Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 1075
Old Jiaxu's outdated ideas were freed from Sima Yi's trendy black silk paintings, and he hurriedly asked: "What does the king mean by coming out?"

Qin Feng laughed and said: "So, so, so, so, so..., this profoundly explains the "orientation" of the governor Sima Yi. Since the governor is so bold and informal, he has shown it all by himself. Then we can't hide it from the public. We must respect the public's right to know."

Even Lu Bu trembled in fright, and couldn't help saying: "If this is posted, even a clay figurine will come here desperately."

"That's it." Qin Feng smiled and said seriously: "Although this matter is interesting, it is related to a great war, and it must be handled seriously and carefully. The intelligence guards are ordered to imitate a lot, and the map of Da Dudu's coming out of the closet is posted all over the streets and alleys of Jiangdong .”

a day later.

The city "Echeng" in the rear of Soochow in the south of Chibi is the Wuchang of later generations.

Although Soochow is at war with the Qin army, the daily life of the people is not in chaos.Because the people have a good idea in their hearts, life will be better when the king of Qin comes, why are they so messed up?Hope or not.

In the streets and alleys, people are rushing, and the people are running around for their lives.

At this time, a man who looked like a scholar was carrying two Wuchang fish, ready to go home and stew for his old mother.

"Who can read? What kind of picture is this?"

The scholar hurried over and came to a wall full of people.

He just said that he could read it if he wanted to express it, but he was startled immediately, his whole body trembled, and two Wuchang fish landed on the ground, still alive and kicking.

"Picture of the governor coming out of the closet! Comics!" The scholar exclaimed.

Only then did the common people know that it was called "The Map of the Governor Coming Out of the Closet".

In fact, people who saw this picture for the first time were terrified.

"It turned out to be a comic strip of "The Great Governor's Coming Out of the Closet"."

Just look at this comic strip, the first picture shows the governor Sima Yi showing his figure, the second one has many men surrounding him, and then there are many pictures, some people touch the governor's legs, some give the governor a massage and so on.

When the woman saw it, she screamed and covered her face and ran away.

And the man was startled at first, but then he watched it with great interest, to the point where he was delighted to hear and see it.

"Oh, you still use needles. How can you abuse the governor so much? After all, he is our governor in Jiangdong. It's too bad to use needles. After all, a needle hits the blood. You can use wax drops. But, hey, I like it." ~."

"I didn't expect the governor to be so good at this. He really deserves to be the governor of Marquis Wu."

"Look at the big governor in the picture enjoying himself so much, with his eyes closed, his nose is bleeding..."

The common people talked a lot, and they were deeply sympathetic to Sima Yi, who was rebelled by Sun Quan, so looking at these pictures, they felt relieved.

Since then, in the painting world, there has been a vein of comic strips.Everyone felt that comic strips were better, as they could tell stories.Ever since, some people who literally wrote stories changed to drawing comic strips.After many years in later generations, the chief governor came out to a certain island country.

Inspired by comic strips, an island country created a school of comics.It is also deeply influenced by the pictures of coming out, so there are many colorful stories in all comics.Even if there is a film and television later, it cannot be changed.

After half a day.

Soochow water village in the south of Chibi.

A strip of white cloth was tied on Sima Yi's head. After being trampled just now, he was depleted of energy and blood, and looked sluggish.

The tiger generals are all consolation, as long as they don't fight, everything will be fine.

Although this is what he said, the governor has been made like this, and the governor can bear this in his heart.

"It's bad for the governor, the streets behind are full of your portraits!" A small school came running wildly.

Sima Yi opened his eyes, "Why are all my portraits?"

The little school didn't dare to say anything, so he took out a stack of papers.

Sima Yi took it over and took a look. At that time, his eyes were dark, blood was bubbling from the corner of his mouth, and he was bald in the handsome position.

While the tiger generals were rescuing the governor, they looked at the papers they sent, and they screamed in surprise.

"The king of Qin is too despicable. He has already forced the governor to such a state, and he still comes to force him. This is the rhythm of driving the governor to death." Lu Meng said in surprise.

When the doctor came, seeing Sima Yi fainted again, he said in surprise, King Qin is worse than Zhou Shiren from our village, and this time he was forced to be worse than Zhao Bailao.

The doctor's eldest apprentice muttered: "Could it be that there is a daughter in the governor's family who was taken by the King of Qin?"

The second apprentice said: "Looking at how young the governor is, she might be a younger sister. This is a good thing, it shouldn't be."

After a while, Sima Yi came back and said haggardly, "What's the matter?"

The small school was pushed back and forth by the tiger generals, until it reached the innermost point, but he dared not say anything.

"Forgive your innocence." Sima Yi forced himself to speak psychologically and physically.

Only then did the little school dare to say it, wiped off his sweat, and said, "There are stickers everywhere, everywhere in Jiangdong. The folks call it Sima Yi's Black Silk Picture, and it is also called "The Great Governor's Coming Out of the Closet Picture"."

"Oh..." Sima Yi covered his heart.Although he was well-versed in military books, this was the first time in the history of such a confrontation, and he was at a loss.

But Sima Yi's forbearance and kindness played a role in supporting him. He could understand Sima Yi's black silk picture.But coming out, he couldn't understand.The governor is eager to learn, and he knows that he must understand the enemy in order to defeat the enemy.Obviously, the enemy has new creations, he must understand this, and said in a calm tone: "What do you mean by coming out?"

The little school's face changed drastically, and he still said: "Well, it's about announcing their orientation to the outside world. It's Longyang's orientation. There are men and women of the same sex, and the governor is a woman."

Sima Yi's eyebrows twitched, his face turned pale and blue, and finally turned to Jiang Zi, "I, Longyang, am still a girl... oh, puff~."

The governor vomited blood again and passed out.

The generals are messed up again.

"King Qin is so insidious that he came up with such a vicious scheme."

"Look, the governor forced you to..."

"This plan... how did you come up with it!"

Two days later.

"My lord, I heard that Sima Yi vomited blood, and he vomited a basin." Pang Tong wiped his nose and said.

While the generals were shocked, they also lamented that Sima Yi deserved to be known for his patience, kindness and defense.

"We don't send troops here. It is said that clay figurines are angry, and Sima Yi is even more muddy than clay figurines."

The generals had to admire Sima Yi, after all it was right not to send troops.The generals felt that the southern expedition might return in vain, but fortunately they captured the north of Jingzhou, which is also a vast area.

However, it is only to the north of Jingzhou, although it is vast, it cannot satisfy Qin Feng.

Qin Feng sneered, "Sima Yi is indeed superior, no wonder later generations forcibly guarded Zhuge Liang to death." He said to the generals: "It's no problem, this king still has a backup here."

"There is still a backhand!"

Everyone was taken aback, and felt stronger than once, and hurriedly asked: "Your Majesty, I don't know what to do next?"

(End of this chapter)