Super Red Packet

Chapter 713
The dung beetle smelled the extremely smelly smell at the entrance of the cave, and was so excited that its compound eyes sparkled like two little pearls. Upon hearing Meng Xiaoben's order, it opened its teeth and claws, and with a creak, it moved forward. , quickly rushed into the hole.

The professional skills of Iron Armored General have been brought into full play now.I saw it roll shit when it sees shit, clear urine when it sees urine, and become a great scavenger all the way!
It took only one bag of cigarettes before it returned to the entrance of the cave.

"How?" Meng Xiaoben could no longer smell the smell from the cave, and asked excitedly in his heart.

"It's a piece of cake! This small job is nothing to me. I just wake up in the morning and do radio gymnastics. The feces and urine have been eliminated." General Iron Armor patted his two front paws, very proud, and grinned smile.

"Okay, thank you very much. Now that your mission has been completed, you can go back to the heavenly world to report to the medicine boy. But... if you like the human world, you can stay by my side."

Meng Xiaoben quite liked this armored general.It is lively and straightforward in character.

Although it is engaged in feces and urine professional work, it looks clean and tidy in person, and has an extraordinary bearing, clean and quick to do things, and straightforward to speak!If you stay by your side and keep company with the little turtle, it will be a joy for these two monsters to fight together.

When General Tiejia heard this, his compound eyes lit up, and he arched his claws and said, "Thank you, General Meng, for taking me under the tent. I am in the stable of the Jade Emperor in the Heaven Realm. I have nothing to do at all. I just enjoy eating and basking in the sun all day long. I am always envious of the richness and variety of life in the world. Meaning. Today, even if the drug boy sent me down to the earth, I will not commit the crime of sneaking down to the world, and just stay in the world to play. It's just... my background is a bit dirty..."

Meng Xiaoben thought: It's not very convenient. I have a dung beetle with me... Hehe, it sounds a bit awkward!

When the little turtle saw that Meng Xiaoben wanted to keep the Iron Armored General and that he had a playmate, he was very excited. He was afraid that the Iron Armored General would not be able to stay, so he immediately gave a good idea: "Meng Xiaoben, don't you have a wishful fou?" Huh? Haha, there are two beauties living in Ruyi Fou. One is Akira Ono, a beauty from the island country. The other is Widow Ye who doesn’t want to be known. Haha, Wen Jun eloped, hid in the Fou, and called at night Come out. However, the two beauties eat and drink every day, and there is no sewage facility in the urn, so after a long time, wouldn’t the hut become piled up with dung?”

"Well, I didn't think about that. When you said it, I thought it was the same thing. There is not much space in the container, and the smell is hard to get back. It is really time to do a good job in sanitation." Meng Xiaoben agreed.

The little tortoise continued, "It's better to send the Iron Armored General to go down to the cage and do some environmental protection and sanitation work. When you need him, call him out again."

"I'll go! Little tortoise... No no, master tortoise, you have a good idea!" Meng Xiaoben patted the little tortoise happily, "General Iron Armor, can you?"

The dung beetle jumped happily: "That's it! It's fun to be with a beautiful woman!"

The little turtle patted it hard, and cursed: "Look, you're so happy! Those two beauties can trample you to death with one kick, so don't be so wicked!"

"Where is it, I just like beautiful women. I have a bad heart but not a bad heart!" The Iron Armored General laughed, a little embarrassed.

Meng Xiaoben immediately unscrewed the lid of Ruyi Fou, called out Mingxiang and Yelu, and explained the matter.

The second daughter was worrying about the hut these days, so she was very happy to see that someone was in charge of cleaning the hut, so she agreed wholeheartedly.

After the two girls entered the cage, General Iron Armor also climbed to the mouth of the cage, and was about to go inside when the little turtle suddenly whispered to General Iron Armor, "You found a pretty job!"

"What do you mean?" General Iron Armor didn't understand what he meant.

The little turtle took a look at Meng Xiaoben, but didn't dare to speak clearly, so he said ambiguously: "When the second daughter goes to the toilet, you have to be determined!"

"Bah!" General Iron Armor spat and cursed, "Everyone in the world regards dung beetles as filth, but they don't know that the real filth is the little turtle!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and got into the cage.

Meng Xiaoben just had time to screw the lid on, only to hear a loud shout from not far behind: "Who dares!"

Looking back, I saw smoke and white air around the entrance of the cave.

Where the smoke starts, a rainbow belt stretches above the entrance of the cave, forming an arch.

In the middle of the arch, a red-haired old man stood majestically.

His sword eyebrows are upside down, his steel teeth are exposed like tiger teeth, and he is wearing a strange dark red robe, I don't know what it looks like.

Slightly, Meng Xiaoben only felt the ground under his feet move.

There is even a strange smell in the nose, which seems to be released from the opponent.

Meng Xiaoben judged from the strength of the aura, this person should be a person in the middle stage of cultivating the golden core, a whole realm higher than Meng Xiaoben.

Beside him were two little boys with disheveled hair and filthy faces, standing with their hips akimbo.From the analysis of the gas field, it should be at the level of the middle stage of foundation establishment.

Several eyes met in the air, sparks immediately rose.

"Are you the filthy old man?"

"Exactly. The filthy old man praised by everyone in the world is me."

"Hahaha," Meng Xiaoben really couldn't help laughing, "Preaching? It sounds nice. You have done a lot of evil, and everyone in the world is scolding you. Your name is a bad name. It is a bad name. Only a good name can It can be called praise. It seems that you think too highly of yourself and love yourself too much!"

"Stop talking nonsense," the evil old man was a little angry, "Who are you to break into my cave?"

"I use Meng Xiaoben, a new disciple of the Gangsha Sect of Demon Star City, to destroy you under the orders of Master."

"Hahahaha, you destroy me? I don't know who will destroy you. Listen, Meng Xiaoben, you are already in great trouble. Your good friend Lou Xiaohu is on his way here in collusion with the Demon Society. Their purpose is not I, but you, the sword on your body and a bottle in your arms!"

Those filthy words are like a bolt from the blue!
There was an explosion in Meng Xiaoben's brain.

Immediately confused thinking: What's the situation?
This old man actually knows all my secrets!
Especially Ruyi Fou in my arms, how would he know?
Could it be that he was telling the truth?

Lou Xiaohu really wants to kill me?
How could the secret be revealed?Last night I took out the wishful fou and shared the bed with Ye Lu, before dawn I pushed Ye Lu back into the fou, who would know?

"You're talking nonsense!" Meng Xiaoben shouted out of confidence.

"Hahaha," the evil old man raised his hand, and saw a red bird in his palm!
The red bird has a long beak and short tail, red hair and yellow claws. It is very energetic, but there is a spirit around it.

"This is my resting bird. It just came back from the Demon Star City, and it knows everything."

"It, it knows everything?"

"If you don't believe me, you can look back at the eastern sky, what happened?"

Meng Xiaoben thought that the other party was tricking him, if he turned around, he might kill him with one blow, so he insisted not to look back, facing the old man, ready to fight.

The evil old man sighed: "The warship from the Demon Society has arrived, and it is not only me, but also you who are in danger."

At this time, Meng Xiaoben faintly heard a strange voice in the distance, knowing that what the old man said was right, he looked back.

I saw the red light shining in the eastern sky, and a small idea, reflected by the sunlight, was shining brightly, and it was flying towards here rapidly.

Although the sound was low, it shook the internal organs like a large landslide, and the ground trembled slightly.

After a few seconds, I suddenly found that the black spot gradually descended, and fell silently behind a mountain.

Meng Xiaoben was wondering when suddenly he saw a figure appearing on the top of the mountain from behind the mountain.

The figure was like a black eagle, swooping down the hillside, after rushing to the valley, galloping towards this side at an extremely fast speed.

It became clearer and clearer that it was Lou Xiaohu who came.

Meng Xiaoben glanced back at the old man, "Whether what you say is true or not will naturally be verified."

"You have to be careful, lest he suddenly harm you." The evil old man reminded, "I don't want you to die, I want to deal with the coming disaster with you!"

"Okay, it's a deal."

After more than ten seconds, Lou Xiaohu had already run in front of Meng Xiaoben, panting, "Meng Xiaoben, I'm finally not late!"

"Brother Xiaohu, you..."

"After you left, Master was worried, worried that you alone would not be able to fight against the evil old man, so he ordered me to come to help. There happened to be a mica boat coming here, so I took a ride with the wind." Lou Xiaohu said while wiping his sweat. .

What Lou Xiaohu said was perfect, reasonable and reasonable, which made it difficult for Meng Xiaoben to tell the truth from the fake for a while, so he couldn't help but glance at the evil old man.

The evil old man stood motionless at the entrance of the cave.

At this moment, he could only keep his mouth shut in order for Lou Xiaohu to realize that he had been exposed.

Seeing that the evil old man didn't show any signs, Meng Xiaoben's heart moved: Why don't I give Lou Xiaohu a try?

If he is a wolf, he will naturally show the wolf's tail.

"Brother Xiaohu, I came here to find out that this filthy old man is very powerful. He has reached the middle stage of the golden core, which is far higher than my realm. Today's battle is ordered by the master, so I have to fight. But I also There is more danger than good. After this battle, I may not be in this world anymore. And you, who have already reached the magic star, can just run rampant in the world of martial arts. You can't miss your future for the sake of brothers and me. After a big battle At this time, Brother Xiaohu has to protect himself a lot. If I accidentally die, I have one thing to ask, and I hope Brother can agree."

"Brother Meng, we are brothers in life and death. You saved my life yesterday, so how can I not help you. Hurry up, what are your orders?" Lou Xiaohu looked brave and righteous.

"I have a treasure, which I usually carry with me. But this time when I came to Shalao Peak, I knew that I was close to death, so I left the treasure in a secret place near the post house. If there is a destiny in the future, I can get it. Now that Brother Xiaohu has come to help Me, I might as well leave this treasure with Brother Xiaohu. If Brother Xiaohu has to get rid of his whole body, he can go and get this treasure."

"Brother Meng, you are so loyal! But I will live and die with Brother Meng when I come here, and I dare not escape alone!" Lou Xiaohu was very disappointed when he heard that Meng Xiaoben said that the treasure was not with him: If he just killed Meng Xiaoben Ben, I have trouble finding where the treasure is hidden.Therefore, he had to tell where the treasure was hidden before he could kill Meng Xiaoben.

"Brother Lou!" Meng Xiaoben pretended to be moved, and even more stubbornly wanted to present the treasure to Lou Xiaohu, "Brother Xiaohu, just listen to me. This treasure is no ordinary treasure!"

"Brother, although treasures are precious, can they compare with our brotherhood? Stop talking too much, I regard treasures as dung, and only value brotherhood."

(End of this chapter)