number one idol

Chapter 144 The Audience Laughed Crazy!
Performance scene.

Ever since He Xiao took the stage, the laughter has never stopped.

A female student burst into tears in the audience.

The guest seats are here.

Xu Lei slapped his thigh straight, "This is perfect!"

Guan Chengcheng also bent his eyes into a crescent shape: "Who made up this cross talk? It's so funny!"

Everyone else had the same reaction, everyone was amazed by He Xiao's new cross talk.

I've never heard this crosstalk!
No one ever said that either!
In particular, He Xiao's expression when he spoke gave people a very serious and serious feeling.

But what he said was far-fetched, so it created a strong sense of contrast.

The audience couldn't help but laugh, looking expectantly at the stage, waiting for the next part.

Seeing Sun Zheng snapping his fingers, he said with disgust on his face, "Can we talk about something nutritious? Don't be obsessed with the pronunciation of this word."

He Xiao looked at him: "What topic do you want to talk about?"

Sun Zheng showed a pensive look, and asked with a smirk after a while, "How much do you earn a month?"

Hey, this topic is getting a little personal.

The audience looked at the stage curiously.

The income of artists has always been a mystery. Ordinary people don't know about this industry, but occasionally they can see it on the news.

But that's just the price of a show, and everyone really doesn't know how much they earn in a month.

He Xiao has more than 1000 million fans, and he is already considered a very popular artist at the moment, so everyone really wants to know his income.

Seeing that He Xiao pursed his lips at this moment, he hesitated and said, "It's less than ten thousand."

Sun Zheng squinted his eyes and smiled. He also knew that He Xiao couldn't tell the truth. How much money he makes is a private issue for celebrities, and he just asked it casually.

So this time, he followed He Xiao's words and said: "Give me a certain number."

He Xiao looked around furiously, as if he was afraid of being overheard, he covered his mouth and said, "Three thousand seven."

Sun Zheng widened his eyes: "Are you calling three thousand seven less than ten thousand?"

A man in the audience laughed.

He Xiao spread his hands: "Is there any problem? Three thousand and seven is less than ten thousand? Isn't that right, audience friends?"

"right--"

The audience responded.

Sun Zheng looked up and down the stage, then pinched his waist, "If you want to say that, then I will say it too."

He Xiao was amused when he heard it: "How much does Teacher Sun earn a month?"

Sun Zheng snorted, stretched out a finger, and said word by word: "Less than one hundred million."

"Appreciate~"

The audience booed.

Another joke came to He Xiao's mind, so he picked up Sun Zheng's words: "Everyone, don't laugh, in fact, what Teacher Sun said is true, and his family is very rich."

Sun Zheng raised his head, wondering why He Xiao turned the topic on him again, because the two of them hadn't rehearsed before, so they didn't know what He Xiao was going to say next.

But the good thing is that Sun Zheng, as a professional actor, still has solid basic skills. He knows what he should do at this time, so he bites the bullet and said: "Yes, take advantage of it at home."

"Cheng" is a northern dialect, which means "rich".

He Xiao continued: "Everyone may not be clear, Mr. Sun's family is rich for six generations!"

"Rich sixth generation?" Sun Zhengxuan didn't catch it, and glanced sideways at He Xiao.

Why does this kid just open his mouth to talk nonsense?The rich sixth generation is too exaggerated, right?
And He Xiao didn't care whether he picked it up or not, and said while gesturing to himself: "How rich is Mr. Sun's family? The houses in Yanjing City have a set of rings, and they are very big, with a yard."

Sun Zheng bit the bullet again and said, "Well...the family has this condition."

He Xiao stretched out his hand and gestured in the air: "There are two highways in the yard!"

"In our courtyard?" Sun Zhengzheng was really confused this time.

Yard has high speed?
This is really the first time I heard of it.

The faces of the audience were also flushed.

He laughed and said, "One of them is called Fubao Expressway."

Sun Zheng wondered, "Where is this?"

"Your father is at the nanny's room!"

When the voice fell, Sun Zheng pushed He Xiao away, and the audience booed.

He Xiao said again: "Don't worry, there is another one, called Machu Expressway."

Sun Zheng tilted his neck, "Where is this?"

"It's your mother..." Just as He joked halfway, Sun Zheng stopped him, with a murderous look: "My mother came to the cook's room?"

He Xiao put his hand to his mouth and smiled shyly, "I didn't say that."

Sun Zheng pushed him, "Nonsense, that's what you mean!"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed, and the burden rang.

The guest seats are all excited.

Famous sketch actor Fei Lexian kept clapping his hands and shouted: "This is a master, this is too powerful."

Crosstalk is inherently mutually damaging, but it's the first time I've seen it be as fresh and refined as He Xiaoshui.

Is this all improvised?

What a brain he has!
Backstage, chief director Lu Yuan was also shocked.

He has heard of cross talk, and he usually likes to listen to it. He knows the few popular cross talk jokes in his heart, so he is also called a cross talk lover.

But He Xiao's cross talk made him open the door to a new world. These jokes are all new versions of the ship that he has never heard before.

There is not even a little bit of art of cross talk, and he didn't sing Taiping lyrics, and he didn't report the name of the dish. It was just nonsense, but the strange thing is that he talked very comfortably, making people want to listen to it. .

"How did this brain grow? No wonder he can write so many songs by himself. This is because he really has something in his stomach!"

Lu Yuan has been a producer of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV for so many years. He has seen more artists than he has eaten salt. What kind of talented newcomer has he not seen?But it's the first time I've seen someone like He Xiao acting like he is full of dry goods.

"I also thought the same way when I recorded "The Voice of Dreams". This kid sings original songs every day. I have suspected that there is a team behind him several times."

Wang Shi had a big belly, took a sip of tea, and nodded in sympathy.

……

Front desk.

He Xiao glanced sideways at Sun Zheng, rolled up his sleeves, and continued to talk nonsense: "Mr. Sun wakes up every morning, the first thing he does is take a shower."

Sun Zheng nodded, "I love to be clean."

He Xiao gestured: "The bathroom in their house has a swimming pool inside!"

Sun Zhenghe said: "It's outrageous, that's called a bathtub."

The audience reacted belatedly and laughed loudly.

Liao Yuan bent over with a smile and made a face covering his face, he was really shocked by this sentence.

Is there a swimming pool in the bathroom?

Isn't this bullshit?
But such a nonsense thing, not only does everyone sound disgusted, but also finds it very interesting.

He Xiao said indifferently: "Anyway, it has the same meaning."

Sun Zheng let out a hilarious voice, "It's almost there."

He laughed and said, "Teacher Sun finished taking a bath and started to take a bath."

"You can wait a while." Sun Zheng stopped him and corrected: "Take a bath after soaking, isn't that a waste of water?"

He Xiao spread his hands: "This is a waste? You wash it three times a day, did you forget?"

Sun Zheng pointed to himself: "Me? Washed three times?"

"That's right, you wash your upper body in the morning, your lower body in the afternoon, and your waist in the evening."

Sun Zheng said hello, "I live delicately enough."

Everyone laughed.

He Xiao continued: "After taking a shower, Mr. Sun drove out of the city in a million-dollar luxury car, and took his friends out for a trip."

Sun Zheng: "Well, change your mood."

He Xiao suddenly gestured: "About an hour, when we arrived at the scenic spot, we saw a bomb!"

Sun Zheng wondered, "Wait a minute, what is a bomb?"

The audience was also curious.

He Xiao stretched out four fingers and explained: "One bomb, four sharps, four guns in Yanjing dialect, and four Aces in the south!"

Sun Zheng came to his senses and stopped him: "You can wait a while! That's called a bomb? That's called an AAAA-level scenic spot!"

"puff?!"

The audience burst into laughter.

4A-level scenic spots?
What does it mean to co-author a bomb?

He Xiao on the stage was also stunned, with an expression as if he knew for the first time that it was a 4A-level scenic spot, covering his mouth in disbelief.

Sun Zheng corrected it: "In the future, you will play less of that Doudizhu, and play bombs. I think I stepped on a landmine!"

He Xiao said along with the words: "Isn't that good? I took a bath and sang songs, but just after I left the city, a landmine exploded!"

"I can go to you!"

Sun Zheng pushed He Xiao's shoulder, and the performance ended.

The audience in the audience was laughing like crazy.

Waves of applause followed.

Not to mention the audience, even the cameraman couldn't bear it anymore, and his shoulders shook several times during the recording.

"Let us applaud He Xiao and Sun Zheng for their wonderful performance!"

The host Yang Tao came out from behind the scenes, the corners of his mouth raised obviously, it seemed that he was having fun offstage.

This cross talk is so interesting!

How can He Xiao say that?
Everyone was very curious.

Xu Lei was the first to ask: "He Xiao, I want to interview you. Have you ever learned cross talk before?"

This question can be regarded as asking everyone's heart, because He Xiao's performance is not like a layman at all, whether it is a steady typhoon, or the way of speaking, and the baggage thrown out, they all have the feeling of a veteran in the quack.

He Xiao rubbed his nose and responded modestly: "Brother Lei, you appreciate it. This is the first time I have performed the art of cross talk on stage. It is all nonsense and not worth mentioning."

Hearing this, everyone's eyes on him changed, especially Sun Zheng.

He has studied cross talk for 20 years, and he is the most professional comedian actor. He deeply knows the level of He Xiao's performance just now. If this is really nonsense, how talented is he?This is really a feast for the patriarch, it's a pity not to enter the cross talk business.

But he didn't know that He Xiao really didn't know anything about cross talk, all he said was the contents of the black phone, and those performance images were deeply imprinted in his mind, so he could just read the words directly, without any technical content need.

It's just an imitation of other people's performances.

Seeing the astonished crowd, He Xiao couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this is the power of a world civilization, and if it is only faintly revealed, it is enough to last a lifetime.

It's a pity that He Xiao's ambition is not in the art of cross talk. Although cross talk artists are also very popular now and occupy a place in the comedy industry, they are also restricted by the pattern, and the upper limit is too low.

What He Xiao wants to do is to become an international superstar, reach the top of the music world, cross the film world, create a series of super IPs belonging to Huaguo, and compete with Western Hollywood.

To be honest, he has enough money now, and he doesn't need to run around for a living, more for fame.

Correspondingly, with fame, money will naturally come.

When the screen returned to the stage, He Xiao listened carefully to the comments of several seniors.

At the end, Yang Tao said: "Teachers, please rate the overall performance of the two teams just now!"

The four guests at the Spring Festival Gala, as well as the hosts who had appeared before, also appeared on the stage one after another, raising their hands to vote for the results of the two teams.

Perhaps He Xiao's cross talk was too good, and in the end, the ace actor team narrowly won.

Of course, there is no reward for this kind of winning or losing. The only punishment is that the losing team has to post a funny video on Weibo.

And judging from the overall score, the real loser tonight is the team of Ace Actors, which is He Xiao's team.

So after the recording was over, He Xiao had to post a funny video on Weibo, otherwise the show would be aired and the audience would have no way to explain it.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the audience began to leave.

The recording of the first episode of the second season of "Ace vs. Ace" is over.

He Xiao went backstage and began to change clothes, took off the big red robe, and returned to his previous attire, finally he no longer looked like a cross talk actor.

Sun Zheng came over, wondering, "He Xiao, you really haven't learned cross talk?"

He hasn't come to his senses until now. Today's cross talk turned out to be the most exciting one he has ever said since he was studying art. It was a completely novel joke, and he couldn't guess what He Xiao would say next.

Compared with the usual cross talk of singing Taiping lyrics, He Xiao's cross talk effect is even more brilliant.

"Brother Sun, I really haven't learned it."

He Xiao smiled wryly and waved his hands.

He knew that the development of cross talk in his world was at least ten years behind the development of cross talk in the black phone, and many things could not keep up with the current trend and aesthetics.

Except for some particularly popular cross talk actors who have studied a few jokes by themselves, most of them are still performing old-fashioned things.

Occasionally, I would sing the lyrics of Taiping and read the name of a dish to show off my unique skills, but I didn't know that everyone was tired of reading these things.

The audience doesn't care about your sharp tongue, whether your basic skills are solid or not, it doesn't matter whether you have unique skills or not, no one wants to watch these things.

Everyone only cares about whether the work you performed for me can make me laugh, worthy of my ticket price, not to show a boring guankou.

"Well, if you are interested in doing this in the future, you can call me."

Sun Zheng made a gesture of six next to his ear, and said with some regret.

He felt that He Xiao's comprehension in language was too high, and he was born suitable for this bowl of rice. If the two of them were partners, they would surely be popular all over the country.

Sometimes, his worth can go up by a liter...

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