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Chapter 211 Fatty Lin who fell into the pit

Qin Feng is exhausted!
One is because the dishes made by sister Min are really delicious, and he can't stop the car.

The second is that Teacher Gao and Sister Min kept greeting him, completely treating him as a child.

And Qin Feng never refused to come, he ate so much that everyone at the table was very hungry and ate a lot more than before.

Especially Julian, he eats like a game.

The dinner ended quickly, and after clearing away the dishes, everyone returned to the living room.

After sitting down, Sister Min poured a glass of water and handed it to Qin Feng, and said with a smile:

"Qin Feng, come to eat more at home in the future, everyone has an appetite"

"Hehehe, I'm used to rushing to eat at school, so the speed is relatively fast. The most important thing is that the dishes you cook are so delicious that I can't stop chopsticks at all!"

Qin Feng smiled and praised Sister Min.

"Your mouth is so sweet, I love to hear that!"

After chatting for a few words, Teacher Gao continued to talk about the Spring Festival Gala.

The two were chatting, but Julian next to him scratched his head anxiously, but he could only watch expectantly, hoping that they would end soon so that Qin Feng could tell him a story.

Teacher Gao noticed Julian's expression and quickly ended the conversation.

Harry Potter time has come!

Before starting, Qin Feng called Mr. Yu and told him that Chapter 1 had been sent to his mailbox.

Teacher Yu was naturally very happy. He had a new story to deal with his grandson at night.

After the call was over, Sister Min turned off the TV casually, and the bedtime story meeting could begin.

"Yeah! Uncle Qin Feng is going to tell a story!"

Julian cheered and rushed to Qin Feng's side, holding his arm and not letting go.

"Hahaha"

Seeing his happy appearance, the other three laughed.

After the laughter, the living room immediately fell silent.

Julian looked at Qin Feng excitedly, and Teacher Gao and Sister Min also looked forward to hearing the follow-up of the story.

They also like this novel and wonderful magic story very much, although they have only heard one chapter.

Qin Feng sorted out his thoughts a bit, called up the content of "Harry Potter" Chapter 2 in his mind, and then showed the wonderful content of this chapter to the three people in front of him.

"Today we continue to talk about Chapter 2 "The Lost Glass".

Ten years had passed since the Dursleys had spotted their nephew on the steps, but Priwright Street had hardly changed at all.

……

At school, Harry didn't have a single friend.

Everyone knows that what Dudley and the others hate the most is Harry Potter, a strange man in baggy old clothes and a pair of broken glasses. No one wants to offend Dudley and his gang."

After Chapter 2 finished speaking, Qin Feng stopped.

Julian was still immersed in the magical world, his face full of excitement.

Teacher Gao and sister Min were also deeply attracted, and did not realize that the story was over.

They didn't wake up until they realized that the voice in their ears disappeared, and then they all looked at Qin Feng.

"Julian, today's story is over"

Qin Feng said with a smile
"what--!"

Julian yelled in surprise, then a disappointed expression quickly appeared on his face, and then begged
"Uncle Qin Feng, can you tell me more? I still want to hear it"

"Julian, that's all I can say. Uncle Chapter 3 hasn't figured it out yet. Today's content is enough for your little brain to ponder for a day. Let's talk about it tomorrow."

Qin Feng reached out to touch the little guy's head, and rejected him with a smile.

"Okay then, you must come tomorrow, I'll be waiting for you"

After being disappointed, Julian immediately looked at Qin Feng expectantly and said.

"I will definitely come and continue to tell you about the wizarding world of Harry Potter"

"Great! Thank you Uncle Qin Feng, I like you"

"I love you too, baby"

Qin Feng patted Julian's little hand lightly, he really liked this little handsome guy very much.

"Qin Feng, this story is amazing, we are all fascinated by it"

Sister Min next to her said excitedly, and Teacher Gao nodded in sympathy.

"As long as you like it, it's just the beginning, and it will become more and more exciting in the future. This is an extremely wonderful and huge magical world, which will definitely fascinate people, no matter adults or children."

"I don't know how your brain grows? There are always so many wonderful ideas, it's amazing."

Sister Min said in admiration that Qin Feng has shocked everyone too much.

"You took it!"

Qin Feng smiled and replied.

"Have you ever thought about publishing it? I am very optimistic about this novel, and it will definitely become popular. In the past few years in the UK, I have never seen such an outstanding fantasy novel. If you intend to publish it, I can contact my friends in the UK. , they have people who work in publishing"

Qin Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, he thought for a while and said:
"I do have the idea of ​​publishing, especially in the UK. This novel will definitely become a hit, but now is not the time. After the Spring Festival, it will not be too late to contact you for publication when it is almost finished. I will really trouble you then, after all, you I am more familiar with the situation in the UK, and it would be great if I could contact a strong publisher.”

Sister Min also became excited, and said with a smile:

"Don't worry about that. I have friends who work in the largest publishing company in the UK. They are very powerful. If your novel can be read by them, it will definitely be sold all over the world."

"That's great! I'll write it as soon as possible, and try to publish it as soon as possible"

The two chatted a few more words, and then Qin Feng got up to leave.

"After the story is finished, it's time for me to leave. When I go back, I have to write a new cross talk and the follow-up to "Harry Potter""

Teacher Gao nodded and didn't keep him any longer.

"It's better to go back early, write a wonderful cross talk joke, and strive to win the opportunity to go to the Spring Festival Gala this time."

"Don't worry, there is no problem, as long as the opportunity arises, I will never let it go"

Qin Feng replied to Teacher Gao confidently.

"Okay, I like your super self-confidence."

Teacher Gao patted him on the shoulder appreciatively.

"Ms. Gao, Sister Min, I will post this novel on Weibo and update it every day. If I can't come and tell Julian a story, you can tell him yourself."

"Understood, we will pay attention"

"Mr. Gao, Sister Min, Julian, see you tomorrow"

"See you tomorrow"

After saying goodbye, Qin Feng picked up his computer and guitar and walked out of Teacher Gao's house.

……

I came back early today, and I have plenty of time to do a lot of things.

After washing up and returning to the bedroom, Qin Feng immediately took out his phone and called Lin Yang.

Fatty Lin answered quickly, there was the sound of TV, obviously he was at home.

"Why did you remember to call me? Today you are really crazy! The whole world is full of news about you"

As soon as the call was made, Fatty Lin's exaggerated voice came from his ears.

"That's right, don't look at who my buddy is, a genius who meets once in a hundred years! This is a trifle! You will often see this kind of scene in the future"

When he came across these guys in the dormitory, Qin Feng wanted to blow them off.

"You can die if you don't brag! Let me ask you something, is the 100 million reward true? I want to challenge it"

Fatty Lin is jealous!This guy is notoriously greedy for money.

"Of course it's true. Didn't you see that my buddy has already announced it on Weibo? Everyone is welcome to challenge! As for you? Forget it! You have a pig's brain and dare to think about such a difficult thing! Tell you, even if you Your pig's brain is going to explode, and it is impossible to match the next couplet!"

"Fuck you, you are a pig! You have money to burn it? Or are you full and want to spend money to have fun? My buddies feel distressed when they see it. This is not throwing money into the water. Why not give it to me?"

"Let me tell you the truth, this couplet is extremely difficult, and it is truly eternal! It is not as easy as climbing to the sky. There are so many famous experts and scholars at the dinner party of the Ministry of Culture. Do ordinary people have anything to do?
No one can take the 100 million yuan out of his buddy's pocket. This is a publicity strategy. It doesn't cost a dime, so that people all over the country will be anxious to see their buddies' names. Is there anything more beautiful than this? "

After Qin Feng finished speaking, Fatty Lin on the other end of the phone was stunned. He didn't speak for a long time, only the sound of wheezing and panting came from the phone.

Don't think about it, this product must have fallen into the pit!

Sure enough, there was an angry scolding sound on the phone soon.

"Your uncle! Why didn't you say it earlier! My buddy racked his brains for nothing all day, and now his brain hurts."

"Hahaha, you should! You asked for it, you are greedy for money! Didn't I warn you in the circle of friends before, you don't believe in evil, who is to blame?"

Qin Feng couldn't stop laughing, he really deserved it!

It is estimated that many of these friends fall into the pit, at least Hao Jun will definitely be struggling in the pit!
"What a chicken thief! Cooperating with you, you dug a big hole for the people of the whole country to jump into, and they even called it a million rewards to promote traditional culture! It's really shameless, wicked and smoldering!" "

Lin Yang was about to go mad with anger.

"Otherwise, what do you think? Is it possible that my buddy was squeezed by the door and gave away 100 million! This is a lesson. In the future, don't be blinded by money and think about things beyond your ability. Your IQ will also be able to do it." Be king in Kindergarten!"

"Okay! I figured it out, you are a guy with sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet"

"Don't complain, you just know it. Don't spread out all over the world. My buddy is still pointing at it's skyrocketing popularity and popularity. Now let's get down to business. Is there anyone around me? What I said needs to be kept secret for the time being."

Hearing Qin Feng's tone change, Lin Yang also became serious.

"No one, my parents are going to a banquet, and I won't be back until later, what's the matter? You're making it so mysterious"

Qin Feng sorted out his thoughts, smiled and said:
"You can hold on, buddy, don't be excited, your blood vessels burst and you die!"

"Hurry up, there's so much nonsense"

"We may have the opportunity to perform in the Spring Festival Gala. This is the news that Mr. Gao brought back from the third trial site of the Spring Festival Gala. My buddy just found out."

After Qin Feng finished speaking quickly, he took the phone away from his ears.

next second.

"what--!"

A scream came from the phone. Obviously, Fatty Lin was so stimulated that he went crazy!

After the screams fell, Qin Feng started talking again.

"Hurry up and tell me what's going on, this is impossible? When is it, and there is still this opportunity"

Sure enough, Lin Yang thought the same as himself when he heard this, he couldn't believe it!

"That's what happened..."

Qin Feng explained the whole thing to Lin Yang carefully, and finally emphasized:
"That's how it is. It's a good opportunity, but it's not [-]% sure. Everything depends on tomorrow's situation, so you must keep it a secret. As long as you don't win it, you can't tell others, understand?"

On the phone, Fatty Lin panted like an old cow pulling a broken cart, and said excitedly:

"Understood, buddy is the one who is out of line? It's so good, it's like a dream"

"The matter is over, we have to prepare for the next step. I will pass on the cross talk jokes to you in a while. Even if you don't eat or sleep, you have to memorize them as soon as possible. Get ready and wait for my call, as long as the opportunity really arises Now, then we buddies must not let it go!"

Lin Yang had already begun to swear on the other end of the phone.

"You just hold it! My buddy will definitely win it, this opportunity is going to be missed, it might as well be smashed to death!"

"Okay, let's stop here, buddy is going to write a joke, you just have to wait, say it again, except your parents, no one can say it, not even Cong Shan"

"Understood, hurry up and write cross talk, buddies are waiting!"

After hanging up the phone, Qin Feng immediately sat in front of the computer.

Another classic cross talk joke was quickly born under his fingers.

(End of this chapter)