Here comes the vinegar king

Chapter 781
………The dividing line that is one in a hundred………

"One in a million!" I called my brother's name loudly, "Why are you so stupid!"

I was three years old that year, and I was smart and articulate.My father regards me as a treasure, my mother and queen are a little jealous, my elder brother is cute and cute, and a little clumsy.

Everyone in the palace seems to be a little too stupid.

Not all children like small leather drums, and I don't like them. The shaking and ringing drums make me feel very noisy.

I like to think about life.

Ok.

My nanny is a plump and beautiful woman. I often suck her big and round breasts like a hooligan. As for hooligans, I heard that my teacher, Aunt Bai Muyun, spread them out. I can’t help it. I’m only three years old. , I really can't remember anything before the age of three.

I heard that children's memory is very good, but I am a little confused, because I often forget whether I have eaten milk in the previous meal, I often feel very hungry, and the nurse is always afraid that I eat too much It will bloat, and I really want to tell her that for a foodie, no amount of food is too much.

I have a fanatical love for all the food that exudes a delicious smell. Whether it is delicious or not, I have to grab it in my hand first.Take a bite and continue to eat if it tastes good. It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to eat it. I can share it with my brother.

Anyway, he's not picky eaters.

My brother is a good boy.So am I no doubt.

But the life in the palace is too shameless. Ever since I ate the oil-wrapped chicken brought back by the nanny from outside the palace, I have been planning to go outside the palace and eat all the delicious food outside the palace. Taste enough.

That day I shared half of the oil-wrapped chicken with my brother, and I told him that I like this very much, and that Xiao Guizi's father-in-law can buy it for me.So from now on, my brother will send me half a delicious fried chicken every few days.Of course, there are many other delicious gadgets.

Xiao Guizi's father-in-law is really kind to his brother.

I want to exchange my nanny with big breasts and big breasts for Mrs. Guizi, but Ma Ma seems to have seen through everything. She warned me very seriously when I was four years old. I won’t tell you the specifics. After all Not something glorious.

But it is really a bad thing to be seen through by others, especially by my Ma Ma, which makes me feel that the future will not be easy. After all, because Dad loves me too much, Ma Ma Hemp has largely been left out in the cold.

I thought Ma Ma would try to get me away, but luckily not, it was my brother who was one in a million.And I stayed in the palace without incident, doing what a well-behaved, dignified, and beautiful princess should do.

Four-year-olds are so naughty. Although I wear beautiful floral clothes every day, my favorite thing to do is to secretly catch a snake and hide it under a numb pillow, but I don’t fall for it every time. There were also several times when I was caught.

"Bailiqing!" Ma Ma scolded me viciously, "Who did you inherit your bad taste from?" She was furious.

I don't know what genetic means, anyway, I got out of Ma Ma's stomach, if my stomach is full of bad water, then Ma Ma's stomach is also bad water.But I've never heard Dad scold Ma Ma in such a tone.

(End of this chapter)