Super Red Packet

Chapter 574 Unlocking the Curse Yang Art

"Who have I offended... Who have I offended..." The village chief recalled while drinking tea. Suddenly, he patted his forehead, "I remembered something. Just two months before I got married, I led a group of migrant workers from the engineering team to the company to ask for project funds. Everyone disagreed, so I beat up the manager. The manager was an old man with a gloomy appearance and eagle-like eyes. A pair of reading glasses, looks like a fortune teller. After he was beaten by us, before he was carried into the ambulance, he said a word to me softly, those who beat me will not beat me in vain."

"Did he touch your body at the beginning? For example, did he pat you with his hand, or spit on you?" Meng Xiaoben asked vigilantly.

"That's nothing, he just gave me a hard look with his eyes. At that time, I felt a chill in his eyes, like eating a sorbet suddenly on a hot day, and my heart was cold. At that time I didn't care too much, after about a week after returning home, I started to get sick." The village head recalled.

Meng Xiaoben nodded, he already understood more than half of it in his heart, and said: "Village Chief, that old man cast a forbidden spell on you."

"Forbidden curse? What forbidden curse? Could it be that it's under me..." The village chief pointed at his pants in horror.

"That's right, it should be like that. Your thing was cursed by his forbidden spell, so that the blood was blocked and gradually shrunk. This kind of forbidden spell is particularly insidious. It is one of the ten evil spells. The curse makes people infertile. It was often used in the ancient court struggles of the Hua Kingdom. Therefore, the dynasties of all dynasties have severely cracked down on this kind of people who have forbidden the curse. Therefore, it only exists among the people, but it is very popular in books. It’s rare to see it. I never expected that there would be people who know this kind of forbidden spell! It’s like a wild fire that can’t be exhausted, and it’s born again when the spring breeze blows.”

"I understand what you're saying, but there's one thing I'm confused about. People who cast spells usually use yellow straw paper and cinnabar pens to draw symbols. However, I didn't see that old man lying on a stretcher when we beat him. Does he draw a talisman?"

"Spells have been popular among witches since the Xuanyuan era. At that time, they were originally used to cure diseases, or to exorcise evil spirits and defend themselves. The most primitive spells are not written with pens, but with the heart to curse people. Later, in the early Han Dynasty, witches began to develop the form of spells for convenience, using brushes, yellow paper, and cinnabar to draw symbols. However, the most primitive method of spiritual spells was still passed down secretly by some witches. Unexpectedly, today There are also people who use this kind of curse technique, which shows that this person's spell skills are powerful, which is beyond the comparison of ordinary witches. In the future, if you have a chance, take me to find this witch, and I will see if I can learn a trick or two from him .”

"Okay, I guess I can find him, and I will definitely take you to see him in the future, and I will also ask him to settle accounts. But, Meng Xiaoben, can my illness be cured?" the village head asked.

"Let me ask you, did you ever find a woman before you got this disease?"

The village head was a little embarrassed, and said: "Don't tell Ye Lan, lest Ye Lan tell Osmanthus. Before I got married with Osmanthus, I was on a construction site in the city. Can a young man in his 20s miss women at night? ? There were so many times that I went to find women with others, but they were all with condoms. Without condoms, other women would not do it. "

"I'm not asking if you have any sexually transmitted diseases, I'm asking how many minutes you can last."

"It wasn't very good at that time, at most three or four minutes." The village head blushed, and his voice was like a mosquito.

"Village chief, the forbidden spell in your mind belongs to one of the sun-curse spells. The sun-curse spell is an evil curse that specifically curses male infertility among the forbidden spells. But there are two types of sun-curse spells, one is the sun-shrinking spell, and the other is the sun-shrinking spell. The second is the Absolute Yang Curse. In the former, the body of the person affected by the curse becomes smaller, but after the curse is removed, it can recover, which is a temporary reduction of yang. The latter is more powerful. The person who is affected by the curse not only becomes smaller, but also loses the function of producing sutras. Although the curse has been removed, the function cannot be restored. I can’t determine which one you are, so I can only remove your curse first, and then, through a physical exercise method, practice for a period of time to see how it works. If It's the Yang Shrinking Curse, you can restore the growth of that thing, and the function of the meridian can also be restored. If it's the latter, then..."

Meng Xiaoben was worried and continued to talk, but the village head was strongly stimulated, so he stopped talking and looked at the village head quietly.

The village head asked: "How did you practice the physical practice method you mentioned?"

Meng Xiaoben replied: "This is a very common method, you can check it online, and you can find it."

The village chief said: "Just tell me directly! There are many ways to do this on the Internet, how do I know which one it is?"

Meng Xiaoben smiled and thought: You are quite serious. "Okay, come here, stand here, yes, stand still, take a horse step, just like me... yes, then, start to practice both internally and externally. Let's talk about internal cultivation first, take a deep and slow breath, slowly Sink the qi into the dantian, and circle the dantian for 1 times with your mind, first 21 times counterclockwise, then [-] times clockwise, and then the [-]th circle ends, continue to sink the qi down to the perineum, and stay in the perineum for [-] minute Left and right, upward along the tailbone, to the top of the head, and then back to the lungs. This is a cycle. A normal man practices [-] cycles a day, and his yang power is greatly increased. He is stronger than eating beef. There is no problem with Qi Yeqi and Jiro. There is no problem on the Internet Speaking in such detail, I was actually worried that the secret technique would be learned by others, so I only gave a general idea. This secret technique is called the Snake and Leopard Technique. There is another deeper skill called the Daqian Dragon and Tiger Technique. You After practicing this, I will teach you the dragon and tiger technique."

Following Meng Xiaoben's teaching, the village chief stood on the ground and practiced another cycle, and said happily: "It's really thaumaturgy. I only practiced two cycles, and I feel more relaxed and full of energy in my body."

"As long as you keep practicing for ten days, the truth will be revealed whether you have been hit by the Absolute Sun Curse."

The village head nodded, and asked again: "You just said that you can cultivate both internal and external, how can you cultivate externally?"

"About foreign cultivation, it's a bit of an obscenity, I'm not fit to tell you here. The techniques of foreign cultivation, pure physics, are explained very clearly and correctly on the Internet, you can just look it up on the Internet."

The village chief grabbed Meng Xiaoben's arm, "You good man, do it to the end, and tell me all the quick repair techniques."

Meng Xiaoben shook his head, and said firmly: "I'm just messing around, and I don't want to be involved in pornography. You'd better go and check it online. Now, turn your back on me, and I'll help you lift the curse on you."

The village head stood obediently with his back turned.

Meng Xiaoben said seriously: "You must not turn your head. If you turn your head, your magic power will completely collapse, and the consequences will be very dire. Do you hear me clearly?"

"I don't look back, you cast a spell."

In fact, Meng Xiaoben doesn't know how to undo this evil curse, this is the little turtle's specialty.

Meng Xiaoben secretly took out the little tortoise from his bosom, put it in his hand, and winked at the little tortoise.

The little turtle has heard the whole process just now, and already knows how to lift the curse.

It frowned at Meng Xiaoben, then shook its head, meaning: That is not my business.

Meng Xiaoben knew that the little turtle was negotiating conditions with him at a critical moment, so he really wanted to slap it to death.

But at this time, the little turtle was asking for something, so he had to speak softly. He put his mouth next to the little turtle's ear, and whispered, "Boil prawns in clear water!"

This is the little turtle's favorite food, as long as he agrees to go to the restaurant to eat this, the little turtle will be happy.

Sure enough, the glutton was overjoyed, nodded, turned around to face the village head's back, stretched out two paws, chanted a few spells, and nodded to Meng Xiaoben again, meaning it was over.

Meng Xiaoben put the little tortoise in his arms, coughed, and said, "Village chief, when you look back, your curse has been lifted."

The village chief turned around, blinked, half-closed his eyes and felt for a long time, and said happily: "It really works, I feel much more relaxed now."

Meng Xiaoben also instructed: "For ten days, don't eat seafood, ginseng and beef, it's better to eat light food, and don't touch women, don't touch women's bodies."

After Meng Xiaoben said this, he laughed to himself: What's wrong with me?I actually regard Sister Osmanthus as my own woman, and now the village chief is not allowed to touch Sister Osmanthus?
At this time, the mobile phone rang: "Quickly answer the phone, grandpa, I am your grandson; quickly answer the phone, grandpa..."

Seeing the number, Meng Xiaoben saw that it was Father Ye calling, and hurriedly pressed the green button: "Hey, Uncle Ye, it's me, what's the matter?"

The village chief was on the side, not daring to make a sound, so he covered his stomach and blushed with boredom: "Meng Xiaoben, this boy, let his father-in-law call him grandpa!"

Although Father Ye also heard the voice on the ring tone, he didn't pursue it and handed the phone to Ye Lan.Ye Lan said anxiously: "Xiao Ben, where are you?"

"I'm at the village committee, and I'm discussing the following matters with the village head." Meng Xiaoben deliberately emphasized the following two words, and gave the village head a sideways glance.

"That's what happened. My dad was busy with the house at home, and no one was looking at the orchard in the back ditch. Just now, the neighbor, Xiao Lezi, said that he was chopping firewood and passing by our orchard, and saw a group of boys from the neighboring village, stealing Apple. Go and have a look."

Good guy, we are being bullied!

When Meng Xiaoben heard this, he was angry and excited, and immediately said: "No problem, I will rush to the orchard right away."

"Don't hit people, scare them, just drive them away." Ye Lan instructed.

"no problem."

Meng Xiaoben put down his mobile phone and said to the village chief: "Go to the construction site and help me keep an eye on it. Be careful that those boys don't mix the cement properly when casting the foundation. If there are air bubbles, the foundation will easily crack."

The village chief asked in surprise: "You, what are you doing, you are very good at this!"

Meng Xiaoben said casually: "I'm at the Jiangcheng University campus renovation construction site, and I'm the representative of Party B, so I understand a little bit!"

"I'll go, Party B's representative? Jiangcheng University campus renovation project? The project is not small, right?" The village chief became interested.

Meng Xiaoben came to his senses all of a sudden: The village chief just saw the needle!I found a business opportunity here.

"When I come back to tell you in detail, I have to go to the orchard quickly. I was late, and those boys ran away." After saying that, he walked out.

The village chief followed behind, picking up a big axe, "I'll go with you too."

The two hurried to the Hougou orchard on the village chief's motorcycle.

(End of this chapter)