Rebirth of Entertainment Global

Chapter 217 I peed from laughing, is it true?
Geng Xiaofei is a yearly VIP user of Asuka Video. The reason why he recharged as a VIP for a year was because Asahi Video was doing an event. He recharged for a year and got half a year as a VIP, and he also enjoyed a [-]% discount.

Asuka Video’s monthly subscription to vip is absolutely the cheapest on the entire network, at 15 yuan/month. You must know that the largest video platforms in China, such as Kushen, Lekan, Aixun, and Flash Search, are all 30 yuan/month.

Geng Xiaofei calculated before recharging the VIP package year, 15 yuan with a 12% discount is 12 yuan, 144 months a year, 18 yuan for 8 months, an average of [-] yuan per month, it is simply super cost-effective!
Is it really worth it?A bargain!
Geng Xiaofei regretted it immediately after recharging. This is also because he is inexperienced. He only wanted to recharge cheaply, but he didn’t know that cheap products are not good. There is no other reason. Asuka Video is too scumbag. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have your own self-produced dramas, but many are on TV The most popular TV series on the Internet are either not directly available or transcoded to other videos. The most disgusting thing about transcoding is to wait for advertisements. Ordinary users don’t care. Do VIP users feel aggrieved?Obviously, I have recharged to become a VIP, and I still have to wait for the advertisement time, so I am making wool?

The money and the goods are paid off, and it is useless for Geng Xiaofei to regret it any more. He decided not to come to the bird again after the VIP expired.

These days, Asuka Video is promoting an online drama called "WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa did this is a mini drama that sparkles ancient and modern!This is an amazing life of a royal diaosi!Want to know the unexpected legendary story of the super hanging wire king sledgehammer? It will premiere on the entire network of Asuka on May 5!
Geng Xiaofei is not blind, so he naturally saw the advertisement for this low-budget online drama.

Why does Geng Xiaofei think that "Unexpectedly" is a small cost?Because Geng Xiaofei, the actor of "Unexpectedly", has never heard of any of them, and he doesn't know the director, so what is it if it's not a small cost?

I do n’t know that the online rumors are not true. It is said that Flying Bird Video bought the online exclusive right to broadcast the online exclusive online broadcast of “Thousands of Unexpectedly” at a price of 100 million per episode.

The news of Geng Xiaofei was unacceptable. He knew that the young handsome was the screenwriter of "Unexpectedly", but this did not mean that he was optimistic about "Thousands of Unexpectedly". A person is convenient and excellent in a certain way, and it does not mean that it is excellent in all aspects.

All in all, Geng Xiaofei belongs to one of the groups of people who watched the "Unexpectedly" "Unexpectedly". The VIP of the Bird Bao Nian is too pit, and he has made him complaining deeply. It gets worse and worse.

Well, Geng Xiaofei's mood is relatively negative, mainly because he thinks that he obviously spent money but can't get the enjoyment of honored VIP users, it's a waste of money!
In fact, it's not just Geng Xiaofei, many VIP users of Asuka don't want to renew their VIP. When their VIP expires, they will leave Asuka, and they will not come back if they are killed.

"Wan WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Geng Xiaofei sat in front of the computer and kept the broadcast of "Never I thought". He hadn't watched the film and did not speak. Geng Xiaofei opened the first episode of "Never expected" with the psychology of finding faults.

VIP members are free of advertisements. Geng Xiaofei saves 90 seconds of advertisement time and can watch videos directly. This is the advantage of VIP members.

The first episode started broadcasting, and what Geng Xiaofei saw were five golden characters "Young Marshal's Studio", and then the screen changed, and a joyful voice sounded, "I never expected, la la la la!"

"This program is jointly sponsored by New Anime Weekly Magazine and Fun Children's Magazine!"

Episode 1 title subtitle: "Is it as hot as a dog? It's a hot dog. Wang Wang Wang. The box lunch of the crew is terrible, but if you don't eat it, you will die. I have to work hard today because it's 100 yuan a day. Hehe, I want to become the king of Asian film and television. I can definitely do it, because I live at No. [-], West Fifth Building, Asia Community."

Since the subtitles were only frozen for a second, Geng Xiaofei stepped back and pressed the pause button to see the subtitles clearly.

When the plot started, Geng Xiaofei saw a long dead face, this is the protagonist of the story——Wang Dahammer!

Narrator: "My name is Wang Dahui, I'm an actor, and I'm filming a low-budget martial arts drama."

The camera zoomed out, and Wang Dahui was holding a toy sword. He looked at Wang Dahui's eyes full of contempt, and then listened to Wang Dahui's thoughts: "Isn't this too low-cost? Which one is a children's toy sword?"

At this time, the toy sword was unconvinced and flashed immediately!
Looking at Wang Dahammer again, his eyes widened in an instant, and he was a little dumbfounded and said: "It's already this quality, what's the matter?"

The toy sword is having a temper tantrum and keeps blinking!

Wang Dachui thought to himself: "Oh, you are still not convinced when you say that your quality is poor?"

"puff……"

Geng Xiaofei couldn't bear it anymore, he was amused by the actor who played Wang Dahammer, he felt that the actor's expression was very good, quite funny.

The video continued to play, and villain A made his debut with a sword!

Villain A recited the lines: "Hahaha~ If you want to rescue the princess, then, uh, just..."

The camera pointed at Wang Dahui for a big close-up, look at Wang Dahui's cute and cute face, is it funny?
Bad guy A continued to recite his lines: "Just~err~just step over my dead body!"

Wang Dachui couldn't take it anymore, he complained in his heart: "Please, can you memorize the lines before you come up?"

Villain A said: "Come on! Use your ultimate move - Nine Suns God Fist!"

Wang Dachui suddenly realized, and thought in his heart: "So I used boxing. Nine Suns Fist, it sounds so good. I feel a powerful force converging on both fists. My left fist is as hot as a flame. My right fist is as cold as frost."

Hey, Geng Xiaofei really couldn't hold back, he laughed out loud, Wang Dahammer still dislikes that other actors' memorization of lines is not professional, he himself can't even tell the characters he plays with swords and fists, isn't it? Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps?

Next came the laughing point, Geng Xiaofei saw Wang Dahammer's extraordinary momentum, and thought that Wang Dahammer was going to release some special effects, but subtitles appeared on the left and right fists, the left fist subtitled "fire special effects", and the right fist subtitled "frost special effects".

"Hahaha……"

Geng Xiaofei smiled happily, Wang Dahammer was indeed filming a low-cost martial arts drama!
Wang Dahui couldn't bear it anymore, and complained directly: "I got a big fork, what is it? I didn't even do special effects, so it's too perfunctory to just type it out?"

Villain A was startled: "It turned out to be the Nine Suns Fist—the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!"

Wang Dachui asked: "How did you see this trick? Isn't the name too perverted?"

The innocent boy didn't understand the meaning of "Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire", but Geng Xiaofei understood it and smiled knowingly. Just as Wang Dazhui said, this name is really pretty.

Then, villain A yelled loudly: "It's too powerful!"

Watching villain A being continuously attacked by Wang Dachui's left and right fists with the subtitles of "Flame Special Effect" and "Frost Special Effect", Wang Dachui was stunned for a moment, but he didn't do anything?

After a while, villain A fell to the ground and said: "As expected of the successor of Nine Suns Fist, ahem... I have no regrets in my life..."

Wang Dachui immediately became annoyed, and said: "Wugui your sister, I haven't made a move yet, let me tell you!"

Villain A ignored Wang Dachui and recalled: "I think of running in the sunset that afternoon, that was my lost youth."

Wang Dachui asked: "Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things?"

Villain A let out a "uh" belch, and Wang Dachui could only sigh, thinking as he walked, "Since the enemy has been defeated, I should be able to rescue the princess, right?"

The next second, villain B jumped out with a sword in his hand and said, "No, you still have to beat me."

Geng Xiaofei looked at villain B with familiarity, isn't this the villain A from before?

Wang Dachui was taken aback, and asked, "Didn't I defeat you just now?"

Bad guy B asked back: "Do you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dachui said: "It's completely you, it's just a change of clothes, right?"

Bad guy B looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha~~~"

Then villain B admitted: "That's right!"

Wang Dachui couldn't help but said in his stomach: "How shameless to admit it, this crew is too poor, isn't it? Will another actor die?"

The villain drew out his sword as he spoke: "Come on! Let's fight it out!"

Wang Dachui secretly said: "How should I deal with him?"

Wang Dachui didn’t need to burn his brain anymore, the subtitle scene appeared directly, the two fought for hundreds of rounds, when Wang Dahammer came back to his senses, villain B had already fallen to the ground and uttered the classic line: “As expected of the successor of Nine Suns Fist, my A life without regrets..."

Wang Dachui was speechless, he didn't even know what happened?He didn't do anything just now?
Wang Dachui left after villain B died, thinking as he walked: "The princess is about to be rescued, why are you not looking forward to it at all?"

Contrary to Wang Dahammer, Geng Xiaofei and other audiences are full of expectations for Wang Dahammer to rescue the princess.

As soon as the screen changed, Wang Dachui came to the Flame Mountain (special effects for children's painting level).

Wang Dachui complained wildly in his heart: "Can this special effect be any more sloppy? There is no sense of substitution at all! And the guy standing on the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? Isn't it drawn by the same makeup artist? The style is completely different!"

Hey, the style is indeed different, I feel that the villain C, the big devil, is so imposing!
The Great Demon King smiled sinisterly and said, "Young man, you are finally here. The princess is locked up under this, this, this, this, this, this of the castle."

Wang Dahammer said: "How many times have you recited it and still can't remember the lines?"

The Great Demon King said: "You have to step over my corpse. Boy, I want to fight you to the death!"

As the voice of the Great Demon King fell, the black wings behind him spread out.

Wang Dachui said with emotion: "As expected of the ultimate demon king, the special effects have become exquisite. Finally, it looks like a decisive battle."

Justice VS Evil, the two roared and confronted each other.

Wang Dahammer raised his fists with flashing subtitles. The Demon King jumped down from the Flame Mountain in a domineering manner.

Geng Xiaofei was dumbfounded sitting in front of the computer. He never expected the ending to be like this. Isn't this big devil too scumbag?He actually played himself to death.

What I never expected is yet to come, and the story continues.

Wang Dachui: "My name is Wang Dachui. I never thought that I would rescue the princess even though I didn't want to save the princess at all. It really is this guy again."

My goodness, this crew is really saving money, and the princess is also played by villains A, B, and C.

The princess looked at Wang Dachui affectionately, and said: "You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight. I want it, I want it, a bridal chamber, I want it..."

Holding a certain toy sword flickering back and forth, Wang Dahammer committed suicide by committing suicide.

The princess hugged Wang Dahammer and said, "Why did you do this? Why bother?"

Then, the princess forcibly kissed Wang Dahammer!

In the end, it was Wang Dachui's heartfelt voice: "I don't want to work with this poor crew ever again!"

What a joke, the audience who watched the first episode of "Unexpectedly" all hope that Wang Dahui will continue to cooperate with this kind of poor crew, otherwise where does the joy come from?

Lin Tianbao presents the first episode of "Unexpectedly", "Low-cost martial arts drama" in this world. The propaganda banner held by "The Promotion of the Princess" is "poor crew".

Can a poor crew make a good show?Looks like a little bit of anticipation!

Geng Xiaofei instantly forgot the original intention of "finding faults", and without hesitation, he gave "WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWan Fang" a 10 points (full score) evaluation, and left a message: "This drama is so fucking funny, it made my stomach It hurts from laughing, but unfortunately the film is too short, I finished watching it in a while."

A few seconds later, Geng Xiaofei added: "However, this movie is very exciting. I feel that every second is the essence. I really look forward to the next episode. How long will it take for the next episode to air?"

When Geng Xiaofei saw that "Unexpectedly" was broadcast every Monday at 20:00, the wolf howled: "No way? Will there be a second episode until next Monday?"

At this moment, Geng Xiaofei had already forgotten that Asuka had screwed him over. If Asuka releases web dramas like "Wonderfully Unexpected" from time to time, why not let him stay in Asuka all the time?

Geng Xiaofei is a VIP member who is free of advertisements. When he finished watching the first episode of "Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan, the comment area was still very deserted, and there were only a few comments.

A few minutes later, the number of comments on "WanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWanWang" Comments surged to dozens at most, and most of them were positive comments.

"A little surprised, I didn't expect" I never thought "than I thought, it was a smile."

"I never expected it, I really never expected it, it's so funny, I can't stop my tears."

"Hey, hey, have you noticed that the actor who played Wang Dahammer is quite handsome, and that cute face is so cute."

"The one upstairs is a girl, right? I don't think Wang Dazhui is handsome, but I think he is quite wretched. He looks like a poor dick!"

"Can everyone stop talking about unimportant things? Have you found out where the plot of the first episode is? Low-cost martial arts drama, low-cost, isn't this full of bad news? Talk about those big-budget special effects? "

As time passed by, the number of people watching "Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan more and more people, and the message area became more and more lively. Many people said that they came for the young marshal, and they were the young marshal's fans; Some people said that they got on the thief ship and went to Asuka's VIP, and now "Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Fang" is broadcasting exclusively on Asuka, no matter whether the show is good or not, at least they should enjoy the VIP treatment, right?Some people came to join in the fun, expressing that they purely wanted to complain about Asuka and "Never Expected", how could "Never Expected" be so funny?

It is undeniable that "Never Expected" is rough in production, but it can't hide its excellent nature, especially the sentence "My life is full of regrets. I think of running under the sunset that day. That is my lost youth." Super classic , is there any?

Especially villains A, B, and C recall the scene of running in the sunset that day when they are dying, and they pee laughing, is there anything?

　Thanks to "maae1218" and "Rongwangmiao" for their support!

　　
　
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