Super Red Packet

Chapter 59

Meng Xiaoben sighed, and drove back to Dong's house.

After working for a long time, I arranged for Yifei to fall asleep, but Meng Xiaoben couldn't fall asleep.

It is the first time in my life to host a party today, and the excitement lingers for a long time.

Seeing that Yifei was fast asleep, Meng Xiaoben quietly went to the living room and sat down on the sofa, and turned on the phone.

No one gave red envelopes.

Meng Xiaoben sent a private message to Nezha.

"Brother Zha, your dragon whip is so powerful! I gave my brother a little bit, and the angelica turned into a steel warrior."

Nezha replied immediately:

"I'm not bragging! Humph, my dragon whip is loved by every man in the world, only one hates it and is afraid of it."

"What do you mean? Brother Nezha, please explain in detail."

"Because the eunuch eats it, he can immediately perform human affairs."

"Hahahaha, that's the truth. Brother Zha, why don't you give Brother Zhu Bajie one?"

"Brother Meng Huo, you don't know something. We have a rule in the heavens. Heavenly immortals cannot eat dragons. Those who violate it will be demoted to the heavens."

That's right, I understand.No wonder Zhu Bajie couldn't get strong medicine.

"Nezha, you are in heaven, do you have a lover?"

"Bah! The beauties here are all high-minded, and they don't like people like me who have no education."

"Nezha, your martial arts are world-class, and beauties love heroes. How can there be no beauties?"

"Brother Meng Huo, you don't know that the heavenly gods have the pain of the heavenly world. The hierarchy here is strict, and every move is restricted. It is not as free as your earthly immortals. In fact, I have had an idea for a long time, leaving the heavenly world and playing on the ground. Play."

"Come and play when you have time, I will entertain you."

After Meng Xiaoben finished writing this article, his palms were sweating: Oh my god, it’s not good, this Nezha is going to descend to earth.What should I do if he comes down to earth to find me?He'll see through at a glance that I'm a fake Meng Huo!
Then I will reveal my secrets, and I will definitely be cleared out of the Three Kingdoms Red Envelope Group.

What can we do then?
No, I have to find a way to stop Nezha's idea of ​​going down to earth.

Meng Xiaoben had no intention of chatting any longer, and he casually responded with a few words before shutting down the phone. Suddenly, Zhuge Liang spoke:

"Zhuge Liang: Everyone, today is my birthday, Kong Ming. When I woke up this morning, I received birthday greeting cards from the Former Lord, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and the other Five Tiger Generals. I was very touched."

"Sima Yi: Old man Zhuge, don't play tricks, how much is it worth just to be moved? Red envelopes, red envelopes."

"Xiao Qiao: Stop talking nonsense, give out red envelopes, give out red envelopes."

Afterwards, several people came out to make a fuss, asking Zhuge Liang to give out red envelopes one after another.

Zhuge Liang was originally a face-saving person, but he couldn't stand being coaxed by this group of people.

"Zhuge Liang: I never play red envelopes, nor grab red envelopes, and I don't even know how red envelopes are distributed."

"Sima Yi: Don't pretend to be cowardly! If you don't bleed today, you won't be able to pass this test."

Zhuge Liang really had no choice.

"Zhuge Liang: Well, I don't know how to operate, so let my son send me a few red envelopes. I have no money, and the red envelopes are not thick. Please forgive me."

When Meng Xiaoben heard that there was a red envelope, and it was sent by the famous Zhuge Liang, it must be great, right?
Meng Xiaoben became excited and waited nervously.

After a while, five red envelopes fell from the sky.

Meng Xiaoben was already prepared, his fingers were as fast as lightning, and he grabbed one!
Haha, look, what a good thing!

Although Zhuge Liang has no money, this old guy is good at spells, and it is good to issue two magic weapons.

Meng Xiaoben opened the red envelope carefully.

"Congratulations, you have snatched Zhuge Liang's talisman against ghosts."

A ghost seal talisman?
Ghost catcher?
No, not ghost hunting.It's a ghost.

Ju means to call ghosts over and command them.rather than grabbing them.

Zhuge Liang knew spells well. During the battle of Chibi, he was able to call the wind and call the rain, and it was all thanks to spells that Lei Gong and Fengshen were arrested.Therefore, it must not be a problem to detain a little ghost or something.

Does this thing work for me?

I'm free and have nothing to do, and I'm full, so I called the ghost over and stood by my side to scare me?
It seems that this red envelope is of no use.

However, it's better to keep this talisman, it's hard to say what use it will be in the future!For example, I see someone who is not pleasing to the eye, and be careful to tease him all the time, so I call a little ghost...

Thinking of this, Meng Xiaoben suddenly came up with an idea: I have grown up to this age, and I have never seen a god, not even a ghost.I have only seen it in books and heard it in people's stories.

Or, call a ghost?

Meng Xiaoben was a little scared and hesitated for a long time. In the end, curiosity overcame his fear, and he decided to give it a try.

She glanced at the bedroom, but there was no movement at all, Yifei was sleeping soundly, and Dong Guojia was sleeping in the company and did not come home.

No one will find out, give it a try.

Meng Xiaoben gave himself courage: Since I can arrest the ghost, it means that the ghost is at my command and under my control, why should I be afraid of him?

Meng Xiaoben slowly held the talisman in front of him, and said softly: "Ghost, come quickly, ghost, come quickly."

He yelled several times in a row, but he didn't even see a ghost.

Huh?Is this ghost seal talisman not working?
Meng Xiaoben shook vigorously, and called out a few more times: "Big ghost and little ghost, come quickly! Big ghost and little ghost, come quickly!"

But still not even a ghost.

Meng Xiaoben got angry, "What a broken red envelope! Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, you are so stingy! Send out a broken magic weapon, and even make a fake one!"

Just as Meng Xiaoben was about to drop the seal in his hand, he suddenly found a few words on it.

He looked for the floor lamp next to the sofa, and saw 12 words on it: "Pluto's dark orders, big ghosts and little ghosts, listen to the tune in front of the tent!"

It seems that these 12 words are spells.

Meng Xiaoben took another breath, sat firmly on the sofa, and warned himself: "After the ghost comes, don't be afraid, otherwise, you will be laughed at by the ghost."

Ready, Meng Xiaoben held up the talisman in front of him, and read softly: "Pluto's dark orders, big ghosts and little ghosts, listen to the instructions in front of the tent!"

As soon as the words fell, two black figures, one tall and one short, appeared in front of them.

"God Lord, I will be worshipped by the night watchman!" The tall man made a paddle.

Night watchman?I used to hear ghost stories told by my grandma when I was a child, and there were night watchmen.They are sent by Hades to hunt for lonely ghosts.If a lonely ghost who does not report to the Palace of the Underworld after death is encountered by a night watchman, he will be tied up with a rope and taken to the Palace of the Underworld for trial.

It is tall, not scary, with a big nose, it looks a little ridiculous, and it is completely different from the frightening ghost in the legend.

"God is above, and the ghost will pay homage to you!" The short man also made a paddle.

Worth it?The value watch ghosts are not waiting in front of the Hades Palace, but under the jurisdiction of the local land master.They patrol the streets and alleys, and when someone's house is on fire, they will knock on the gong to call people to get up and put out the fire.There are many such things: in the middle of the night, a certain house caught fire, and the whole village woke up immediately.

In fact, that is the credit of the Patrol Ghost.

It is thin and nimble, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and looks clever.It's just a pointed nose, a bit like a fox's nose, which is very ugly.

Meng Xiaoben originally thought it would be scary, but he didn't expect such two happy ghosts to come.

"You two ghosts, listen carefully to me. When I need you, curse and listen to me immediately." Meng Xiaoben looked serious.

When meeting for the first time, you have to let Er Gui know the rules.

"Respect the Lord's order."

The two ghosts bent down to salute together, and replied loudly.

"Go, go, go back first." Meng Xiaoben waved his hand.

The two ghosts were ordered to leave and disappeared in a flash.

(End of this chapter)