy Director Pang's pants.

Then, a bad smell came out.

Jiao Dangwu was standing half a meter behind Deputy Director Pang, and was forced to take two steps back by the fart, covered his nose, rushed to the corner, and when he reached the trash can, he bowed his head in embarrassment.

"Smelly smelly smelly!" Meng Xiaoben covered his nose, "Deputy Director Pang, you are too uncivilized. How can you speak up like that in front of so many classmates?"

The classroom was already full of laughter.

Deputy Director Pang is really a dog and a dog, and he is not shy. Da Luobo's face is neither red nor white, and he yells at Meng Xiaoben: "Okay, boy, just wait, if I don't fire you today, my surname will not be Pang! "

Meng Xiaoben folded his hands in front of his chest, and said cheerfully, "Whatever, I'll wait for you to kneel down and deliver the notice of expulsion to me."

Deputy Director Pang took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Principal Lei?... It's me, Principal Lei. The Meng Xiaoben in our department is too bad. He was absent from class for a month. Not only did he not criticize him, he even insulted the teacher... Yes, the impact is too bad...Okay, I'll wait."

(End of this chapter)