Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 287

Qin Feng saw the changes in Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's expressions, and he took another look at Liu Bei, thinking that your acting skills are really good, but it's a pity that your two brothers have revealed their secrets.

So, Qin Feng remained calm, and just said to Liu Bei: "There are many ringworms, do you know what Lingchi is?"

Ling Chi: Two people are required to cut each time. Starting from the feet, a total of [-] knives are cut, that is, [-] pieces of meat are cut off before the prisoner dies.And it is said that if the prisoner dies before cutting a thousand knives, the executor will also be punished.Later it developed into an art of capital punishment.

The most famous person who received this punishment was the eunuch Liu Jin. It was said that he had to be cut for three days before he died.

Although Liu Bei didn't know Liu Jin, he knew Ling Chi's cruelty.He was so frightened that his seven orifices smoked, and when he trembled all over, he hurriedly turned another page, looked at the account book, and said embarrassingly: "Marshal, I misread the fraud just now, it is actually 50 yuan."

The second master, who was staring at the eyeballs, stared further away, his face became redder, and the third fat man was even more surprised, but they didn't make a sound.

Cao Cao was surprised, "50 has become [-]?" He was furious, "There is a lot of ringworm, are you going to be corrupt?"

Yuan Shao has a big head, and he said in his heart that this is a fraud, but he really didn't see it. He is so courageous, and a guy is worth 40 yuan, which is more greedy than me.

Liu Bei turned pale with shock, and hurriedly said: "No, no, the fraud is a mistake, a mistake, the page just now is not the general ledger, this page is, it is..."

Qin Feng gave Liu Bei a sideways glance, and the latter shuddered for a while, and said with a sneer, "Marshal, I really made a mistake, 50, 50..."

"There's a lot of ringworm." Qin Feng put down his teacup, leaned on the handsome seat, and greeted with a smile.

"Marshal..." Liu Bei, who was standing, nodded and bowed for a while.

Qin Feng laughed and said: "There are many ringworms, do you know what "stomping intestines" is?"

"Stomach pumping?" Liu Bei was taken aback for a moment, his ears popped for a while, and he said, "I don't know..."

At this time, Cao Cao immediately said from below: "I know."

Intestinal pumping is a torture that only existed in the early Ming Dynasty.Cao Cao didn't know it at first, but Qin Feng told him when he tortured Cao Cao in the Yellow Turban camp.

Cao Cao began to make gestures excitedly, and said in a lively voice: "Tie a rope in the middle of a horizontal wooden pole and hang it high on the wooden frame. There is an iron hook on one end of the wooden pole, and a stone on the other end, like a wooden pole. Huge scale."

When he said this, he glanced at Liu Bei's buttocks, and said again: "Pull down the iron hook at one end, stuff it into the prisoner's butt door, and pull out the big intestine. Do you know the big intestine?" When Liu Bei's expression changed, Cao Cao continued: "Hang on the iron hook. Then pull down the stone at the other end, so that one end of the iron hook rises, and the prisoner's intestines are pulled out."

He stretched out his arms and gestured: "It's so long, let's say more than a foot, and it hangs high in a straight line. The prisoner screamed a few times, and died of breath after a while... In fact, the whole process was very short, but the intestines The feeling when you come out of the Bikin Gate is really wonderful..."

Because what Cao Cao said was too vivid, Liu Bei couldn't help imitating it in his mind, his face changed drastically, and he covered his buttocks.In a state of dismay, he was on the verge of falling, he hastily turned over another page of the ledger, and hurriedly said: "Commander, now Liu Bei fully understands, it turned out that he found 100 million coins."

Hearing the words, the second master blushed, and after closing his round eyes again, he brushed his five strands of long beard and turned his head aside.The three fat men smacked their lips and turned around.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were completely angry when they heard the words.

Yuan Shao straightened his sleeves and stood up, angrily said: "Okay, Liu Xuande, you want to be greedy for 90 yuan, so I... um..."

Cao Cao covered Yuan Shao's mouth, and made up for the omission: "I just found out, so you are such a person."

Liu Bei was keenly aware of the strange situation, and cursed in his heart, saying yes, the three young masters of the capital have joined together for corruption, and you still don't take me with you!
Qin Feng said coldly at this time: "There are many ringworms, you have embezzled 90 yuan of public funds, you can be convicted."

Hearing this, Liu Bei recalled the torture of pumping intestines. As soon as the chrysanthemum tightened, he felt something being pulled out from it. When he thought of how long the intestines were, the feeling of coming out was wonderful.At that time, he was so scared that he fell to the ground. He hugged Qin Feng's thick legs and cried out: "Marshal, there is no corruption in the cheating, the cheating is just a moment of carelessness, and the wrong account was reported..."

"Wrong report?" Qin Feng said lightly.

"Wrong, I was wrong twice just now, and the last time was true." Liu Bei said with a look of burning his butt, "Master, all of them are here this time, a total of 100 million coins, and I didn't get a single gold particle. It's all here."

Qin Feng saw that what he said was true, and said with a smile: "Since it was an unintentional mistake, forget it." He put away the account book and handed it to Dian Wei who was at the side, and said, "Go and count it right away, there must be no missing a penny. "

"Here!" Dian Wei strode away with the ledger in his hands.

Qin Feng got up, and said to everyone in the account: "You guys urge the soldiers and horses in the headquarters to pack up, let's set off and go home!"

"Go home!" The soldiers cheered.

Cao Cao and others happily left the big tent, only Liu Bei bowed his back and came out dejectedly, his hands almost touching the ground.The second master and the third fat man followed behind him, not daring to see others.

After leaving the account, Liu Bei heard the conversation between Cao Cao and Yuan Shao in the distance.

"Brother Benchu, you've made a fortune now. You must treat me when you go back."

"That's a must."

Hearing this, Liu Bei's face twitched, and he was very angry, "Why? I, Liu Bei, worked so hard for the three young masters of the capital, but you treat me like this. Why? Why is it always without my share..."

He wholeheartedly wanted to "play" with the third young master of the capital, but the third young master of the capital never took him to "play", which made the emperor uncle of later generations very angry.He swore that one day, he would make the third young master of the capital pay the price.

After a while, the three Liu Bei brothers returned to their big tent.

After Guan Yu dismissed his soldiers, he stroked his five-strand beard and complained, "Brother, you shouldn't be like this. Fortunately, the commander-in-chief didn't punish him."

The three brothers found the gold and silver, and Liu Bei counted them himself. When reporting, how could there be such a big error of 100 million to [-].

The third fat man also complained: "I am the same."

Liu Bei had already spoken about corruption, and he said in his heart that it was Qin Zijin who did not punish me, and that was my reason for going the other way.He immediately became distressed, "Brothers, His Majesty likes money today and never helps the people, and you all know that. He died for his brother and wanted to keep some, not for himself, but to help the poor people."

Second master and third fat paper heard that it was for the common people, and their complexions softened a lot.

Liu Bei then said again: "Actually, being a brother is also selfish. Seeing that the second brother has no meat to eat, and the third brother has no wine to drink, I can't bear it... Unexpectedly, Qin Zijin is smarter than a monkey, and he saw it. .”

The second master heard that Liu Bei was also doing it for him, and his heart immediately warmed up. He stopped blaming Liu Bei for his corruption, and just said: "Brother, don't do this next time. Even if the elder brother is poor, the younger brother will never leave. I only hope that the elder brother can Help the country and appease the people."

"Good brother..." Liu Bei cried, and said: "How can I forget my oath as a brother." He stood up with awe, and solemnly said: "Today, if you are a general, you will be brave. To appease the people." He finally wiped his tears and said, "If it wasn't for the people and brothers, how could I do such a thing for my brother. For whom to sacrifice face for my brother, the two brothers have to understand... woo woo woo."

Guan Yu blushed, prostrated himself on the ground, and said, "Brother joins the army and has always been brave in the front. For this, my younger brother admires it and feels ashamed."

Zhang Fei was straight-hearted, unable to speak, followed suit and said: "I admire it, and I am the same."

Liu Bei stepped forward, spread his arms, hugged their heads, and cried.But he cursed in his heart, "Who the hell wants to be in the front? It's Qin Caoyuan's three bastards. They wear a pair of pants. The most dangerous task is always me.... woo woo woo..."

The three hugged each other and cried, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei felt Liu Bei's bravery for the country and admired them.As for Liu Bei, both physically and mentally, he felt that the third young master didn't take him to "play", and also felt that he didn't get a penny this time, so he hugged Guan Zhang even more and cried.

"Go home~" Just as the three Taoyuan brothers were crying bitterly, tens of thousands of soldiers and civilians outside cheered, because they were going home.

"General Qin!" The soldiers and civilians cheered Qin Feng. They knew that without Qin Feng, they would never be able to go home safely.

Half an hour later, Qin Feng set foot on the way home with fifty thousand soldiers and civilians.

When Guishuang's army came to Zhizhi City, they were left with a ruined city.There is also a legend about the Easterners using magical powers to defeat Rome.

Facing the ruined Zhizhi City, the tens of thousands of troops sighed.

"Damn it, both Easterners and Westerners have fled. If they dare to come again, they must know how powerful I am Alamur!"

I saw a giant walking out of Guishuang's army. He was about [-] meters tall and his whole body was covered in steel armor.Tall, heavily armored, almost Hulk in Iron Man suit again.

In his hand is a huge iron hammer, all made of fine steel, at least five hundred catties. The handle of the hammer is two meters long, and the head of the hammer is bigger than the millstones in the village.Like a big boss with a hammer in Resident Evil.

Alamur is the number one warrior in the history of Guishuang, an invincible warrior who can kill a war elephant with a single hammer.

I saw him walking out with steps that made the ground tremble, and after a loud cry, the giant hammer in his hand rounded and hit the ground.With a loud bang, the dust head rose up, and when it dispersed, a deep pit with a diameter of more than one meter appeared on the ground.

Herod~, the earth seemed to have an earthquake under the sledgehammer, too many horses in the Guishuang battle were frightened, and a group of people turned their backs on their backs.

...However, there is only one oriental legend left to the people of Guishan.Therefore, Guishuang people also remembered a person's name, Qin Feng!Thor's Hammer!
More than a month later, outside the city of Rome, a defeated army arrived.

There are less than 100 people, and the armor and weapons are missing. Compared with the fully armed escort army, it is clear at a glance.

"Pompey is back!"

With a shout, the news came from the city of Rome.In a short period of time, the city of Rome was empty of people.Whether it was a Roman citizen or a Roman commoner, they were outraged.Rotten eggs and rotten leaves greeted the defeated army headed by Pompey.

Pompey and the others lowered their once high heads amidst the curses.

For more than a hundred years, Rome was at the peak of the period of the Five Sage Emperors, invincible and invincible.The Gauls, Germans, Thracians, and Spartans all surrendered at the feet of the Romans.This filled the Romans with pride and pride.

After a hundred years of invincibility, they suddenly suffered a disastrous defeat. Rome was humiliated and its glory was tarnished.The Romans couldn't accept it, and they flocked to the Senate.They want those elders elected by them, as well as His Majesty the Emperor, to give them an explanation.

(End of this chapter)