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Chapter 121 You have to make trouble
Speaking of cross talk, Qin Feng and Lin Yang are very satisfied.

All burdens and jokes are perfectly presented to the audience through the language of the two.

No matter on the spot or in front of the live broadcast computer, there was endless laughter, and the performance can be said to be extremely exciting.

Next is the ending of this cross talk, as long as the ending is beautiful, then this will definitely be a happy start, and the subsequent performances will undoubtedly be much less stressful.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked at each other while laughing, and they both saw excitement and excitement in each other's eyes.

But it's not time to celebrate yet, and the show still has to go on.

The laughter in the auditorium was deafening.

Qin Feng laughed and shouted at Lin Yang: "How many do you have?"

Lin Yang suppressed a smile and waved his hands: "Who told you this?"

Qin Feng replied with a smile: "I love to say this."

Lin Yang: "Think of something good!"

Qin Feng smiled and tidied up the table: "I'm going, I'm going to buy pets,...there is a pet market at the door, I'm going to buy pets"

Lin Yang nodded: "Go and have a look."

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed, and yelled: "As soon as I entered the door, huh--! There are everything for sale! People say that we have everything we want here. People raise fish, birds, peacocks, and black-bone chickens. , Yuanbao chicken, raising puppies and cats"

Lin Yang exclaimed: "It's really complete."

Qin Feng asked in surprise: "This Yuanbao chicken is also a pet?"

Lin Yang nodded, and gestured with his hand: "Well, it's different from other chickens."

Qin Feng raised the index fingers of both hands and pointed upwards: "Its head and tail are raised, it is very cute"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes, yes"

Qin Feng smiled and pointed downwards: "I said this is very fun, so I can go to the street to walk chickens in the future."

"Hahaha"

The audience roared with laughter.

Lin Yang frowned: "Why are you so awkward, you said that?"

All the audience laughed and laughed, and the girls kept cursing Qin Feng while blushing and lowering their heads.

"Bah! Smelly rascal, he can say anything!"

The boys looked at Qin Feng on the stage and couldn't stop laughing. Everyone admired Qin Feng's five bodies.

"How thick-skinned this guy is! The live broadcast can say such nasty words openly, who else but me!"

The school teacher felt his face was burning, but he was also very helpless.

"It's so embarrassing!"

Liu Yan was so ashamed that she covered her face completely, she had no face to face anyone at all.

Sister Fei next to them all blushed and laughed endlessly.

Qin Feng's parents were also very embarrassed amid the laughter of relatives and friends, this bastard is too outspoken!
The rest of the live viewers laughed out loud.

……

on the stage.

Qin Feng had an innocent expression on his face: "What are you talking about, just play around and be happy!"

The laughter broke out again, everyone was amused by the ambiguous joke, and the girls blushed and kept spitting on Qin Feng.

Lin Yang asked helplessly: "Then did you raise it?"

Qin Feng nodded with a smile: "Ang, I say it's good... (transition) Okay, you can buy and choose, there are big and small ones, and there are chickens of this size. We have small chickens, which run in special places. Quick, very cute....I said yes, please sell me the speed that runs away"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng shook his finger: "Well, it's not for sale... (change the voice) I'll give you 100 yuan"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's not a lot to buy a hundred chickens!"

Qin Feng shook his head and refused, and then said: "Two hundred,... (change of voice) not for sale,...four hundred,...no,...five hundred,...not for sale"

Lin Yang said in amazement: "It's really worth it!"

Qin Feng frowned and stared: "I said you're going crazy, you won't sell a chick for 500 yuan.... (Voice change) It's not that you won't sell it, I can't catch up!"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed again.

Lin Yang shook his hands and said, "Hi! Then why are you still playing with this thing?"

Qin Feng said helplessly: "It's running too fast, buy another one!...Buy a puppy"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Oh! This is more popular."

Qin Feng was very excited: "When buying a dog, pay attention to the bloodline. By the way, I bought a dog with a pure bloodline. It is a string of Jingba Guomei Tibetan Mastiff Shih Tzu"

Lin Yang yelled in surprise, raised his hand and said, "Hey! This dog and his family must be in such a mess!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

Qin Feng said with a smile on his face: "The more you look at it after buying it, the more you like it. Beautify it to the extreme."

Lin Yang questioned: "How can this be beautified?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Look for a beauty salon and give us a double eyelid piercing. After I have a look, how can I get my double eyelids up and down?"

Lin Yang was surprised and said, "It's been stabbed up and down."

Qin Feng explained: "We have big rewards for opening here, two knives get two knives"

Lin Yang raised his chin: "I haven't heard of it, and the surgery is also sent."

Qin Feng smiled with his hands in his hands: "Someone told me, you can give this dog a whole face, and say go to Korea to get it done."

Lin Yang nodded: "That has this technology"

Principal Li in the audience became nervous when he heard that Qin Feng was talking about South Korea again. Don't this kid want to bombard the stick again?

The audience became even more excited all of a sudden, are they going to fire again?

Qin Feng continued: "Hey! This is a way, borrow some money from a friend to buy a plane ticket, take the dog to Korea, and check the dog in"

Lin Yang: "Downloaded"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Get on the plane, sit there, pull the safety belt, I'm short"

He used the method of wearing a car seat belt to pull it from back to front, his face flushed from holding back.

There was another laugh at the scene.

Lin Yang quickly stretched out his hand to stop Qin Feng: "Wait a moment, the seat belt on the plane must be so short."

Qin Feng questioned: "How?"

Lin Yang said while doing a demonstration: "It's so fast, that's the seat belt"

"Hahaha"

The laughter never stops.

Qin Feng looked at the demonstration in surprise: "It's different from a taxi!"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted at him: "Nonsense!"

Qin Feng tied his waist: "Ka, I will wear this, am I right, big sister?"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes"

Qin Feng smiled and said in a female voice: "Yes, yes, the stewardess is happy. In fact, you have to wear a seat belt. There will be shaking during the flight. This phenomenon has happened before. Passengers who did not wear seat belts were hit with blood. of"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued to speak in a female voice: "Anyone wearing a seat belt and sitting there is the same as being alive."

"Huh—!"

Both Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked terrified, and shrank back screaming.

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter broke out.

Lin Yang took a step forward, stood behind the cross talk stage and advised, "Don't sit down, or you'll be swaying to death."

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "I'm too late, I'm already flying"

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey, hello!"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face and frowning: "I said, oh my god, I'm vomiting, I'm writhing, I'm tied up and I can't move, where is the vomiting?"

Speaking of Qin Feng's eyes, he began to search around.

Lin Yang continued: "You say"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed to the side: "There is still a person sitting next to me."

Lin Yang also pointed: "One more?"

Qin Feng began to learn while talking: "This guy is really good. He sleeps with his eyes closed, wears big sunglasses, and puts on the eye mask. I ran to his heart, vomit——"

Lin Yang raised his hand and waved violently in front of his nose, frowning and said: "It's disgusting!"

Qin Feng gestured to his chest with both hands: "I feel sorry for him before vomiting,...he didn't respond, and I'm fine."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "It will be fine as soon as you finish vomiting."

Laughter broke out again, and everyone was amused by Qin Feng and Lin Yang's actions.

Qin Feng continued: "After a while, the kung fu plane landed smoothly. When I saw him wake up, I hurried over to ask him, is he better?"

Lin Yang pursed his lips in distaste: "Who is this!...You will hurt or not!"

"Hahaha"

All the audience laughed like crazy.

"It's too wicked, Qin Feng is really full of bad water"

"This paragraph is really disgusting to me, how did you think of it?"

"These two are really funny"

……

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "He understands, oh! Yaoxi, Yaoxi"

Lin Yang stretched out a finger and complained: "Hi! If you answer this sentence, you will say it like this!"

Qin Feng continued: "I'm just saying this,... I got a biggest plastic surgery institution and told people to look at me, do you understand?"

As he spoke, he kept making gestures with his hands.

Lin Yang added a word: "Yeah"

Qin Feng waved his hands and gestured for his appearance: "The other party nodded. The attending doctor was wearing big sunglasses, a mask, a hat, and a white coat, and he got the dog inside."

Lin Yang questioned: "Cover all?"

Qin Feng continued proudly: "I'll wait outside, it's been an hour, give me a hug, good!"

Lin Yang asked: "Is that good?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured: "The appearance after the treatment, big ears, two front teeth, jumping and jumping, eating carrots, heh——!"

"Hahaha"

There were bursts of laughter, and the audience was already reeling from joy.

Lin Yang hurriedly stopped in surprise: "Wait a while, okay! You go in and a dog comes out and a rabbit, how do you eat carrots?"

Qin Feng suddenly realized: "Oh! Did he change it for me?"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "Yes!"

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and pointed forward: "I said this is wrong, right? Well, where is my dog?...He waved his hand, this is it....I said, don't do this to me, I'm telling you that I'm willing to go out and exchange it for me quickly, or I'll never end with you!"

Lin Yang: "He doesn't admit it"

Qin Feng smiled all over his face, looked at the audience and said: "He is happy, once you take off the mask, you still have nothing to do with me, and you vomited all over me on the plane!"

Lin Yang smiled and sighed, "Hi! Here it is!"

After speaking, both of them laughed and took two steps back, bowed to the audience, then turned and walked backstage.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again.

Seeing the actions of Qin Feng and Lin Yang, everyone knew that this cross talk was over.

While laughing, all the audience at the scene stood up and began to applaud the wonderful performance of the two of them.

"clap clap"

The applause sounded like a mountain roar and a tsunami.

"Good! It's wonderful"

"Qin Feng, good job"

"Crosstalk is awesome, buddy, it's awesome"

The applause resounded through the sky and was deafening, and all the audience applauded loudly.

The live audience also laughed and applauded.

However, they could no longer see the live video. As soon as Qin Feng and the others left the stage, the live broadcast screen cut to the advertisement.

The advertisement of "Rising Sun Mobile" jumped into everyone's sight immediately.

The viewers of the live broadcast also knew that it was Qin Feng and Lin Yang's short rest time, so they didn't find the commercials annoying. Instead, they could use this time to go to the toilet or something.

Of course, the most important thing is to relieve my facial nerves that have been numb from laughing, and to rub my aching stomach, so as to get ready for the next hilarious cross talk.

……

The applause and applause in the auditorium was still very enthusiastic, and it was not at all relieved by the end of Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

Everyone had uncontrollable smiles on their faces.

At this time, many people were rubbing their faces that were about to freeze from laughing with their hands, and their stomachs whose intestines were about to twist together. They all applauded and recovered their strength at the same time.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked into the backstage, and immediately received warm applause and cheers from the buddies and staff in the backstage.

"Brothers, you are amazing, this is called cross talk, it is better than anything we have seen before"

"Wonderful, my brothers laughed like crazy in the background"

"Awesome, a proper cross talk classic, I admire it"

"In the future, when there is a cross talk performance, I must inform my brothers. It's so fun."

……

There was constant praise and applause.

Qin Feng smiled and said to these buddies:
"Everyone is appreciative, my buddy is also very satisfied with this performance, the next one will be even more exciting, let's take a break first, and we will talk to you later, now both of us are dry mouthed, we can't speak at all, sorry A few brothers, let’s have a drink of water before talking.”

Pang Yong and the others understood as soon as they heard this, after such a fight, they must recover for a while.

So he stopped going around Qin Feng and Lin Yang, laughing and busying himself.

The backstage staff quickly pulled the prepared stools over, let Qin Feng and Lin Yang sit down, and handed over the prepared water glasses.

Lin Yang sat down, took the cup and started to drink water. He was quite tired after this fight.

Qin Feng did the same, took a few sips of water from the water cup, and then said to Lin Yang:
"The first game started off well, the house is full of cheers! You're not bad, you fat bastard!"

Lin Yang was very satisfied with his performance. Hearing Qin Feng's words, he raised his eyebrows and replied:

"That's right, my buddy has practiced before, so it's a piece of cake"

"Okay, stop bragging! Hurry up and take a break, we will continue with the second paragraph later"

"It's time to take a break. Talking about cross talk on this occasion is really stressful and tiring."

"You rest first, I will explain a few more words when I get on stage"

After speaking, Qin Feng turned back and walked to the stage.

Lin Yang asked from behind:
"Why do you go up here? You don't have to go back"

"It's not an encore. There's a 10-minute break. I'm afraid the audience will be impatient, so I go up and say a few words, and you quickly go through the words of the second scene in your mind."

"Got it, let's go"

After explaining to Lin Yang, Qin Feng stepped onto the stage again.

"clap clap"

Seeing Qin Feng reappear on the stage, there was thunderous applause again.

(End of this chapter)