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Chapter 315
Amidst the burst of laughter, Qin Feng gestured at his side with a face full of resentment.

"The car hit me before, can you compare me to the past?"

Lin Yang was a little puzzled: "You want it?"

Qin Feng proudly pointed forward: "Wipe it!"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in shock, and he shook his hands at the audience and said, "It's your life!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately sounded.

Your 140 yuan was collected as scrap iron, and the broken motorcycle you saved with iron wire and shoelaces dared to wipe someone's car, wouldn't you be risking your life!
Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "Pick up the accelerator and drive him into the front of the car, I have to yell, ouch—!"

Following this sharp shout, Qin Feng raised his hands and waved to the side violently, signaling to wipe the front of the opponent's car.

Lin Yang laughed straight at the sight: "Okay! The car doesn't make a sound, but the people make a sound!"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene.

"clap clap"

The applause also followed like thunder.

Qin Feng patted his chest triumphantly: "Wow! It's over, I feel so happy!"

Lin Yang answered angrily: "What a mess! It's purely for death!"

Laughter and applause continued.

Qin Feng raised his finger and pointed: "The traffic police in front called me, stop, stop, come here!"

Lin Yang nodded: "I have to stop you."

Qin Feng stretched out his hands and squeezed: "He stopped me and pinched the brake! The car stopped in 10 minutes"

Lin Yang sighed in surprise: "Stop for so long!"

"Hahaha"

The teahouse and the live broadcast were bursting with laughter again.

Qin Feng gestured in front of his eyes: "The police are standing next to me"

Lin Yang sighed: "You are really accurate"

Qin Feng asked with his head sideways in the posture of riding a bicycle: "What's the matter?"

Lin Yang: "Ask him"

Qin Feng put down his hands and said calmly: "Two things, first, you rubbed my foot!"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Oh! Hi!... I'm so calm!"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed like crazy, and tears flowed down their faces.

"babble--!"

Boos followed closely behind.

The two old gentlemen laughed so hard that the creases on their faces burst open, and they patted their thighs with their hands. There are too many jokes in this cross talk, one after another, it can make people laugh to death.

At the same time, the two old gentlemen also admired Qin Feng's performance and innovation ability, no wonder he is so popular!
Not only can I write such wonderful jokes, but I can also perform them perfectly on stage, which is no worse than anyone else!It doesn't make sense if it's not popular, the reputation of genius is well deserved!

Like the two old gentlemen, the other teahouse comedians also admired Qin Feng's cross talk.

……

Amidst the laughter, the performance continued.

Qin Feng resumed the posture of riding a motorcycle, turned his head and glanced at the ground and asked, "Why don't you cry out for pain?"

Lin Yang was surprised and said, "That's right?"

Qin Feng stood up straight again, and said calmly: "My shoes are big!"

Lin Yang shook his head helplessly: "Okay! I just posted it as soon as I saw it."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

The audience was paralyzed with laughter.

"Hahaha, the shoes are too big, I can't even feel it on the motorcycle!
"It's so funny, this guy dares to make fun of the traffic police, he's too brave, isn't he afraid that the traffic police will come back and punish him to death?"

"It's so fun! It can make people laugh like crazy!"

"Hey! I can't laugh anymore!"

……

Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his hand to push Lin Yang: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Yang smiled and said nothing.

Qin Feng continued: "Secondly, I didn't tell you to stop, but the traffic police at that intersection told you to stop!"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide in shock: "Okay!...You don't know how much time has passed!"

"Hahaha"

The roar of laughter almost lifted the roof of the teahouse, and the boos were deafening.

Qin Feng glanced back in surprise: "Oh! I succeeded!"

Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "Successful what?"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "You come up, I will take you back to find him"

Lin Yang smiled wryly and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Why are you looking for him?"

Qin Feng shook his hand: "I just went to work, and the other one just got married, so I can't do it, you should hurry up, they will wait for you"

Lin Yang nodded: "Just say yes!"

"Hahaha" the audience was overjoyed.

The police are also afraid of death!Whoever is as stupid as you dares to take to the streets to risk his life while riding this broken motorcycle!

Qin Feng started to step on the car again: "Thank you! Turn around, puff..., it became again"

Lin Yang shook his head helplessly: "Take some medicine!"

The laughter continued, getting louder and louder, and many people were already lying on the table laughing.

This was especially true for Liu Yan, who was lying on the table giggling non-stop.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Come back by car, stop here, the traffic police are waiting for me, ho! You are back, good guy, it has been more than half an hour!"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's not easy to come back!"

Qin Feng asked blankly: "What's the matter?...Did you wipe the car just now? Don't go by that car, it hasn't moved until now! The driver didn't come down either, come with me and have a look!"

Lin Yang's face changed: "Oh! Something happened, hurry up and take a look!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of pulling the car door: "Come here, once you open the door, the driver will lie on the steering wheel and not move."

Lin Yang shook his hands at the audience: "Look at what a mess this is!"

Qin Feng continued: "The driver's daughter-in-law was sitting on the co-pilot, crying there, huh... The police asked, what happened?... Oops! Comrade police, you don't know, we both drove well , I was telling him a ghost story"

Lin Yang yelled in surprise: "Hey!"

The audience also burst out laughing, why not tell ghost stories while driving!
Qin Feng said with a mournful face: "I don't know what's in the front of the taxi, but a black shadow 'oooh' passed by"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Okay! It's haunted!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded again, the sound was so loud that it made people's eardrums tremble.

Qin Feng continued with a crying sound: "My husband is the least courageous, he was scared to death!"

Lin Yang nodded helplessly: "Driving can scare you to death!"

Qin Feng quickly explained with a smile: "This..., well, this is a joke! Pay attention to your body, I have to go"

Lin Yang shook his head: "What's wrong! Who's joking with you?"

Qin Feng raised his hand: "Wait a minute, don't go, take out your driver's license"

Lin Yang smiled and said: "Yes, let's show your painting to others!"

The audience started laughing again, and in an instant they were beating their chests.

The university students on the live broadcast end laughed like crazy, while Li Wanhua had a wry smile on his face, too!It will be damaged by this product again.

as predicted.

Qin Feng frowned, and looked at the things in his hands, sometimes bowing his head, sometimes looking up to the sky, looking very carefully.

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Look carefully at this work!"

Watching Qin Feng's actions, the audience felt even more amused, and the laughter became louder and louder
Then Qin Feng put down his hands and asked: "You, why is your photo stamped with Li Wanhua's name stamp?"

Lin Yang frowned and sighed: "Hey! The painting is not real!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter, which was not small at first, suddenly increased a lot, and it was deafening.

The whole teahouse was completely overwhelmed by loud laughter.

The same is true on the live broadcast side. Countless people are laughing to and fro. It's okay at home or at school.

People who peek at the live broadcast at work are very hard. They can only cover their mouths, lie on the table, and laugh wildly in muffled voices, lest the boss or colleagues find out.

Qin Feng was taken aback, grabbed the driver's license and looked at it: "Hey! What, what, what, what..."

There was another burst of wild laughter.

The students were all overjoyed, and they didn't forget to make fun of Li Wanhua while laughing.

Li Wanhua also laughed like hell, and hated Qin Feng so much, you are such a grandson, let's wait and see, wait until I go back to school!

Lin Yang laughed and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Okay, you still have this mood!"

Qin Feng scratched his scalp with a bitter face: "I didn't watch it at the beginning, so I don't worry about him!...Come on! Don't leave....It was only later that we found out that it is not allowed to go to the street like this!"

Lin Yang widened his eyes and pouted: "How fresh!"

The loud laughter sounded again.

Okay!You treat your friends like nothing!Awesome!
Qin Feng said dejectedly: "People say they want to detain me"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, I will detain you"

Qin Feng said timidly: "I have grown so big, I have never been there before"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "See you for the first time."

Qin Feng wiped his face in frustration: "Actually, to be honest, I am quite annoyed. If he doesn't draw that chapter, he will be fine!"

Lin Yang said angrily: "I'm sorry for this chapter! You shouldn't be driving without a driver's license."

Qin Feng sighed: "Oh! I was very depressed staying in the detention center. Of course, I was the leader in it..."

Lin Yang frowned and interrupted him: "Hi! Why are you mentioning this?"

"Hahaha"

"babble--!"

Laughter and booing sounded at the same time.

Qin Feng looked up to the sky with a bitter face and sighed: "Sit there and repent, and you must remind me in the future, don't stamp your name!"

Lin Yang sighed: "I didn't figure out the right place"

Qin Feng's eyes lit up: "The door opened, and the police sent in another person, who came in and said, what, what, what, what..."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Okay, the two brothers are locked together."

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Hey! Brother, two hands! Two hands!"

Lin Yang answered angrily: "Oh! Don't mention it!"

Qin Feng asked in a low voice: "How did you get in here?... I don't know, the police said that I forged my documents and drew car plates for people....I knew that something happened to you, ah! Who have you painted for?...I I drew it for you!"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Yes!"

Qin Feng nodded with his eyes wide open: "That's what I said....What, what, what,..."

Lin Yang stretched out his hand and interrupted him: "Stop talking, you've got the bottom of it!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded like thunder, deafening.

Everyone burst out laughing.

This product is so immoral!Not only did people draw the license plate, but they also reported them!Didn't do that.

"babble--!"

A frantic booing followed.

Everyone is booing that Qin Feng is not moral, of course it is in the cross talk.

The circle of friends is very happy, everyone is making fun of Li Wanhua.

Liu Fei: "Hua Zi, how is the food in the detention center? Describe it"

Li Fang: "Hahaha, I laughed so hard, Li Wanhua is still the second in the detention center"

He Wei: "What the hell! Draw me a 'super handsome guy card', don't worry, my buddy is definitely not as shameless as Qin Feng, and will not report you!"

Hao Jun: "What the hell! Give He Wei a foodie certificate, this is in line with his character, and give a buddy a 'good man certificate', buddies will never report you, unlike Qin Feng."

Li Wanhua: "Get out! There is no good person in him, what a fart! Qin Feng is too grandson, back to school buddies must have skinned him!"

……

Li Wanhua's furious reply immediately caused a burst of laughter in the circle of friends.

(End of this chapter)