Mystery Leaks

Chapter 501 Shameless

I was slightly taken aback, and asked in confusion, "You know my grandpa?"

"Hey, who doesn't know that old madman?"

Monk Mingyuan said nonchalantly, and after finishing speaking, he walked around me a few times with the wine bottle, and said in amazement, "Oh, that old guy Meng Yanji is not very nice, it would be interesting to have a grandson, hiss... Is it your own?"

"Master, speak carefully."

I frowned slightly, I can continue to say anything else, blackmail me, rubbing my trouser legs is fine.But making blood jokes touched the bottom line.

"Do you think I look like a joker?"

Monk Mingyuan didn't realize it at all, but before I could answer, he took a sip of the remaining wine in the bottle and praised: "Good wine, let me think about it, this wine should be made from 20-year-old rice in Chaozhou, Lingnan. Did it come from the Southern French Association?"

I nodded, secretly thinking that I am indeed an old alcoholic, and I can tell the source after two sips, which is amazing.

This wine was indeed not bought in the market, but it was taken from Sai Yuer's car. It has no brand or trademark, and it is also bottled in a very ordinary glass bottle, but the taste is super good. I said it was a special supply of puree from the Southern Fahui.

Monk Mingyuan spoke in one mouthful.

"Master Mingyuan, did you see what led me up the mountain?" After so many days, I was actually quite anxious.

On the way, Sai Yuer sent a message, saying that the suspected eight-headed Xiangyao's awakening in the island has gradually become true, although it has not yet been confirmed.

There is no time to delay.

As a result, monk Mingyuan stopped talking, drank the wine in his hand, and looked at the shameless look in my bag, naked without any cover.

"These are all from you." I can only pinch my nose to recognize the request, but it's just a few bottles of wine, it's nothing.

After speaking, I took out the remaining four flat bottles and threw them all to him.

"It's easy to say, easy to say!" Monk Mingyuan suddenly smiled and said, patting his chest.

I breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally done, so I asked him if the secret place of Faming Temple was far away. Looking at the remote mountains and remote places, I didn't think there were signs of the existence of fairy mountains.

"It's not too far away, we'll arrive in three days." Monk Mingyuan chuckled. I don't know why, but I always feel that his smile is a little treacherous.

"Three days?!" I was speechless for a moment. I thought half a day would be a long way, but I didn't expect it would take three days.

I couldn't help but curse in my heart, saying that you are a monk after all, why did you go to such a far place to sleep, and judging by the attitude of the nearby villagers towards him, it seems that the people in this place are not a disaster, and everyone who sees him will take a detour .

"Come with me, I'll take you there." Monk Mingyuan took a sip of his wine and walked down the mountain.

I was suddenly a little surprised, and asked: "Isn't this fairy mountain secret realm entering the mountain? How could it be coming out of the mountain?"

Although it is remote here, there is also a mountain range, but the outer periphery of the mountain range, which is not deep. I thought the fairy mountain secret realm should be in the depths of the mountain range, because only in that kind of place can there be a fairy mountain.

Unexpectedly, Monk Mingyuan actually walked out of the mountain.

As a result, Monk Mingyuan waved his hand and didn't explain to me at all. When he reached the entrance of the village, he said, "Well, we have to ride a bicycle, or it's too far away."

I took a look at this small village with poor mountains and rough waters, wondering: "How can there be a car here?"

The mountain roads are difficult, and I have only seen unicycles, not even bicycles.

As a result, Monk Mingyuan smiled and said: "I have it, it's in that small wine shop." After speaking, he pointed it out to me and said, "Go push it, I'll wait for you."

I was full of doubts, but thinking about having a car, at least I could get there sooner. After all, walking is too slow. When I came, I still found a motorcycle driver and gave me enough money before they brought me in. .

As a result, I went to the small wine shop and negotiated to understand.

He did have a dilapidated motorcycle, but it was impounded because the guy had a lot of debt by stealing alcohol without money to buy it.

And every time he finished stealing, he still left an IOU, saying that the monks were borrowing, not stealing.

It is useless to beat and scold the shop owner, he can't even let the dog go, and he can't stop him, so he can only cry every day watching the so-called "IOUs" on the table pile up and sell waste paper Can drink a bottle of wine, on the verge of bankruptcy.

After listening to it, thousands of alpacas ran past in my heart, Nima, this is not a monk, but a shameless robber and thief.If people don't sell it, they come to steal it, and they shamelessly say it's borrowing.

face!

At the same time, I finally understood why he stayed in this remote village. It was because mice had entered the granary, and there was enough to eat and drink.

When the shop owner saw it, he immediately grabbed me and refused to let go, saying: "Young man, are you a friend of that monk?"

I swear, at this moment I really want to say no, but facing the store owner's aggrieved and hopeful eyes, I soften my heart and admit it with my nose, because he was really "damaged" seriously.

In the end, I spent more than 3000 red notes to buy Monk Mingyuan's bill, and by the way, redeemed his broken motorcycle, which jingled everywhere except the horn.

Thank you very much, the shop owner, he looked at me like he was looking at the savior, and before leaving, he gave me a few liters of gasoline, saying that it was enough for me to go to town.

I rode the bike out, Monk Mingyuan rubbed his hands, smiled and said, "The shop owner didn't say anything to you, did he?"

1 mothers in my heart flew over the sky, and I thought you were too embarrassed to ask, and said with a deep breath: "It's okay, he just said that there is a shameless thief who steals wine from his house every day." Drink, not only stealing, but also shamelessly borrowing Likuai Archway. I saw him pitiful, and gave him 3000 yuan for charity. Tell me, isn’t such a thief very hateful.”

"That must be abominable. That shop owner is really good. You can come to me for help in this kind of thing. I will definitely help him catch that thief." Monk Mingyuan threw away the wine bottle, hiccupped, and patted his chest to speak righteously. road.

"Rumble..."

I just felt that there were a hundred million alpacas rushing past me. Every hoof of the alpaca trampled on the face of Monk Mingyuan, but failed to crush it. The thick skinned, the Three Gorges Dam All have to bow down.

Undoubtedly, he refreshed my understanding of shamelessness, broke through the sky directly, and reached beyond the sky.

Sitting on the Nine Heavens, the Tathagata Buddha could no longer bear his Five Fingers Mountain.

A bolt of lightning strikes him to death. This Faming Temple, I will find another guide.

"Ahahaha..." Monk Mingyuan saw my face getting darker and darker, he hurriedly laughed, and said: "Well, you are so generous in giving alms, there is nothing so good, the Buddha will bless you, Amitabha, so good!" After finishing speaking, he stepped into the car and said with a smile: "Well, it's getting late, it's important that we get on the road quickly."

I forcibly suppressed the urge to slap him to death surging in my heart, took a few deep breaths, and rode on the road.

The mountain road is difficult, I drive carefully, and I don’t dare to go too fast. It’s not that I’m not good at driving, nor that I’m timid, but I’m worried that these two rotten motorcycles will break into two pieces at any time, or simply It fell apart into parts all over the place.

Monk Mingyuan showed the way, and we came to a town.

This made me even more suspicious. The fairy mountain secret realm is a place far away from the world. The more inaccessible and remote the mountain, the better.

Monk Mingyuan pointed the way to the town where the human race gathered.

I asked him what was going on, and he said he was passing by, and he swore that he would lead me into Faming Temple in three days.

I was full of suspicion, but I had no choice but to hold my nose and believe him.

"I'm hungry, let's eat first." Monk Mingyuan rubbed his stomach and said, then walked towards the best restaurant in the town center.

But he smelled like that, the people in the restaurant were not willing to let him in, a few clerks stopped him directly, and they started arguing, and finally attracted the proprietress of the restaurant who was two hundred catties fat, and she came out with a kitchen knife, looking at Dao Mingyuan Then he gritted his teeth: "Well, you old bald donkey, you still came here. My old lady killed you today."

That appearance clearly shows the appearance of bitterness and hatred.

When Mingyuan saw it, he turned around and ran away in fright.I was so angry and funny, if the wine brewing boss had such a tough wife, he would have cleaned him up long ago, why did he get stolen so badly.

Then Mingyuan wanted to change places to eat again. I really couldn't bear the shame of harming other people's business, so I suggested: "Otherwise, let's go to the next shower and eat."

I just hope that he can fill his stomach and go on the road quickly. If he doesn't wash off the smell on his body, he won't be able to find a place to eat for three days and three nights.The folk customs in the border areas are tough, and they all carry knives with them, so no one loves him.

More importantly, I can hardly bear the smell on his body.

It's really smelly, how can I describe it, it's like the smell of alcohol magnifies the smell on his body ten times, and it can be smoked by taking a breath.

Mingyuan also knew that this would not work, so he agreed.

So he went to find a place to take a bath. The border area was dry, and he always went to the bathhouse to take a bath. As a result, Mingyuan stopped at the entrance of the bathhouse, and no bathhouse was willing to let him in.In the end, I found a business that was relatively deserted, and gave ten times the price. After all the good words, the shop owner held his nose and agreed, and bought a clean suit and a pair of shoes.

Naturally, I waited outside, but as soon as Ming Yuan entered, all the people in the bathhouse ran out, scolding the boss for being heartless.

Half an hour later, Mingyuan came out, and at this moment he finally looked like a monk. Although he was wearing nondescript clothes, it was better than the rags he was wearing before.

In this way, we finally have a place to eat willing to accept us.

At this time, I also saw another side of Monk Mingyuan besides being shameless.

He ordered big fish and big meat, steamed lamb, roasted whole lamb, which filled a large table. Anyway, as long as there was something in the store, he served it all, and it was double serving.I've only seen Xiong Da have such a good appetite and appetite.

Of course, wine is also indispensable. One sip of wine and one sip of meat, the food is the same as the reincarnation of a starving ghost, and there is no trace of a monk.I can't even convince myself that this guy is actually a monk, the difference is too far.

Helpless, I can only find excuses to go out for a stroll, I really can't stand it anymore.

But after I went back, I regretted it, he was drunk, very drunk! !

So I could only find a hotel to stay, wasting a night of traveling time.

We set off the next day. I thought we should go into the mountains, but not only did we not, we came to the county town instead.

"Don't tell me that the secret place of Faming Temple is in the county seat?!" I said through gritted teeth, almost unable to suppress Wuzhishan.

This guy is clearly spending me like a kid, he eats, drinks and has fun.

I have spent all the way to the present, and a full 4 yuan is gone. If I still can't react, I will grow up so big in vain.

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly." As a result, Mingyuan looked 'sincere', pointed at himself and said, "Do you think I look like a monk?"

"It's strange!" I said angrily.

"That's right?" Ming Yuan spread his hands and said, "I'm not a monk from Faming Temple at all. I brought you here to find a real guide. He is in this county. If you find him, you can Went to Faming Temple."

"Don't lie to me, or I'll be rude to you." Although I had doubts in my heart, I had no other choice but to go straight to the dark.

"Absolutely not!"

Mingyuan patted his chest and said, after finishing speaking, he turned three times and walked into a bathing center very skillfully.

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(End of this chapter)