Super Red Packet
Chapter 568
Chapter 568
How could this happen to me?Last night, two cattle thieves were caught in the institute, both of whom were fresh meat. I played with them all night, popping two chrysanthemums at the same time.Looking back now, did you play too much last night, and today your mind is not clear, and you have hallucinations?
The sheriff has lost the chain now: making a fool of himself in front of such villagers.
Where is the dignity in the future?
The more the police chief thought about it, the angrier he became, and he concentrated all his hatred on Meng Xiaoben. He jumped up, pointed at Meng Xiaoben and cursed: "Boy, if I don't peel your skin today, I will take my own police skin." !"
As he said that, the police chief shouted at a group of policemen behind him: "Come together, take this kid down, take him to the prison and torture him."
When a dozen policemen heard this, they immediately turned up their batons and rushed towards Meng Xiaoben.
Meng Xiaoben waved his hand, and a wave of infinite profound energy came out from his cuff, forming an invisible gust of wind.
Blown by the wind, more than a dozen policemen fell to the ground one after another like leaves, and the batons in their hands drew arcs in the air and flew into the distance one after another.
The sheriff was taken aback: as soon as the kid waved his hand, all the policemen fell to the ground.He didn't even bother to slap, he just waved his hand.
This one in front of me is extremely skilled!What kind of skill is this?Which way?
The sheriff couldn't help feeling frightened.
But he was the sheriff after all, and he couldn't lose to a boy from out of town. He thought to himself: I'll go back to the car to get the long gun.There are several fully automatic rifles on board.
No matter how powerful you are, if I hit a single bullet from my fully automatic rifle, won't you still turn into briquettes?
The sheriff galloped to the police car.
He ran to the police car and was about to open the door of the police car when a hand grabbed his shoulder from behind!
"Who? Fucking courteous death, drag me?"
The sheriff cursed, and when he looked back, the person standing in front of him was none other than the chief of the County Public Security Bureau!
what happened?This small case actually alarmed the head of the County Public Security Bureau.
It turned out that when the sheriff was confronting Meng Xiaoben just now, the chief of the County Public Security Bureau came quietly with someone.
The director received a call from his superior, asking him to go to Yejia Village immediately to meet an important person named Meng Xiaoben.When he arrived, everyone was watching Meng Xiaoben fighting with the police chief. After the chief got out of the car, he was more interested and watched the excitement under the big tree for a while.Now seeing that the sheriff wanted to go back to the car to get the gun, the chief had no choice but to act.
"You fucking hit people with an automatic rifle? What if you accidentally injured a crowd?" the director scolded.
The police chief accidentally scolded the chief just now, he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, and hurriedly bowed his head and confessed: "Captain, I was wrong, I was wrong... But, that kid was too rampant, he knocked down our brother, you see, everyone Lying there unable to get up."
The chief turned around and walked towards this side. The sheriff followed behind him like a dog, and he pointed at Meng Xiaoben as he walked: "My surname is Meng, this time your doomsday has come."
The chief stopped and turned to look at the sheriff.
The sheriff didn't understand what the director meant, so he said with a smile, "The director——"
The chief suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed the sheriff by the collar, and without any explanation, slapped the sheriff a few times with big slaps.
It's really crispy!The sheriff's face suddenly deformed.
The sheriff was stunned for a moment, with nosebleeds on his face, and asked, "What's going on, Chief? Why did you hit me! I'm here to catch criminals, and it's him, the kid standing in front of me." , he injured the brothers, some had broken arms and went to the hospital, some had their ears pierced, and the branch secretary's tooth was knocked out... It's too crazy, Chief, just now you're here to arrest this kid Wake up, at least ten years in prison!"
The director flew up and kicked the sheriff in the stomach, cursing: "I took off your police skin!"
The sheriff was hit hard, clutched his stomach, fell to the ground, bent over and struggled on the ground, and couldn't get up again.
The director looked at Meng Xiaoben and asked softly, "Sir, are you Meng Xiaoben?"
Meng Xiaoben nodded and said, "I am Meng Xiaoben."
"Welcome, welcome, and welcome the chief to come to our county for inspection!" The director smiled brightly.
The chief turned around again, dragged the sheriff up from the ground, and kicked him on the knee. The sheriff couldn't bear the pain, and knelt on the ground at once. The chief held the sheriff's neck and straightened his head. Pressing down on the ground, he shouted, "Quickly apologize to Chief Meng!"
The sheriff looked up at the chief, and said aggrievedly, "I want to apologize to him, chief, he is a criminal!"
The chief raised his hand, bowed left and right, and hit the sheriff hard on the face with two big ear blows, "Are you blind? The Chief Meng you see in front of you is my master, not only your master, It's my grandfather too! Even the county magistrate will call him..."
The director suddenly realized that he had slipped his tongue and stopped immediately.
Hearing that the chief said that he had seen the Lord, the sheriff had no choice but to kowtow to Meng Xiaoben twice and said, "Mr. If you grow cabbage in the garden, you will spare the villain this time."
The director turned around and saw Ye Huangliang who was stupefied. He rushed over and slapped Ye Huangliang more than a dozen times in a row.
Facing the director's punishment, Ye Huangliang didn't dare to dodge at all.If the director hadn't taken care of his affairs in the county, he would have been shot in jail long ago.
So, when the chief beat him, he didn't move, his face was red and swollen, like two big steamed buns, and he lowered his head slightly.
After the beating, the director grabbed Ye Huangliang by the collar, pulled him in front of Meng Xiaoben, and said to Meng Xiaoben: "Chief, I'm very sorry! I'll leave these two scumbags to you! If you want to fight and kill, It's up to you to punish."
Meng Xiaoben looked at the two pigs kneeling on the ground, lifted his feet, put the leather shoes on the sheriff's shoulders, kicked them lightly, and said with a smile: "Don't bully the people in the future, and enforce the law according to the law. If you act recklessly, I will You're welcome."
The police chief hurriedly said: "The villain understands, the villain understands, you must remember the chief's teachings, you must remember."
The police chief was completely convinced this time: the chief calls him a master, so what am I?Calling the grandfather may not necessarily respond.
Although Meng Xiaoben wanted to torture Ye Huangliang, he suddenly thought: This kid, I will send him to hell, so I won’t torture him now. After sending him to hell, I will call the evil spirits to execute him, so as not to dirty my body. hand.
Meng Xiaoben smiled at the director: "They are all under the director. Since they know their mistakes and can correct them, let's spare them this time and don't deal with them. But the two of them disturbed my engagement banquet today. I don’t care about it, it just spoils the happiness of the folks, it’s very bad, so I’ll punish them both to keep the ground clean.”
Hearing this, the director raised his foot, kicked each of the two people's buttocks twice, and cursed: "Thank you, chief!"
The two hurriedly kowtowed to Meng Xiaoben twice, and said repeatedly throughout the day: "Thank you, Chief Meng, for your kindness, and thank you, Chief Meng, for your kindness."
The two got up, ran over in a hurry, picked up the broom in the corner, and cleaned up the leftovers that were spilled on the ground.
Two of Ye Huangliang's little brothers came to help, and the director shouted loudly: "Stand aside, I need these two idiots to clean up by themselves today."
Little by little, the two of them swept the ground very clean, then came over, lowered their heads and asked Meng Xiaoben: "Chief Meng, do you think this is okay?"
Meng Xiaoben waved his hand impatiently: "Go, go, don't let me see you in the future!"
When the two heard Meng Xiaoben let them go, they were relieved, turned around and ran away.
Seeing that the matter had been dealt with, the director came over to shake hands with Meng Xiaoben to say goodbye, and then took people back to the county.
Meng Xiaoben picked up the red envelopes on the table, and said to everyone: "Everyone line up well, don't mess up. If you don't line up well, I won't give out red envelopes."
The villagers were very obedient, and immediately formed a long line, as if they were receiving relief supplies, with reverent smiles on their faces.Some people commented: "Unexpectedly, Ye Lan's fiancé is really rich!"
"Ye Lan's family has really turned around!"
Meng Xiaoben sent everyone a red envelope, and the villagers dispersed happily.
Meng Xiaoben said to the village chief: "Village chief, I borrowed your precious land to hold an engagement banquet today. Several members of the village committee are here today, and they are very respectful to me. Therefore, these friends, I It's settled. I have an idea, I wonder if you will appreciate it?"
The village head and several village committee members hurriedly asked for instructions.
"We're just in this hotel, how about rubbing all night?"
When several committee members heard about playing mahjong, their eyes lit up.
The village chief smiled and said, "You city people play too much, but country people can't afford it."
Meng Xiaoben said: "How about a penny a dime? Give everyone 500 yuan first!"
Several members of the village committee couldn't keep their mouths shut when they heard that money would be distributed.
Meng Xiaoben took out his wallet and distributed 500 yuan to everyone, even the restaurant owner.
The owner of the restaurant did not expect to make a fortune from the engagement banquet today, and gave out another 500 yuan in red envelopes at night. He was very happy, and immediately packed up the mahjong table, closed the store, and several village committee members sat down to start building the Great Wall.
Ye Lan stood by and showed the cards to Meng Xiaoben, peeling peanut kernels and feeding them to Meng Xiaoben's mouth from time to time, the committee members secretly laughed.
Several people played more than ten laps, and it was almost midnight. Meng Xiaoben pretended to yawn a few times, and said to the hotel owner: "I have been riding in the car for the past two days, and I haven't slept well, and now I feel sleepy again. I will Take a nap in your restaurant for a while, you guys play first, okay?"
The hotel owner quickly said: "Mr. Meng, you can go to sleep on my bed first, and I will call for you first. When you wake up, come over and replace me."
The restaurant owner led Meng Xiaoben and opened a small door next to the dining room.This is where the boss sleeps at night.
Ye Lan also followed in, helping the hotel owner to tidy up Meng Xiaoben's bed.
The boss looked at Ye Lan with a smile, and said ambiguously: "I'll close the door, you two do something here first."
With that said, he turned off the light and walked out of the room, closing the door tightly.
Seeing that the time had come, Meng Xiaoben whispered to Ye Lan: "You just sit here, and after I leave for 10 minutes, you find a way to call the boss in so that the boss can see me lying on the bed. Don't leave me alone." Wake up, my real body, I will be back in half an hour."
As Meng Xiaoben spoke, he took out his eyebrow pencil and wrote down the words Meng Xiaoben.
I saw Meng Xiaoben's stand-in suddenly sitting on the bed.
(End of this chapter)
How could this happen to me?Last night, two cattle thieves were caught in the institute, both of whom were fresh meat. I played with them all night, popping two chrysanthemums at the same time.Looking back now, did you play too much last night, and today your mind is not clear, and you have hallucinations?
The sheriff has lost the chain now: making a fool of himself in front of such villagers.
Where is the dignity in the future?
The more the police chief thought about it, the angrier he became, and he concentrated all his hatred on Meng Xiaoben. He jumped up, pointed at Meng Xiaoben and cursed: "Boy, if I don't peel your skin today, I will take my own police skin." !"
As he said that, the police chief shouted at a group of policemen behind him: "Come together, take this kid down, take him to the prison and torture him."
When a dozen policemen heard this, they immediately turned up their batons and rushed towards Meng Xiaoben.
Meng Xiaoben waved his hand, and a wave of infinite profound energy came out from his cuff, forming an invisible gust of wind.
Blown by the wind, more than a dozen policemen fell to the ground one after another like leaves, and the batons in their hands drew arcs in the air and flew into the distance one after another.
The sheriff was taken aback: as soon as the kid waved his hand, all the policemen fell to the ground.He didn't even bother to slap, he just waved his hand.
This one in front of me is extremely skilled!What kind of skill is this?Which way?
The sheriff couldn't help feeling frightened.
But he was the sheriff after all, and he couldn't lose to a boy from out of town. He thought to himself: I'll go back to the car to get the long gun.There are several fully automatic rifles on board.
No matter how powerful you are, if I hit a single bullet from my fully automatic rifle, won't you still turn into briquettes?
The sheriff galloped to the police car.
He ran to the police car and was about to open the door of the police car when a hand grabbed his shoulder from behind!
"Who? Fucking courteous death, drag me?"
The sheriff cursed, and when he looked back, the person standing in front of him was none other than the chief of the County Public Security Bureau!
what happened?This small case actually alarmed the head of the County Public Security Bureau.
It turned out that when the sheriff was confronting Meng Xiaoben just now, the chief of the County Public Security Bureau came quietly with someone.
The director received a call from his superior, asking him to go to Yejia Village immediately to meet an important person named Meng Xiaoben.When he arrived, everyone was watching Meng Xiaoben fighting with the police chief. After the chief got out of the car, he was more interested and watched the excitement under the big tree for a while.Now seeing that the sheriff wanted to go back to the car to get the gun, the chief had no choice but to act.
"You fucking hit people with an automatic rifle? What if you accidentally injured a crowd?" the director scolded.
The police chief accidentally scolded the chief just now, he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, and hurriedly bowed his head and confessed: "Captain, I was wrong, I was wrong... But, that kid was too rampant, he knocked down our brother, you see, everyone Lying there unable to get up."
The chief turned around and walked towards this side. The sheriff followed behind him like a dog, and he pointed at Meng Xiaoben as he walked: "My surname is Meng, this time your doomsday has come."
The chief stopped and turned to look at the sheriff.
The sheriff didn't understand what the director meant, so he said with a smile, "The director——"
The chief suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed the sheriff by the collar, and without any explanation, slapped the sheriff a few times with big slaps.
It's really crispy!The sheriff's face suddenly deformed.
The sheriff was stunned for a moment, with nosebleeds on his face, and asked, "What's going on, Chief? Why did you hit me! I'm here to catch criminals, and it's him, the kid standing in front of me." , he injured the brothers, some had broken arms and went to the hospital, some had their ears pierced, and the branch secretary's tooth was knocked out... It's too crazy, Chief, just now you're here to arrest this kid Wake up, at least ten years in prison!"
The director flew up and kicked the sheriff in the stomach, cursing: "I took off your police skin!"
The sheriff was hit hard, clutched his stomach, fell to the ground, bent over and struggled on the ground, and couldn't get up again.
The director looked at Meng Xiaoben and asked softly, "Sir, are you Meng Xiaoben?"
Meng Xiaoben nodded and said, "I am Meng Xiaoben."
"Welcome, welcome, and welcome the chief to come to our county for inspection!" The director smiled brightly.
The chief turned around again, dragged the sheriff up from the ground, and kicked him on the knee. The sheriff couldn't bear the pain, and knelt on the ground at once. The chief held the sheriff's neck and straightened his head. Pressing down on the ground, he shouted, "Quickly apologize to Chief Meng!"
The sheriff looked up at the chief, and said aggrievedly, "I want to apologize to him, chief, he is a criminal!"
The chief raised his hand, bowed left and right, and hit the sheriff hard on the face with two big ear blows, "Are you blind? The Chief Meng you see in front of you is my master, not only your master, It's my grandfather too! Even the county magistrate will call him..."
The director suddenly realized that he had slipped his tongue and stopped immediately.
Hearing that the chief said that he had seen the Lord, the sheriff had no choice but to kowtow to Meng Xiaoben twice and said, "Mr. If you grow cabbage in the garden, you will spare the villain this time."
The director turned around and saw Ye Huangliang who was stupefied. He rushed over and slapped Ye Huangliang more than a dozen times in a row.
Facing the director's punishment, Ye Huangliang didn't dare to dodge at all.If the director hadn't taken care of his affairs in the county, he would have been shot in jail long ago.
So, when the chief beat him, he didn't move, his face was red and swollen, like two big steamed buns, and he lowered his head slightly.
After the beating, the director grabbed Ye Huangliang by the collar, pulled him in front of Meng Xiaoben, and said to Meng Xiaoben: "Chief, I'm very sorry! I'll leave these two scumbags to you! If you want to fight and kill, It's up to you to punish."
Meng Xiaoben looked at the two pigs kneeling on the ground, lifted his feet, put the leather shoes on the sheriff's shoulders, kicked them lightly, and said with a smile: "Don't bully the people in the future, and enforce the law according to the law. If you act recklessly, I will You're welcome."
The police chief hurriedly said: "The villain understands, the villain understands, you must remember the chief's teachings, you must remember."
The police chief was completely convinced this time: the chief calls him a master, so what am I?Calling the grandfather may not necessarily respond.
Although Meng Xiaoben wanted to torture Ye Huangliang, he suddenly thought: This kid, I will send him to hell, so I won’t torture him now. After sending him to hell, I will call the evil spirits to execute him, so as not to dirty my body. hand.
Meng Xiaoben smiled at the director: "They are all under the director. Since they know their mistakes and can correct them, let's spare them this time and don't deal with them. But the two of them disturbed my engagement banquet today. I don’t care about it, it just spoils the happiness of the folks, it’s very bad, so I’ll punish them both to keep the ground clean.”
Hearing this, the director raised his foot, kicked each of the two people's buttocks twice, and cursed: "Thank you, chief!"
The two hurriedly kowtowed to Meng Xiaoben twice, and said repeatedly throughout the day: "Thank you, Chief Meng, for your kindness, and thank you, Chief Meng, for your kindness."
The two got up, ran over in a hurry, picked up the broom in the corner, and cleaned up the leftovers that were spilled on the ground.
Two of Ye Huangliang's little brothers came to help, and the director shouted loudly: "Stand aside, I need these two idiots to clean up by themselves today."
Little by little, the two of them swept the ground very clean, then came over, lowered their heads and asked Meng Xiaoben: "Chief Meng, do you think this is okay?"
Meng Xiaoben waved his hand impatiently: "Go, go, don't let me see you in the future!"
When the two heard Meng Xiaoben let them go, they were relieved, turned around and ran away.
Seeing that the matter had been dealt with, the director came over to shake hands with Meng Xiaoben to say goodbye, and then took people back to the county.
Meng Xiaoben picked up the red envelopes on the table, and said to everyone: "Everyone line up well, don't mess up. If you don't line up well, I won't give out red envelopes."
The villagers were very obedient, and immediately formed a long line, as if they were receiving relief supplies, with reverent smiles on their faces.Some people commented: "Unexpectedly, Ye Lan's fiancé is really rich!"
"Ye Lan's family has really turned around!"
Meng Xiaoben sent everyone a red envelope, and the villagers dispersed happily.
Meng Xiaoben said to the village chief: "Village chief, I borrowed your precious land to hold an engagement banquet today. Several members of the village committee are here today, and they are very respectful to me. Therefore, these friends, I It's settled. I have an idea, I wonder if you will appreciate it?"
The village head and several village committee members hurriedly asked for instructions.
"We're just in this hotel, how about rubbing all night?"
When several committee members heard about playing mahjong, their eyes lit up.
The village chief smiled and said, "You city people play too much, but country people can't afford it."
Meng Xiaoben said: "How about a penny a dime? Give everyone 500 yuan first!"
Several members of the village committee couldn't keep their mouths shut when they heard that money would be distributed.
Meng Xiaoben took out his wallet and distributed 500 yuan to everyone, even the restaurant owner.
The owner of the restaurant did not expect to make a fortune from the engagement banquet today, and gave out another 500 yuan in red envelopes at night. He was very happy, and immediately packed up the mahjong table, closed the store, and several village committee members sat down to start building the Great Wall.
Ye Lan stood by and showed the cards to Meng Xiaoben, peeling peanut kernels and feeding them to Meng Xiaoben's mouth from time to time, the committee members secretly laughed.
Several people played more than ten laps, and it was almost midnight. Meng Xiaoben pretended to yawn a few times, and said to the hotel owner: "I have been riding in the car for the past two days, and I haven't slept well, and now I feel sleepy again. I will Take a nap in your restaurant for a while, you guys play first, okay?"
The hotel owner quickly said: "Mr. Meng, you can go to sleep on my bed first, and I will call for you first. When you wake up, come over and replace me."
The restaurant owner led Meng Xiaoben and opened a small door next to the dining room.This is where the boss sleeps at night.
Ye Lan also followed in, helping the hotel owner to tidy up Meng Xiaoben's bed.
The boss looked at Ye Lan with a smile, and said ambiguously: "I'll close the door, you two do something here first."
With that said, he turned off the light and walked out of the room, closing the door tightly.
Seeing that the time had come, Meng Xiaoben whispered to Ye Lan: "You just sit here, and after I leave for 10 minutes, you find a way to call the boss in so that the boss can see me lying on the bed. Don't leave me alone." Wake up, my real body, I will be back in half an hour."
As Meng Xiaoben spoke, he took out his eyebrow pencil and wrote down the words Meng Xiaoben.
I saw Meng Xiaoben's stand-in suddenly sitting on the bed.
(End of this chapter)
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