Super Red Packet

Chapter 471 The Smiling Dog

Just as the little tortoise finished speaking, another little tortoise jumped up from under the table, swung its claws, knocked the former to the ground with a slap, and cursed: "Damn double, get out of here! You pretend to understand if you don’t understand, and you’re here to bully me! Thanks to Meng Xiaoben who knows you’re a stand-in, if Meng Xiaoben didn’t know, you would have thought that I, little turtle, have no knowledge, and you are Li Gui who met Li Kui today.”

When Meng Xiaoben saw it, he felt that this latecomer was real. He immediately stretched out his hand, hugged the little tortoise in his hand, patted his tortoise shell, and said: "A substitute is a substitute after all, and he really doesn't have much knowledge. Hurry up." Tell him to fuck off."

As Meng Xiaoben said, he stretched out his hand and erased the word "Little Turtle" on the table, and the substitute of Little Turtle disappeared immediately.

"Hmph, thanks to my early arrival, if I come a little later, my name will really be insulted by that substitute." The little turtle said angrily.

"Exactly. In terms of knowledge, of course you are number one in the world." Meng Xiaoben patted the turtle's shell and asked modestly, "Tell me what quantum entanglement is?"

The little tortoise raised his head and asked coquettishly: "It's really overkill for you to ask me such a simple question. It's like you are asking an academician of the Academy of Sciences, 'What is 1 1 equal to?' So I refuse to answer you Such a brain-dead question. As your master, I once again give you a serious verbal warning: Ask me questions in the future, and your questions must be level, deep, and high-level. The most fundamental thing is to know what you are facing. Who is it? Got it?"

Meng Xiaoben raised his hand and pushed the little turtle off the table to the floor, and scolded with a smile: "Get out of here! Why are you pretending to be garlic with me?"

While rubbing his sore buttocks, the little tortoise cursed bitterly: "The villain! The villain!" Then he got into the floor and fell asleep.

Meng Xiaoben saw that it was almost midnight, he yawned, went back upstairs, climbed into Yifei's bed and fell asleep.

The next morning, just after dinner, Meng Xiaoben wanted to drive to the provincial capital to visit Qi Sisi.After more than a month of separation, Meng Xiaoben misses her a little bit and cares a little bit about the child in her womb.

However, as soon as Meng Xiaoben started the car, Jiao Dangwu called, and the voice was still angry: "Meng Xiaoben, I warn you, you didn't show up for the self-study roll call this morning, it seems that you want to continue to cut classes !"

"What's the matter with absenteeism? Attending class is my hobby, and absenteeism is my duty." Meng Xiaoben eagerly wanted to see Qi Sisi, but he didn't expect that Jiao Dangwu's friend disturbed his mood, and Meng Xiaoben replied angrily. gave her a word.

Jiao Dangwu cursed: "Meng Xiaoben, you are shameless. I called you and asked you to come to class. I am responsible to you. Don't treat your kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. Let me remind you: this afternoon's theory Do you want to take the mid-semester exam?"

When Meng Xiaoben heard this, he hesitated: the teacher of theoretical mechanics has always been known for being "steady, precise and ruthless".He seems to have an addiction, and he likes to catch students failing.Seeing the painful appearance of students failing in grades, he will get great psychological satisfaction.Every midterm exam, final exam, and even the usual quiz has become a great joy in his life.This teacher of theoretical mechanics has one of the biggest characteristics, which can be summed up in [-] words: They just don’t accept gifts, they just want to arrest you, and there is no discussion about arresting you, and no discussion about hanging up.

Perhaps this guy had never been an official in his previous life, but unfortunately he became a schoolteacher again in this life. He was unwilling to get a job as an official, so he used the little right of the exam to the extreme, making the students half-dead.

The most hateful thing is that this guy always has a smile on his face. If you do not do well in the exam, go to him. He will smile and teach you earnestly. You must study hard and learn your skills well so that you can be successful in the future and become a useful talent for the country. .

What he said inside and outside, was all for the sake of the students.So the students nicknamed him Smiling Dog behind his back.There are many students who stumbled in the subject of theoretical mechanics and failed until they graduated. After four years of hard work, they did not get their graduation certificates. Their parents lost their hard-earned money and their students' futures were ruined.

Meng Xiaoben suddenly became worried: If I fall into his hands, I'm afraid it will be bad!Although the secretary and the principal gave me the green light, I am afraid I will stumble when I encounter the old dog stumbling block of theoretical mechanics.I heard that this guy is a dead-headed, stubborn old man, and it may not be effective if the school leaders say hello to him.Even if the provincial director of education comes, the right to pass or fail is still in the hands of the old dog.

If I miss the exam today, it will definitely be troublesome in the future.Forget it, forget it!As the saying goes, students don't fight with the teacher, I'd better take his midterm exam, give him some face!
Meng Xiaoben turned the car around and drove towards Jiangcheng University helplessly.

When I came to the class, I found that there was no sound in the classroom, and everyone was immersed in writing and reading.Meng Xiaoben looked at everyone's desks: all of them are theoretical mechanics.It seems that everyone is afraid of the mid-term exam of theoretical mechanics that is coming in the afternoon.

In fact, it was Meng Xiaoben who should be most afraid.For the subject of theoretical mechanics, Meng Xiaoben didn't take a single class. He didn't even know where it was covered, and it was not easy to pass it.

Meng Xiaoben quietly asked Niu Yuanfang: "Did you talk about the review questions?"

Niu Yuanfang tilted his nose and looked at Meng Xiaoben as if he was looking at a monster, "Are you really stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid with me? Every time the theoretical mechanics teacher catches students who fail, the score exceeds 70??? If you explain in advance Review questions, can there be so many failures?"

Meng Xiaoben felt a little embarrassed, reluctantly opened the book, and glanced at it a few times.But seeing the clouds and mist, I didn't have a clue at all, so I had no choice but to put down the book, walk out of the classroom, and smoke in the corridor.

Huang Shanbao and Niu Yuanfang followed out, asked Meng Xiaoben for a cigarette, and the three of them smoked together.

Huang Shanbao said cursingly: "My hometown told me that this old dog taught their class of theoretical mechanics last year. There were 35 students in the class, and four of them passed the test. These four were all good-looking female students."

"Why?" Meng Xiaoben asked blankly.

Huang Shanbao gave Meng Xiaoben a sideways look, "Is there even a need to ask? She likes good-looking female students, so she revealed the question to them in advance."

Meng Xiaoben had an idea and asked Niu Yuanfang: "How is your relationship with Liu Jiani recently? Have you started?"

Niu Yuanfang sighed and shook his head: "No progress, no progress, she doesn't talk to me at all, it's all your fault!"

Meng Xiaoben became angry, "You blame me for fucking! Is it related to me with a dime?"

"Why not! Liu Juan in their dormitory told me that Liu Jiani once said that she would never marry Meng Xiaoben in her life. Listen, listen to this, do I still have a joke?"

Meng Xiaoben felt disgusted, thinking of Liu Jiani's sacrifice to him in the dormitory that night, he couldn't help but feel sick: she is such a lowly woman, I was almost sent to prison by her, and she wanted to marry me in a whimsical way , are you not afraid that I will give her chronic poison after marriage?
A joke, a big joke.

(End of this chapter)