Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 182
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and the three Taoyuan brothers are all epic heroes in the long history of China, leading an era alone.

Such a character, but at Dahan's first Spring Festival Gala, put on a little yellow suit, picked up a nunchaku, and danced a big break rock dance.This is really a strange story that China has had for thousands of years.

This is simply not possible.

However, due to Qin Feng's unexpected birth, coming to the big man, the impossible became possible.

At the beginning, the Eastern Han audience saw Liu Bei's three brothers dancing and humming, and they were immediately stunned.

However, the rock nunchuck version of this epic masterpiece thousands of years later is really awesome, the style of rock and roll immediately infected everyone like a virus.

At some point, everyone at the scene began to rock and roll to the rhythm, shaking their heads and singing together, "Hum ha ha!"

The three Liu Bei brothers saw the scene deserted at first, and they were a little timid.All of a sudden, everyone on and off the stage shook their heads and shook their buttocks with them.They immediately regained their spirits and rocked wildly.

"Hum ha ha!" Liu Bei sang, and took the time to call out: "Second brother and third brother, look, your majesty is shaking. As expected, this is the finale of the show. Qin Zijin is so interesting!"

Ever since, in this final program, everyone from Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, down to ordinary people swayed.Very happy, under the lighting effect of oil lamps, the laser effect of the dance halls of later generations was swayed.

And the entire hall has become like a song and dance hall for later generations, and the whole people are dancing together.

"Heh heh heh!"

However, when people vented, they felt that it was a violation of ethics, so they immediately began to criticize one by one. "Too stupid!"

However, the ancients are still lost in rock and roll. Although the three Liu Bei brothers are very stupid, people like to watch it.So later, whenever people call someone stupid, they will say that you are as stupid as cheating.

However, what must be determined is that this song by Jay Chou is a good song, and it must be a top-notch song. However, it was not understood by the ancients because of the wrong age. Dong has nothing to lose.

"Stupid!"

"Three soulless brothers!"

"There is no most stupid, only more stupid!"

Amid the booing, the audience grabbed candies, melon seeds, red cans of Qin Laoji and other items on the table, and threw them over.And in the high box, there are also celestial maidens scattering flowers.

"Shit stirrer!"

"A grand party was disturbed by Liu Bei!"

Liu Bei's liver and gallbladder were broken, and while avoiding the incoming debris, he shouted: "Second brother, third brother, what's going on, they were cheering and jumping together just now, why did they turn their faces and deny anyone?"
Guan Yu blushed and stood motionless with five strands of long beard.The signature look of turning his head in disdain, was smashed and did not move.

Zhang Fei shouted: "Second brother has already said that this show is not good, you see the audience have realized it, why is the eldest brother still obsessed with it!"

Liu Bei suddenly realized that at first he only felt it was novel, but he didn't expect it to be inconsistent with the current etiquette.After Liu Bei realized it, he shouted: "Don't throw it away, it's a song written by Qin Zijin, and I'm just in charge of performing it."

"Don't talk nonsense, the lyrics and music are all named after you, and now you are slandering Mr. Qin?"

"Smash!"

Bang Dang, I saw the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang waving nunchakus for a while, knocking down many red pots, Qin Laoji couldn't stand it anymore, and ran to the backstage one after another.

"Qin Zijin, you..., whoops!" Liu Bei was about to start scolding, when a can of Qin Laoji flew over and smashed his face on the door.

"There are many ringworms!" Qin Feng stretched out his thumb, thinking that you can perform this badly, and I have to admire you.Qin Feng said again: "Fortunately, I had some premonitions, so I asked Ma Rixun to report that Liu Bei composed the song."

In fact, Qin Feng gave Liu Bei this program on purpose.Ever since he started preparing for the Spring Festival Gala, he has thought of too many classic songs from later generations. To be able to watch the three Liu Bei brothers perform ordinary nunchakus has suddenly become one of Qin Feng's biggest dreams in this life.

Qin Feng knew that the ancients might not be able to stand it, so he put it on Liu Bei's head when reporting the program.However, Qin Feng also knew that this song was a good song and a classic, he looked at the shocked ancients, shook his head and sighed, "The ancients don't know how to appreciate it." He added: "Dong Zhou, apology, apology. If you change your name and wear it back, I will definitely give you an autograph."

The reason why he said that was because Qin Feng was Emperor Hongwu in his previous life, and after his death, he traveled back to the modern age. He did not expect that the empire he created would become the glorious history of China.Because he is exactly the same as Emperor Hongwu, he appeared in "Emperor Hongwu" as a special type.

Qin Feng is Emperor Hongwu himself, and he acted like that, so he won the Oscar for Best Male Pig Knuckle.In fact, in the Huaxia entertainment circle, it is hard to find an autograph for the idol of all artists.

Liu Bei returned to the backstage, immediately took off his little yellow clothes, threw the nunchucks, and cursed: "Despicable, shameless, Qin Zijin! It turned out that it was not the finale of the show, but the finale of the big fool. I am so angry!"

When the bell rang on New Year's Eve, Liu Bei left sadly. He was full of anger, but his official position was humble and full of helplessness.

And in the performance hall, the first Spring Festival Gala of Dahan also came to an end.On this night, people remembered many unforgettable things, such as the majestic "Big Man Should Be Self-Strengthening", and the cheerful "Shu Lai Bao?" , and the tender "Love You for Ten Thousand Years", and the three Liu Bei brothers who "there is no stupidest, only stupider".

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was still full of thoughts, and said: "Zijin Aiqing, what kind of party is going to be held next year, the Spring Festival party, the Spring Festival party!"

Qin Feng said in his heart that he would not be promoted.But he also knew that Emperor Han Ling's officials could be sold for money. Therefore, Emperor Han Ling never appointed officials for nothing, and it was absolutely no problem to buy them with money.But even if Qin Feng has money, he doesn't bother to buy an official.After all, I once bought an official, this stain is too big.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty also felt embarrassed not to reward him, but he held back and refused to reward him. He just expressed concern and said, "When will Aiqing get married?"

Qin Feng definitely had the temper of a wild goose plucking his hair. When he found that Emperor Ling of Han had reached out to him, he hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, please make an order to get married tomorrow, how about it?"

"Tomorrow?" Everyone was stunned.According to the etiquette, it takes half a year for a prince and one year for an emperor. It seems that someone with Qin Feng's status needs to prepare for at least three months.

Just when everyone thought that Emperor Han Ling would not agree, they only heard Emperor Han Ling say: "Tomorrow is tomorrow, Cai Aiqing, you should prepare immediately."

Everyone was surprised.

Even Cai Yong couldn't help but secretly scolded the faint king.However, Jinkou Yuyan could only nod in agreement.

Qin Feng was overjoyed and thanked repeatedly.

Cai Yan's cheeks were flushed.Xiao Lan'er said to Xiaoyue: "Tomorrow, I will call you Mrs. Yue."

Xiao Yue'er also blushed for a while, and she felt that being able to marry with the young lady was the greatest happiness in her life.

The first Spring Festival Gala of Dahan is over, but there are too many things worth remembering.Cao Cao's "A Great Man Should Be Self-Strengthening", Yuan Shao's "Shulaibao", Liu Bei's "Nunchaku", and of course, Qin Feng's "Love You for Ten Thousand Years" is the most memorable.

For this song "Love You for 1 Years", that night, many ladies from all over the world huddled under the quilt, chanting Qin Feng's name affectionately.How many little daughters-in-law, young wives, burnt in the fire, unable to sleep all night.

In the harem, Empress He was lying alone, her eyes blurred, "Qin Feng, if I had met you earlier, I would never have entered this deep palace..."

After the Spring Festival Gala, the music scene in the Eastern Han Dynasty underwent a tremendous change.Qin Feng's singing style completely replaced the old singing style, and for a while, songs made with his singing style sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain and became popular.In order to distinguish it from the old singing style, the songs that use Qin Feng's singing style are called pop songs.

When Qin Feng heard the name of the popular song later, he fell headlong under the desk.Xin said the term "pop song", that's how the co-authorship came about.

Although the status of musicians was very low in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Qin Feng's reputation spread through musicians all over the world.Ever since, Qin Feng had no choice but to take on the title of Yuefu Yuesheng besides the new Confucian sage.For a while, Qin Feng became the god in the hearts of the musicians, and because of this, he became the idol in the hearts of thousands of singers.The biggest wish of the singers in the Eastern Han Dynasty was to see Le Sheng. It would be even better if they could dedicate their lives.

With the successful closing of the Dahan Spring Festival Gala and the spread of the program all over the world, all of a sudden, crosstalk, sketches, duozhuan and other later entertainment elements all over the world flourished.

Later, the modern archaeological team dug up an ancient tomb of the Eastern Han Dynasty. When they saw "sell abduction" and "love you for 1 years", the old professor of archeology immediately became bald.Uncle Benshan, Brother Hua was quickly taken to drink tea by the authorities. They were all frightened and bald, saying that there was absolutely no tomb robbery, let alone pirated copies.

The authorities were puzzled and could only marvel that the car hit it, and it took more than 1000 years for it to crash.

Ever since, whether it is later generations or the Eastern Han Dynasty, Qin Feng is regarded as the originator of the entertainment industry, and he is enshrined every day.For a while, under the leadership of the originator, in the chaotic times of the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the entertainment industry developed vigorously, and immediately advanced by leaps and bounds for thousands of years.

And Qin Feng not only broke the entertainment circle of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but also broke the shackles of the etiquette at that time, and got married immediately.

The first day of the new year, after the second day is the third day.

On this first day of 185 years, Qin Feng ushered in the most important moment in his life, which was marrying his wife.

Early in the morning, the Luoyang government office was full of people, it was really busy and crowded.All the officials had arrived, but Luoyang City was empty of thousands of people, and the people had come too many, so they had to line up to congratulate.Qin Feng will set off from here to marry his daughter-in-law back to his village, Qinjiatun.

That's really, "My bridal chamber is in that village..., when the door is plugged in, the light is pulled, and the triangle is pulled down, eh? Why is it out of tune?".

And very early in the morning, the Cai Mansion was also decorated, Cai Yong came out to see, good guy, it was full of people, he was surprised: "Why are there so many people here?"

The old housekeeper, Cai Lin, was trembling with excitement, and said: "My lord, my uncle's popularity is too high, the whole city is empty, and all the Luoyang government offices are crowded, and those who don't get in are all crowded here."

"Lord Cai, you have found a good uncle!"

"My lord Qin has been together for a hundred years, and Miss Cai will give birth to a precious son soon!"

Amidst the shouts, Cai Yong felt that he had more face.

(Today’s update is all in place. In fact, it should have been in place long ago. I forgot the code words for a while. I spelled the code words today for about ten o’clock in the evening.

Well, it's been many years, and I haven't worked so hard.Today, fight! )
(End of this chapter)