Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet
Chapter 361
Chapter 361
So Fu Bao bit his finger and said happily: "Did the commune give our village money to build a bridge? That's really great. I'll go and tell everyone."
After speaking, he bounced and ran outside.
Officer Wu was so frightened that he grabbed Fu Bao: "Oh, my little ancestor, you can't go out and talk nonsense, there's no such thing, the commune has no money to build a bridge for your village."
If this got out, he would have to be skinned by the president.
"Then why do you say my grandma is building bridges?"
Officer Wu didn't dare to mock Fubao this time, and sweat drippingly said: "I don't think it takes a long time for your grandma to help the old lady? You yourself said that it takes so long to help people cross the bridge?"
When Fu Bao thought about it, it seemed that her grandma had more than just thrown an old woman into the river.
So she said again: "Because it's not an old lady who helped you."
"Huh? And helped a bunch of old ladies? Are there so many old ladies in your village?"
Fu Bao recalled again, it seemed that many grandmas joined the gang fights.
She counted on her fat fingers: "One thousand... two thousand... three thousand... four thousand... five thousand..."
Every time she counted a thousand, Officer Wu's eyelids twitched, and he wanted to speak several times, but he held back when he thought that his cheap talk almost caused trouble just now.
Finally, Fu Bao finished counting, and said loudly, "There are more than 50 old grandmas."
Director Wu let out a sigh of relief.
He was scared to death. He thought that suddenly there were thousands of old women in the village. How would the community support them?
He looked at Fubao sadly: "There are more than 50, why do you say [-]?"
Fu Bao blinked his innocent eyes: "Didn't I say five thousand? You must have misheard. I said yes, one thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand, five thousand, and one thousand." Ten people, five thousand is exactly more than 50. What a good calculation."
In the end, he looked at Officer Wu with disgusting and stupid eyes.
Officer Wu felt like vomiting blood.
Damn, with this accent, "Qun" is called "Qian", how dare you laugh at him?
"Why are fifty old grandmas crossing the river together? Do you even form a group to cross the river?"
Fu Bao thought, how would I know?
If they are willing to fight, can I still manage it?
Fu Bao doesn't want to talk to this officer Wu anymore, he has been at her door for a long time, he must be thinking about her family's peach.
Hmph, her peach won't be given to this bad guy!
She went straight into the house by herself.
Officer Wu didn't hold back, stomped his feet angrily and followed in.
At this time, Chen Pandi came back. After a day's work, she was tired and thirsty.
She rushed to the well and took a spoonful of water and drank it.
"Comrade..."
"Bah!"
Chen Pandi was so frightened that the spoon in his hand fell into the well.
Looking back, a man who looked like a cadre was standing behind her.
"Oh my god, I was scared to death. Why is there someone here? What the hell!"
Officer Wu's face darkened.
He was standing in the yard alone, it was fine if Chen Pandi didn't see him, and he was calling him a ghost?
"Who are you? Why are you in my yard?"
Chen Pandi asked as he fished the ladle out of the well with a bucket.
"I'm Director Wu of the commune. I'm here to learn about the situation with Laoshi."
"What's the situation? You ask me the same thing."
"You are Lao Shi?"
"No!" Chen Pandi was upset: "Why are you like this, comrade? You look like a dog wearing glasses, why can't you know how to count? I am so young, so beautiful, and have such a good figure, how can it be possible?" Is it my mother-in-law?"
Officer Wu glanced at the "young, beautiful and good-looking" Chen Pandi, and quickly took off his glasses.
(End of this chapter)
So Fu Bao bit his finger and said happily: "Did the commune give our village money to build a bridge? That's really great. I'll go and tell everyone."
After speaking, he bounced and ran outside.
Officer Wu was so frightened that he grabbed Fu Bao: "Oh, my little ancestor, you can't go out and talk nonsense, there's no such thing, the commune has no money to build a bridge for your village."
If this got out, he would have to be skinned by the president.
"Then why do you say my grandma is building bridges?"
Officer Wu didn't dare to mock Fubao this time, and sweat drippingly said: "I don't think it takes a long time for your grandma to help the old lady? You yourself said that it takes so long to help people cross the bridge?"
When Fu Bao thought about it, it seemed that her grandma had more than just thrown an old woman into the river.
So she said again: "Because it's not an old lady who helped you."
"Huh? And helped a bunch of old ladies? Are there so many old ladies in your village?"
Fu Bao recalled again, it seemed that many grandmas joined the gang fights.
She counted on her fat fingers: "One thousand... two thousand... three thousand... four thousand... five thousand..."
Every time she counted a thousand, Officer Wu's eyelids twitched, and he wanted to speak several times, but he held back when he thought that his cheap talk almost caused trouble just now.
Finally, Fu Bao finished counting, and said loudly, "There are more than 50 old grandmas."
Director Wu let out a sigh of relief.
He was scared to death. He thought that suddenly there were thousands of old women in the village. How would the community support them?
He looked at Fubao sadly: "There are more than 50, why do you say [-]?"
Fu Bao blinked his innocent eyes: "Didn't I say five thousand? You must have misheard. I said yes, one thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand, five thousand, and one thousand." Ten people, five thousand is exactly more than 50. What a good calculation."
In the end, he looked at Officer Wu with disgusting and stupid eyes.
Officer Wu felt like vomiting blood.
Damn, with this accent, "Qun" is called "Qian", how dare you laugh at him?
"Why are fifty old grandmas crossing the river together? Do you even form a group to cross the river?"
Fu Bao thought, how would I know?
If they are willing to fight, can I still manage it?
Fu Bao doesn't want to talk to this officer Wu anymore, he has been at her door for a long time, he must be thinking about her family's peach.
Hmph, her peach won't be given to this bad guy!
She went straight into the house by herself.
Officer Wu didn't hold back, stomped his feet angrily and followed in.
At this time, Chen Pandi came back. After a day's work, she was tired and thirsty.
She rushed to the well and took a spoonful of water and drank it.
"Comrade..."
"Bah!"
Chen Pandi was so frightened that the spoon in his hand fell into the well.
Looking back, a man who looked like a cadre was standing behind her.
"Oh my god, I was scared to death. Why is there someone here? What the hell!"
Officer Wu's face darkened.
He was standing in the yard alone, it was fine if Chen Pandi didn't see him, and he was calling him a ghost?
"Who are you? Why are you in my yard?"
Chen Pandi asked as he fished the ladle out of the well with a bucket.
"I'm Director Wu of the commune. I'm here to learn about the situation with Laoshi."
"What's the situation? You ask me the same thing."
"You are Lao Shi?"
"No!" Chen Pandi was upset: "Why are you like this, comrade? You look like a dog wearing glasses, why can't you know how to count? I am so young, so beautiful, and have such a good figure, how can it be possible?" Is it my mother-in-law?"
Officer Wu glanced at the "young, beautiful and good-looking" Chen Pandi, and quickly took off his glasses.
(End of this chapter)
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