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Chapter 529 Pointing to the Super God (Two in One)

In the quiet theater.

Everyone held their breath, looking forward to the start of the feature film.

On the screen, a very abstract oil painting opening title began to play.

And there are huge subtitles.

Chief Producer: He Xiao

Chief Director: He Xiao
Screenwriter: He Xiao

Leading Starring: He Xiao, Ma Dan

……

A whole row of "He Xiao" was listed, quite domineering, so that the audience in the theater couldn't help casting curious glances at He Xiao in the front row.

"Is it too loud?"

He Xiao blinked, and said a little uncomfortable being stared at by so many colleagues.

"It's just seeking truth from facts, what's so high-profile." Lin Yunkai didn't take it seriously. Isn't it normal to write, direct and act on your own?In the film and television circle, it is not a surprising operation.

On the screen, the opening title is played, and the feature film starts to enter the state.

He Xiao borrowed his brother-in-law's Maserati to show his prestige in front of his classmates, and the audience also understood that this "Charlotte Annoyance" does not have a foreigner named Charlotte, but the main character is Charlotte.

"All I do is for the person I secretly hide in my heart."

"Her name is Qiuya."

"When I was in school, she was very famous and was recognized by the whole school as the beauty of the school, but I was even more famous and was recognized by the whole school as a joke."

"But I don't understand. Why does such a beautiful girl marry a pig in the end?"

"I want to have a flash of inspiration on her most important day, and then disappear forever, becoming the male god in her life that she will never touch."

"Although the protagonist today is not me, I want to wear the most handsome clothes."

"But what's sad is that I actually bumped into the master of ceremonies!"

"My colleague, did you go to the wrong room?"

As soon as the movie started to air, there was a burst of laughs like raindrops, making the audience burst out laughing.

Almost every line is a classic.

"Is this the movie He Xiao made?"

"Absolutely!"

"Haha, it's more interesting than expected."

Many media and film critics began to become interested, and a few absent-minded players also put away their phones, watching the screen with serious expressions on their faces.

……

on the playground.

Zhang Yang and Meng Te squatted in the grass as tall as a person and smoked, while Da Shachun stood behind them and kept fanning the smoke above their heads.

"Charlotte is awesome enough to dare to hit the teacher."

"I have long said that Charlotte has a brain problem. It's too scary. I have to avoid him in the future."

"You don't need it, you're so dark, you can beat him."

"I hate it, I don't want to play with you boys, I'm so mad at you."

"Silly Chun, pinch your cigarette."

Sha Chun took the cigarette, "I have some opinions on this matter..."

"Which class do you belong to, that stupid man who smokes next to the toilet? Get the hell out of here to the teaching office!"

There was a lot of laughter in the theater instantly.

so funny!

The role of Dashachun is almost brought to life by actors, and the image of being in a daze can easily win everyone's favor, because this type of classmate will exist in everyone's youth.

So the role of Dashachun is very pleasing, and the ingenious character design makes everyone laugh.

And Zhang Yang, played by Zhang Wei, also vividly shows the appearance of that kind of gangster student. The details hidden in the eyes and the expression of body movements can perfectly overlap with a certain student in the memory of every audience.

This is one of the successes of the play "Charlotte Annoyance". Although it is a time-travel drama, it is very close to reality. Every student in it can find the corresponding original form in real life, as if this story Happened to you and me.

……

The movie continues to play.

There was wave after wave of laughter in the theater, without stopping.

In a small alley near the school.

The gangster Chen Kai played by Xiang Dayong appeared on the stage, and his younger brother in the shape of "Eight Gods" also made the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, why did even the King of Fighters come out!"

"Don't say it, the King of Fighters series was really popular in those days."

"I was able to play with two coins for a day back then, I really miss it."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

There was a burst of whispering in the auditorium, and the words were all reminiscences of the past years.

The King of Fighters, as a classic arcade game that was once popular in video game halls across the country, is a youthful memory of many generations. Although each character in it is invisible and intangible in real life, it is like the closest old friend, accompanying each other. people's side.

And now, in "Charlotte Annoyance", He Xiao made the appearance of the No. 90 character Yagami, the most popular character in the KOF series in the 1s, which is undoubtedly a good card for killing emotions, and made the audience feel deeply moved .

……

on the screen.

Intense "fighting" is on the verge of breaking out.

"What the hell is your name Charlotte?"

"It's crazy, you!"

"Tell us, don't bully me, I'm jumping over the stairs, my head is not working!"

"Who the hell are you scaring? You just want to play with someone's head, right?"

"Don't be crazy, you don't inquire about this area, who doesn't know my elder brother Chen Kai!"

"Let me tell you, Qiuya is my younger brother and sister. You f-cking stay away from her, do you hear me? Do you hear me! Do you hear me! Do you hear me!"

"Brother, from now on, I will buy out the title of your younger brother!"

"..."

Teacher Wang passed by.

"What are you doing?"

"roll!"

Teacher Wang took a quick look at the water and left the scene.

"Fuck him!"

"..."

On the bridge steps.

Ma Dongmei's tears rolled in her eyes: "As long as you tell me now that you hate me, I will disappear in front of you forever."

"I……"

"you say!"

"Ma Dongmei!"

"Go ahead!"

"……it's OK."

"Hey! I just said you don't hate it, hahahaha, don't follow me, I'm going home for dinner~~~"

"...Create--crime--ah-!!!"

……

Halfway through the film, the plot is getting better and better, and with this wave of interaction with the leading actress, another classic song "The Heart Is Too Soft" in the world of black phones plays as an interlude at the right time.

Although only two lines were sung, the melodious melody still caught the eyes of many present.

"He Xiao is worthy of being a talented musician. He sings something that only has two lines, and it sounds so good."

In the row where the director's friends were, the top director in Huaguo, Liu Haibo, who had won many international awards, could not help but praise with admiration on his face.

Liao Yuqing smiled and said, "Brother Liu, this is the first time you have praised me since the film started broadcasting. Why don't you just accept him as an apprentice."

From the screening of "Charlotte's Annoyance", Liu Haibo's attention has been concentrated like never before, his eyes are full of love, and his mouth is full of praise.

You know, as a famous director, this master's vision is surprisingly vicious, and in his eyes, he doesn't even look down on the works of many excellent directors.

If you want to hear the word "good" from his mouth, you have to be lucky.

From this, it is not difficult to see how much surprise He Xiao's movie has given him.

Facing Liao Yuqing's proposal, even though he knew it was a joke, Liu Haibo still shook his head and waved his hands: "I can teach He Xiao how to use his shooting skills, but I will definitely not accept him as an apprentice, this kid He is an evildoer who can't come out of the human world for hundreds of years, how can this small temple of mine accommodate him."

"I'm afraid that if you just enter my door two or three times, you will surpass my old bones."

Hearing Liu Haibo's high evaluation, and even comparing He Xiao to an evildoer, Liao Yuqing was stunned. He turned his head to look at He Xiao who was sitting in the first row of the movie theater, and his heart was surging like a river.

In terms of filming, he, Liao Yuqing, might misunderstand the person, but Liu Haibo definitely wouldn't. This is a master of film directors in Huaguo, how many awards and honors have he won in his life?Even the person who is so sure of him will definitely not be a thing in the pool.

"He Xiao, He Xiao, it's all right that you are a genius in music, but you also have such a rare talent in movies. Could it be that you are really a treasure bestowed by the heavens in China's entertainment industry?"

Liao Yuqing recalled every little thing since he met He Xiao, thinking of his superb performance on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the couplet contest with several literary masters at the gathering of literary circles, and the amazing opening ceremony of the Olympic Games. The audience's memory of "You and Me" finally sighed heavily.

He knew that Yaoguang was blind this time, and shot himself in the foot again.

Although he didn't go to the premiere of "25 Years Old Reboot" today, he believed that Shake Light would never be able to make a movie that could threaten the level of "Charlotte Annoyance".

After all, just looking at the first half, "Charlotte Annoyance" has surpassed 90.00% of Huaguo's commercial films.

Intensive laughs, smooth shots, reasonable plot, and just the right soundtrack... "Charlotte Annoyance" is far ahead of most movies today in terms of quality.

As long as the second half does not collapse, then this will be a movie that can be repeated N times without getting tired.

……

on the screen.

The movie continues to play.

Two-thirds of the way through the plot.

On the way home, Xia Luo and Ma Dongmei were directly taken away by two men in black.

"Taxi! Taxi!"

"Master, please, hurry up and keep up with the car in front!"

After a drag racing scene that ended before it started, the taxi driver complained: "What the hell is this? Just a traffic light makes my blood boil."

The audience was already laughing.

Hahahaha!

……

In the lens.

Charlotte was pushed into a private room of the KTV, and Zhang Ya, who played the role in her true colors, appeared on the stage.

As a guest actor, the appearance of Zhang Ya obviously caused a lot of surprise in the movie theater. Many people didn't know that Zhang Ya would join in this movie.

Although there are only a few scenes, the popularity of the national queen is still strong, and the audience is full of energy. They want to see what kind of effect it will be when Zhang Datian, who has never acted in a movie, participates in a movie for the first time in his life.

"Hi Charlotte."

"My God, are you sister Ya?"

"Sister Ya, you don't even know, I like you very much, I click you as soon as I enter the KTV! I click you as soon as I enter the KTV! ... click your song."

"Hehe, I can't tell, young man, you're good at chatting, aren't you?"

"I have listened to your songs and appreciate your talent very much. I came here today because I want to invite you to perform on the same stage as me."

After the words fell, before Charlotte could be happy, Ma Dongmei flew over with a brick in her hand, and knocked out Sister Ya.

The audience under the screen were collectively stunned.

The majestic queen of a generation, just appeared on the stage, and then she was done?What the hell was knocked unconscious by bricks?
I'm afraid looking at the entire Hua Kingdom, He Xiao is the only one who dares to let Tianhou film like this?
At this moment, both the media and the general audience felt a bit of a toothache. It was really pitiful that He Xiao only had such a few seconds of footage for the queen who they regarded as a treasure in their hearts.

Who makes people a couple? They can't be provoked, they can't be provoked.

……

The movie continues to play.

Sister Ya's being photographed unconscious did not affect Xia Luo's qualification to participate in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala performance.

In a blink of an eye, He Xiao has become a famous celebrity.

And after Ma Dongmei got into the grove with the gangster Chen Kai, he also left Xihong City, and the distance between him and He Xiao became farther and farther.

At this point in the movie, the laughs finally began to decrease. It is no longer as dense as the first half, and the beautiful painting style of the student days is gone forever. Charlotte has become a man who sees through the flashy things of the world.

"Hello? Brother Juncheng? I've already written your new song for you."

"I'll sing it once, you listen to it."

"My hometown lives in this village, and I am a native of this village..."

"Didn't I want you to get down-to-earth in the mainland? I know your Mandarin is not good, and the Cantonese version is also available."

"Old Karma, I will rent it in Jiegetun, and I will bury Diyang with a local monk in Heijietun...Okay, that's it, goodbye!"

A Cantonese song bursting with rural flavor made the long-lost laughter burst out again, and the audience couldn't hold back their laughter.

Brother Juncheng?
Isn't this the song god Zhang Juncheng?

Dare to make fun of the majestic singer, He Xiao is extremely courageous.

Lin Yunkai was overjoyed in the audience, this part was his favorite, and he even picked up his mobile phone to record a small video, without even thinking about it, this guy must have sent it to Zhang Juncheng himself.

In the movie, after writing a song for Zhang Juncheng, Tang Ming wearing Tidal Hailing’s skin finally went online again. After improvising a poem, he accidentally revealed to He Xiao that Ma Dongmei and Chen Kai drilled the grove .

Charlotte's empty heart was filled with an unknown fire. After he left angrily, he returned to the [-]-square-meter hut in his memory.

And the MVP jokes in the whole play finally came out.

He Xiao was wearing a dress, walking in the quiet and peaceful old town, and happened to be sitting on the side of the road smoking an old man, so he casually struck up a conversation.

"Master, is Ma Dongmei's house living in 322 upstairs?"

"Ma Dong what?"

"Ma Dongmei."

"What winter plum?"

"Ma Dongmei!"

"What is Mamei?"

"Okay, uncle, you should cool off first."

"okay."

"..."

Just such a seemingly random conversation made the whole movie theater explode!
Whether it's media reporters, film critics, or friends in the industry, they all burst into tears, slapped their thighs, and screamed endlessly.

And this dialogue directly raised the overall score of the second half of "Charlotte's Annoyance", giving it the capital to become a god.

Even until the end of the movie, everyone is still talking about this plot.

(End of this chapter)