super zombie
Chapter 34
Chapter 34
Liu Ziyan thought hard with his head, isn't the combination of yin and yang the meaning of makelove, it's just that they can understand the word when he says it?
Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, he stretched out his left hand, with four fingers slightly bent, and the index finger and thumb formed a circle, symbolizing a pipe.Then he stretched out his right hand again, inserted his index finger into the hole formed by his left hand, and said to everyone, "The combination of yin and yang is like my gesture, do you understand?" Thinking of this method really made his old face burn with embarrassment.
"No, I don't understand."
Everyone still looked bewildered and shook their heads. It can be seen from this that people during the Anti-Japanese War must have been so pure in their hearts that they didn't even understand the meaning of such gestures.
"Fuck, it means that men and women go to bed, close the door and window to go to bed, damn it, don't you understand?"
Liu Ziyan panicked, shouted loudly, and didn't stop gesticulating, his right index finger twitched and inserted very vividly, and made a rubbing sound.
Everyone was stunned at the same place, and they finally understood completely in their hearts. If Liu Ziyan explained it to such an extent and still don't understand, then they are idiots.
"Milk ball, you are a pervert, you say such a thing so vigorously, it is embarrassing to the hungry Eighth Route Army, big guy, teach him a lesson." After being astonished, Huang Daren took a cigarette stick and hit Liu Ziyan on the head go.
"Okay." Everyone responded in unison, and went towards Liu Ziyan one after another.
"Damn." Liu Ziyan ran away directly, but he was cursing in his heart: Damn, didn't you ask me to explain, now I'm blaming me, it's really hateful.
After returning to the deserted temple of the militia, Liu Ziyan and the others got busy.
Boiling hot water, removing pig hairs, and then disemboweling wild boars is a lot of fun.
Thinking that there will be delicious pork to eat in the near future, the pig's skin drools countless times, and even the big radish that he likes to eat has been put away by him, and he is honestly doing the work assigned by Liu Ziyan to wash the pig intestinal.
This busy work lasted until more than three o'clock in the afternoon. They hadn't eaten lunch, and their stomachs were already growling with hunger.
The wild boar was cut into pieces, and there was also a pot of boiling hot water in the courtyard. Everything was ready, it just needed to be cooked and eaten.
But at this time, Liu Ziyan carried two catties of raw meat and hung it on the beam, then walked into the lobby.
"Old Liu, what are you doing? It's time for dinner." Huang Daren asked puzzled.
"I'm not hungry, you eat."
Liu Ziyan's words faintly floated out from the lobby. He is a zombie. Although he knows wild boar meat is delicious, he also knows that it is a high-quality laxative. Unless he wants to make himself dizzy, he will never eat it of.
"Milk ball, Lao Liu, if you don't eat it, how dare you eat it, come out and eat as much as you want." Huang Daren shouted into the lobby.
"Aren't I hiding private goods, don't worry about me, you just let go and eat them, try to eat them in one meal."
Liu Ziyan said, the private goods he mentioned naturally refers to the two catties of raw meat that he hung on the beam just now, in fact, it was not his private goods at all, it was left for Wu Gui by him, he would never ill-treated.
"Oh, those who are hungry can eat it."
Huang Daren poked his head and found that Liu Ziyan was already lying on the kang, as if he was asleep, and didn't respond to him, he turned to look at the crowd, "Brothers, throw all the meat into the pot, let's have one Super Boar Soup."
"it is good."
At this moment, everyone was already hungry like howling wolves, and the responses were particularly loud, and many of them were swallowing saliva.
Dozens of pieces of wild boar meat were thrown into the boiling pot, and the water in the pot suddenly became cloudy.
"Hey, the militia team caught a wild boar, and now it's ready to eat, haha, we just caught up."
At this moment, a large group of Ba Lu in gray clothes broke in, looking at the wild boar in the compound, his eyes immediately lit up.
"Comrade militia, I'm Zhu Guotao, commander of the second company, wild boar soup, can we have a sip or two too?" A sincere-faced Balu came out and said to Huang Daren.
"This..." Huang Daren was in a dilemma for a moment, he didn't know whether to answer yes or no.
"can."
A loud shout came from the lobby, full of masculinity.Everyone looked around, only to see Liu Ziyan walking out ruthlessly with his hands behind his back.
"Thank you brother, we"
Zhu Guotao, the commander of the second company, was grateful and thought that the militia brothers were so easy to talk to, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Ziyan.
"Don't rush to thank me, I have conditions."
"Conditions? What conditions?" Zhu Guotao blinked, his body froze.
"Give us five [-]-style rifles." Liu Ziyan stretched out five fingers, looking like a profiteer.
"What? How can you blackmail your comrades without fear of being punished?" Zhu Guotao was about to explode on the spot when he heard that.
Liu Ziyan was unmoved, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said slowly: "Don't say such harsh words, I am not blackmailing, but an exchange of equal value."
He took a few steps forward and said, "Commander Zhu, five guns are worth a few mouthfuls of wild boar soup, but it's worth the money. Don't hurry up and wait until the other companies come. I'm afraid you won't be able to change it even if you want to." Here's the chance."
"This..." Zhu Guotao knew that this was the truth. The other companies were rushing here. When they arrived, how much pork soup would there be left?His brows were furrowed, and he fell into deep thought.
At this moment, Yang Jisheng and Su Longting were studying the issue of strategic deployment in the office. Both of them could be said to be god-like figures. They were agitating words at a large map, like two chess players, and their chess game was the entire river and mountain.If you listen carefully, you will find that the content of their conversation is about how to prevent the retaliation of the Japanese army.
When the discussion was very engaged, there were bursts of ear-piercing noises outside.
"Guard, guard." Yang Jisheng shouted angrily towards the door.
The door was pushed open, and an Eighth Route Army ran in, saluted him and Su Longting each, "Commander, what's the matter?"
"What's going on outside, what are they arguing about?" Yang Jisheng asked, pointing to the outside.
"Report to the commander, I heard that the militia of the third company caught a wild boar while collecting firewood today, and everyone wants to rush over to have a sip of wild boar soup." The Eighth Route soldier replied seriously.
"Wild boar?" Yang Jisheng looked at Su Longting, very surprised.
Su Longting took down the cigarette stick from his mouth, "Lao Yang, I think it is necessary for us to go and see, isn't that guy named Liu Ziyan in this militia?"
Yang Jisheng nodded in agreement.
In the deserted temple of the militia, Zhu Guotao, the commander of the second company, finally couldn't bear the temptation of wild boar soup, honestly handed over five guns, and led his subordinates to drink soup and eat meat.
"Dantou, Zhupi, Rongsheng, come here."
Looking at the five guys in his hands, Liu Ziyan waved at Huang Daren and the others, motioning for them to come over.
"Milk ball, Lao Liu, you said that the hungry people did such a cover-up, how did they know that we have a wild boar here?" Huang Daren looked at Erlian who was gulping down the soup, and scratched his bald head, no Said clearly.
"That's right, I didn't meet anyone else along the way. How did they know?" Rong Sheng also looked at Erlian bitterly, and said dissatisfied.
"hehe"
Liu Ziyan smiled and threw the five guns into their hands, "I don't understand this, that chick Tang Feiyan must have told them."
As soon as he finished speaking, a beautiful figure appeared at the door.With willow leaf eyebrows, big watery eyes, a tall and straight little Qiong nose, and a small Yin Tao mouth, it was Tang Feiyan.
Tang Feiyan glanced around the courtyard, and finally rested her eyes on Liu Ziyan, smiled triumphantly, then turned and left.
"It's really her, hateful woman."
Pigpi glared angrily at Tang Feiyan who was leaving, and then took out the big radish in his arms and gnawed it. Judging by his ferocity, it seemed that he was not gnawing radish, but Tang Feiyan.
"The most vicious woman's heart." Rong Sheng's words made Liu Ziyan smile bitterly, it seems to be "the most vicious woman's heart".
Huang Daren didn't speak, but seeing him smoking a cigarette depressed, he knew that he was very dissatisfied with Tang Feiyan's actions.
(End of this chapter)
Liu Ziyan thought hard with his head, isn't the combination of yin and yang the meaning of makelove, it's just that they can understand the word when he says it?
Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, he stretched out his left hand, with four fingers slightly bent, and the index finger and thumb formed a circle, symbolizing a pipe.Then he stretched out his right hand again, inserted his index finger into the hole formed by his left hand, and said to everyone, "The combination of yin and yang is like my gesture, do you understand?" Thinking of this method really made his old face burn with embarrassment.
"No, I don't understand."
Everyone still looked bewildered and shook their heads. It can be seen from this that people during the Anti-Japanese War must have been so pure in their hearts that they didn't even understand the meaning of such gestures.
"Fuck, it means that men and women go to bed, close the door and window to go to bed, damn it, don't you understand?"
Liu Ziyan panicked, shouted loudly, and didn't stop gesticulating, his right index finger twitched and inserted very vividly, and made a rubbing sound.
Everyone was stunned at the same place, and they finally understood completely in their hearts. If Liu Ziyan explained it to such an extent and still don't understand, then they are idiots.
"Milk ball, you are a pervert, you say such a thing so vigorously, it is embarrassing to the hungry Eighth Route Army, big guy, teach him a lesson." After being astonished, Huang Daren took a cigarette stick and hit Liu Ziyan on the head go.
"Okay." Everyone responded in unison, and went towards Liu Ziyan one after another.
"Damn." Liu Ziyan ran away directly, but he was cursing in his heart: Damn, didn't you ask me to explain, now I'm blaming me, it's really hateful.
After returning to the deserted temple of the militia, Liu Ziyan and the others got busy.
Boiling hot water, removing pig hairs, and then disemboweling wild boars is a lot of fun.
Thinking that there will be delicious pork to eat in the near future, the pig's skin drools countless times, and even the big radish that he likes to eat has been put away by him, and he is honestly doing the work assigned by Liu Ziyan to wash the pig intestinal.
This busy work lasted until more than three o'clock in the afternoon. They hadn't eaten lunch, and their stomachs were already growling with hunger.
The wild boar was cut into pieces, and there was also a pot of boiling hot water in the courtyard. Everything was ready, it just needed to be cooked and eaten.
But at this time, Liu Ziyan carried two catties of raw meat and hung it on the beam, then walked into the lobby.
"Old Liu, what are you doing? It's time for dinner." Huang Daren asked puzzled.
"I'm not hungry, you eat."
Liu Ziyan's words faintly floated out from the lobby. He is a zombie. Although he knows wild boar meat is delicious, he also knows that it is a high-quality laxative. Unless he wants to make himself dizzy, he will never eat it of.
"Milk ball, Lao Liu, if you don't eat it, how dare you eat it, come out and eat as much as you want." Huang Daren shouted into the lobby.
"Aren't I hiding private goods, don't worry about me, you just let go and eat them, try to eat them in one meal."
Liu Ziyan said, the private goods he mentioned naturally refers to the two catties of raw meat that he hung on the beam just now, in fact, it was not his private goods at all, it was left for Wu Gui by him, he would never ill-treated.
"Oh, those who are hungry can eat it."
Huang Daren poked his head and found that Liu Ziyan was already lying on the kang, as if he was asleep, and didn't respond to him, he turned to look at the crowd, "Brothers, throw all the meat into the pot, let's have one Super Boar Soup."
"it is good."
At this moment, everyone was already hungry like howling wolves, and the responses were particularly loud, and many of them were swallowing saliva.
Dozens of pieces of wild boar meat were thrown into the boiling pot, and the water in the pot suddenly became cloudy.
"Hey, the militia team caught a wild boar, and now it's ready to eat, haha, we just caught up."
At this moment, a large group of Ba Lu in gray clothes broke in, looking at the wild boar in the compound, his eyes immediately lit up.
"Comrade militia, I'm Zhu Guotao, commander of the second company, wild boar soup, can we have a sip or two too?" A sincere-faced Balu came out and said to Huang Daren.
"This..." Huang Daren was in a dilemma for a moment, he didn't know whether to answer yes or no.
"can."
A loud shout came from the lobby, full of masculinity.Everyone looked around, only to see Liu Ziyan walking out ruthlessly with his hands behind his back.
"Thank you brother, we"
Zhu Guotao, the commander of the second company, was grateful and thought that the militia brothers were so easy to talk to, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Ziyan.
"Don't rush to thank me, I have conditions."
"Conditions? What conditions?" Zhu Guotao blinked, his body froze.
"Give us five [-]-style rifles." Liu Ziyan stretched out five fingers, looking like a profiteer.
"What? How can you blackmail your comrades without fear of being punished?" Zhu Guotao was about to explode on the spot when he heard that.
Liu Ziyan was unmoved, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said slowly: "Don't say such harsh words, I am not blackmailing, but an exchange of equal value."
He took a few steps forward and said, "Commander Zhu, five guns are worth a few mouthfuls of wild boar soup, but it's worth the money. Don't hurry up and wait until the other companies come. I'm afraid you won't be able to change it even if you want to." Here's the chance."
"This..." Zhu Guotao knew that this was the truth. The other companies were rushing here. When they arrived, how much pork soup would there be left?His brows were furrowed, and he fell into deep thought.
At this moment, Yang Jisheng and Su Longting were studying the issue of strategic deployment in the office. Both of them could be said to be god-like figures. They were agitating words at a large map, like two chess players, and their chess game was the entire river and mountain.If you listen carefully, you will find that the content of their conversation is about how to prevent the retaliation of the Japanese army.
When the discussion was very engaged, there were bursts of ear-piercing noises outside.
"Guard, guard." Yang Jisheng shouted angrily towards the door.
The door was pushed open, and an Eighth Route Army ran in, saluted him and Su Longting each, "Commander, what's the matter?"
"What's going on outside, what are they arguing about?" Yang Jisheng asked, pointing to the outside.
"Report to the commander, I heard that the militia of the third company caught a wild boar while collecting firewood today, and everyone wants to rush over to have a sip of wild boar soup." The Eighth Route soldier replied seriously.
"Wild boar?" Yang Jisheng looked at Su Longting, very surprised.
Su Longting took down the cigarette stick from his mouth, "Lao Yang, I think it is necessary for us to go and see, isn't that guy named Liu Ziyan in this militia?"
Yang Jisheng nodded in agreement.
In the deserted temple of the militia, Zhu Guotao, the commander of the second company, finally couldn't bear the temptation of wild boar soup, honestly handed over five guns, and led his subordinates to drink soup and eat meat.
"Dantou, Zhupi, Rongsheng, come here."
Looking at the five guys in his hands, Liu Ziyan waved at Huang Daren and the others, motioning for them to come over.
"Milk ball, Lao Liu, you said that the hungry people did such a cover-up, how did they know that we have a wild boar here?" Huang Daren looked at Erlian who was gulping down the soup, and scratched his bald head, no Said clearly.
"That's right, I didn't meet anyone else along the way. How did they know?" Rong Sheng also looked at Erlian bitterly, and said dissatisfied.
"hehe"
Liu Ziyan smiled and threw the five guns into their hands, "I don't understand this, that chick Tang Feiyan must have told them."
As soon as he finished speaking, a beautiful figure appeared at the door.With willow leaf eyebrows, big watery eyes, a tall and straight little Qiong nose, and a small Yin Tao mouth, it was Tang Feiyan.
Tang Feiyan glanced around the courtyard, and finally rested her eyes on Liu Ziyan, smiled triumphantly, then turned and left.
"It's really her, hateful woman."
Pigpi glared angrily at Tang Feiyan who was leaving, and then took out the big radish in his arms and gnawed it. Judging by his ferocity, it seemed that he was not gnawing radish, but Tang Feiyan.
"The most vicious woman's heart." Rong Sheng's words made Liu Ziyan smile bitterly, it seems to be "the most vicious woman's heart".
Huang Daren didn't speak, but seeing him smoking a cigarette depressed, he knew that he was very dissatisfied with Tang Feiyan's actions.
(End of this chapter)
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