Douluo's My Name Naruto

Chapter 96 Heaven Dou Royal Academy ([-])

The smile gradually disappeared, Xue Qinghe felt the devil whispering in his ears, and a crazy impulse surged from his heart

He really wanted to tear the mouth of this guy in front of him! !
You are in vain!

The whole empire is going to be in my pocket. I told you for a long time that I am the prince of the empire. Do you understand the prince? !
Well, even if I can't inherit the position of emperor, I'm dignified... I wouldn't come here to steal your cup of tea, right?

Taolong looked at Xueqinghe's uncertain face with a sense of accomplishment, if he dared to walk in with his identity, he dared to piss him off.Anyway, you are a high-ranking prince, and the future of the empire should not be disputed with a student.

More importantly, this guy seems to be here alone today, without help

It's good to have no helpers, but in a real fight, his apparent strength can't beat me.

Seeing Taolong's increasingly unscrupulous smile, Xue Qinghe suddenly regretted his reckless act of breaking in.

Duang
Tao Long put the empty teacup in front of Xue Qinghe, raised his eyebrows.The latter was inexplicable and hesitated:
"Are you dancing with your eyebrows?"

……

"Pour tea! Are you so blind?" Tao Long said angrily

"Oh" Xue Qinghe picked up the teapot, suddenly froze, I am the prince, why should I pour tea for him
"Why is your highness hesitating? My throat is so thirsty, it will start to smoke if I don't drink water. I have a strange disease, and when my throat smokes, I talk nonsense, such as molesting, helping me and so on."

"I molested you?! Who would believe it?"

"Oh, it's hard to say, young master, I'm Yushu Linfeng, in case His Highness the Crown Prince has any special hobbies, tsk tsk, lonely men and widows... Men, don't let outsiders think that we are male plus male, spread the word It doesn't sound good"

"Shameless!" Xue Qinghe gritted his teeth, lifted the kettle vigorously, poured it on the coffee table, not only filled Taolong's teacup, but also overflowed the table.

After doing all this, Xue Qinghe got up to leave, but was held back by Taolong
"His Royal Highness is so enthusiastic, why don't I teach you everything?"

Xue Qinghe frowned, shook off Taolong's grip on his hand, and didn't want to stay any longer, he always felt that Taolong had no good words, even when he was trying to keep him, he always had a wretched expression on his face.

"I have a story called the True and False King. Is His Royal Highness not in the mood to listen?"

Xue Qinghe turned his head abruptly and stared at Taolong, only to see that the latter was smiling.

"This is a story I heard when I was a child. It's very interesting. Sit down and listen to it. You won't be charged."

The two words "true and false" touched the secret that Xue Qinghe had hidden for many years, whether it was a joke or the truth, he couldn't ignore it, and simply sat back in his original position.

Frowning, he moved his feet away from the water left on the table.

"Go ahead."

Looking at the prince who had a frosty face and dared not just walk away with his reluctance on his face, Tao Long smiled even more happily.

This is really wonderful frog seeds eating wonderful crispy corners and returning to the wonderful house, wonderful home.

"If you don't say anything else, I'll leave!"

"Okay, don't worry, I'll tell you right away"

Drank the last sip of tea and turned the cup upside down.Tao Long put on a show and said:

"Don't gossip, show off the good man Wu Erlang.

The last time we said, Wu Song beat to death the concubine who stole a relationship, turned a corner and went up the mountain, and suddenly encountered a fierce tiger, but it was..."

"What last time? What are you talking about?"

Tao Long glanced at him dissatisfied.

"Don't interrupt, it's so impolite to return to the crown prince, do you understand the summary of the previous situation, do you understand the number of words in time? Why are you in a hurry, start the feature film immediately."

Xue Qinghe opened his mouth, obviously didn't understand a single word
"Today's story is that there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple, that monk"

"The monk is Wu Erlang?" Xue Qinghe asked
"What is it! Don't interrupt, they don't matter!"

"Then why do you mention Wu Erlang?"

"It's useless"

... Huh - hold back, hold back, think about the hard work of the past ten years, you can't let it go to waste!

"Dear His Royal Highness, are you okay, are you breathing well? Is your chest tight? Are you coughing and phlegm?" Tao Long asked with concern
"Oh sorry, I shouldn't have asked the last one"

Xue Qinghe's teeth were about to be gritted, and he said viciously: "I'm fine, please continue!"

Cough
"Speaking of that monk, traveling down the mountain, he accepted three soul masters as apprentices along the way. The first apprentice Wuhun is a monkey, and the second apprentice Wuhun is a pig. These three apprentices, well, I think about it, they should be river demons? Let’s think his martial spirit is a fish.”

Xue Qinghe had no expression on his face, he could tell that the other party's happiness was based on his own anger.

"Four masters and apprentices, by the way, the elder brother was the monkey who snatched a white horse for the master on the way. Today, they came to the black-bone chicken country. As the name suggests, people here love black-bone chicken."

Although they don't know Wuji Country, the audience at the opposite table obviously has no desire to inquire.

"The king of Wuji Kingdom saw that the monk was very handsome. Please refer to me for details. Under the warm hospitality, the master and apprentice lingered here. One day, the monk went out alone to enjoy the moon. Suddenly, dark clouds covered the moonlight. The monk was like a blind man. Entering a small courtyard, at this moment, he heard a cry for help coming from the well in the courtyard."

"The monk was terrified. He wanted to run away, but he couldn't see. He panicked and fell into the well with his bald head."

"Who knows, there is a hole under the well, which is far more open than it looks, and there is a glowing object more than eight feet high in the center, like a light bulb."

Xue Qinghe's expression softened a lot, unconsciously, he was attracted by the story.

Tao Long shook his head secretly, looking at the child who had no childhood, how pitiful he was, and even listened to such rough and sloppy magic reform stories as his own with relish.

"The monk thought it was a big treasure, so he mustered up the courage to go forward."

"Wait, isn't that monk a very cowardly person who is greedy for life and afraid of death?" Xue Qinghe retorted loudly

Tao Long rolled his eyes and said:

"The monk can't climb up to the well, there is no way to go, so I can only look at the light bulb, understand?"

"Oh……"

"Just as the monk stepped forward, he suddenly saw the light bulb staring inwardly, and it turned into a human form, uttering human words, begging him to save himself."

"The luminous body claims to be the king of the Wuji Kingdom. Forty years ago, a 40-year-old soul beast fell in love with his nine-year-old queen, so he cultivated into a strong human being. He killed him at night and turned into a king. Ye Shengge, very happy."

"Bah, nasty" Xue Qinghe spat

"Later, the monk sent three of his apprentices to expose the fake king. During the fight, everyone was shocked to find that the fake king was extremely fragile, far less powerful than the light bulb said."

"The false king regretfully said before his execution

There are 3000 beauties in the harem, and iron pestles can be ground into needles! "

"Finally die sexually."

　If you are looking at your phone at night, remember to turn down the brightness, it is best to turn on a desk lamp in front of the bed, and protect my eyes!!!⊙▂⊙

　　
　
(End of this chapter)