Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 273 The Misunderstanding of Sleeping on Feet

Pompey, the commander of the Roman Expeditionary Force, embraced the heart of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, but warmly welcomed Qin Feng.

Since only Qin Fengfeng spoke Roman among the people who came from the East, the historic meeting between the two parties can also be regarded as Qin Feng communicating with Rome on behalf of the East.

Pompei went out of the city to meet Qin Feng.

When the two sides met, Qin Feng said with a smile: "Roman descendant of the blood of glory, honorable Commander, we meet again."

Pompei was a little embarrassed. This came from the fact that he had rejected Qin Feng's request for cooperation before, but now he had to pay for his cooperation.He stroked his chest and saluted, and said: "Respected Commander-in-Chief of the Han Dynasty, I deeply admire your generous support."

Therefore, the two sides were like the exchanges between countries in later generations. Pompey introduced Qin Feng's high-level military officers.

Qin Feng also introduced Cao Yuan and Liu to Pompey.

"This is Yuan Shao, Yuan Benchu, my general of the Wei Dynasty of the Han Dynasty."

Pompey suddenly said, "The name Dongfang is really strange."

Qin Feng remained calm and said: "Western names are even weirder, but this is the characteristic of regional ethnic groups. As knowledgeable people, you and I should not belittle ourselves. If you are not used to it, I can introduce you again. This It's me, General Wei of the Han Dynasty, Shao Benchu ​​Yuan."

"Your Excellency is quite right..." Pompeo blushed.I was also amazed at Qin Feng's profound knowledge and his understanding of the West.

"This is my post-Han general, Cao Mengde Cao."

"This is my Han Dynasty city gate captain, Bei Xingduo Liu."

Everyone saluted, Cao Yuanliu's body was stiff, unable to speak, ashamed and embarrassed, at the same time they had to admire Qin Feng's ability.As the expedition went on for a long time, they realized that if it weren't for Qin Feng's strong personal ability, the expedition army would not have made it here anyway.

Pompey suddenly said again: "Your Excellency, Commander-in-Chief, in your country, does the person who manages the city gate have a high status?"

For the dignity of the nation, Qin Feng had no choice but to rectify Liu Bei's name. He said indifferently: "This is your ignorance, Commander. General Liu's status is like that of your country's Guards Commander."

"So that's how it is..." Pompey suddenly realized.

Qin Feng said again: "Your guards chiefs always assassinate the emperor, but ours is different, they are always loyal."

Pompey became even more embarrassed. He wanted to show the pride of the Roman Empire.But it was discovered that he didn't understand the Han Dynasty in the east at all, while Qin Feng knew Rome very well.

Although it was only a few sentences, Pompey, a descendant of the glorious blood of the Roman Empire, immediately fell into a disadvantage compared with Qin Feng in all aspects.

Qin Feng looked at the eastern sky and his belly was pale. He said: "The sun always rises from the east, and the sky is getting brighter. Your Excellency Commander, let's go into the city to discuss some matters of defense."

Pompeii was very displeased with Dongfang Rising, but he was powerless to refute. Hearing that Qin Feng was about to enter the city, he hurriedly said, "Your Excellency, Commander, you should be stationed outside the city, and our offensive and defensive linkages..."

Qin Feng found out that Pompey didn't let him enter the city. In fact, he didn't want to enter the city either, but in order to catch the cunning Qiang Qu, he had to enter the city.So he interrupted Pompey and said: "No, no, if you follow what the Commander said, a stalemate will form. Over time, it will be detrimental to both you and me. This commander already has a A strategy to completely wipe out the Huns."

The three people like Cao Yuan and Liu are watching their noses with their eyes, their mouths with their noses, and their hearts with their mouths. Facing the current situation, they are like cows listening to the piano. They really don't understand anything.Like a little chicken, it "hides" behind the big rooster Qin Feng.It is really embarrassing that the heroes who are all-powerful in China have no use for them here.

When Pompei heard that Qin Feng had a plan, he hurriedly asked, "Your Excellency, what is your idea?"

Qin Feng revealed his strategy of cheating Qiang Qu, and then said: "So, so, so, so, so..., the Hun King Qiangqu only thought that we were short of troops, so we led him into the city. I have more than 1 soldiers and horses. Outside, you and I join forces inside. The inside should cooperate with the outside, and it is said to close the door and beat the dog."

"There are still [-] soldiers and horses!" Unes and other senior officers were shocked.

Pompei thought Qin Feng only had 3000 troops, but he didn't expect that there were [-] troops, so his expression became astonished and embarrassing.

Qin Feng continued: "It only takes one battle to destroy the Qiang Canal, which is beneficial to both of you and us." He looked at the sky that was about to light up, and said: "It will be dawn soon, and the Huns will probably die soon." It's coming, Commander, let's go into the city."

Pompei thought a lot for a while. He valued Qin Feng's strategy very much, but he was very wary of Qin Feng's [-] troops.He hesitated for a while, then looked at the three thousand soldiers and horses brought by Qin Feng, nodded his head, and said, "If that's the case, let's enter the city."

Qin Feng's army began to enter the city.

Cao Yuan and Liu Mao were dumbfounded. They didn't know what Qin Feng said to Pompey just now.Cao Cao asked, "Zi Jin, what does that Roman commander mean?"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Pang Pei agrees with my plan."

As the Han army entered the city of the Romans, the Roman soldiers all looked very vigilant, unfamiliar, and repelled for thousands of miles.

Qin Feng was bent on destroying the Romans, and when he saw this, he sent an order: "My sons from the east, take out your water and save these "brothers" in the west."

So the soldiers of the Han army took out the water bags and handed them to the Roman soldiers.The Roman soldiers hugged and drank heavily, and when they were full, they couldn't help showing gratitude to the soldiers of the Han army.

The Roman soldiers drank the water and regained their spirits.Subsequently, the soldiers of both sides became friendly.The soldiers of the Han army bowed their hands, but were hugged by the Roman soldiers.This made the soldiers of the Han army, who had never been gay, look embarrassed.

Pompey immediately designated a place for Qin Feng's army to station in Beicheng, which was far away from the Huns' base camp.And Qin Feng ordered Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to be responsible for arranging the soldiers.

When the heads of both sides came to the mansion, they gradually became acquainted.

Officers like Unes wanted to give Cao Yuanliu a hug, but Cao Cao and Yuan Shao refused.But Liu Bei warmly hugged Unes and the others, and said: "See you today, Sansheng is lucky. If you have the opportunity, let's have a long talk and sleep on your feet."

Unes didn't understand what he meant, so he asked Qin Feng for help, and said, "Commander, I don't know what General Liu is talking about?"

Qin Feng said casually: "He said he was very happy to meet you and he was willing to sleep with you."

"What is full sleep?" Unes asked again.

Qin Feng said impatiently: "You don't understand this? It's just sleeping on the same bed with feet next to each other."

Unes and the others just froze for a moment before showing a kind smile.They used internationally accepted gestures to wave their hands to signal Liu Bei not to use it.

Unes also said familiarly: "I didn't expect that General Liu would be so easy to do. We don't have any demands in this regard. It would be great if General Gaidet Julius Caesar was here. He must be very willing." Sleeping with General Liu." He said to the crowd: "General Caesar has never slept with a real oriental man, let alone a general."

The other Roman generals nodded in agreement.

Poof~.Qin Feng, who was drinking water, spewed out all the water.He knew that the Caesar that Unes was talking about was not Caesar the Great, but a descendant of the glorious blood of Caesar the Great.

Apparently, the Romans were not in conflict with Jiji, but loved it.Unes couldn't help but asked Liu Bei: "General Liu, I don't know if you are a true character or like to be a woman in this regard?"

Poof~.Qin Feng spat out another mouthful of water, shouting that he couldn't stand it.I said in my heart that you Romans are too fucked up. Most of them want to sleep with their feet on their feet, and they didn't say that they are one with you.

However, this is also a "beautiful" misunderstanding. Although the Romans would sleep in the same room due to conditions, they would never sleep in the same bed.But when Liu Bei said that he fell asleep with his feet, he had to give the Romans a concept of wanting to be radical.

After Liu Bei heard Unes' words, he couldn't understand the Western pronunciation except the ringworm, so he also asked Qin Feng for help.

Cao Cao didn't expect Liu Bei to have such a warm chat with the Romans, so he couldn't help asking, "Zi Jin, what are these Romans saying?"

Qin Feng could only tell the truth, without ignoring him at all: "The tribune of Unes asked me if I slept together, would I be a man or a woman?" , if you are a woman, I am afraid that the chrysanthemum will be lost."

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were shocked, and shouted: "What? There are many ringworms, so you have the habit of Longyang?"

Liu Bei was furious, so angry that he jumped three feet high. When he landed, he rolled up his sleeves, pointed at Unes and shouted: "Damn it, I only said to fall asleep on my feet, not that kind of sleep!" , Liu Bei felt ashamed, and drew out his double sword.

Canglang... Canglang... Canglang, for a moment, the guards on both sides drew their swords to confront each other.

Pompey was frightened, he jumped back away from Qin Feng, and shouted, "Your Excellency, what are you going to do?"

"Misunderstanding, this is definitely a misunderstanding." Qin Feng was very calm, which relieved the tense nerves of both parties a lot.He stepped in front of Liu Bei, and first suppressed the sword in Liu Bei's hand.If it was an ordinary occasion, Qin Feng would have ignored it and laughed, but now, as the commander-in-chief, he has to straighten out the current situation.

Therefore, although Qin Feng and Xingduo are not friends (friends), when facing foreigners, Qin Feng still chose to stand by Xingduo.He looked at Unes with displeasure, and said: "Your Excellency, the tribune, your words insulted our city gate captain Bei Xingduo Liu. Therefore, he wants to fight you."

"So that's how it is!" Hearing this, the Romans became less nervous.

Unes said anxiously: "Your Excellency, when did I insult General Liu?"

Qin Feng said in displeasure: "You asked General Liu if he likes being a woman. Isn't that an insult? If Your Excellency the Tribune is suddenly asked if he likes being a woman, how would you feel?"

"Misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding..." Pompeo came over, motioned his guards to put away their weapons first, and then said to Unes: "It is inconvenient to communicate, don't say some popular jokes in our country, people don't know Yes, please apologize."

Unes could only apologize.

(End of this chapter)