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Chapter 562 "The King of Comedy"
The scene of the game.

The entire stadium was pitch black at this moment, only the projection screen on the big screen was left, like a movie theater, the atmosphere was set off very well.

At this time, as the lights went off, a countdown to playback appeared on the screen.

Three seconds later, the entire screen lit up, and characters and landscapes appeared.

All the audience in the audience watched with anticipation, wanting to know what kind of sparks He Xiao and Xiao Jitong collided with within three hours.

In the picture, the first shot was very dim, with a ghastly green color, and then a group of dead-faced zombies drifted past faintly.

As soon as this scene came out, all the audience were taken aback.

What is this?Horror film?

The instructor and the ten-person review group were also stunned, their minds were confused, and they didn't know what was going on.

But in the next moment, they suddenly realized, because after the camera turned, the filter and style of the whole film returned to normal. This seemed to be a studio. He Xiao was wearing a formal suit and was standing in front of a camera. From behind, he poked out half his head and shouted, "Ka! Be more active, extras are actors too."

He stepped out from behind the camera in small steps, stood in front of a group of extra performers who were as dull as wooden stakes, and said earnestly: "Now we are not making ghost movies. Life has a soul, especially when we have the opportunity to perform on the same stage with the action actress Qi Xiao, we should cherish it! Be more energetic, please? Action!"

A series of lines were read out, and the audience watched with gusto.

Yi Guangyuan looked sideways at Qi Xiao beside him, and quietly asked, "Hey, are you still here?"

"That's it!" Qi Xiao raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and a mysterious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

In the movie, the scene returned to the camera again, and the group of extras were still listlessly drifting past the camera. He Xiao frowned, leaned out half of his body and called "Cut", he was about to continue teaching them earnestly How to act, suddenly his head was sliced ​​on the scalp by a flying palm.

"Who are you?"

A man who was concerned with field affairs came over aggressively, and it was the character played by Xiao Jitong who appeared on the stage.

He Xiao was a little embarrassed, rubbing his palms together and explaining, "Ah, I'm an actor."

"Aunt Xia! What does this guy do?"

Before He Xiao finished speaking, Xiao Jitong impatiently waved to the group leader to ask questions.

The leader of the group was a woman who looked a bit dull, and she didn't know where the program group recruited the actors. At this time, she trotted all the way to the front, pointed at He Xiao's nose and said truthfully: "Brother Xiao, this guy is playing tricks!"

"A trick? Come on, did you make a mistake? Just let random people tamper with my machine?" Xiao Jitong asked angrily.

And the actress who played Aunt Xia is also very good at acting. Holding the roll of paper in one hand, she made gestures in the air and explained: "I'm sorry Brother Xiao, I went to take a shit just now. I saw that he was idle, so I let him He helped rehearse the positioning."

"Oh, don't think about what you have, hurry up and find me some people who can act! Wait for it!" Xiao Ji shouted impatiently.

Upon hearing this, He Xiao rushed over, re-entered the mirror, and said, "Let me come, Brother Xiao."

"You?" Xiao Jitong's eyes were filled with suspicion, and he said casually, "Make a nervous expression to see."

"Well... As far as nervousness is concerned, there can be several types."

With a serious face, He Xiao introduced Xiao Jitong as if he was opening a troupe to tell a group of performers.

Xiao Jitong also became interested when he heard it, and said half-believingly: "It's like waiting for your wife to give birth in the hospital."

After he finished his topic, He Xiao immediately entered the state, his eyes were solemn, he looked around, fidgeting.

"The son is born." Xiao Jitong saw it interesting and quickly said another one.

He Xiao followed suit and made corresponding actions.

"My wife is dead."

"The son knows how to call Dad."

"It grows on the head and is deformed."

"Win the first prize of the Mark Six Lottery."

"The son is dead."

"..."

"Hey, my son is dead!"

"..."

Xiao Ji said many things in a row, and He Xiao responded accordingly, but stopped at the link of "the son is dead".

He Xiao stretched out his tongue exaggeratedly, didn't respond for a long time, then regained his energy and explained: "No, if a person is hit too hard, he will enter a state of mental shock and no longer respond."

"Damn! Is there anything else?" Xiao Ji shaved He Xiao's scalp with disappointment, and walked to the other side frantically.

The audience watching the movie couldn't help laughing out loud when they saw this scene.

He Xiao's series of different reactions just now are really too interesting and unbelievable. How can one person make so many different reactions in a short period of time?
The term acting skill is best interpreted at this moment.

This scene is the most classic part of the original film of the black mobile phone world. There are several scenes in "The King of Comedy" that are very exciting. Ah" is another paragraph.

The title of the program group this time is "The Lost Actor", and there is no specific movie specified, so if he writes the script based on this idea, the first half of "The King of Comedy" that He Xiao thinks of is Yin Tianchou's character design. It fits so well with this topic.

"The King of Comedy" naturally has comedy elements, and the strong nonsensical style cannot be erased. The audience laughed out loud as soon as the film started.

But everyone was not too surprised, because He Xiao's position in the film and television industry was originally a "comedian". The success of "Charlotte's Annoyance" made Charlotte's image deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"He Xiao really has a talent for being funny."

On the instructor's stage, a camera shot over, Yi Guangyuan made a comment, then looked at Qi Xiao, and said, "By the way, are you a guest star or not?"

"You'll find out later." Qi Xiao smiled at him, signaling to look at the big screen first.

……

The video is still playing.

After being rejected by Xiao Jitong, He Xiao asked Aunt Xia seriously and puzzled, "Aunt Xia, what did I do wrong?"

"I don't know what you are doing!" Aunt Xia spread her hands.

"Then is there something wrong with my expression just now?"

"I just said I don't know what you're doing."

Aunt Xia was frowning, with a helpless look on her face. I have to say that the actor who played Aunt Xia was too good. He Xiao didn't know where the program team found it. Just express it.

"Aunt Xia, none of your extras are smart!" Xiao Jitong, who had just left the camera, came back and complained to Aunt Xia.

Aunt Xia pointed at the group of actors playing zombies with her hand holding the rolled paper, and said, "That's already done."

"Old Xiao, are you alright? The director is waiting to hire someone!"

Just when Xiao Jitong was about to get angry, when the camera turned, someone on the set had already started calling him.

"All right, all right, director, I'll be here soon." Xiao Jitong immediately changed his cheerful look and waved his hands at the man, then turned around and switched to the vicious mode again, pulled He Xiao past him, and gritted his teeth. : "Hey, it's you! Change clothes quickly!"

In just such a shot, Xiao Jitong's expression control skills are fully displayed, and the two faces switch naturally, making many people feel his superb acting skills.

Although Xiao Jitong is an international superstar, he walked into Hollywood with a Chinese face, but in many people's impressions, he is more of a "player" in. His beautiful action scenes made many people ignore his acting skills.

In fact, only those who are hardcore fans or those who are good at careful observation will find that compared to his skills, Xiao Jitong's acting skills are actually among the best in Huaguo, not much worse than Qi Xiao and Zhang Ming.

Although he is not from a major, but decades of Cong film career experience, is his best teacher.

On the screen, everything in the picture has been transferred to the room. He Xiao is wearing a priest's costume and is standing in the middle of the crowd at a loss.

"light?"

"The lighting is ok."

"Props?"

"It's already ready."

"Actor? Prepare!"

Xiao Jitong pretended to shout around at the shooting site, then sat down on a chair exaggeratedly, and the shooting was about to start.

He Xiao took a look, and quickly stopped and said, "Brother Xiao, please interrupt, it's like this, according to the character's background and personality, I think the rhythm of the performance will be a bit naughty, but it is a bit contradictory, do you think this is okay?" ?”

Xiao Jitong held a cigarette in his hand, was taken aback by what he said, then nodded and said: "Okay, switch on!"

"For the first time in the third shot of scene four!"

The slate was taken down, and the next moment a gunshot was heard, and a stream of bright red blood spurted out from He Xiao's chest.

The audience in the audience didn't react for a while, and their faces were stunned.

Co-author, you told the director a lot of things, making it seem like you are a character, but in fact, you are just a little bit of a sideshow as soon as you appear on the stage?
A group of people first twitched the corners of their mouths, and then laughed wantonly. This nonsensical style, not to mention this stage, is also very rare in the entire Huaguo film industry.

In the world of He Xiao, nonsensical performances exist, but they are far less prosperous than the world of black phones. There are almost no representative characters, and they belong to niche films.

In the world of black mobile phones, Wulitou style has a long history. In the 90s, it was carried forward by Stephen Chow and became the No. 1 Chinese film Wulitou, which established the title of "King of Comedy".

This is a precious resource from another world. He Xiao once thought that if he had the opportunity, he could pay tribute to Master Xing from the air and bring those classic nonsensical movies to the big screen in his own world.

The screen returns to the recording site of the program, and the film shot on the second scene is still playing.

He Xiao and Xiao Jitong stood under the stage and watched with the audience. It was impossible not to feel uneasy, because He Xiao didn't know whether this form of performance would be accepted by the audience.

I don't know if his acting skills will be recognized without the help of the black phone.

But he himself thinks it shouldn't be a big problem. The role of Yin Tianchou is too similar to him. They are both small and transparent in their respective career paths. They do things seriously and want to get out of their careers. He can empathize with the show.

On the screen, following the sound of the gunshot, the scene instantly became chaotic, and a fight scene came.

I saw a figure with long hair fluttering in a black leather jacket break through the window from the air, holding a knife and gun, and entered the crowd to kill indiscriminately.

And as soon as this murderous heroine appeared on the stage, there was an uproar.

Because this person turned out to be the mentor of the group next door, Qi Xiao!
"Sure enough, you're going to be a cameo!" Yi Guangyuan looked at Qi Xiao beside him with an expression that I guessed, who was covering his face, a little shy and afraid to look directly at the camera.

This wave of her operation is indeed too coquettish. It is obviously her next-door group's program, but she ran to make a cameo appearance, which is quite like a spy.

In fact, it was pure coincidence. After she and Shu Tingting finished filming their scenes, it was not her turn to interview, so she had nothing to do, so she went to watch the filming process of the other two groups.

When passing by He Xiao's group, He Xiao was hesitating whether to delete the fight scene about the actress because there was no suitable candidate to play Karen Mok's role, so Qi Xiao, who was passing by, was invited into the group.

Shu Tingting, who was watching the show in the front row of the auditorium, was stunned, with black question marks on her head, and she didn't even know when her mentor went to another group.

Bang bang bang!

There were deafening gunshots on the big screen. This scene was a duel between He Xiao and Xiao Jitong. We couldn’t put the cart before the horse and weaken the protagonist’s sense of existence, so the fighting scene was not as long as in the original movie, only three or five The scene was swept away in a few seconds, and it went directly to the end of the gunfight scene.

And after everyone fell down, only the protagonist should have been left on the screen, He Xiao clutched his stomach, and wobbled into the scene from behind.

Xiao Jitong, who was originally very satisfied, was blown up all of a sudden, stood up and shouted: "Cut!"

"What is that person behind you doing? You're already dead!"

With a cigarette in his mouth, he pointed at He Xiao and scolded, "Why don't you die all the time?"

"It's like this, because the character I designed is quite mischievous, so the hidden line in my heart is that I don't want to die." He Xiao explained to him in a serious manner, orderly.

Xiao Jitong went crazy, and said exaggeratedly, "You have to die if you don't want to!"

"Actually, I'm going to die soon, if you give me a little more time, I'll be completely dead." He Xiao pinched his fingers and said seriously.

Perhaps "The King of Comedy" is the only movie in Zhou Xingchi's nonsensical style that does not have exaggerated expressions. Yin Tianchou has a very serious and serious face from beginning to end.

That expression wasn't faked, he really thought about it from the perspective of character creation, it's just that the starting point was a bit wrong.

"Hey, do you know how many frames of film are used in one second?" Qi Xiao, who had been listening silently, stood up and stared at He Xiao at this moment and asked.

He Xiao smiled respectfully to his seniors, "There are 24 grids, sister Qi."

"Do you know how many seconds are in the shot just now?" Qi Xiao's face was serious, and his voice gradually increased.

He Xiao rolled his eyes, "About 1 minute."

"Then do you know how many seconds, how many frames of negatives, how much money was wasted because you didn't want to die? And how much time and effort of the staff!"

Qi Xiao got into the role very quickly, she exploded immediately, and her performance was very impactful and contagious.

He Xiao's expression gradually froze, Xiao Jitong next to him also scolded at the right time: "What are you doing!"

"Please, if you are looking for extras, you should also find professional ones! Change people and reshoot!" Qi Xiao became furious, and in the last shot, she turned around and left angrily.

Then the picture showed a close-up of He Xiao's face. He was a little overwhelmed, a little guilty, standing there blankly, his face was flushed red after being taught a lesson, and his shame completely covered him.

The heroine was left in anger, and Xiao Jitong was also furious, cursing at He Xiao, "Be smart! Go home and think about how to die!"

He pushed He Xiao out while pushing and kicking. Aunt Xia said good things aside, and dragged He Xiao out of the door while letting Xiao Jitong calm down, "You go."

"What did I do wrong, Aunt Xia?" He Xiao asked seriously, he really didn't know what was wrong with his wholehearted desire to play a good role.

Aunt Xia is just a group leader, she can't offend the director or the heroine, she sighed and said, "Don't ask me anymore, I don't know what you're doing."

"Then I..."

"You go!"

"Oh, you reminded me. I have to go back to the Neighborhood Welfare Association to open the door. I'll be back soon."

"You don't have to come back, please don't let me take the blame again!"

Aunt Xia pushed He Xiao out like a plague god, and the scene changed again, and she was already outside.

He tidied up his suit, and when he was passing by the drama staff, he looked at the piles of lunch boxes, with a flash of longing in his eyes, he paused, as if he was thinking about whether he was qualified to take this lunch box.

Perhaps for him, this is not just a lunch box, but also a proof that he is a part of the crew and an actor.

After a short hesitation, he stretched out his hand and picked up a bento quietly.

"What are you doing!"

However, a powerful big hand held him down.

"Brother drama manager, hello, I just want to get a bento." He Xiao said a little embarrassed.

"There's no food!" The owner of the big hand refused coldly.

He Xiao quickly explained: "It's such a big brother, because I have to go first..."

"Then you go first!"

The drama manager directly interrupted him, and he stood up abruptly, with a somewhat familiar fierce look in his eyes, it turned out to be the director Wang Shi.

The audience may not know Wang Shi, but the instructors and commentators present couldn't be more familiar with him, and they are all ashamed at this moment. How many people did He Xiao invite to comeo...

As a director, Wang Shi's acting skills are actually good. At this time, at least he has restored the image played by Uncle Da. He said fiercely: "Do you know why you can't eat? It's because of you bastard! Die Even if you die, you will not die! Everyone who has been killed has no food, and I have no food!"

"Don't you want to eat? You can eat with it!"

With a bang, Wang Shi threw the boxed lunch on the ground, scattered the vegetable leaves and rice all over the place, and the white puppy came over to lick it.

He Xiao's expression was a little awkward and a little stiff. He felt like he was out of place in this world and was abandoned, so he could only turn around and leave silently.

However, Wang Shi was still behind him, relentless, and cursed: "Shit, you are a pile of shit! Life is cheaper than ants. I ride a Mercedes, and you pick your nose! Eat? Eat shit, you!"

In the last frame of the film, He Xiao's running back was fixed in this way, and the wry smile on his lips made all the audience in the audience silent.

The strange song Wang Shi was humming made this scene supposed to be funny, but everyone couldn't laugh.

In 5 minutes, He Xiao created to people the image of a low-level actor who longs to act and be recognized. He was scolded by the production manager, the director, and the heroine. Dislike him and avoid him.

But what did he do wrong?He just wants to act well and put himself into the role with all his heart.

This, perhaps, is a true portrayal of a low-level actor.

Everyone can be bullied, come and go as soon as you call, life is cheaper than ants.

At this point, the performance of the script titled "Unsuccessful Actor" has officially ended.

(End of this chapter)