Three Kingdoms Swept the World II
Chapter 175 Cao Yuan and Liu Yao
Chapter 175 Cao Yuan and Liu Yao's Show
Qin Feng cleared his throat, and sang a passionate pop song in the Chinese music scene of later generations.Cao Cao was so shocked that he almost knelt down, and hurriedly shouted: "Good Gefu, good Gefu, I have never heard such a passionate songfu! It really is an ancient famous songfu from more than 800 years ago!" He said He said to the musician who came with him: "You don't have to sing this song, I will sing it myself!"
The musician was extremely disappointed, he couldn't face this reality, just like an actor who would not be allowed to go to the Spring Festival Gala in later generations, unable to withstand the stimulation of being masturbated at the last moment, and passed out.
Cao Cao scratched his head for a while, wishing he could sing on stage now, so as to express his masculinity.
Qin Feng smiled and said to himself that this is not from 800 years ago, but more than 800 years later.
In this regard, although it is just a song, it also reflects the advantages of time travel.A heroic figure like Cao Cao must be willing to bow down.
At this time, Qin Feng suddenly heard a voice of dissatisfaction, "Brother Zijin, it's too embarrassing. You killed the program of our Sili Xiaowei Department, but you are here to give advice to Meng Dexian. This is not good, You also have to think of a show for Brother Wei!"
Qin Feng took a closer look, yes, Datou Yuan is here.
Qin Feng saw that Yuan Shao had a big head, but in fact he also had a big head.
Yuan Shaolu prayed: "Brother Zijin, the three young masters of our capital are all in the same spirit, you can't just focus on Mengde, you must know that the palms and backs of your hands are full of flesh."
At this time, two bamboo boards fell down from the busy venue.Qin Feng's eyes lit up, and he said: "Yes! Brother Benchu, you can play it like this. This program is more than 400 years ahead, and it is a good program."
Bamboo planks are said to have been invented by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
Yuan Shao heard that although he felt that he was not as good as Cao Cao's more than 800 years, it was not bad to be ahead of Cao Cao by more than 400 years.He thought, "Since Cao Mengde is going to be on stage, then I will also be on stage."
An hour later, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao hummed and left Xuanle Hall satisfied.
Another half hour later.
"My lord, it's amazing, all the officials from the Sangong and Jiuqing Departments are here!" Dian Wei Chong said anxiously.
Qin Feng's complexion changed, "Could it be that there are too many people killed, and you want to rebel?" He originally said to hide, but then thought, "I am the chief director, who dares to rebel? The chief director will report to the big leader, and I will take it all." Down!"
With the arrival of all the officials, Qin Feng waited in full force. Unexpectedly, all the officials knelt down, and all the officials bowed. They said in unison: "Lord Qin, help me, let's give a good show."
Kong Rong popped up again and said, "Mr. Qin Zi, for the sake of the former teacher Confucius, let's give the disciple a show." He walked in again and said, "Mr. Two or three hundred years will do.”
Qin Feng was taken aback when he heard the words, and then suddenly realized that it must be Cao Cao and Yuan Shao who ran to show off, attracting everyone to ask for the show.He shook his hand and said, "It's only been about 300 years, and there hasn't been much change. You can figure it out yourself."
Kong Rong was very embarrassed and said, "Sir, then give it 800 years."
Qin Feng thought that the Song Dynasty would be 800 years later, but he didn't understand.
More and more officials gathered around, pushing and pushing, those who saluted saluted, those who bowed, some called Master Qin Feng, some called Qin Zi Guru, and some called Xinsheng, without exception, they were all Come pray for the show.
It turned out that Cao Cao and Yuan Shao didn't keep their mouths shut, and went out bald.When Baiguan saw other people's programs, they had never seen them before, and they were surprisingly good. Compared with their programs, they were nothing.Listening to another one, which is more than 1000 years ahead, is an ancient divine comedy, and the liver and gallbladder are instantly torn.
People have the Divine Comedy, but they have nothing, and they are bound to be ashamed at the Spring Festival Gala.If you are ashamed at the Spring Festival Gala, even if you are ashamed to the whole world, His Majesty will not wait to see you.
Therefore, all the officials came to ask Qin Feng for advice.
"Master Qin, give our Shaofu Department an 800-year-old one!"
"Mr. Qin Zijin, we only need a 600-year-old Dahonglu!"
"Qin Shengren, our Zongzheng Department only needs to be about 500 years old!"
Qin Feng refused at first, but all the officials begged him not to be too cold-blooded.Fortunately, Qin Feng's later generations were majored in acting, so he can't remember anything else, but he remembers a lot of programs.
So, Qin Feng waved his hand, "There are no ones that are hundreds of years old, but there are ones that are more than 1000 years old. Do you want them?"
"Yes~Yes!" Baiguan was overjoyed, and praised: "Master Xinsheng knows about the lost Yuefu songs in ancient times, but we don't."
Another person said: "How fresh, Master Qin Zi is a saint, just like Confucius, he knows everything."
Qin Feng was very embarrassed when he heard the words, and said in his heart that you should stop boasting, this and that were lost in ancient times, and this should not have appeared in later generations.
But then again, since it hasn't appeared yet, Qin Feng can pirate it at will, and even the right of authorship and other copyrights can be stolen.In fact, since ancient times, the largest professional piracy.
Qin Feng thought about it for a while, and said: "Since that's the case, your Taiwei Department will say "cross talk"."
"You Situ Department, just make sketches."
"You Sikong Department, let's have a "two-person dance"."
He pointed out one by one, blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
"My lord, what are cross talks, sketches, and Errenzhuan?"
"Cross talk is a language art that pays attention to speaking, learning and singing..." So Qin Feng had to make an official explanation.
So far, each department has a good program.The rest of Qin Feng's work is to guide the layout of the party hall, lighting and sound are the main tasks.Especially classical audio, it should be matched with modern repertoire.Fortunately, the musicians of the Palace Yuefu are all top contemporary musicians.They have abilities, but what they lack is advanced consciousness and unrestrained inspiration. It just so happens that Qin Feng has nothing but consciousness and inspiration.
Therefore, as time went by, the ancient music troupe composed of Yuefu musicians gradually used classical percussion instruments such as chime bells, chime chimes, and drums, wind instruments such as "chi" and "hao", wind instruments such as zither and pipa, etc. The stringed instruments played the effect of the music troupe of later generations.
With 24 hours left before the Spring Festival Gala of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Qin Feng left the palace exhausted.For him, it was too difficult to hold a party by himself, and it was even more difficult to hold a party by himself in the Eastern Han Dynasty.But in order to marry a wife, he also went all out.
Just as he was going home, a person suddenly appeared. This person bowed at that time, and said pitifully, "Master Qin, give this subordinate a show as well."
Qin Feng took a closer look, it was none other than Liu Bei.He frowned and didn't speak.
Liu Bei became anxious, but in order to be famous on stage, he also went all out.He stepped forward and gave another salute, especially embarrassing, his big ears slapped like an elephant, and said: "Master Qin, every department has a program, and this one is not bad." At this point, Liu Bei showed signs of crying, He choked up and said, "I have had an ideal since I was a child, and one day I will be able to sing popular songs and fus. Lord Qin's songs are so good, for the sake of working hard for the adults, the adults will give you a program to realize your dreams. Ideal!"
Ever since, Liu Bei was talking about the nine deaths and nine lives during the Yellow Turban, and he said that Cao Cao was unambiguous. Why are these?Naturally, it was to carry out Lord Qin's order, even if there was no credit, there was hard work.
Qin Feng looked at Liu Bei, who was pouring bitter water, and felt compassion.Fortunately, Qin Feng came from a later generation, and he knew the nature of the great people of the Three Kingdoms. He sighed again and again, and said in his heart that he really deserves to be Liu Xuande, the number one actor in the Three Kingdoms, and he acts like what he plays.
For Liu Bei, who is self-taught and famous for his crying dramas, Qin Feng, a "junior" with a professional background in acting, said that he should give others a show, no matter what.He was blessed from the heart, his eyes sparkled, and said: "There are many ringworms, I really have a good program here, for you, no, no, for you three brothers."
"I don't know what program it is, how many years ahead?" Liu Bei said happily, wiping away his tears.
Qin Feng pondered for a while, and felt that the original singer's style should be more than a hundred years ahead.Therefore, Qin Feng stretched out two fingers.
Liu Bei was disappointed for a while, and sighed: "Hey! It's only been two years, hey..."
"What two years, 2000!"
Liu Bei didn't expect there to be a turning point, so he bowed at that time, "That's all, that's all!"
Qin Feng said: "For this show, there must be special costumes and props, such and such and such and such, you go to prepare."
"Master Qin, when will you be able to teach my three brothers?"
"Here I will teach you." Qin Feng laughed. In order to be able to see Liu Bei's three brothers singing and dancing in the Eastern Han Dynasty, he also went all out and went to Liu Bei's house despite his exhaustion.
Liu Bei saw that Qin Feng smiled, and he smiled too. For the first time, he thought, "Qin Zijin is not bad, he is a good person..."
An hour later, the sound of rehearsal came from Liu Bei's mansion, which lasted for an hour.
"Hahahahaha..." Qin Feng sat high in the hall, watching the rehearsal process of the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang, he sprayed tea several times and laughed constantly.
Liu Bei stopped laughing and became a little cute, so he stopped.Guan Yu immediately began to stroke the five strands of long beard, squinted his eyes and turned his head aside, wondering what the hell it was.Zhang Fei wiped the sweat off his brow, looking incredible.
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Very well, the rehearsal is very good, and we can go on stage later tomorrow. You don't have to worry about the sound effects, I will guide the orchestra."
Liu Bei looked distrustful, and said: "My lord, is this really a lost song from 2000 years ago? Why does it feel a bit wrong with the cheating, I'm afraid His Majesty will not be satisfied."
Qin Feng pulled his face and scolded: "It is because of the gap of 2000 years that you have such an idea. Since you don't want to, I will give the show to others."
Liu Bei hurriedly said, "Don't, we three brothers want this show!"
Only then did Qin Feng smile. He walked down the hall, patted Liu Bei's shoulder, then Zhang Fei's, and finally Guan Yu's, and said with a smile, "Practice hard, you will be shocked when you come out tomorrow." Field!" After speaking, Qin Feng laughed and left.
Liu Bei hastily saluted and saw him off, while Guan Yu turned his head and clenched his fists reluctantly.
In this regard, on the evening of the Spring Festival of the Han Dynasty, the Taiwei Department will talk about "Crosstalk", the Situ Department will perform "Sketches", the Sikong Department will perform Erren Zhuan, and each department of the Jiuqing will have programs, and Cao Yuan and Liu will all perform on stage!
"Who will believe it?" Qin Feng couldn't help being shocked when he recalled it. He wanted to see what the Spring Festival Gala was like 800 years ago, but he didn't expect it to be a modern Spring Festival Gala.
However, the three heavyweight brothers Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and Liu Bei performed on stage, and the emperor himself came to add to the fun.The specifications and level of the Spring Festival Gala of the Eastern Han Dynasty far surpassed any Spring Festival Gala in later generations.
Therefore, Qin Feng also opened the first Chinese Spring Festival Gala.
(End of this chapter)
Qin Feng cleared his throat, and sang a passionate pop song in the Chinese music scene of later generations.Cao Cao was so shocked that he almost knelt down, and hurriedly shouted: "Good Gefu, good Gefu, I have never heard such a passionate songfu! It really is an ancient famous songfu from more than 800 years ago!" He said He said to the musician who came with him: "You don't have to sing this song, I will sing it myself!"
The musician was extremely disappointed, he couldn't face this reality, just like an actor who would not be allowed to go to the Spring Festival Gala in later generations, unable to withstand the stimulation of being masturbated at the last moment, and passed out.
Cao Cao scratched his head for a while, wishing he could sing on stage now, so as to express his masculinity.
Qin Feng smiled and said to himself that this is not from 800 years ago, but more than 800 years later.
In this regard, although it is just a song, it also reflects the advantages of time travel.A heroic figure like Cao Cao must be willing to bow down.
At this time, Qin Feng suddenly heard a voice of dissatisfaction, "Brother Zijin, it's too embarrassing. You killed the program of our Sili Xiaowei Department, but you are here to give advice to Meng Dexian. This is not good, You also have to think of a show for Brother Wei!"
Qin Feng took a closer look, yes, Datou Yuan is here.
Qin Feng saw that Yuan Shao had a big head, but in fact he also had a big head.
Yuan Shaolu prayed: "Brother Zijin, the three young masters of our capital are all in the same spirit, you can't just focus on Mengde, you must know that the palms and backs of your hands are full of flesh."
At this time, two bamboo boards fell down from the busy venue.Qin Feng's eyes lit up, and he said: "Yes! Brother Benchu, you can play it like this. This program is more than 400 years ahead, and it is a good program."
Bamboo planks are said to have been invented by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
Yuan Shao heard that although he felt that he was not as good as Cao Cao's more than 800 years, it was not bad to be ahead of Cao Cao by more than 400 years.He thought, "Since Cao Mengde is going to be on stage, then I will also be on stage."
An hour later, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao hummed and left Xuanle Hall satisfied.
Another half hour later.
"My lord, it's amazing, all the officials from the Sangong and Jiuqing Departments are here!" Dian Wei Chong said anxiously.
Qin Feng's complexion changed, "Could it be that there are too many people killed, and you want to rebel?" He originally said to hide, but then thought, "I am the chief director, who dares to rebel? The chief director will report to the big leader, and I will take it all." Down!"
With the arrival of all the officials, Qin Feng waited in full force. Unexpectedly, all the officials knelt down, and all the officials bowed. They said in unison: "Lord Qin, help me, let's give a good show."
Kong Rong popped up again and said, "Mr. Qin Zi, for the sake of the former teacher Confucius, let's give the disciple a show." He walked in again and said, "Mr. Two or three hundred years will do.”
Qin Feng was taken aback when he heard the words, and then suddenly realized that it must be Cao Cao and Yuan Shao who ran to show off, attracting everyone to ask for the show.He shook his hand and said, "It's only been about 300 years, and there hasn't been much change. You can figure it out yourself."
Kong Rong was very embarrassed and said, "Sir, then give it 800 years."
Qin Feng thought that the Song Dynasty would be 800 years later, but he didn't understand.
More and more officials gathered around, pushing and pushing, those who saluted saluted, those who bowed, some called Master Qin Feng, some called Qin Zi Guru, and some called Xinsheng, without exception, they were all Come pray for the show.
It turned out that Cao Cao and Yuan Shao didn't keep their mouths shut, and went out bald.When Baiguan saw other people's programs, they had never seen them before, and they were surprisingly good. Compared with their programs, they were nothing.Listening to another one, which is more than 1000 years ahead, is an ancient divine comedy, and the liver and gallbladder are instantly torn.
People have the Divine Comedy, but they have nothing, and they are bound to be ashamed at the Spring Festival Gala.If you are ashamed at the Spring Festival Gala, even if you are ashamed to the whole world, His Majesty will not wait to see you.
Therefore, all the officials came to ask Qin Feng for advice.
"Master Qin, give our Shaofu Department an 800-year-old one!"
"Mr. Qin Zijin, we only need a 600-year-old Dahonglu!"
"Qin Shengren, our Zongzheng Department only needs to be about 500 years old!"
Qin Feng refused at first, but all the officials begged him not to be too cold-blooded.Fortunately, Qin Feng's later generations were majored in acting, so he can't remember anything else, but he remembers a lot of programs.
So, Qin Feng waved his hand, "There are no ones that are hundreds of years old, but there are ones that are more than 1000 years old. Do you want them?"
"Yes~Yes!" Baiguan was overjoyed, and praised: "Master Xinsheng knows about the lost Yuefu songs in ancient times, but we don't."
Another person said: "How fresh, Master Qin Zi is a saint, just like Confucius, he knows everything."
Qin Feng was very embarrassed when he heard the words, and said in his heart that you should stop boasting, this and that were lost in ancient times, and this should not have appeared in later generations.
But then again, since it hasn't appeared yet, Qin Feng can pirate it at will, and even the right of authorship and other copyrights can be stolen.In fact, since ancient times, the largest professional piracy.
Qin Feng thought about it for a while, and said: "Since that's the case, your Taiwei Department will say "cross talk"."
"You Situ Department, just make sketches."
"You Sikong Department, let's have a "two-person dance"."
He pointed out one by one, blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
"My lord, what are cross talks, sketches, and Errenzhuan?"
"Cross talk is a language art that pays attention to speaking, learning and singing..." So Qin Feng had to make an official explanation.
So far, each department has a good program.The rest of Qin Feng's work is to guide the layout of the party hall, lighting and sound are the main tasks.Especially classical audio, it should be matched with modern repertoire.Fortunately, the musicians of the Palace Yuefu are all top contemporary musicians.They have abilities, but what they lack is advanced consciousness and unrestrained inspiration. It just so happens that Qin Feng has nothing but consciousness and inspiration.
Therefore, as time went by, the ancient music troupe composed of Yuefu musicians gradually used classical percussion instruments such as chime bells, chime chimes, and drums, wind instruments such as "chi" and "hao", wind instruments such as zither and pipa, etc. The stringed instruments played the effect of the music troupe of later generations.
With 24 hours left before the Spring Festival Gala of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Qin Feng left the palace exhausted.For him, it was too difficult to hold a party by himself, and it was even more difficult to hold a party by himself in the Eastern Han Dynasty.But in order to marry a wife, he also went all out.
Just as he was going home, a person suddenly appeared. This person bowed at that time, and said pitifully, "Master Qin, give this subordinate a show as well."
Qin Feng took a closer look, it was none other than Liu Bei.He frowned and didn't speak.
Liu Bei became anxious, but in order to be famous on stage, he also went all out.He stepped forward and gave another salute, especially embarrassing, his big ears slapped like an elephant, and said: "Master Qin, every department has a program, and this one is not bad." At this point, Liu Bei showed signs of crying, He choked up and said, "I have had an ideal since I was a child, and one day I will be able to sing popular songs and fus. Lord Qin's songs are so good, for the sake of working hard for the adults, the adults will give you a program to realize your dreams. Ideal!"
Ever since, Liu Bei was talking about the nine deaths and nine lives during the Yellow Turban, and he said that Cao Cao was unambiguous. Why are these?Naturally, it was to carry out Lord Qin's order, even if there was no credit, there was hard work.
Qin Feng looked at Liu Bei, who was pouring bitter water, and felt compassion.Fortunately, Qin Feng came from a later generation, and he knew the nature of the great people of the Three Kingdoms. He sighed again and again, and said in his heart that he really deserves to be Liu Xuande, the number one actor in the Three Kingdoms, and he acts like what he plays.
For Liu Bei, who is self-taught and famous for his crying dramas, Qin Feng, a "junior" with a professional background in acting, said that he should give others a show, no matter what.He was blessed from the heart, his eyes sparkled, and said: "There are many ringworms, I really have a good program here, for you, no, no, for you three brothers."
"I don't know what program it is, how many years ahead?" Liu Bei said happily, wiping away his tears.
Qin Feng pondered for a while, and felt that the original singer's style should be more than a hundred years ahead.Therefore, Qin Feng stretched out two fingers.
Liu Bei was disappointed for a while, and sighed: "Hey! It's only been two years, hey..."
"What two years, 2000!"
Liu Bei didn't expect there to be a turning point, so he bowed at that time, "That's all, that's all!"
Qin Feng said: "For this show, there must be special costumes and props, such and such and such and such, you go to prepare."
"Master Qin, when will you be able to teach my three brothers?"
"Here I will teach you." Qin Feng laughed. In order to be able to see Liu Bei's three brothers singing and dancing in the Eastern Han Dynasty, he also went all out and went to Liu Bei's house despite his exhaustion.
Liu Bei saw that Qin Feng smiled, and he smiled too. For the first time, he thought, "Qin Zijin is not bad, he is a good person..."
An hour later, the sound of rehearsal came from Liu Bei's mansion, which lasted for an hour.
"Hahahahaha..." Qin Feng sat high in the hall, watching the rehearsal process of the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang, he sprayed tea several times and laughed constantly.
Liu Bei stopped laughing and became a little cute, so he stopped.Guan Yu immediately began to stroke the five strands of long beard, squinted his eyes and turned his head aside, wondering what the hell it was.Zhang Fei wiped the sweat off his brow, looking incredible.
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Very well, the rehearsal is very good, and we can go on stage later tomorrow. You don't have to worry about the sound effects, I will guide the orchestra."
Liu Bei looked distrustful, and said: "My lord, is this really a lost song from 2000 years ago? Why does it feel a bit wrong with the cheating, I'm afraid His Majesty will not be satisfied."
Qin Feng pulled his face and scolded: "It is because of the gap of 2000 years that you have such an idea. Since you don't want to, I will give the show to others."
Liu Bei hurriedly said, "Don't, we three brothers want this show!"
Only then did Qin Feng smile. He walked down the hall, patted Liu Bei's shoulder, then Zhang Fei's, and finally Guan Yu's, and said with a smile, "Practice hard, you will be shocked when you come out tomorrow." Field!" After speaking, Qin Feng laughed and left.
Liu Bei hastily saluted and saw him off, while Guan Yu turned his head and clenched his fists reluctantly.
In this regard, on the evening of the Spring Festival of the Han Dynasty, the Taiwei Department will talk about "Crosstalk", the Situ Department will perform "Sketches", the Sikong Department will perform Erren Zhuan, and each department of the Jiuqing will have programs, and Cao Yuan and Liu will all perform on stage!
"Who will believe it?" Qin Feng couldn't help being shocked when he recalled it. He wanted to see what the Spring Festival Gala was like 800 years ago, but he didn't expect it to be a modern Spring Festival Gala.
However, the three heavyweight brothers Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and Liu Bei performed on stage, and the emperor himself came to add to the fun.The specifications and level of the Spring Festival Gala of the Eastern Han Dynasty far surpassed any Spring Festival Gala in later generations.
Therefore, Qin Feng also opened the first Chinese Spring Festival Gala.
(End of this chapter)
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