Super Red Packet

Chapter 463
"Well, I have a few pieces at home, which are exactly the same, only twice as big as this one." Meng Xiaoben grinned.

Meng Xiaoben knew that the negative effect of bragging is always smaller than the positive effect.This is a universal truth.

"You have them too?" Mr. Jiao didn't believe it at all.

"My ancestors were Hua Tuo's closed disciples. Hua Tuo got a few lion stones from Wei Guo, and later passed them on to my ancestors, and they have been kept until now." Meng Xiaoben said lightly.

The old man froze for a moment, shook his hand, and the lion's stone in his hand almost fell to the ground!

This kid is a god!
This kind of African lion stone was originally difficult to find, and even fewer could be transported to China. In the past, only the royal ministers of the imperial court were sick, and the emperor specially approved the use of lion stones as medicine.Unexpectedly, the boy in front of him recognized him immediately.

Moreover, there are several pieces in his family, which are bigger than this one? !
The old man couldn't help but be in awe.

Meng Xiaoben turned back to Jiao Dangwu and said with a smile: "Mr. Jiao Da, your speech is unpleasant and your voice is high-pitched, which is obviously caused by excessive anger and impatience. I suggest you use lion stones for half a dollar, and long worms boil the rhizomes for two taels. Water, take it after getting up every day, and the illness will be cured in three days. Your anger is gone, it is the blessing of our whole class! Otherwise, you will be fined every day, and you will train people every day. How can we live?"

The old man was stunned: Meng Xiaoben actually remembered the medicinal functions of lion stones so clearly, and the most important thing was that he didn't need a pulse signal, and he clearly stated the cause of his granddaughter's disease with just a "look" in his sight, hearing and questioning.The old man has already seen that his granddaughter is too angry, and wants to use lion stones as medicine.But the granddaughter didn't want to drink traditional Chinese medicine even if she was killed, let alone drink any stones. She said that she would vomit just thinking about it.This prescription is a secret recipe of the palace, and the folk Chinese medicine practitioners don't know it at all. Why is this Meng Xiaoben so fluent and so rare?

Jiao Dangwu was "rebuked" by Meng Xiaoben for a while, and she became angry from embarrassment, and shouted: "Meng Xiaoben, whether I am angry or not is none of your business! You wait, from today onwards, I will roll call every night for self-study, and you are late and absent from class , I will write it all down for you, and if you have enough points, I will expel you directly!"

Meng Xiaoben widened his eyes, looked Jiao Dangwu up and down, and asked with a strange look: "The leadership team of Jiangcheng University has changed? When did the principal of Jiao University come? Oh, you mentioned the principal? Why don't you treat me?"

"I'm not the principal, why should I invite you?"

"I'm not the principal, how can I be expelled? Moreover, he said brazenly, 'expulsion directly'. What a yawning African lion, what a big tone!"

"You, you, you," Jiao Dangwu pointed at Meng Xiaoben, unable to speak, turned around and rushed out the door, slamming the door hard.

The old man couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw that his granddaughter and Meng Xiaoben were having fun fighting each other.

However, after Jiao Dangwu ran out for a while, she pushed the door open again and came in again.

"Grandpa, there is someone outside asking for a doctor."

The old man and Meng Xiaoben went out, saw a thin man standing in the medicine hall, and said respectfully: "Old Doctor Jiao, our president's old illness has relapsed, please take a look at it, Old Man Jiao."

When Mr. Jiao heard this, he turned around and said to Jiao Dangwu, "Take my medicine bag!"

Meng Xiaoben saw that he had nothing to do, and was about to leave, but Mr. Jiao stopped him with his hand: "Xiaoben, come with me too!"

Mr. Jiao wanted to bring Meng Xiaoben with him.First, he likes being with this young man, and second, he also wants to take this opportunity to test Meng Xiaoben's actual clinical skills in medicine.

The thin man took a deep look at Meng Xiaoben, and Meng Xiaoben's eyes happened to fall on the thin man's face, the two looked at each other, and they were immediately taken aback.

Isn't this the subordinate of the general manager Liu Qiang whom he met when he was having dinner at the Modu Hotel that day?At that time, Meng Xiaoben sprayed the thin man with soup all over his face, making him embarrassing and big.

Of course the thin man recognized Meng Xiaoben.Of course, the thin man holds a grudge against those who teased him, and he will not forget it easily.

"It's you?" The thin man said softly.But he immediately realized that he was here to invite Mr. Jiao today. If he and Meng Xiaoben became stiff and Mr. Jiao didn't go to see the doctor, then General Manager Liu Qiang would blame him.So, after the thin man yelled, he immediately shut up and stopped talking.

Meng Xiaoben smiled and nodded at the thin man, got into the car and sat in the back row.

Jiao Dangwu ran out with the medicine box and helped grandpa get into the car.

Jiao Dangwu originally wanted to help his grandfather into the back row, but unexpectedly, Mr. Jiao deliberately sat in the front passenger seat, so Jiao Dangwu had no choice but to sit in the back row with Meng Xiaoben.

After the car drove away, Meng Xiaoben leaned against Jiao Dangwu.

Jiao Dangwu moved her body to the side.

Meng Xiaoben took out the dried fish fillet, chewed it, and said in a low voice: "It's delicious. All the students in the class have tasted it, but a certain teacher has never tasted it. Teacher, put on airs, and you will suffer for your face. If you want to eat it, you can eat it." I dare not reach out for it, it's too sad, too sad."

Jiao Dangwu was ridiculed, and retorted: "Grandpa, are you visiting Mr. Liu's house today?"

"Yes."

"Mr. Liu's house is not a place where idlers can go. Some people don't know what to do and follow them. This is too inappropriate. Mr. Liu will be angry. Grandpa, why don't you drive him out of the car?"

The old man turned his head and said with a smile: "My granddaughter has the final say. My granddaughter will drive whoever gets off the bus! Granddaughter, hurry up."

When the thin man heard it, haha, it turns out that this man surnamed Meng is an unwelcome person.The skinny man became more courageous, and also made fun of Meng Xiaoben: "Some people, you can't do anything with them, they just want to climb high. We, Mr. Liu, hate this kind of people the most. We lean on them whenever we get the chance. Can't drive away."

Meng Xiaoben thought to himself: Slender man, last time you were bored enough, did you heal your scar and forget the pain?Well, I'll tell you to have a longer memory.

Meng Xiaoben thought about it, touched the ruler and minister, and said to himself: Slender man, you burp me 100 times, louder.

Just after thinking about it, the thin man stretched his neck, "Dog!" and hiccupped loudly.

The thin man coughed, trying to suppress the hiccup, but unexpectedly, "Dog!", there was another hiccup, louder than the previous one.

Then, every five or six seconds, there was a hiccup, which couldn't be stopped at all.

Meng Xiaoben smiled slowly: "Old Master Jiao, I remember the medical book said that hiccups are caused by the combination of rotten food gas and bad gas in the heart. The two gases produce a chemical reaction and form methane gas. I have an excellent cure. son."

When Mr. Jiao heard this, he wanted to learn Meng Xiaoben's prescription, so he hurriedly said, "Tell the driver about that prescription."

Meng Xiaoben said: "Slender driver, I will give you a prescription for free: roast chicken gold, drink it with boy's urine, and it will be ready in a quarter of an hour. It is very effective."

The thin man remained silent, Jiao Dangwu asked: "What is chicken gold?"

Mr. Jiao sighed, "Oh, Xiaowu, it's time for you to learn some Chinese medicine. You don't even know chicken gold? Chicken gold is chicken dung, which can be used as medicine when it is dried."

Jiao Dangwu thought for a while, and suddenly she couldn't breathe with joy: "Hahaha, driver, this Doctor Meng made you eat/shit and drink urine."

(End of this chapter)