Huadu small security guard

Chapter 114
"Master, what gust of wind brought you here?"

Zhang Yiming looked at Feng Lao Si with a flattering face, nodded and said, he is the strongest man in the world, but Feng Lao Si can be said to be the most shameless man in the world. Compete with Feng Lao Si?

Fourth Feng sat down in his room, narrowed his eyes and looked at Tan Xiaoya who was hiding behind Zhang Yiming with a shy face.

"Uh, master, this is my wife and your apprentice's wife, so don't worry about it?"

Zhang Yiming hurriedly protected Tan Xiaoya behind him, and looked at Feng Lao Si vigilantly. He was seen to be a dignified old man. Only he knew that his master had Mao Bin who couldn't walk when he saw a beautiful woman. I guess this would be right. Tan Xiaoya was tempted, and he had to strangle his dirty thoughts in the cradle.

"Hmph, being a teacher is a master who has attained the Tao. How could he be tempted by the vulgar fans of the world? You underestimate the cultivation level of a teacher. As a teacher, you have already achieved the point where your mind is as calm as water, and you are not far away from becoming an immortal." Far."

With an inscrutable expression on Feng Laosi's face, he touched the goatee under his chin, which seemed a bit fairy-like.

Tan Xiaoya thumped Zhang Yiming shyly: "I hate it, you see how broad-minded Master is, how can you miss Master so much?"

Zhang Yiming's master is naturally Tan Xiaoya's master, and the little beauty doesn't regard herself as an outsider.

Zhang Yiming gave Tan Xiaoya a look of disgust, and said with his lips curled up, "Wife, have you ever seen an expert who has a nosebleed when he sees a beautiful woman?"

Tan Xiaoya poked her head out from behind him in surprise and saw red liquid flowing from Feng Laosi's two nostrils.

"Sure enough, there is a kind of master, there is a kind of apprentice."

Tan Xiaoya shyly hid behind Zhang Yiming, patted her chest and complained.

"Master, you'd better go to become an immortal, you don't have to worry about things here."

Zhang Yiming said helplessly to Feng Laosi that this old man actually wanted to hit his wife. If he couldn't beat him, he would have gone up and slapped him a long time ago.

"Hey, being a teacher means that the six sense organs are impure, so it is difficult to become a fairy. I have devoted myself to practicing recently, and it is also to get rid of my troubles as soon as possible."

Feng Laosi continued to look unpredictable, and said in a fairy-like manner.

Zhang Yiming pursed his lips and said, "Master, what you said earlier was great. When you go out from Liaodong University, take a taxi at the gate. There are many bars about a few kilometers away."

Feng Laosi looked calm, and waved his hand to wipe away the hala that couldn't help flowing out: "You stinky boy, you know that Master is the least close to women, and you still tell me the location of the bar, don't you think that Master will spend the middle of the night with that kind of romantic woman?" place?"

Zhang Yiming said with a look of disgust: "Master, we are all old foxes of a thousand years, please don't tell me the story of Liaozhai, okay?"

He knew that in front of beautiful women, this old pervert just wanted to pretend to be aloof.

"You know a basket. Now the teacher only has three meals a day. Why do you have other ideas? Don't tarnish the innocence of the teacher!"

Feng Lao Si slapped him all the way up, Zhang Yiming can finally feel Yang Jie's feeling of being bullied.

"Master, I think the way you acted just now was pretty good. It's better not to show your true nature, as it will scare all the beauties away."

Zhang Yiming said helplessly that his master was like this, and he probably couldn't change it after so many years.

"Originally, I wanted to pretend to be deep in front of beautiful women, oh no, being a teacher has always been so deep, Yiming, this time I'm going down the mountain to make an appointment... oh no, I need to stay in Liaodong for a while, what's the matter?" If necessary, I will naturally find you, and my apprentice's daughter-in-law's illness should not be difficult to treat, and after a few days, Master will have fun, and I will naturally help her recuperate."

Feng Laosi said confidently, without moving his buttocks, and looked at Zhang Yiming eagerly.

He watched Zhang Yiming grow up, and immediately understood what he meant, and asked, "Master, do you have no change for a taxi?"

"Nonsense, how could it be possible that the master only has small change, I tell you, I don't have the whole money, good apprentice, can you give me a little reward for the teacher?"

Fourth Feng said wretchedly, and put his hand in front of Zhang Yiming.

Zhang Yiming reluctantly took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, put them in his hand, and said earnestly, "Master, my apprentice, it's not easy for me to make money. You should save some money, you know, be good."

"How do you talk to Master?"

Feng Laosi snatched the banknotes and stuffed them into his pocket, then blew his beard and stared at Zhang Yiming.

The powerful deterrent force made Zhang Yiming's legs go limp, and he almost sat on the ground. He tried his best to make an innocent expression and looked at Feng Laosi: "Master, what's wrong with me."

Feng Laosi smiled wretchedly: "Didn't the teacher tell you that between us master and apprentice, whoever has money is the master, you are so rich, why should you be polite to the teacher, sir, Do you think I'm right?"

Zhang Yiming's head was full of black lines, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only ask with a bitter face: "Master, do you have some morals?"

"Chastity, what is chastity, can it be eaten, can it be slept, if you can't, why do I need him, oh, there seems to be something wrong with this style of painting, ahem, as a teacher, chastity is always the most important, oh no, It's morals. I just made a little joke with you as a teacher. Well, I just came to see you. If there is nothing else, I will leave first. Don't worry about your daughter-in-law's illness. I can't cure it if I am a teacher. Good disease."

Feng Laosi once again looked like a fairy.

"Master, I don't know if your old man's medical skills are good or not. It's the disease of our widow of the king at the bottom of the mountain. Why haven't you cured it for more than ten years?"

Zhang Yiming asked weakly.

Feng Laosi stared at her eyes: "Nonsense, I cured her illness in one go, how can I go to her house in the future? It's not a good thing, no wonder you can only meet the little beauties in school, see As a teacher, it can be said that she is a widow who has fascinated the whole world, and she is like a friend of women! Oh no, the condition of the widow Wang is very serious. As a teacher, I can only control the disease, but not eradicate it, so naturally I have to visit her frequently .”

At this time, Tan Xiaoya poked her head out from behind Zhang Yiming again, blinked her big eyes and asked, "Master, didn't you just say that you want to become a god, why are you interested in widows again?"

"Hmph, as expected of Yiming's daughter-in-law, her IQ is as low as his. Think about it, I'm already 76 this year, and at this age, I'm surrounded by widows. That's no happier than a fairy. These deceitful things! Oh no, as a teacher, I just feel that the six sense organs are not clean, and I can't become a fairy for the time being, and it is hard to come by, and when the fate comes, I will become a fairy naturally."

Tan Xiaoya blinked her beautiful eyes, glanced at Zhang Yiming, and then nodded earnestly: "Although what you said seems to make sense, I think Master is a little too shameless."

"Medium! You see, all my teeth have fallen out. Of course I have to be shameless. Besides, there is one advantage of being shameless, that is, no matter who wants to knock out my front teeth, it is impossible to succeed. Oh no, being a teacher is for I don’t want you to hurt people, so I lost all my teeth in advance.”

(End of this chapter)