Super Red Packet

Chapter 93
"This person is my elder brother. Four years ago, he was stabbed to death in the county hospital by Captain Wen of the county market picket brigade." Meng Xiaoben said tearfully.

"I know about this unjust case," the night watchman was about to say again when he saw that the ghost was worth it, and hurriedly grabbed him, "I know this matter better than the ghost. When your brother died, I was the one who lured him to the underworld." .He told me things along the way."

The value watcher gave the night watchman a push: "Make it up, make it up, make it up!"

"I didn't make it up. The elder brother of the God Lord lived in Room 104 of the County People's Hospital, right?" The night watchman was a little anxious, for fear that Meng Xiaoben would think he was making up a lie.

This, Meng Xiaoben remembered, was Ward 104.

"You're right. However, for tonight's work, the two of you must work together, and don't miss my important business because of fighting for merit."

"God Lord, tell me." The two ghosts said in unison.

"Will you two ghosts change?"

"We are all old ghosts who have been around for hundreds of years, and we still have some practice, which can be changed." The watchman patted his chest, then gave the night watchman a sideways look, and sarcastically said, "I just don't know if some ghosts have this kind of practice. "

Meng Xiaoben turned his attention to the night watchman.

The night watchman didn't speak, just wiped his face.

Suddenly, the person standing in front of him turned out to be Meng Xiaoben's older brother.

Meng Xiaoben watched in surprise, tears slowly streaming down his face, and really wanted to rush up and hold his brother's hand.But after thinking about it, this is the night watchman's change after all, so he waved his hand: "Change back to the original form, change back to the original form."

The night watchman wiped his face again, and returned to his original appearance, and said to Genggui in a very arrogant way: "You are so underestimated."

Just as the ghost on duty was about to retaliate, Meng Xiaoben waved his hand: "Forget it, shut up. Tonight, the task of you two ghosts is to go to Captain Wen's house and scare him and his wife into paralysis. What method, you think for yourself, I just want the result."

"Hahahaha, God Lord, this is no problem, scaring people is my specialty, don't care about your courage, don't care about you villain butcher, just make sure you pee your pants and become stupid." The watchman jumped up. exclaimed, looking very excited.

"Okay, you two start now, and come back immediately after finishing your work. I have another task."

The second ghost got the order, and disappeared in a flash.

Only half an hour later, the two ghosts appeared.

Seeing the excitement on Ergui's face, Meng Xiaoben knew he had succeeded.

"God Lord, it's really enjoyable." Zhi Dagui beamed with joy, "When the night watchman and I entered Wen's bedroom, those two beasts were working, sweaty and panting. I became a long-tongued female ghost, The tongue extended to the length of the belt, and the night watchman turned into the elder brother of the god master, with blood dripping from his eyes and ears, dripping to the ground. It was so scary. The two of us stood in front of the bed at once. When the two beasts saw it, they were so frightened that they howled like ghosts and howls. I swung my long tongue and slapped the girl's body. The night watchman spread his claws and screamed, "Give me back my life!" Grab Captain Wen's head tightly... What a pity, what a pity, the night watchman is inexperienced, this grabbing directly scared Captain Wen to shrunk, and immediately became a eunuch, and a fool at the same time. It's all rolling ... Alas, the night ghost, the night ghost, the success is not enough, there is more than the defeat. I wanted to abuse the captain and slowly recreate it. Unfortunately, the good show came to an end. "

When the night watchman saw that the ghost had sued him, he was so angry that he stomped on the ghost: "Just pick what is beneficial to you. Why don't you say it? I scared Captain Wen out of shit."

The watchman scolded: "Do you think you have merit? Just because you scared him out of shit, the smell was so bad that we both had to run away! How the hell are you paying for it?"

Seeing the two ghosts quarreling again, Meng Xiaoben slapped his hands: "Quiet. You all have merit. Now, you go to Wen's Village and clean up Captain Wen's son. Don't kill him. Don't do criminal things." , just tell Captain Wen to cut off his sons and grandchildren."

"Hee hee, this..." Ghost Watcher covered his mouth and laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" the night watchman asked curiously.

"I laughed at the fact that the god master is very imaginative. You see, the god master said that he wanted to kill Captain Wen. He had already prepared in advance, and prepared all the cats."

Meng Xiaoben looked along the watch, and at some point on the window sill, there was a big black cat lying down.

Meng Xiaoben immediately imagined what ghosts are up to.

The idea is so... that.Meng Xiao wanted to stop him at first, but then he thought: let the two ghosts go, the task is entrusted to them, how to do it, I don't want to interfere too much.The general will be outside, and the king's life will not be tolerated.

"Zi—" the night watchman whistled.

Cats are nocturnal animals, so cats can understand nonsense.

The cat heard the night watchman whistling at it, and jumped down from the window sill.

The night watchman picked it up, patted it on the head, and said with a smile: "Cat, are you hungry? I invite you to eat supper."

After speaking, the second ghost took the cat and went out.

Going out this time took a little longer.

It wasn't until four o'clock in the morning that the second ghost came back in a hurry.

As soon as Meng Xiaoben saw the two ghosts, he reprimanded loudly: "Where did you two ghosts go to play? Have you done your business?"

The two ghosts hurriedly stood up straight, terrified, looking at me, I looked at you, but they didn't dare to say a word.

"Quickly tell me, do you want to resist the order of the law?" Meng Xiaoben patted the table while holding the Zhu Guizhuan in his hand, "Do you want me to recite the dharma name a few times and send you to the Department of Yin punishment for 1000 years of iron whips?" whip?"

The two ghosts were so frightened that their legs went limp, they knelt on the ground, kowtowed and said: "The business has been done, it's done, it's done perfectly."

Meng Xiaoben turned angry and laughed: "Get up, get up, I'm scaring you, how can I be willing to send you to the Department of Yin Punishment."

Ergui breathed a sigh of relief and resumed his hip-hop look.

Meng Xiaoben said cheerfully: "Quickly tell me, what did you do after finishing your business?"

The watchman blinked his eyes mysteriously, and said with an ambiguous smile, "God Lord, the night watchman is all to blame for the reason we came back so late. He is the one who insisted on doing something."

"Go, go, you fucking saw the beauty, you drool on the ground, blame me? You are more active than anyone else." The night watchman cursed back.

Meng Xiaoben waved his hand and said impatiently: "Forget it, don't talk about your things, it's too dirty. Let me ask you, how are you doing the business?"

"Take it down directly, it's clean and tidy." The ghost watcher patted his chest in an arrogant manner.

Meng Xiaoben took out 2 yuan, and the two ghosts each shared [-] yuan.

"I warn you, if you go whoring that filth again, I won't let you off lightly."

The second ghost got the money, couldn't keep his mouth shut, hummed a song, and left.

The revenge was avenged, and Meng Xiaoben was so happy that he couldn't sleep.At seven o'clock in the morning, after breakfast in the hotel, I put on my big sunglasses and walked to the street.Walk all the way to Yuliu Road outside the county seat.Walking past Captain Wen's house on No. 30, it was quiet inside.

(End of this chapter)