Tianshi face slap strategy

Chapter 839
Everyone present: "..."

Jiang Zhao patted the fat baby's head amusedly and said, "You have already cultivated a human form, and you are not a real cat, why do you want to meow like a cat?"

The fat baby raised his head and looked at Jiang Zhao pitifully, his small mouth was so raised that it could hold an oil bottle.

Xiao Yanqing's face darkened: "Fat cat, come and sit down!"

The fat baby looked back at Xiao Yanqing, then at Jiang Zhao, but refused to let go.

Jiang Zhao's heart suddenly softened.

Xiao Yanqing's face turned even darker.

This guy knows how to hug his thighs!

Ma Yun couldn't see the fat baby like this, so he snorted immediately.

His voice was not loud, but it sounded like thunder to the fat baby's ears, and he calmed down all of a sudden. He didn't dare to pretend to be stupid anymore, so he obediently sat down on the stone bench next to him. .

Xiao Yanqing was almost mad at being treated differently by Sha Mao.

Jiang Zhao and Jiang Yan also sat down, and Jiang Zhao asked curiously, "Is this the human form of Fat Cat? Why is he so small?"

Xiao Yanqing said with a smile: "Although Fat Cat has practiced for many years, considering the age of the Dragon Clan, he is still just a child, and he is still far from adulthood!"

Jiang Zhao: "..."

Well, she really forgot about that.

The fat baby looked up at Jiang Zhao aggrieved again: "Meow, meow."

"..." Jiang Zhao, whose blood tank was empty, resisted not letting himself look at the fat cat, and turned to Xiao Yanqing, "Can't the fat cat talk now? Is it going to meow like this all the time? Who did it learn from?" The cat is meowing?"

Xiao Yanqing said with some headaches: "Fat Mao is actually very smart, he just doesn't want to learn human language, otherwise he should have learned to speak Chinese a long time ago. When he was born, he was born with a difficult birth and his physique was very bad. Well, I am afraid that my achievements will be limited in the future, so I was directly abandoned by the Dragon Clan and thrown on land. It was a cat demon who adopted him by chance and raised him by chance. He always thought that he was really It's a cat, and the one who calls out is naturally a cat."

Sha Mao actually has such a miraculous experience.

Jiang Zhao was very surprised, and asked, "What about that cat demon, where is it now?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the fat baby who had been pretending to be stupid suddenly became a little lost, drooping her head and fell into complete silence.

Xiao Yanqing's face was also a little heavy.

Jiang Zhao suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Did she ask the wrong question?

Xiao Yanqing glanced at the fat baby, and smiled wryly: "The cat demon was defeated and fell in order to protect the fat cat in a battle with other monsters."

The fat baby's tears fell down.

Although he usually seems carefree and only knows to make trouble, but in his heart, there is also a soft and unwilling side.

The cat demon who raised him is, in his heart, his only mother, an existence he will never forget in his life.

For a while, everyone fell silent.

Jiang Zhao gently touched the fat baby's head, but didn't say a word.

At this time, no matter what to say, it is superfluous.

The fat baby jumped into Jiang Zhao's arms at once, and the sound of "meow" was still crying.

Jiang Zhao hugged him distressedly and kept comforting him.

Xiao Yanqing, who was also in grief at first, saw Sha Mao poking his head out of Jiang Zhao's arms and winking slyly at him.

The expression on Xiao Yanqing's face froze all of a sudden.

This stinky bird has even learned to play with its mind!

Ma Yun and Jiang Yan also saw Sha Mao's scheming, they looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly felt that this little Bi An was quite interesting.

"Okay, stop winking." Ma Yun coughed twice, "It's a good thing that the fat cat can cultivate a human form. But he can't speak human words. After all, this is a big deal, and he has to learn it quickly. Okay. In addition, with his current situation, his human form is still not very stable, and this needs more retreat to solve it."

The fat baby suddenly looked depressed.

He has been in retreat for so long, will he continue to retreat next?
This is too bad!
It's been a long time since he has eaten fish made by sister Jiang!

Jiang Zhaoai looked helplessly at the fat baby, and suddenly came back to his senses and said, "No, he can speak human language. He just called my sister!"

Fat Wanwa's eyes lit up, he raised his head and shouted at Jiang Zhao again: "Sister Jiang!"

Look, isn't that a good shout?
Ma Yun and the others were also startled, while Jiang Yuan glared and said, "What else would you say besides calling sister?!"

The fat baby looked at Jiang Zhao and Jiang Yan, and suddenly shouted at Jiang Yan: "Papa Jiang!"

Jiang Yan: "..."

Where did he have such a big fat son? !

Ma Yun and Xiao Yanqing were frightened at first by Sha Mao's amazing strokes, but then they couldn't help laughing out loud.

Ma Yun also said with a smile: "My in-laws, Lin'er descended from the sky, congratulations!"

As a fat cat, Jiang Yan was called Dad by him, which still took advantage of him!

Jiang Yan's face turned dark, but he didn't know how to refute for a while, so he could only say fiercely to the fat baby: "Don't yell at people like that in the future!"

The fat baby looked blank.

Is there anything wrong with him calling Dad after Sister Jiang?

Seeing this, Jiang Zhao hurriedly said: "Dad, how old is he now, please tell him well, don't be so fierce."

"..." Jiang Yan stared at her, "Could it be that you really want more younger brothers to come out suddenly?"

"..." Jiang Zhao said helplessly, "Dad, that's not what I meant...you just treat yourself like a kid, can't you?"

But this Bi An is not a real child either!
Jiang Yan stopped talking.

Forget it, he can't afford to mess with this, so it's better not to mess with him.

Jiang Zhao asked Ma Yun, "Master, apart from retreating, is there any other way for Fat Mao to stabilize his realm?"

"No!" Ma Yun said resolutely, "In his situation, retreat is definitely necessary. However, retreat for two or three days is also retreat, and retreat for two or three years is also retreat. How long Fat Mao should retreat depends on the situation." Will he be able to calm down by then?"

Jiang Zhao looked at Xiao Yanqing again, and Xiao Yanqing nodded affirmatively.

Jiang Zhao couldn't help it, and after thinking about it, he had to gently say to the fat cat: "Hey, I know you can't speak human language very well, but you can definitely understand it. With your current appearance, I also think you It would be better to retreat for a while longer. When your realm is stable, you can appear in front of people with your current image for a long time, and if you learn Chinese, then we won’t be as worried as we are now when you appear in front of outsiders again.”

After all, it’s just going to retreat anyway!
Even after Jiang Zhao said that, the fat baby knew that he would definitely not be able to escape this time, so he nodded with tears in his eyes, as if he had suffered some great grievance.

(End of this chapter)