Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 436 How much is it?

Laoshi slapped him with a slap: "You are a plague-stricken star, a prodigal bastard! Is such a precious thing as shampoo affordable for someone like you? Tell me, how much did you eat? ?”

Chen Pandi dodged his eyes and said in a low voice, "Not much."

"How much is not much?"

"One...a spoonful?" Chen Pandi hesitated.

"How much?"

"One spoonful! Yes, it's just one spoonful." This time Chen Pandi said confidently.

The old lady, who was familiar with Chen Pandi's characteristics, expressed doubts. She squinted at Chen Pandi: "It's really just a spoonful?"

"It's really only a spoonful. I'm not human to lie to you. Let me get hit by a car when I go out!"

Chen Pandi swears pointingly, for fear that the old lady will not believe her.

"Bah! Shameless thing, playing tricks on my old lady?" The old man spat at Brother Chen Pan: "In your whole life, except for your home, you are in the field. Can you run into a car? If a car wants to kill you It costs gas to drive to our door, is your life worth gasoline?"

Chen Pandi said unhappily: "Mother, why are you talking like that? Why am I not worth more than gas and oil? The oil from the fat on my body is definitely enough for a car to go to and from the city and village. If there is any left over, it proves that I am worth more than gas money."

"Hey, that's gasoline, not fat from your body."

"The oil yield of the air can be greater than the oil yield of the fat on my body? Why can't I boil the oil?"

Lao Shi: ...

"I won't waste that saliva with you silly bitch, show me the jar of shampoo and show me how much you've eaten."

Chen Pandi stood still.

"Aren't you going? If not, I'll get it myself!"

Laoshi raised his foot and was about to go to Fubao's house.

"Hey, mother..." Chen Pandi stopped in front of Lao Shi, blocked the door, and said to Ai Qiqi: "It's really just a spoonful."

"You get out of the way!"

As soon as Lao Shi pulled Chen Pandi away, he rushed into Fubao's room, went in and saw that the shampoo cover was still open.

Look again...

Ok!

A spoonful is a spoonful, but there is only one spoonful left.

Brother Chen Pan, who was killed this day, is she crazy?
Such an unpalatable thing can be eaten up!

"Brother Chen Pan, you prodigal old woman, stop for me, and I promise not to beat you to death! Do you think I need you to eat or drink? How can you be so greedy? How can you be so greedy for such an unpalatable thing? Can you eat it all?"

Chen Pandi ran out with his head in his arms, and said anxiously: "I didn't intend to eat it all, didn't I also do it for Fubao? I thought it was another foreign thing like chocolate, so I tasted it." I took a bite, but after taking a bite, I felt that this stuff was too unpalatable. I was afraid that it would make Fubao feel sick. I thought it would be better for me to feel uncomfortable than her, so I suppressed my nausea and ate it. Mother, I really didn't know it was shampoo."

Crowd: ...

Damn, you are stupid to think that Fubao is also stupid, even if it is food, Fubao must not eat it if it is so unpalatable.

Fu Bao was overwhelmed.

"Auntie, you are so kind to me."

"You are my only son... Er, nephew, who do I love if I don't love you?" Chen Pandi hid behind Fu Bao: "Baby, don't be moved, help uncle, otherwise Your grandma is going to kill my aunt."

All nephews:  …

All of a sudden he was killed again.

(End of this chapter)