Fundamentals of Catching Immortals
Chapter 143 Green Bamboo Resentment
Chapter 143 Green Bamboo Resentment ([-])
Transforming back into a chicken and walking in the crowd, feeling as if his buttocks were bare made Ah Xu extremely nervous.Although Ah Xu knew that she was small now, as long as she didn't trip over anyone, no one would pay attention to her, but the shame of her bare buttocks was too strong, so she felt uncomfortable all over. Xiaobu moved for a while, and finally he didn't hold back, he simply spread his paws, flapped his wings and ran quickly towards the teahouse.
In fact, as a pheasant with little life experience, it is not easy for Ah Xu to come up with this method of "selling himself".It's just that she is young after all, and she is only a little over a hundred years old, and there are some things that her simple chicken brain can't think of.
For example, in broad daylight, in the midst of the universe... on a bustling street with people coming and going, the appearance of a pheasant running alone will attract so many eyes.
"Mom! Look there's a peacock!"
"That's not a peacock, that's a pheasant... Wait a minute? Pheasant? Whose pheasant? Why is it running alone?"
"Hey! It's really a pheasant. Whose pheasant is lost? If it's not tied up, this chicken will run away!"
"It doesn't matter whose chicken it is, since I didn't tie it up and let it run away, whoever catches it will be the one! Hey! This little guy runs pretty fast!"
"Stop this chicken! This kind of pheasant is no better than the one raised at home, it can fly!"
A Xu was terrified, his wings flapped and his feathers flew wildly, he almost turned into an afterimage and sprinted around in the chaotic crowd, his two slender legs were as fast as if they had been twisted.
Why is this corn full of tears?Why can a little pheasant fly high on a human head?
Because she was stupid, she actually forgot—in the eyes of humans, pheasants are edible!
"oops!"
"That chicken ran into the teahouse!"
Neighbors who want to pick up a pheasant at no cost to take home and stew it to mend their bodies, and passers-by who find it funny to see chickens flying and dogs jumping around, just watch the pheasant scurrying around with its long tail , The nimble pheasant just ran into a teahouse.
Everyone didn't know whether to chase in for a while, but suddenly they heard Xiao Er's sharp yelling and cursing in the teahouse.
"Oh, I'm going to your second uncle and grandpa! Whose chicken was put in? It burned my hands! Whose chicken! Whose!"
There was a commotion in the teahouse, Axu rushed to the second floor, looked up and saw Crane Shishi who was sitting in the same place, shed tears immediately, fluttered his wings and rushed over, as if he saw his relatives, shouted in an earth-shattering voice Said: "Cackling!"
"..."
As soon as He Shiyi stretched out his hand, A Xu plunged into He Shiyi's arms.She was so frightened that the whole chicken forced its body into He Shiyi's skirt, buried its head in He Shiyi's arms, but only its buttocks and tail were exposed.
He Shiyi lowered his head and glanced at Axu's chicken butt which was trembling with fright, and couldn't help but pat it lightly with his hand.
If Ah Xu hadn't been frightened so much that her little soul flew away, she would definitely use the words "if you touch your butt, you have to be responsible" to ask He Shiyi for some tofu.
Whether it was the other tea drinkers around or the waiter who watched the chicken rush in, they were a little dumbfounded now.The teahouse suddenly fell silent, even the storyteller stopped talking, opened his mouth wide and raised his head to look at He Shiyi.
(End of this chapter)
Transforming back into a chicken and walking in the crowd, feeling as if his buttocks were bare made Ah Xu extremely nervous.Although Ah Xu knew that she was small now, as long as she didn't trip over anyone, no one would pay attention to her, but the shame of her bare buttocks was too strong, so she felt uncomfortable all over. Xiaobu moved for a while, and finally he didn't hold back, he simply spread his paws, flapped his wings and ran quickly towards the teahouse.
In fact, as a pheasant with little life experience, it is not easy for Ah Xu to come up with this method of "selling himself".It's just that she is young after all, and she is only a little over a hundred years old, and there are some things that her simple chicken brain can't think of.
For example, in broad daylight, in the midst of the universe... on a bustling street with people coming and going, the appearance of a pheasant running alone will attract so many eyes.
"Mom! Look there's a peacock!"
"That's not a peacock, that's a pheasant... Wait a minute? Pheasant? Whose pheasant? Why is it running alone?"
"Hey! It's really a pheasant. Whose pheasant is lost? If it's not tied up, this chicken will run away!"
"It doesn't matter whose chicken it is, since I didn't tie it up and let it run away, whoever catches it will be the one! Hey! This little guy runs pretty fast!"
"Stop this chicken! This kind of pheasant is no better than the one raised at home, it can fly!"
A Xu was terrified, his wings flapped and his feathers flew wildly, he almost turned into an afterimage and sprinted around in the chaotic crowd, his two slender legs were as fast as if they had been twisted.
Why is this corn full of tears?Why can a little pheasant fly high on a human head?
Because she was stupid, she actually forgot—in the eyes of humans, pheasants are edible!
"oops!"
"That chicken ran into the teahouse!"
Neighbors who want to pick up a pheasant at no cost to take home and stew it to mend their bodies, and passers-by who find it funny to see chickens flying and dogs jumping around, just watch the pheasant scurrying around with its long tail , The nimble pheasant just ran into a teahouse.
Everyone didn't know whether to chase in for a while, but suddenly they heard Xiao Er's sharp yelling and cursing in the teahouse.
"Oh, I'm going to your second uncle and grandpa! Whose chicken was put in? It burned my hands! Whose chicken! Whose!"
There was a commotion in the teahouse, Axu rushed to the second floor, looked up and saw Crane Shishi who was sitting in the same place, shed tears immediately, fluttered his wings and rushed over, as if he saw his relatives, shouted in an earth-shattering voice Said: "Cackling!"
"..."
As soon as He Shiyi stretched out his hand, A Xu plunged into He Shiyi's arms.She was so frightened that the whole chicken forced its body into He Shiyi's skirt, buried its head in He Shiyi's arms, but only its buttocks and tail were exposed.
He Shiyi lowered his head and glanced at Axu's chicken butt which was trembling with fright, and couldn't help but pat it lightly with his hand.
If Ah Xu hadn't been frightened so much that her little soul flew away, she would definitely use the words "if you touch your butt, you have to be responsible" to ask He Shiyi for some tofu.
Whether it was the other tea drinkers around or the waiter who watched the chicken rush in, they were a little dumbfounded now.The teahouse suddenly fell silent, even the storyteller stopped talking, opened his mouth wide and raised his head to look at He Shiyi.
(End of this chapter)
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