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Chapter 229 Hilarious Stand-Up Comedy
This wake-up sound made everyone excited.

it has started!

Qin Feng's clear voice came out, full of energy, and it was very comfortable to listen to. The professional training of hanging the voice has begun to bear fruit.

"This stand-up comic is taken from the classic "Journey to the West". Let me ask you a little question first. What kind of book do you think the book "Journey to the West" is?"

Everyone at the scene and in front of the TV couldn't help but start thinking. Everyone has read this book and has their own opinions and opinions.

Qin Feng didn't wait for everyone to answer, he paused and immediately continued:
"Actually, it's very difficult to answer! Why? Some people said that this is a myth, a battle between gods and demons, which comes and goes in the clouds; Reading material, Tang Seng is traveling with a pig and a monkey, two pets!"

Every time he said something, people nodded in agreement, and of course there were disagreements.

Qin Feng smiled and continued:

"The benevolent sees benevolence, and the wise sees wisdom. There are different ways of saying it. Since I am the one who said this, it must be based on my understanding. If you have different opinions, please keep it."

The audience nodded in agreement, and those who have studied "Journey to the West" had no objection.

Everyone is also very curious, wondering how this kid will misinterpret this famous book!

"Then the protagonist, the protagonist cannot be changed, it would be a joke if it were to change, Tang Seng, the soul of Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang!
The original text introduces a sentence, saying that he is the second disciple of the Tathagata Buddha, and his Dharma name is Jin Chanzi. He was demoted to the Western Paradise and died nine times.

As Qin Feng spoke, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of nine.

"It's still faithful to the original, and it's not a random adaptation"

Everyone was thinking this way, and everyone was a little curious, since it was based on the original book, how did he find something to laugh at?

"I think "Journey to the West" reflects the study of social relations. Tang Sanzang is useless on the way to learn the scriptures. He can't carry it on his shoulders, can't lift it with his hands, and doesn't know the Tao. But he is responsible for such a big matter!
This explains social relations, why?He is a disciple of Buddha Tathagata, and good things cannot be left in the hands of outsiders!You see, see the essence through the phenomenon! "

Qin Feng said with a smile of course.

"It can be solved like this! The idea is too strange!"

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV were a little dumbfounded.

Although it sounds a bit deviant, it seems that there is some truth in it, and it cannot be refuted for a while.

interesting!
Qin Feng smiled and continued:

"Who is capable? Sun Wukong is capable, Monkey King, Monkey King, a stone monkey created in heaven, without parents, 'pop' he came out, how capable!
Holding a wishful golden cudgel in his hand, stick!I want to explain that all film and television works, including stage images, are wrong! "

Everyone was surprised again, what's the problem?

After thinking about it, everyone didn't feel that there was anything wrong, so they waited for Qin Feng's answer even more curiously.

"What is a stick? There is a difference between a 'stick' and a 'stick'. Whether a stick is eyebrow-level stick or something else, it is thick at the top and bottom, which is called a stick!
Sticks are different, thin at the center and thick at both ends, they are called sticks!Of course, there is another explanation, Bangzi is Korean!Then say something else"

"Hahaha"

Laughter burst out.

Everyone burst into laughter instantly, and many people in front of the TV laughed and lay on the sofa.

This product is starting to hurt Koreans again!What a hatred!Run on people again and again!

After the burst of laughter, the members of the director team looked at Qin Feng dumbfounded.

"What a little bastard! There are no taboos! It's okay to lose money like this on CCTV's live broadcast. Fortunately, several Korean stars haven't come backstage, otherwise I have to worry about you!"

Although no adverse consequences have been caused for the time being, the director team has begun to worry that Qin Feng's continued damage will cause unfavorable effects.

Many celebrities at the scene laughed a lot, discussing in low voices one by one.

"I'm dying of laughter, this kid is really Han Hei forever!"

"This time the blow is big enough, he wants to completely offend all Koreans to death!"

"It's funny and you can gain knowledge, this stand-up is interesting"

"The mouth is too poisonous, and the ability to swear without swearing has been brought to the extreme"

……

In front of the TV and on Weibo, countless people were watching the show and talking about it, it was extremely joyful!
Standing behind the camera, Zhang Ling was shaking with laughter, and at the same time had a headache.

It seems that it is the nature of this kid to talk nonsense!No wonder New Year's Day fooled me around!
The two hosts in the live broadcast room burst out laughing, but fortunately, the camera was facing Qin Feng, so they didn't show their gaffe on TV.

At Qin Feng's house, the parents could only smile wryly, they also took Qin Feng to death!

It was the same situation at other relatives and friends' homes, and everyone couldn't stop laughing.

Liu Yan was lying on the sofa and laughing, while his parents were leaning on the sofa and laughing. The family was full of joy!

At the same time, some people began to think about this passage after laughing.

What Qin Feng said makes sense. The image of Monkey King's Golden Cudgel in the past is really wrong. The research is very detailed!
The laughter fell slightly, Qin Feng smiled and pointed his fingers and began to introduce Monkey King.

……

With his introduction, the scene laughed continuously.

"Besides, Zhu Bajie, as long as you have read the book, everyone should know something about him, so I won't introduce it. Here is a question that many people may have when reading the book. Who is Zhu Bajie's apprentice? Others may not really know, but I can really make it clear to everyone.”

"Ah! Is there an answer to this? It's written in the book"

Everyone was very surprised, and then there was a clamor of curiosity, everyone wanted to know.

"Qin Feng, tell me, everyone really doesn't know!"

Many people in front of the TV are also very curious.

Those who have studied this book deeply, stared at Qin Feng with wide eyes at this time, ready to see what nonsense he made!

Qin Feng looked at the camera and said confidently:
"It was mentioned in the original text that he used to be an ordinary person, but when he met his master, he gave him a Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill, and after eating, he became a god.

That's easy!In the book, there are only two gods who can repay the alchemy after nine turns, one is Taishang Laojun, from the beginning to the end Zhu Bajie never called Taishang Laojun a master, obviously not.

The other is Emperor Donghua, who is in charge of male immortals in the sky. Anyone who wants to be a male god needs his approval. This is what he does in the personnel department and organization department. He gave Zhu Bajie a grain of nine "Turn Big Return Dan"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

"It's so fun, the male god was named by him!"

"I saw this from any corner, it's too thin!"

"Hey! Listening to cross talk can also gain knowledge!"

……

While laughing, many people in front of the TV had already picked up "Journey to the West" and began to search for relevant content.

"Everyone dig deep, Zhu Bajie was Hou Yi's apprentice in his previous life. In ancient times, there were ten suns in the sky. Hou Yi wiped out harm for the people. He stood on the top of the mountain every day and shot with an arrow 'pa, pa', and began to shoot. No, he shot upwards, and the arrows all fell down. It was amazing, and then the peasants at the foot of the mountain came to him.

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene.

Qin Feng smiled and continued:
"The farmer wears a straw hat full of arrows, come up, this strong man, we are going to talk, half the people in the village are dead in your hands"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded again.

Everyone was amused by him, and some historical and cultural scholars laughed and kept shaking their heads.

"How did you come up with it? You're so good at nonsense!"

"Hahaha, that's how Hou Yi shot the sun! It's so funny to me,"

"The ability to tell nonsense with seriousness is really unmatched!"

"This stand-up is great, knowledgeable and funny"

……

There was laughter everywhere.

As the cross talk progressed, more and more people watched "Every New Year's Eve" in front of the TV, and naturally there were more and more laughter.

The staff of the program team looked at the soaring ratings, and they were all happy from ear to ear.

This is the funniest "Every New Year's Eve" live broadcast!It's also the highest rating ever!
Spring Festival Gala backstage.

The public dressing room was completely overwhelmed with laughter!
Everyone laughed in a relaxed manner. The usual tense atmosphere before the Spring Festival Gala had completely disappeared and was taken away by the laughter.

When the members of the director team saw everyone's relaxed and confused state, they laughed and couldn't help but thank Qin Feng for this performance.

This kind of proper mental relaxation before the performance will allow the actors to enter the Spring Festival Gala in a better state.

……

The laughter fell slightly, and Qin Feng's clear voice came out again.

"Of course, I made this up for fun"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed again.

"Aren't you making it up! No one can take it seriously!"

(End of this chapter)