Chapter 178
"Really?" Wu Liya kissed Mo Xue's face, "Your husband is very capable, right? Do you want to reward your husband well tonight?"
He spoke so blatantly that the girls blushed and the boys looked ambiguous. Mo Xue pinched him hard: "Hurry up and accompany Aunt Lan. Today is her birthday. You must make her happy." Excited!"
Wu Liya grinned: "I listened to your words and made Aunt Lan happy, so are you going to make me happy at night?"
The group of people laughed ambiguously again, and Mo Xue hit him with a walnut on the table: "Get out—we're going to play all night tonight, so I don't have time to talk to you!"
"How about this, you play with them in the first half of the night, and play with me in the second half of the night..."
"roll--"
Wu Liya shrugged and left.
A group of people looked at Moxue obscenely: "Biao sister-in-law, how do you and cousin Ya usually play? What do you play? Why don't you come and listen, and let us learn..."
"Cousin, be careful to play a few BBs..."
Mo Xue blushed and scolded: "Playing cards and playing cards—are you not afraid of losing?"
It's agreed, the loser will have the winner draw a black line on his face, and it will be kept until noon tomorrow, but every time he wins, a line can be cleared, and no one wants to lose that person, so a group of people dare not mess around Laughed, and hurried to play cards.
At 09:30, it was time for Aunt Lan and Mr. Wu to sleep. After greeting everyone, they went back to their room to rest. After seeing off the performers, Wu Liya and Yi Xuan returned to the courtyard, wanting to be with them play cards.
The faces of the cousins changed when they heard this: "You two cousins, you are people with high IQs, so don't play with ordinary people like us, we can't afford it..."
"Okay," Wu Liya put his arms around Mo Xue, "You guys play slowly, my wife and I will go back to the room to play."
Mo Xue lost a few rounds, got a few cat whiskers around her mouth, and wanted to win back, but her tone was very bad: "Get out! If you harass me in playing cards again, I will kill you!"
When the cousins heard this, they couldn't help but say, this cousin is really strong, she dared to yell at the devil incarnate like that.
Wu Liya had a shameless face: "But I'm bored, my wife, if you don't play with me, I'm very lonely..."
Mo Xue didn't even raise her head: "You play with Big Brother Yi, don't you guys like to compete very much, don't you like to compare? There are still two people idle, just enough for you to open a table..."
"Oh, cousin, we don't like playing cards, we only like playing mahjong."
"Then the four of you will play mahjong."
Wu Liya looked disdainful: "Play mahjong? Play mahjong with that trash Wu Yixuan? I might as well bully ants..."
"Pala——" A big handful of melon seeds slammed into his face, causing everyone to stop what they were doing and look at the two demon kings in front of them.
"Old virgin, you don't have to worry about life anymore, do you?" Wu Liya wiped the melon seeds hanging from his head, his face immediately turned black, his handsome face was more fearful than Rakshasa's, and his tone was gloomy, " Believe it or not, I killed you?"
Yi Xuan had no expression on his face: "If I am trash, you are a trash can. I have public morals, and I just throw trash into the trash can!"
"Fuck you to death—" Wu Liya clenched his fists, as if preparing to hit someone.
Slap——he was hit on the head again, and Sister En scolded him coldly: "You want to kill or beat, what are you scolding me for? I'm so impatient!"
Wu Liya frowned and said, "Old woman, why didn't you shoot him at the wall..."
Pa——he got another blow on the head, and Sister En scolded: "After I gave birth to Yi Xuan, I didn't plan to give birth to you, but I was busy with work and didn't have time to kill you, so I accidentally gave birth to you!" Come down, I should have killed you earlier!"
Yi Xuan laughed coldly: "It's not too late to kill it now!"
Wu Liya scolded: "Smelly virgin, do you have the ability?"
Yi Xuan clasped his fingers together, and his knuckles creaked: "I'll kill you now!"
Snapped!Snapped!Both of them received a slap on the forehead. Sister En raised her eyebrows: "What's the quarrel? Playing cards! Whoever loses is the one who apologizes!"
After finishing speaking, she said to the servant: "Get ready for the mahjong table immediately, let them vomit blood."
In a few minutes, the high-level automatic shuffling mahjong table was ready. Wu Liya and Yi Xuan sat down facing each other, staring at each other, as if they were at odds with each other, fighting for life and death.
The two idle cousins were so happy when they saw that they could play with the two super cousins, they stopped playing with their phones and sat down quickly.
As the mahjong table automatically shuffled the mahjong with a "wow" sound, the cards were quickly built, and the four hands stretched out to the "Great Wall", and the "Great Wall" was quickly disintegrated into pieces.
For some reason, they were just playing mahjong, but waves of invisible murderous aura rushed over, making the surrounding atmosphere solemn.
A few poker players used to chat while playing cards, but when the war started over there, they lost interest in chatting here, and they all listened to the movement over there.
"Wow, two cousins, how do you build and play cards so quickly, we haven't even seen clearly yet..."
"Yeah, take care of us..."
Mo Xue also looked over, and couldn't help sticking out her tongue. Is it necessary for these two people to be as serious as the gambling king in Wang Jing's gambling movie?
The eyes of the two people were so sharp that they just stared at each other, they didn't speak, they didn't even blink their eyes, only the eyeballs rolled slightly when they played the cards. Judging from the posture of their cards, it was as sharp as shooting a gun. , vicious, swift, ruthless, powerful.
"Oh, I made a wrong card, I'm about to be confused..."
"Hey, little cousin, don't you mess with me..."
"Big cousin, don't you bother me?"
Just after the war started, there were several servants around the mahjong table, all of them were engrossed in watching the two Crow brothers play cards.
"Hey, what are you guys looking at? Let's play our cards—"
Mo Xue had no choice but to look away, forcing herself to focus on the cards in her hand.
However, a group of people were absent-minded, and they made mistakes repeatedly. At the end of the game, all four of them made mistakes, and the others didn't notice it, making a mess.
"Touch yourself, it's muddled—bring it here!"
"Big cousin is so ruthless, you don't eat what you can eat, you have to touch yourself, it's only the first game..."
Wu Liya tossed the chips over indifferently, with a sneer on his face: "Old virgin, I'm a master!"
Everyone else was crying or laughing, and Yi Xuan was expressionless: "You lost your virginity to an old woman when you were ten years old, and now you still want to touch yourself? Why, you are not satisfied with a wife?"
A group of people snickered, and Mo Xue's face was darkened. What kind of dialogue is this?
Wu Liya's mouth can both coax and irritate people. He was not angry when he was provoked by Yi Xuan like this, and smiled evilly: "Old virgin, let me teach you how to touch yourself tonight. Your level of self-touch is really too good." Worse!"
Yi Xuan sneered: "Look who teaches who!"
After hearing such a conversation, everyone blushed for the two brothers...
Mo Xue couldn't listen anymore, she didn't know what the cards were after she took the cards, and it was the same with the others, she only took a few cards, and then someone said: "Ah, the number of cards seems to be wrong, who drew less?"
Several people had no choice but to count the cards. After counting, they drew again. After a few rounds of drawing, they found that they had taken the wrong cards and had to count the cards again.
After counting several times, someone slapped the cards on the table: "How do you play this card?"
Over there, there was a burst of exclamation, and Wu Liya's voice came triumphantly: "Touch yourself—take mine and spit it out for me!"
"Little cousin, why don't you let me go for a penny..."
"Little girl, wait until my cousin kills that old virgin, and I'll give you all his bargaining chips!"
The little cousin was immediately happy: "Really? It's great—long live my cousin!"
Mo Xue couldn't help asking: "Why is that little cousin so happy?"
"Haha, cousin, don't you know? Every time the big cousin and the little cousin compare each other, they use their belongings as bets. The few lose clothes, watches and mobile phones, and the many lose cars, houses, and credit cards, so ah , the two of them have made money, of course they are happy..."
These two brothers... Mo Xue kept shaking her head and sighing, she really didn't know what to think about them other than admiration and admiration.
"Oh, I don't play anymore, I want to watch my cousin play mahjong!"
As soon as the words fell, the others immediately dropped their cards and ran over to watch the battle between the crow brothers.
Mo Xue originally wanted to go to see the crow, but after thinking about it, she was still standing behind Yi Xuan, and the crow was very upset: "Honey, what are you doing there?"
Mo Xue snorted: "I'm on the side of justice!"
"On the side of justice?" Wu Liya frowned, "Then you should be on my side! Ha, by the way, you are going undercover, right? You are indeed my good wife! I love you to death Come on, give me a kiss—”
After finishing speaking, he curled up his lips, smiled evilly, winked at Mo Xue, and blew kisses, not caring about embarrassment at all.
Mo Xue pretended not to see: "The cards are ready, play quickly."
Papapapa, Yi Xuan stretched out his hand to get the cards, he made the whole deck very quickly, and put the cards in the most suitable position as soon as he got them, it seemed that he could make the best cards without even thinking about it.
The speed of the crow's whole card is also very fast. The last card was played immediately, and the other two were so tired that they yelled: "You guys played too fast, we haven't finished reading the cards yet..."
"Little cousin is too ruthless, why is it the card that I lack the most when I make a move? Now my good card will be demolished..."
Mo Xue watched for a while and then shook her head secretly. The two brothers played cards against each other. They would rather sacrifice themselves than smash the cards the other party wanted. Moreover, they seemed to be able to remember all the cards played. Dismantle your own cards, and don't give others a chance to get confused, so almost the entire "Great Wall" is demolished every time you play a round, and it takes a long time.
Two people win the cards alternately. Although the other two people are lucky occasionally and can take advantage of it, they are still the foil of the two of them after all.
As time passed, the two were inseparable, and the bargaining chips of the two sides were still not much different. Moxue secretly thought, if this fight continues, when will it be the end?
Gradually, she became a little drowsy, but Crow and Yi Xuan became red-eyed, addicted, and their eyes became sharper and sharper, like night owls, the more energetic they became at night.
When it was nearly eleven o'clock, Yi Xuan yawned, and a servant said, "It's getting late, should the two young masters go to rest?"
The crow taunted: "The old virgin is old after all, and his health is weak. If you can't stand it, go to sleep. I will let you go."
Yi Xuan sneered: "Why, you have fewer chips than me, you are afraid of losing, and you want to persuade me to stop?"
The crow looked a little annoyed and angry: "I deliberately let the water go, let you taste the sweetness first, do you really think you can beat me?"
(End of this chapter)
"Really?" Wu Liya kissed Mo Xue's face, "Your husband is very capable, right? Do you want to reward your husband well tonight?"
He spoke so blatantly that the girls blushed and the boys looked ambiguous. Mo Xue pinched him hard: "Hurry up and accompany Aunt Lan. Today is her birthday. You must make her happy." Excited!"
Wu Liya grinned: "I listened to your words and made Aunt Lan happy, so are you going to make me happy at night?"
The group of people laughed ambiguously again, and Mo Xue hit him with a walnut on the table: "Get out—we're going to play all night tonight, so I don't have time to talk to you!"
"How about this, you play with them in the first half of the night, and play with me in the second half of the night..."
"roll--"
Wu Liya shrugged and left.
A group of people looked at Moxue obscenely: "Biao sister-in-law, how do you and cousin Ya usually play? What do you play? Why don't you come and listen, and let us learn..."
"Cousin, be careful to play a few BBs..."
Mo Xue blushed and scolded: "Playing cards and playing cards—are you not afraid of losing?"
It's agreed, the loser will have the winner draw a black line on his face, and it will be kept until noon tomorrow, but every time he wins, a line can be cleared, and no one wants to lose that person, so a group of people dare not mess around Laughed, and hurried to play cards.
At 09:30, it was time for Aunt Lan and Mr. Wu to sleep. After greeting everyone, they went back to their room to rest. After seeing off the performers, Wu Liya and Yi Xuan returned to the courtyard, wanting to be with them play cards.
The faces of the cousins changed when they heard this: "You two cousins, you are people with high IQs, so don't play with ordinary people like us, we can't afford it..."
"Okay," Wu Liya put his arms around Mo Xue, "You guys play slowly, my wife and I will go back to the room to play."
Mo Xue lost a few rounds, got a few cat whiskers around her mouth, and wanted to win back, but her tone was very bad: "Get out! If you harass me in playing cards again, I will kill you!"
When the cousins heard this, they couldn't help but say, this cousin is really strong, she dared to yell at the devil incarnate like that.
Wu Liya had a shameless face: "But I'm bored, my wife, if you don't play with me, I'm very lonely..."
Mo Xue didn't even raise her head: "You play with Big Brother Yi, don't you guys like to compete very much, don't you like to compare? There are still two people idle, just enough for you to open a table..."
"Oh, cousin, we don't like playing cards, we only like playing mahjong."
"Then the four of you will play mahjong."
Wu Liya looked disdainful: "Play mahjong? Play mahjong with that trash Wu Yixuan? I might as well bully ants..."
"Pala——" A big handful of melon seeds slammed into his face, causing everyone to stop what they were doing and look at the two demon kings in front of them.
"Old virgin, you don't have to worry about life anymore, do you?" Wu Liya wiped the melon seeds hanging from his head, his face immediately turned black, his handsome face was more fearful than Rakshasa's, and his tone was gloomy, " Believe it or not, I killed you?"
Yi Xuan had no expression on his face: "If I am trash, you are a trash can. I have public morals, and I just throw trash into the trash can!"
"Fuck you to death—" Wu Liya clenched his fists, as if preparing to hit someone.
Slap——he was hit on the head again, and Sister En scolded him coldly: "You want to kill or beat, what are you scolding me for? I'm so impatient!"
Wu Liya frowned and said, "Old woman, why didn't you shoot him at the wall..."
Pa——he got another blow on the head, and Sister En scolded: "After I gave birth to Yi Xuan, I didn't plan to give birth to you, but I was busy with work and didn't have time to kill you, so I accidentally gave birth to you!" Come down, I should have killed you earlier!"
Yi Xuan laughed coldly: "It's not too late to kill it now!"
Wu Liya scolded: "Smelly virgin, do you have the ability?"
Yi Xuan clasped his fingers together, and his knuckles creaked: "I'll kill you now!"
Snapped!Snapped!Both of them received a slap on the forehead. Sister En raised her eyebrows: "What's the quarrel? Playing cards! Whoever loses is the one who apologizes!"
After finishing speaking, she said to the servant: "Get ready for the mahjong table immediately, let them vomit blood."
In a few minutes, the high-level automatic shuffling mahjong table was ready. Wu Liya and Yi Xuan sat down facing each other, staring at each other, as if they were at odds with each other, fighting for life and death.
The two idle cousins were so happy when they saw that they could play with the two super cousins, they stopped playing with their phones and sat down quickly.
As the mahjong table automatically shuffled the mahjong with a "wow" sound, the cards were quickly built, and the four hands stretched out to the "Great Wall", and the "Great Wall" was quickly disintegrated into pieces.
For some reason, they were just playing mahjong, but waves of invisible murderous aura rushed over, making the surrounding atmosphere solemn.
A few poker players used to chat while playing cards, but when the war started over there, they lost interest in chatting here, and they all listened to the movement over there.
"Wow, two cousins, how do you build and play cards so quickly, we haven't even seen clearly yet..."
"Yeah, take care of us..."
Mo Xue also looked over, and couldn't help sticking out her tongue. Is it necessary for these two people to be as serious as the gambling king in Wang Jing's gambling movie?
The eyes of the two people were so sharp that they just stared at each other, they didn't speak, they didn't even blink their eyes, only the eyeballs rolled slightly when they played the cards. Judging from the posture of their cards, it was as sharp as shooting a gun. , vicious, swift, ruthless, powerful.
"Oh, I made a wrong card, I'm about to be confused..."
"Hey, little cousin, don't you mess with me..."
"Big cousin, don't you bother me?"
Just after the war started, there were several servants around the mahjong table, all of them were engrossed in watching the two Crow brothers play cards.
"Hey, what are you guys looking at? Let's play our cards—"
Mo Xue had no choice but to look away, forcing herself to focus on the cards in her hand.
However, a group of people were absent-minded, and they made mistakes repeatedly. At the end of the game, all four of them made mistakes, and the others didn't notice it, making a mess.
"Touch yourself, it's muddled—bring it here!"
"Big cousin is so ruthless, you don't eat what you can eat, you have to touch yourself, it's only the first game..."
Wu Liya tossed the chips over indifferently, with a sneer on his face: "Old virgin, I'm a master!"
Everyone else was crying or laughing, and Yi Xuan was expressionless: "You lost your virginity to an old woman when you were ten years old, and now you still want to touch yourself? Why, you are not satisfied with a wife?"
A group of people snickered, and Mo Xue's face was darkened. What kind of dialogue is this?
Wu Liya's mouth can both coax and irritate people. He was not angry when he was provoked by Yi Xuan like this, and smiled evilly: "Old virgin, let me teach you how to touch yourself tonight. Your level of self-touch is really too good." Worse!"
Yi Xuan sneered: "Look who teaches who!"
After hearing such a conversation, everyone blushed for the two brothers...
Mo Xue couldn't listen anymore, she didn't know what the cards were after she took the cards, and it was the same with the others, she only took a few cards, and then someone said: "Ah, the number of cards seems to be wrong, who drew less?"
Several people had no choice but to count the cards. After counting, they drew again. After a few rounds of drawing, they found that they had taken the wrong cards and had to count the cards again.
After counting several times, someone slapped the cards on the table: "How do you play this card?"
Over there, there was a burst of exclamation, and Wu Liya's voice came triumphantly: "Touch yourself—take mine and spit it out for me!"
"Little cousin, why don't you let me go for a penny..."
"Little girl, wait until my cousin kills that old virgin, and I'll give you all his bargaining chips!"
The little cousin was immediately happy: "Really? It's great—long live my cousin!"
Mo Xue couldn't help asking: "Why is that little cousin so happy?"
"Haha, cousin, don't you know? Every time the big cousin and the little cousin compare each other, they use their belongings as bets. The few lose clothes, watches and mobile phones, and the many lose cars, houses, and credit cards, so ah , the two of them have made money, of course they are happy..."
These two brothers... Mo Xue kept shaking her head and sighing, she really didn't know what to think about them other than admiration and admiration.
"Oh, I don't play anymore, I want to watch my cousin play mahjong!"
As soon as the words fell, the others immediately dropped their cards and ran over to watch the battle between the crow brothers.
Mo Xue originally wanted to go to see the crow, but after thinking about it, she was still standing behind Yi Xuan, and the crow was very upset: "Honey, what are you doing there?"
Mo Xue snorted: "I'm on the side of justice!"
"On the side of justice?" Wu Liya frowned, "Then you should be on my side! Ha, by the way, you are going undercover, right? You are indeed my good wife! I love you to death Come on, give me a kiss—”
After finishing speaking, he curled up his lips, smiled evilly, winked at Mo Xue, and blew kisses, not caring about embarrassment at all.
Mo Xue pretended not to see: "The cards are ready, play quickly."
Papapapa, Yi Xuan stretched out his hand to get the cards, he made the whole deck very quickly, and put the cards in the most suitable position as soon as he got them, it seemed that he could make the best cards without even thinking about it.
The speed of the crow's whole card is also very fast. The last card was played immediately, and the other two were so tired that they yelled: "You guys played too fast, we haven't finished reading the cards yet..."
"Little cousin is too ruthless, why is it the card that I lack the most when I make a move? Now my good card will be demolished..."
Mo Xue watched for a while and then shook her head secretly. The two brothers played cards against each other. They would rather sacrifice themselves than smash the cards the other party wanted. Moreover, they seemed to be able to remember all the cards played. Dismantle your own cards, and don't give others a chance to get confused, so almost the entire "Great Wall" is demolished every time you play a round, and it takes a long time.
Two people win the cards alternately. Although the other two people are lucky occasionally and can take advantage of it, they are still the foil of the two of them after all.
As time passed, the two were inseparable, and the bargaining chips of the two sides were still not much different. Moxue secretly thought, if this fight continues, when will it be the end?
Gradually, she became a little drowsy, but Crow and Yi Xuan became red-eyed, addicted, and their eyes became sharper and sharper, like night owls, the more energetic they became at night.
When it was nearly eleven o'clock, Yi Xuan yawned, and a servant said, "It's getting late, should the two young masters go to rest?"
The crow taunted: "The old virgin is old after all, and his health is weak. If you can't stand it, go to sleep. I will let you go."
Yi Xuan sneered: "Why, you have fewer chips than me, you are afraid of losing, and you want to persuade me to stop?"
The crow looked a little annoyed and angry: "I deliberately let the water go, let you taste the sweetness first, do you really think you can beat me?"
(End of this chapter)
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